Cartman was in a state of Shock.

"You Assholes are descended from… Who?"

"Stanley Marsh, One of your friends from the time you came from."

Cartman Stared at the two Kids, The more he thought about it, They kinda did look a little like Stan.

"How can I know that you're telling the truth?"

"Well, You're just have to believe that yourself." Shrugged Jason.

Cartman gave an unimpressed look. "Yep, You guys totally come from the Loins of that hippie."

"Very Funny."

"Still doesn't explain what You want from me or What the AAU is."

The group of Five looked at each other for a moment, Before Jacob stepped forth.

"You wanna know? Well, I'll start with AAU,"

"A long time after Atheism took control of the world, Everything was a virtual paradise for all who accepted it, Until the Rise of Draksomore Black, A descendant of another of your past friends, Token black, He had potential, He was clever, Charismatic, Inspiring, Awesome, and had a strong heart, But it was in the wrong place, When the Great question came about, He invented a theory which he thought might be the answer to it, Many agreed with this mindset, And he rallied many to his Cause. He called his forces the Affiliated Atheist Union, Also known as, The AAU, Draksomore used senator Jonathon marsh, Our Father to gain access to the codes to the ancient archives of New New York, And then used them to dethrone and eradicate the Darricon dynasty, the royal Family of tyrants that controlled atheism at the time, Who were also known as the Atheists in control, The irony is, Once the Darricon family were all gone, Draksomore himself became a tyrant, Worse than the Darricons, Full of Avarice, Greed, malice, and an obsession to eradicate all who dared to oppose his ideals, His original goal of using those Ideals to better the world were completely gone, Only pure madness remained.

There was hope however, In our darkest hour came forth a bright light of hope, Lord Cedric of the house of Nelson, Through reading various history books about the time before Atheism, He began to see that the world truly did need religion to make a balance between it and Atheism, But he also realized that Draksomores methods were wrong, Draksomore did not care about the well-being of the lower classes and those who still believed in religion, Only for complete control and the need to dominate, The same could something be said of the other Atheist Groups, Who were just of not less power hungry as the man they came to fear and hate, Lord Nelson swore to make sure their bigotry against religion and each other was put to a stop and formed his own faction to In time, The five factions began a war to determine the ultimate answer to the Great question.

As the Flash back ended, Jacob took a deep breath and Sighed.

"So, There you have it, And Now…"

Much to his Chagrin though, Cartman had fallen asleep midpoint through the story.

"Uh, Wha, Sorry I was asleep, So What exactly does all this have to do with me?"

Father Squirrel Was talking now.

"As I'm sure the UAL have told you, You lived in a time when Religion became obsolete in the Eyes of Man and Otters."

"Yes."

"Well, They Probably Never Told you that though Religion may have became obsolete to them, There are those that still believe that faith in a mythological being has a place in the world."

"And those are?"

"Us of course, The Religion Fighters, For years we have waged secret and Guerrilla Warfare against the Petty Atheist Factions, In hopes that one day they may see, That different beliefs do not matter In the End."

"Where do I come in?"

"They believe you are the Answer to what they having been fighting so long to figure out." Explained Jacob. "The Answer to the Great Question, Which they want you to help them with."

"So basically everyone just wants to answer some, "Great Question?"

"Pretty much." Said Bridgette.

"And you want me to help you?"

"That's what I just said." Said Jacob.

Cartman thought for a moment.

"What's in it for me?"

The Religion Fighters looked at each others and huddled together whispering to another, With their back turned to Cartman, Who was curiously trying to listen in to the conversation, After a few moments they turned to face him.

"In return, We will help you find this, "Nintendo Wii" You speak of." Said Father Squirrel.

Cartman was delighted.

"Will you? Yes! Oh yes, Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Where do we start?

To be continued.