Cartman and the others lazed as Night slowly crept in, At this Point Cartman was losing Quote on Quote Patience.
"God Damn will I ever get a Nintendo Wii?"
"How about you learn to Shut up?" Asked Jacob.
"Easy Jacob." Said Father Squirrel, As he took him to the side. "We must be patient with him, Even if he has none."
Thomas just scoffed and called to Bridgette, Who was Working with E97-:
"Have you made contact with Homebase yet?" He asked.
"I think so, Just a few more clicks with E97 here."
E97 beebed.
A little up ahead, Manbear seemed to be sniffing the ground.
"What is it?" Asked Bridgette. "Something about there?"
"I'm not sure, though it smelled like… Baneex and Thunderis."
"Don't you mean…" Suddenly a small pair of Engine Rumblings were heard, Cartman then looked to the Sky.
"Uh… What are those?" He asked.
Father Squirrel got a pair of Binoculars and Peered up into the Sky, And saw two Flying Figures coming right for them!
"On no… It's Skullbane and Skyswitch!"
"Take cover!" Cried Manbear.
The Religion Fighters and Cartman scrambled down the Hill Quickly as Skullbane and Skyswitch swooped down at them.
Cartman almost climbed down, When he tripped on a rock and tumbled down the Hill straight into Bridgette, They both rolled down the Hill until THe crashed down to the Bottom.
"OW!" Cried Bridgette.
"Sorry." Muttered Cartman as he Got off her.
As the Religion Fighters fled the Hill, Skullbane and Skyswitch landed.
"Ha! Punny Religion fighters!" Roared Skullbane. "They are so weak they flee the might of our Glorious Leader Dracksomore!
"I'd like to blow their Heads off." Muttered Skyswitch, His face suddenly spinning around from the Stern, Stannis Baratheon-esge face to Sillier one. "Or I might even play tea parties, With their Corpses!" And Finally a more bored expression was arranged. "I get easily bored with such things…"
The two Cyborgs then Activated their Thruster packs and boot and took off, Firing at the Retreating Religion fighters, Who managed to dodge their Projectiles as best they could.
Cartman scrambled across the field, Desperately trying to catch up to the others.
"Heh, Heh… You guys! Wait!"
Skullbane fired his Shoulder turret at Jacob, Only for him to spin his staffa round, Blocking out all the Bullets.
Skyswitch flew ahead of him and Cut off the Religion fighters, The two Acolytes had them cornered.
"Well… Crap." Said Jacob.
"What do we do now?" Asked Bridgette.
"We fight." Said Manbear and he pulled out a war club. "For all Religion!"
And he charged at Skullbane, Who immediately charged back, The two clashed and Skullbane Grabbed the Club and Smashed it, Then threw a punch to Manbear to Dodged it and Returned the Favor.
Jacob ran up with his Staff and jumped into the Air, Twirled his weapon and slammed it down on Skullbane, Who was dazed for a moment and allowed Manbear to get a few good punches in that knocked him back, Skyswitch than swooped in and kicked Manbear with both feet, Knocking him back.
"Are you prepared to be crushed?" He asked.
"Are you prepared to go fuck yourself?" Asked Jacob.
And He ran at him, Skyswitch lowered and aimed his cannons and fire spewed out of them, Jacob twirled his Staff and fanned out the flames, Than planted his staff on the Ground and launched himself at Skyswitch kicking him in the face! Skyswitch's face changed to the board one and shot a Freeze ray at Jacob, Which he dodged with a handless cartwheel and swiped his staff under his feet.
Meanwhile, Bridgette, Father Squirrel and E-97 had retreated into the Forests and watched the Battle.
"They're gonna need help." Said Bridgette, and she got up and left her hiding place.
"No Bridgette!" Said Squirrel. "It's too dangerous!"
"I can fight too." Said Bridggette and Rushed off.
While this was going on, Cartman had run off, Completely oblivious to his surroundings, He ran till he was out of breath, then realized he was all alone.
"Guys?... You there…?"
He walked on for a bit, then felt something get caught around his Ankle, He was then hoisted off the ground with a yelp, A dark shape emerged from the shadows…
"Now I have you, Time child…"
To be continued.
Hey guys, Never thought you'd see this story again huh? Stay tuned for more and check out my other stories in the meantime. Chao. :)
