Night Fell, As Cartman staggered along the long plains of Tall Grass, Scraped, Tired and exhausted, He limped a few miles before Collapsing on the ground and was hidden from sight in the Grass.
"Oh god… So much… Bullshit." He moaned. "Why can't I have a Nintendo Wii?"
Suddenly he heard a blaster go off, He jumped to his feet and listened.
"Otters! With me!"
Cartman then shot off like a jackrabbit, As the Sea Otters approached.
"He went this way!" Called their Leader.
The Otters marched after Cartman, Who ran until he tripped then scrambled to his feet barely managing to Dodge the Lasers being fired at him.
"AHH! I JUST WANT TO PLAY NINTENDO Wii!" He cried.
He charged through the Grass, Desperate to find somewhere to hide When in the distance, He could make out some light, Taking his chances he kept running towards it, While the light started to come towards Cartman.
"Wh-what?"
Cartman Skidded to a stop as the light came nearer and nearer, He covered his eyes fearing the worst, But when the light stopped in front of him, He opened them and saw some familiar blonde men coming out of the light.
"Time child, We've found you!"
Meanwhile.
"You failed me!" Bellowed Lord Dracksomore.
Dreggor, Skullbane, Skyswitch, and Enrica knelt before the throne in shame.
"You had the time child in your grasp and you let him slip away again!" Roared Dracksomore. "Does your incompetence know no bounds?!"
"My lord, We tried to get him, I swear." Siad Dreggor.
"Obviously, Not enough." Scowled Dracksomore, Who turned to his Aide Thompson. "Now what? Thompson?"
"Well, Have reports the Timechild has escaped the custody of the Religion fighters when the battle took place." Said Thompson. "We don't know his confirmed location yet, But perhaps we could perform a check on the Factions to see where he is now."
"See to it." Said Dracksomore.
Meanwhile.
The Allied Atheist Alliegence marched forward onto Cartman's location, Their leader stopped in his tracks.
"This is where he was." He said, Sniffing the Soil. "But where is he."
Then suddenly one of the two Otters beside him was shot in the neck and his head exploded!
"Ambush!" Cried one of the Otters!
Out of the Bushes, Members of the United Atheist Alliance jumped out and fired upon the Surprised Sea otters, They fired back managing to kill some of their own, The two Leader than charged at each other, Launching into each other and bit and scratched as they were locked in combat.
"Surrender the Timechild!" Snarled the AAA Leader.
"He is one of us now!" Declared the UAA Leader. "Your claim to him is lost!"
The Sea otter managed to pin him down and pull out a knife. "Then you shall die and have your skull eaten out, On my Tummy!"
Suddenly the Knife was shot out of his paw!
"I don't think so."
Cartman then came out of Hiding, Holding a Blaster which he had just shot, Above him, Reinforcements zoomed over the Battlefield!
"The Battle is lost!" Cried the AAA leader. "Retreat Otters! Retreat!"
And with that, The Sea Otters took off into the Night.
"We have Victory!" Shouted the Leader.
Everyone around him cheered.
"You have turned the Tide Timechild." Said the Leader, Kneeling down to Cartman.
"I barely did anything." Said Cartman.
"Your place with United Ashiest Alliance is yours." The Leader Continued. "As long as you wish.
"Sweet." Said Cartman, Smiling.
Meanwhile.
"Well, Eyewave?" Asked Darcksomore. "Have the Scanners picked up?"
"Apparently so." Said Eyewave. "Sharpshell, Give a reading."
The purple Crabperson punched in some Coordinates. "The Time Child is found! He is with the United Atheist Alliance and has taken refuge in the City."
"Hmm, The United Atheist Alliance you say?" Asked Dracksomore.
"Affirmative." Said Sharpshell.
"Shall we make an attempt to Capture Sir?" Asked Thompson.
"Hmm… No." Said Dracksomore. "We shall allow the Timechild their refuge, for now, We will focus on the Religion fighters and the Unified Atheist League, Until the time is right we will claim the Time child for ourselves and the Great Question will be ours to answer! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
To be Continued.