Before we start, I'd like to address a common response to my rant about Kaguya:
"She didn't know how to fight, because she was royalty and therefore never need to."
Well, first off, she did have a reason to know how to fight, at least to some capacity: the Ootsutsuki clan whom she was creating the White Zetsu to repel, should they ever find the world she'd claimed as hers to harvest.
Second off, even if Boruto didn't swoop in and make everything worse for everyone, backstory does not excuse bad writing; at the end of the day, she was an antagonist: one who was locked in battle with the main cast of an action shounen, no less! Thus, her literal job in the story is to provide tension and conflict. Should she not, the fight becomes stale and boring.
The problem is that she failed to come off as a threat, thereby failing to provide tension, and thus failed as an antagonist. Her lack of martial prowess was a contributing factor in this failure, and y'know what the worst part is? It didn't fucking have to be! Seriously, it takes some premium-tier shit writing to make a character who can literally control gravity and space time come off as non-threatening! Nevermind the other abilities she had on top of those! But, that's what happened… so, I decided to give her a much-needed overhaul in this and any future fanfics I write.
With that outta the way, let's begin.
Chapter Fourteen: Surprises around Every Corner
Naruto was back on his throne, enjoying a nice blowjob from Kurako as the two of them spoke through their mental link.
"Sooo… I can't help but notice that you're the only one without a kid," He said in an observant tone.
"Well, it's certainly not for lack of trying," The fox girl teased, giggling around his cock. Her vulpine features were all out for the world to see, all nine tails included, and the demonic vixen's robes were open, affording Naruto a nice view of her small, but visible breasts. "As my luck would have it, even in this form, that seems impossible… for now, though that is not surprising. I'm still basically a construct of pure youki, after all."She sent pleasant shivers up his spine by pulling back and swirling her tongue around his head for a moment, before taking it all in once more. "If I were to merge with an actual human body and take on a truly physical form, though…" (1)
Naruto didn't much fancy that train of thought, though if the woman was someone who needed to be gotten rid of…
"Of course, of course..." Kurako rolled her eyes in amusement. It didn't technically need to be a female body, either; but converting the body in question would take a lot of… fuel. It was likely that the little vixen would need quite a few in fact—at least ten.
Pushing those thoughts aside, Kurako didn't stop pleasing her former host—though she decided that a change of subject was in order. "You might want to pay Miranda a visit, by the way. She was very jealous when you fucked her friend."
"Really now?" That was an interesting bit of information. "Thanks for letting me know."
"Riful's been rather moody as of late, as well," she added. "Now that it's her turn to sleep with you, I suggest giving her a much needed 'tongue-lashing' as they call it, here."
"It's so weird how those two words can mean such different things," Naruto commented. Then, groaned with enjoyment and pleasure, giving Kurako a head pat as he felt his balls starting to churn. "But, yeah, that does sound like a good idea." (2)
Then he firmly grabbed Kurako's head and pulled her to his pelvis; at the same time, he thrust his hips forward, burying the entirety of his cock into her throat before he let out a satisfied groan. Kurako's lips formed a tight seal around his shaft as she drank Naruto's baby-batter right from the tap. And once the flow abated, the fox girl withdrew with a satisfied moan. Kurako then swallowed the last of his seed and licked her chops with satisfaction.
"Go see to Miranda," She told him. The fox girl also knew that Roxanne wanted a piece of him. She had taken to stalking the blond, even; the woman had no idea that she had been discovered, though. Roxanne was good at hiding her youki but when it came to negative emotions, she was like a bonfire. The former Number 35 was jealous. Very jealous.
Kurako wouldn't be surprised if Roxanne were to make her move the moment Naruto was alone. The naughty vixen was betting on it, in fact.
"Alright," Naruto replied with a nod and a smile. Then, he got up, made himself presentable, and offered Kurako a hand up.
The fox girl smiled in approval and accepted it. Then, once he pulled Kurako on up to her feet, she grabbed his tunic and gave the blond a peck on the cheek. "Have fun~!"
Naruto scratched her behind the ears causing Kurako to start purring, before giving her a peck on the forehead and heading out to find a certain pigtailed blonde. He didn't see the impish grin on Kurako's face when he started heading towards... someone else, though.
The blond had no idea what happened when a door he passed by flew open and someone pulled him into the room with a cartoonish yoink. The door slammed shut soon after.
"Hellooo~!" Roxanne cooed, straddling Naruto as she pinned his hands down over his head.
"Oh! Uh… Hi?" Naruto had no idea how to feel about that look in her eyes. He felt like a rabbit staring at a ravenous fox. "Sooo… uh, what brings you here?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Roxanne leaned down and gave him a lick on the cheek. "I'm intercepting you~! That girl's a lesbo, anyways; you'd just be wasting your time with her."
Naruto blinked owlishly at that; truth be told, the mental images it evoked were actually kinda hot…
"I take it you want to have some fun in her place, then?" Naruto wasn't stupid; he could tell when a woman wanted him. This wasn't his first rodeo, after all… not by a long shot.
"Oh, I want to do more than just that," Roxanne growled sexily, licking his earlobe. "I want to steal you away; to fuck you so good you won't be able to look at another woman ever again and keep you all to myself~!"
Another blink, then, his eyes narrowed. Well, then… "Are you sure you can handle me all by yourself?" Naruto challenged with a grin.
"Oh, I'm positive," the blonde replied, matching him with one of her own… albeit a rather twisted one.
"Really?"
"Really."
Poof!
"REALLY?" That response came from many directions and Roxanne looked up to see no less than a dozen Narutos eyeballing her like a piece of meat.
Roxanne blinked as she mentally counted how many of them there were, and her brow started to sweat. "Oh, dear…" She'd honestly... somehow forgotten he could do that.
Meanwhile, back outside of the storage closet, it turned out that Roxanne wasn't the only one who'd been secretly… observing the goings on in the great hall as Miranda turned beet red at the sound of her colleague getting dogpiled. With an ear on the door, the pigtailed blonde in question only blushed harder and harder as the orgy commenced from there. 'I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed,' she thought.
Several hours later, the swirly-eyed heap that was what remained of Roxanne gurgled pathetically and occasionally twitched to indicate that she might still be alive. The poor thing was face-down, ass-up, covered in jizz, and out like a light.
Naruto, meanwhile, made himself presentable once more as he let out a sigh of immense satisfaction. Damn, it felt good to cut loose like that!
Unknown to Naruto, Miranda had long-since scampered off; because of that, there was no flustered blonde awaiting him on the other side of the door when he exited the closet and made a clone to tend to his… victim, for lack of a better word. Though he felt a bit guilty for reducing Roxanne to such a state, she did ask for it, quite literally, and he delivered. Now, with that out of the way, Naruto ventured off to see what time it was and quickly saw that he should probably tend to Riful.
Miranda could wait, given that a certain danger-loli might start getting a little too moody if he didn't visit her soon.
As for said danger-loli, she was now in her teenage form and actually doing rather well despite what Kurako had claimed. She smiled down at baby girl while nursing her and could help but feel... accomplished. It was such a curious sensation. Every time she looked down at Harja suckling away at her bosom, the Abyssal One of the West couldn't help but think 'I made this' and swell up with pride. (3)
Unlike her half-sister, this little bundle of joy had a more… natural hair color, as she ended up with Riful's chestnut brown locks. She inherited a lot from her mother, actually, from the looks of it, though she still had Naruto's whisker marks and deep, cerulean eyes. She also purred, just like Kushina, which Riful found to be utterly adorable.
Then, the young-looking mother perked up as the door to her bedchamber opened. She smiled at the sight of her lover entering and greeting her with a grin of his own.
"How're you holding up?" Naruto asked.
"Well enough," Riful replied with a tired chuckle. "I must admit, I never thought I'd see myself becoming a mother." She had no complaints though. It made the Abyssal One of the West feel more… human. More human than she'd ever felt, to be completely honest. After being an Awakened Being for literal centuries, having to live off of human intestines for as long as she did, it was a very strange feeling. Foreign even. But, at the same time, it was… nice.
"Not many people do... at least where I'm from. But it happens." Naruto said in a sage-like tone as he closed the door behind him. "Never thought my children would be hybrids, though. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Still, I wonder just what Harja's going to be like as she grows." There's a lot of possibilities. He wouldn't be surprised if she took after Riful to be completely honest.
"I bet she'll be a little hellion, considering who her parents are," Riful giggled. "I was quite the troublemaker, too, once upon a time."
Naruto chuckled, approaching Riful and cupping her cheek, before giving her a deep, loving kiss. She mewled hungrily into his liplock, her cheeks blazing. Then, when he withdrew, Riful couldn't help but avert her gaze shyly.
"I never thought I'd fall in love, either," she admitted. "It's so strange, but here I am, with a baby in my arms and a loving mate by my side." She sighed happily. "My only regret is that I didn't find you first so I could keep you all to myself. But, the fits of jealousy are admittedly worth it in the end."
"I'll do everything I can to keep it that way," Naruto assured, rubbing her cheek lovingly with his thumb.
Harja gurgled cutely, giving her mom and dad with a curious look. Taking it as an indication that she was done, Riful held the little girl over her shoulder and started patting her back. Harja burped and cooed in satisfaction, before shifting about and starting to purr once more.
"I can't get over how cute she is!" Riful gushed, drawing a grin from Naruto.
"Of course she's cute; she's yours~!"
"Oh, you!" Riful giggled her cheeks ablaze once more. "Save it for when I put her to bed!"
Naruto let out another amused chortle at that and stepped back to do just that. Thankfully, he didn't have to wait long. Riful got up and put Harja straight to bed with a goodnight kiss. As their bundle of joy started drifting off, making herself comfortable with a yawn, Naruto went over and put an arm over Riful's shoulder and gave his little mistress a peck on the cheek. She snuggled up to him in response and let out a satisfied sigh.
She could get used to this.
The two of them then started heading to the bed and Naruto got a curious look from Riful when he whispered into her ear. "You mind sitting down on the edge of the bed for me?"
She frowned at him in confusion but did as she was asked. Then, he kneeled down before her and spread the woman's legs. Riful turned beet red, immediately connecting the dots, much to Naruto's amusement.
"We both know how much you like your tongue-lashings," Naruto teased, before lifting up her skirt.
"Oh… oh, my," Riful whispered in embarrassed, but very pleasant surprise. She couldn't bring herself to look him in the eye after hearing that but Riful helped him out nonetheless by lifting the skirt up even more and scooting forward to give him better access. She gasped and mewled, writhing in pleasure when Naruto slipped his arms under her legs to pull his woman in and dove on in. Her hands immediately went to the back of his head, pulling him closer.
Oh, yes, she could most certainly get used to this…
The very next day, Riful was still blushing from what Naruto did to her last night; it did not end with him eating her out by a long shot. Now, though, was not the time for such thoughts as she, Sylvia, Neideen and Kurako sat in the great hall in their respective chairs, flanking Naruto as the Lord of Neo Konohagakure no Sato had a meeting with the captain of the watch and various other officials.
"So, it would seem the Organization's been acting suspiciously apathetic towards us," Riful commented, pushing her more lewd thoughts aside. "It's been half a year and they've not made a move? That reeks of a secret project if you ask me… possibly several."
"Given everything I've heard about them, that wouldn't surprise me," Naruto replied with a nod. He then turned to the captain, Garruk, and asked, "Have you heard of anything else?"
"We've been informed that Liliana of House Vess is coming our way," Garruk informed his lord. "She should be here within the week. That is about it, though."
"Not surprising," Naruto replied with a nod. "I received a letter to express her interest a few days ago. And Sir Gideon? I haven't heard from him yet… Lady Elspeth, as well."
"Nothing yet, m'lord," Garruk replied.
"I see…" Naruto mused with a thoughtful look. Well, at least they had info on Liliana. That's better than nothing.
"Well, we'll just have to wait until we receive their replies, then." Naruto stated as he crossed one leg over the other.
"That would be wise," Riful chimed in. "The Organization likely has something nasty in store for us in the near future, so we should only be thinning our defenses if and when absolutely necessary."
"I agree," Kurako chimed in, "We're in no particular hurry, anyway."
Naruto nodded at that and took note that Sylvia and Neideen seemed to be in the same boat. "I guess that settles that, then," he concluded with a chuckle. It made sense after all.
"So, how's the brothel coming along?" Neideen asked.
"...It's coming along great," Naruto answered after an awkward moment. It was just like Neideen to bring up something like that. "It'll be a good source of information if we teach the girls how to ask the right questions and when to do so."
"You would be surprised at how many people have loose lips after getting themselves drunk… or at the implication of getting laid." Kurako added with a giggle. "It will most certainly act as a wonderful source of income and information from the outside."
"You know, the longer we're together, the more surprises come my way," Sylvia stated with an amused smile.
"My old teacher was a spymaster. He had people everywhere. More often than not he went to brothels to get information." Naruto told them all with a helpless shrug. He had learned a thing or two from the man.
"Can't help but wonder if that was the only thing he got from those brothels," Neideen giggled.
"I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest," Naruto replied with a roll of his eyes. "He was so much like you that I swear you have to be his daughter, somehow."
"Though certainly an amusing thought, it's impossible," Kurako pointed out with another giggle. She can actually see that to be completely honest. "Also, her father was a redhead."
That may explain how Nora ended up with pink hair if Kurako's suspicions on the matter of her and Kushina were true.
"That seems to be a far more common trait, here, actually," Naruto commented. "If Roxanne ends up popping a pinkette out in nine months, I think we can safely consider that proof of how it keeps happening."
She was born a redhead, after all, according to Kurako.
"Only time will tell," said demoness chirped.
"I still can't believe you fucked that creepy woman," Sylvia sighed while massaging her temples. "I don't know why she rubs me the wrong way, but there's something… off about her."
"She tried to steal me away," Naruto replied with another shrug and a clueless look on his face, "said she intended to make me unable to look at another woman ever again and keep me all to herself… and quickly learned that she bit off more than she could chew." The woman was still in a sex-coma from that but she clearly enjoyed the fucking. "She's all bark and no bite; you have nothing to worry about."
"Never heard that analogy before, but it's certainly fitting…" Riful commented. The bitch deserved to be ruined in such a way as far as she was concerned… though the Abyssal loli still couldn't help but be a bit jealous that it didn't happen to her. She shot Kurako a half-hearted glare upon hearing the demonic vixen's amusement.
"Oh, be nice," Naruto chuckled. Then, he turned to Garruk and waved him off. "I think that's all," he said. "You're dismissed. Return to your station."
"Yes, m'lord."
"Information, you say…?"
Back in Haru no Kuni, the headquarters of the Coalition. Several faces that Naruto would find very familiar sat at a roundtable, addressing the imperial envoy sent by Pein.
The girl in question looked to be in her late teens with dull, red hair, wide, blue eyes, and relatively thick eyebrows. They weren't nearly as bad as those of two people Naruto had met in particular, but still noticeable. This girl wore a dark blue headband; a dark blue gi with pink trim and a black sash; black spats; and matching thigh-high boots. Her name was Amaru. Over the course of the war, the young cultist was gifted by Kaguya herself with leadership over the rebuilt Soragakure no Sato for her efforts. (4)
The one who spoke, meanwhile, was a man in brown robes with red hair, light, blue-green eyes with black rings around them, and no eyebrows. This man was the Kazekage, Gaara of the Desert.
"Yes," Amaru replied, looking at the other faces around the table to gauge their reactions. Curiously, they were all women; a collection of various female daimyou from throughout the land, the granddaughter of the late Tsuchikage, the chief of a nomadic tribe, a leader of some other refugees, and the current high priestess of Oni no Kuni. "God-Empress Kaguya needs all the information on Naruto that she can find if she is to locate him and discern his fate; there are infinite realms in the multiverse, so she would literally take forever to achieve that otherwise."
Many of the women exchanged odd glances with each other, before looking towards a blonde with pale eyes, garbed in priestly robes. This woman was Shion, High Priestess of Oni no Kuni.
"She speaks the truth," the blonde stated. "Most notably, she needs to know what he looks like, so a recent photo would be advised; the latest one we have is from several years ago, so that won't do. Any other information would also be helpful, such as likes, dislikes, and personality."
"She doesn't need to know everything we do… does she?" One of the female daimyou blushed heavily as she asked this.
"Tempted though some of us may be to horrify her with some more… intimate details, no," Shion clarified with a giggle. "It would help, but telling her something like that would be unnecessary."
"Assuming he's even alive," one woman muttered, looking a bit depressed, not looking very optimistic.
"I have no doubt that he is, Toki," Shion assured. "I've seen many a potential future in which she brings him back… with companions from another world, no less."
"Really now?" Another woman chuckled at the thought as she spoke up. "That boy is such a lady-killer, I must say."
"You're partially to blame for that," Toki pointed out, blushing heavily. "I daresay half the women here first saw him in that Icha-Icha film you dragged him into."
"More like bribed," the woman responded with a heavy blush of her own and a giggle. "He wasn't kicking and screaming, I swear."
Amaru cleared her throat and blushed heavily at the revelation. "So, we're talking about that Naruto, are we? Duly noted…" To think that brat could end up popping the cherry of Kazahana Koyuki… on the big screen, no less. She simply couldn't believe it, having thought it was just someone with shocking resemblance at the time… and an identical name… and the same birthmarks. (5)
Yeah, she had no excuse, really...
"Indeed, we are," Shion confirmed with a nod. "Thanks to my powers, I'm the best person to go to for information on Naruto; I'll gladly accompany you back to Ame if you feel that it will make this easier."
"Are you sure about that?" Gaara asked, looking concerned.
Shion smiled and nodded. "I can trust you to look after little Mirai in my absence. God-Empress Kaguya wants her empire back and knows full well that exhibiting only as much force as is needed will achieve such goals far more smoothly." She stood up and started approaching Amaru, before turning to address the others. "I'm in no danger unless I actively provoke her, and you can rest assured that I'm not half the fool I'd need to be to do that." (6)
Many a frown amongst those present made it clear that they were concerned for her safety, but no one voiced their objections. To this day, the blonde was not at all used to such attention; to think a bitter, little bitch like her could end up with such a large and caring family…
"The war is over," Amaru stated with an exasperated sigh. "The Gelel Empire has no intention of starting a conflict with the Coalition." The young woman addressed them all with a serious look and a respectful bow. "She'll return safe and sound when all is said and done, I swear it."
"Very well, then," Gaara replied. "I'll hold you to that." He didn't trust Amaru as far as he could throw her… which was admittedly not saying much, given his talents, but still! If they were deceived and Shion is killed or ended up going missing on her way to Ame, he would make sure Amaru didn't live long enough to regret it. "I trust you have no objections to me arranging an escort for her, though?"
"Not at all," Amaru replied with a shrug. "We'll be leaving in three hours."
Gaara nodded and gestured for one of his assistants to come forth. He trusted Shion and all, but it certainly wouldn't hurt to ensure her safety.
1: All things considered, it makes sense for this to be a thing; the Bijuu being entirely comprised of "magical" energy sounds silly at first glance, but it does explain why they cannot be killed by conventional means and had to be sealed away. It also explains the lack of a giant fox carcass. Though Twisted Bonds will continue to ignore this detail as the femKyuu in that one was established to have a physical form. Other fanfics I write in the future might do that as well, but it's hard to say. In this one, though, it makes more sense for her to be a non-physical entity. Rest assured, though, that it's only a matter of time before they have to get rid of someone.
2: One of the things I like to do in crossovers like this is to split common phrases and the like between the cultures of the worlds in said story and occasionally have them mean different things. Linguistic differences would exist between them, after all, so it makes sense and is rather fun in my opinion.
3: Harja (pronounced HARR-yuh) is derived from the sweedish word for ravage… according to Google, so take that with a grain of salt. The decision to name her this was actually inspired by the etymology for Riful's name.
Again, take this with a grain of salt, as it is a wiki I'm citing. But, Riful is apparently derived from "rifle", an early 14th-Century term meaning "to plunder" from Old French term rifler, meaning "to strip or plunder"; the literal meaning is apparently "to graze or scratch". There's a bit more to it, as the term appears to be of germanic origin, but I digress.
Inspired by this discovery, I took that knowledge and started looking up translations for words like plunder, ravage, and raid in other languages for something that could be passed off as a name with slight alterations and came across härja. I liked that one, because it reminded me of Tharja from FE and the rest is history. Probably putting more effort into this than I should for a pornographic fanfic, especially when bearing in mind that Harja first appeared in the far more porniographic Naruto's Quest, but I find it to be quite fun and it's wonderful practice for when I start writing my own stories.
4: Villainess Amaru is an interesting idea I've had for a long time. Also, one thing that always rubbed me the wrong way about Akatsuki was that there were so few of them; I always felt that they needed more manpower than the nine of them, plus Sasori's spy network and one dismal, wartorn backwater village sandwiched between two constantly-warring superpowers that keeps getting caught in the crossfire thereof to achieve their goals. The idea that Soragakure is the last "sky city" of Kaguya's lost empire resulted in me finding a home for the Villainess Amaru idea. I'll definitely be exploring this in future fanfics, though I'm still not quite sure what to do with the Reibi just yet.
5: Yes, I know that this is probably overdone as all hell in Naruto fanfiction, but the thought of Naruto getting dragged into an Icha-Icha movie by Princess Koyuki is such an amusing thought to me; I simply cannot help but picture her doing that… or at least trying, lol.
6: Let's be honest, Mirai (meaning "future") is by far the most obvious name for their kid. Kinda stepping on the toes of AsuKure (a pairing that I honestly don't mind) by stealing the name of their kid, but there is simply no better name for the baby Naruto unwittingly promised to put into Shion, at least in my opinion.
And that's all she wrote for now. =3 I hope y'all enjoyed it! Next update is scheduled for next month. Until then!