Before long, Newt was meeting with Dumbledore in the sitting room. Dumbledore was wearing a sombrero and a poncho because it turns out Dumbledore has been Mexican all along and it just hasn't been mentioned. This is canon now.
"Hola, amigo," said Dumbledore. "I bring terrible news. Grindelwald and his Death Eaters are going after the Toenail of Icklibõgg."
"The Toenail of Icklibõgg?" asked Newt. "But I thought that was a myth, like the Mystic Kettle of Nackeldirk!"
Dumbledore shook his head. "I assure you, the Toenail of Icklibõgg is very real, as is the Mystic Kettle of Nackeldirk."
"But if Grindelwald finds the Toenail of Icklibõgg, he'll be able to destroy all the fantastic beasts in the world!"
"That's exactly his plan," said Dumbledore. "After that, he'll destroy all Muggles and then all people with outie belly buttons."
"He must be stopped!" Newt declared heroically. "What must I do?"
"Simple," Dumbledore answered wisely. "Find the Toenail of Icklibõgg first and destroy it. You and Jacob will head to the Ministry, where you'll meet up with Tina."
"Hey, why don't I go on the adventure this time while the Muggle stays here?" Bunty suggested because she had a HILARIOUS crush on Newt. "Wouldn't that make more sense? I did get O's in all my O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s, you know."
"Bunty," said Newt, turning to look her in the eye.
"Yes..." she said expectantly, anxiously gripping her hands together as she gazed deeply into Newt's awesomely handsome eyes.
"Go tell Jacob to pack his things so he can leave with me. Oh, and remember to feed the flobberworms while we're out."