Newt and Jacob headed up to Tina's office. Although she was an American, she was currently working for the British Ministry because it turns out they have an exchange Auror program with MACUSA. This is canon now. Anyway, Tina was also Newt's on/off girlfriend. At the moment, they were very much "off."
"DAMN YOU, MR. SCAMANDER!" she shrieked, chucking a random vase at him as he entered the room.
"Protego," said Newt, and the vase shattered against his magical shield.
"What was that about?" asked Jacob, slightly dazed.
"He knows what he did!" Tina replied tsunderely.
"The jellyfish was not my fault," said Newt, with obvious sexual tension.
"Maybe," Tina conceded, "but the pineapple sure was!"
"But it was a really big pineapple. What was I supposed to do?"
"You could have kept your pants on, at least!"
"That part was Bunty's idea. I'm sure she had a good reason."
"Uh, could someone tell me what this is about?" asked Jacob.
"Shut up, Jacob!" yelled Tina.
"Oookay then," he said.