Meanwhile, Newt, Tina, and Jacob were standing on a dock, preparing to board the ship that would take them away on their exciting new quest. Nagini was also coming, but no one noticed because she doesn't contribute anything to this story anyway.
"Antio sas," said Dumbledore, who was wearing a laurel wreath because it turns out Dumbledore has been Greek all along and it just hasn't been mentioned. This is canon now.
"Come with us," said Newt. "We'll find that lost city in no time with your help."
Dumbledore sighed and shook his head. He wished he could go with them, but unfortunately we didn't have the budget to pay Jude Law that kind of money.
"All right then," said Newt valiantly, "I guess it's up to us to thwart Grindelwald's evil plot and save the world's fantastic beasts from utter destruction!" And with those stirring words, our heroic heroes set off on their adventurous adventure to African Africa.
"Mr. Scamander, you understand this expedition will be purely professional," said Tina as they walked up the ship's ramp.
"Oh, I'm counting on that," Newt replied.
"Don't get your hopes up that we'll be getting back together again because we won't!" she insisted.
"As if I'd want to get back together with you."
"I'm just saying it's not happening, Mister!"
"It better not be happening!"
"Well good, because it's not!"
"Tina, I can assure you that it's really, really not happening!"
"You can't even begin to imagine how much it's not happening, Mr. Scamander!"
"Oh, will you two get a room!" said Jacob.
