And so, our plucky heroes ventured deep into the Congolese jungle, which looked a lot like some Hawaiian national park because we sure as hell weren't going to film this in the DRC. Newt led the way, followed by Tina and Jacob. Nagini was also there, but the others still hadn't noticed her redundant presence. Suddenly, they came upon one of those crazy rope bridges that every jungle seems to have.
"I ain't crossin' that," said Jacob in a wacky comic-relief voice. By the way, it turns out Jacob has an anxiety disorder. This is canon now.
"C'mon, it's perfectly safe," Tina insisted, and with that, she feministly led the way onto the bridge.
"Hey, wait!" said Newt, following after her with Jacob and the rest behind him. "You should not go first. It could be dangerous."
"In case you've forgotten, Mr. Scamander, I am an Auror!" said Tina, using her strength as a cover for her true feelings, which, just to be clear, were feelings of a romantic nature.
"Oh, I only wish I could forget your choice of profession," answered Newt, engaging in antagonistic banter rather than admitting that he was worried about Tina's safety because he liked her. Yes, in that way.
"I don't have to take this!"
"You do if you want my help."
"Not more of this," Jacob grumbled. "At least it turns out the bridge is safe." And then, he stepped on a bridge plank that broke.