Shopping Hayden

"Ahahahah come on, come on, Can't you guys hit anything!" Shouted Hayden as he ran.

As he ducked into the first shop he dove into the first room he found. And face to face with a blonde girl who was in the middle of changing. Covering her mouth with one hand and grabbing both her wrists with the other he attempted what he assumed was a calming look. Unfortunately Hayden forgot he was wearing his mask so all the blonde saw were his dancing green eyes.

"Daphne how's that size?" Came a voice from out side the door.

"Hey beautiful, I don't suppose if I let you answer you rat me out." Hayden said as he used his shoulder to push his mask up.

Daphne blushed a deep scarlet and nodded. Hayden took his hand off her mouth.

"The size is fine mom but could you grab me another pair of robes as well?" Daphne's called out.

"Obcourse dear." The mother's voice said as it trailed off.

"Darling you are special." Hayden gave the girl a searing kiss on the lips the bolted out of the stall and out the door. As Daphne's mother returned she found her daughter blushing and giggling.

"Mom I know who I want to be contracted with." She said with a wishful voice.

Hayden meanwhile took his mask off and calmly blended with the crowd of people, even going as fall as waving to a group of red robes wizards as they ran past. As he strolled past the shops selling odds and ends he took in a large white building. Curious and wanting to just kill time he skipped up the steps and came face to face with a little green being.

"Excuse me but could you tell me what this building is?" Hayden said with a bow

"It's Gringotts bank were you wizards keep your money." The being sneered out.

"Well thank you very much." Hayden sauntered past the being, "and may you choke on that spear he finished right as he duct in.

Hayden chuckled as he heard the curses yelled after him and went to the nearest booth that seemed open.

"Hey their bogbreath is like to check in some money and start an account!"

Now unknown to Hayden but this particular goblin was in fact called Bogbreath and was quiet surprised that this upstart knew his name.

"Yes well human simply put some blood..." Bog started to hand over a document.

When the human simply bit his wrist and chewed off some flesh and let a generous amount of blood fall on the paper before his wrist healed. The paper flashed and flowed and Bog's eyes rose as he read the name and looked at the human.

"Perhaps you should follow me." He then hopped off the stool and waddled over to a pair of doors.

Hayden intrigued followed waving to the others waiting in line as well as winking to a few witches. As the doors closed behind him he found himself in an office with three of the beings.

"I am Ragnarok this is Bogbreath and this is Griphook head of the Potters vaults." Ragnarok spoke in a deep voice. "Perhaps you would like to tell us we're you've been Harry Potter or is it Harry Slytherin by conquest, or should we call you Hayden Voorhees!?" At the end of the questions he was practically shouting.

"Well call me Voorhees as I DONT consider myself a potter. You can close that vault, then take whatever's in the Slytherins vault and rename it the Voorhees vault." Hayden commanded without breaking eye contact.

"You, DONT wish us to announce your alive?!" Ragnarok questioned.

"Not in the slitest." Smiled Hayden

"The ancient vault can not be renamed though."

"Not a problem just gimmi a list of what's in there."

The green eyes dancing madly. Two hours later Hayden walked out of Gringotts wizarding robes blowing as he posed sweeping his left hand through his hair. (AN: Yes, I know this song wasn't invented yet but bear with me.)

"Guess who's back! Back again Voorhees back tell your friends!" Hayden sang out as he danced through the street spinning witches and high fiving wizards.

He jumped through a fire place yelling MOM and came out sliding on his knees.

"Fuck YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH! Hayden finished doing an impressive display of American air guitar.

Silence pure silence, then slow clapping and Jason approached

"Fucking moron." Stated black eyes

"Fucking killjoy!" Chuckled green

" What in the hell is going on here!?" Squealed a voice

Both the brothers turned and looked at the short man approaching them.

"Who are you people making a ruckus in the ministry?!"

"My apologizes prime minister Fudge.They're with me." A voice broke in.

"Amelia darling missed us?!" Hayden threw his arms wide and bowed.

"Ms." Jason breathed

The three of them marched down the hallway Hayden was well Hayden, however he watched as Amelia's eyes would flick to Jason then snap back ahead. Jason just stared out of his mask seeing nothing, but the path ahead. Finally after about fifteen minutes they arrived at the DOD. As they entered the facility Aurors stopped and stared at the two giants walking behind Amelia, and the thought that ran throughout their minds was, this is what a leader should look like.

When they reached her office Amelia cast Privacy wards and then sat down.

"When I heard that two wackos in masks were scaring people shitless I should have figured it was you two." Amelia stared with a smirk.

"We aim to miss behave!" Barked out Hayden with a over the top salute.

"What, now?" Grunted Jason

"I would like to higher you two as my steel fists." Proclaimed Amelia

"Kinky." Smirked Hayden

"I would give you orders and you would complete them."

"No questions asked." Jason breathed out

"No questions ask and you only answer to me."

"Weapons, what about weapons, Jason has got a weapon I'd like a cool weapon!" Panted Hayden practically drooling."

"All your gear I will provide as well as your first assignments, also the rest of my department will not no your identities however they will recognize your new masks which will be charmed to register you as my special unit." Explained Amelia

"One question?!" Shouted Hayden jumping up.

"Yes." Amelia raised a trimmed eyebrow.

"When do we start." Jason finished