Hogwarts...Great Hall

Occupants...6

Mood...Tense

Severus Snape

Why in Morgan's bouncing breasts was he here. Yes , Lily was a friend, yes he kept in contact and slipped her tips about her son. No the real question was why was he in the same room as a demented old geezer, a horny mutt, a morbid begger, a living ego, and the ego's father. Oh wait , because it Lily that's why. And he was just made godfather for a second time because, apparently Lucius was shagging Narcissa rotten. Lucky Bastard Snape mused. Oh oh and it looks like the ego is going to make his one brain cell do some actual work. Chances are; one I'm a greasy bat or two I'm a slimy snake, and the winner is!

"Who invited the slimy snake here!?" Squealed James jr

Abviously someone who has poor social skills, oh ok let us see witty and scathing comeback from my dipshit list.

"Why Potter If you told me you pet could talk, I would have brought treats!" Snape smoothly replied

And now the little menace and his spawn are going to process what I said in three two one.

"Listen you Bastard no one wants you here so how bout you slink back to the dungeons!" Spat James

"Yeah you stinky bat!" James jr. cheered

Sirius Black

Earlier was trying to drink away the slaughter of Ireland. Already people were in a state of complete panic from the (Endless Abyss) as the monster was known as he literally sat in front of Amelia's office with the door to it open so no conversation with her was private. This obviously caused anyone who was going to complain to take a look at the behemoth and run for the hills. Now he was being dragged here for some of James drama. Don't get it confused Sirius likes James he just couldn't figure out how his friend treated his one done like Walburga treated him. Still he flooed into the headmasters office and walked with Remus to the great hall. On the way Remus told Sirius about some beautiful girl he was in before arriving. Sirius Asked after congratulating him who the lucky lady was. Remus shook Sirius' hand then handed him a photo, before breaking into a run through the doors to the great hall. Flipping over the photo was the words you just did...and the photo was of his right hand!

"YOU SICK PERVERT!" Yelled Sirius as heburst into the great hall.

"The Quiet Marauder Still lives!" Cackled Remus

After this Sirius promptly began firing hexs at the wolf and chase him around the hall.

"Gentlemen Perhaps we should all join around the main table and wait our last arrival." Dumbledore Chuckled eyes merrily dancing.

Sirius and Remus stood with the Potter men separating them. Remus still laughing under his breath. After five minutes Sirius was about to pull a prank when little Prongs Shouted at Snape Who was leaning against a wall. Wrong opponent kid, Snape is way out of your league. His theory was proven right when Snape verbally defended himself and humiliated the attackers. Sirius started snickering and gave Snape a thumps up from were he stood. Remus just coughed into his shoulder to disguise his laughter.

"Potter's spawn do you now what my favorite thing to do at Hogwarts is?" Snape smirked as he moved slightly behind Dumbledore.

"Avoiding a shower!" Puffed up the Prongslet earning a hive five from his dad.

"Your Mother." Deadpanned Snape with a wide smile.

Just as Lily walked in.

"Has arrived safely how are you Lily?" Snape finished bringing her in for a hug.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Roared James and Jr.

Dumbledore simply rubbed his nose this would be a long meeting. As Sirius and Remus exploded into full-blown laughter.

France...Beauxbatons Academy

Entrance Feast...

Mood...Festive

"And now I will introduce Hayden Voorhees who will be taking the next two years with us." Announced Madam Maxime

The girls all crained their necks to see the new arrival. As was well known among the French the powerful political figures were male. However the ones with the most powerful magic were the witches of France. So while men were usually sent to private smaller schools the women all attended Beauxbatons Academy. So it was with dead silence that one Hayden Voorhees wearing the schools uniform entered the great hall. Hayden walked calmly looking straight ahead till he got the the front of the hall.

"Thank you Headmistress, I would like to convey my utmost gratitude for allowing my enrollment here, and I hope you take care of me." He finished with a slight bow.

Immediately applause aswell as whispers and some Squeals were heard. Hayden then glanced around and noticed that among the tables several familiar ladies were blushing and waving at him. Feeling like stirring the pot he made a very purposeful stride out of the hall and went down the first hallway he saw. He then made his way to each classroom he was taking. Potions, runes, history, astronomy, care of Magical creatures, dance, agriculture, and art. He noticed that every time he entered a room it would fall silent and then giggles and whispers would start. At lunch time a group of girls attempted to surround him, but he managed to out run them. He was just hiding in a tree getting ready to eat when he was interrupted by a melodious voice.

"Do you mind if I join you Mr Voorhees?" Fleur Called up in to the branches

"Only if you tell me how you found me?" Came the Hayden's sing song reply

"Oui. How do I get up?" Fleur Asked

"You climb up obcourse." Chuckled Hayden

"I don't no how to climb a tree."

"Say what?!" Hayden said as he jumped down and faced the young witch

"I don't know how to climb trees I was raised as a lady and ladies don't climb trees." Came the blushing reply

"Well I gues I'll have to help you with that."

With a surprised squeak from the witch lifted her up onto his shoulders.

"Watch were your putting your hands!"Came the very shaky voice from above him

Hayden shook his head and tried to ignore the warmth coming from her thighs. After two attempts Fleur pulled herself up and Hayden swung up after her. They sat there panting then they both laughed.

Pulling herself together Fleur decided to take a chance.

"Perhaps you can spend your lunches with me and teach me more American pass times!?"

"It would be my pleasure." Came the first natural smile since coming to France was shined upon the witch.

From the moment the smile shown on the Veela it was if the clouds had parted. She felt grounded and warmth spread from her lips, to the tips of her toes. She knew it as much as she knew her magic. She was in love with Hayden Voorhees.

Malfoy Manor...

...situation...

...tense...

"So Agent Abyss is it?" Narcissa nervously asked

"So Amelia sent you, did she?" Lucius stroked his cane slowly

"No." Jason rumbled as he rose

"Just getting a read on people I might need to kill."

As he stalked to the floo network he turned and faced the two wizards.

"Congratulations on the child." He nodded his mask before disappearing.

The two scions of Pureblood doctrine stared at the fire place. One with fear for her family, the other fear for their future.