..I enjoyed writing this chapter
"..You know she's pretty right? Like really pretty!" Kid Gil exclaimed loudly.
EMIYA really didn't know how things this like kept happening. It was mind baffling. Seriously, of all the things he had to deal with. He really didn't know. It must have been lifetime and lifetimes of bad luck just manifesting here. It just had to be. If he didn't have white hair before surely all the stress would have turned his hair white. Rubbing his forehead, he watched with tired eyes as the most annoying version of Gilgamesh scowled at Kid Gil. The golden armored Archer seemed particularly loud today. The Caster version of Gilgamesh rolled his eyes and he thumbed through a thick tome nearby.
"You weren't even supposed to go near her!" scowled Gilgamesh as he crossed his arms in front his golden armor.
"I was bored!" Kid Gil said rolling his eyes as if that justified anything. "...Besides I asked Caster already and he said she has an exceptional high affinity with me...us" Kid Gil trailed of thinking of the confusing logistics. "...anyways, I really like her." He said with a finality. The golden archer swung his scowl to Caster who arched an eyebrow at him.
"It's true." Caster said dismissively to the golden Archer as he went back to the book. Caster didn't even know why he was here. Kid Gil and the golden Archer had argued all the way into the kitchen where EMIYA had been cleaning the kitchen. Apparently EMIYA was stress cleaning almost everything in Chaldea. It's not like it was his fault that Kid Gil had come to him and asked him to cast a spell of compatibility. What was surprising was that she was so compatible that he did the spell twice. Just to be sure. So compatible that Caster considered trying his luck to see if he could near Rin.
EMIYA decided that he this was clearly some warped reality. It clearly wasn't happening. Though the kid version was much more tolerable than the others. He would have never imagined this. One, still not being able to get near Rin. Two, Kid Gil proclaiming she was his pseudo girlfriend. However, between Atalanta, the other Arthur and Bedivere his sanity was already being tested. And now this. Fed up, EMIYA opened his mouth only to shut it as Arturia stormed in. Disapproval and anger on her face. She marched right up to Kid Gil who had the sense to be scared.
" ..Many a hero have told me that you are saying that Rin is your…..girlfriend?" her voice so serious that it made everyone straighten up just a little.
"...Yes?" Kid Gil said hesitantly.
"...Then you MUST ensure her HONOR! You must speak to her guardian! Tis only proper. Such disrespect is not fit for a lady of her station." Saber brightened immediately as she started to explain the details of a proper courtship to kid Gil. The other older Archer Gilgamesh taking notes secretly behind the two as he nodded at Saber's words.
EMIYA tried to interrupt Saber to say that Rin didn't follow such rules in her time only to be met by a bunch of swords flying at his head from the Gates of Babylon- followed by a loud screech.
"...SHUT UP MONGREL, THIS IS IMPORTANT!"
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