Norman: Yo! When the fuck are we going to do the next scenes!?

Director: Sorry Norman, the Writer is currently putting the show on hiatus.

Norman: WHAT!? Why!?

Director: Well he's currently writing his Magnum Opus right now and putting us on the side.

Norman: That's some straight bullshit right there! How is there a better story than us!? Can I have their phone number!?

Director: *Gives him the number*

Norman: *Dials the number*

Paradoxical Norman's Dorm

Norman is in the kitchen drinking coffee, while Alice and Eliyah are exploring each others sexuality and making out in the living room.

What are you doing? You have both the Elf princess and the Monster Lord's daughter in front of you ready for the taking. You have the power to dominate them while they are distracted and spread your lineage. Instead, you rather watch porn on your phone? What an eccentric specimen you are.

"Cheer up, inner thoughts. At least I can finally relax and enjoy my quality time, with quality content." He said, resuming the video of Bathtub Bodyguard. It was swiftly interrupted with an unknown number calling him. Groaning, he picked it up. "Hello?"

Norman: Hello?

"Who is this?"

Norman: Who is THIS?

"Hey man, you're the one calling me."

Norman: Well I'm the one asking the questions. And let me tell you, you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I have ever heard!

"Oh yea? Well you sound like a mistake that got dropped on a flight of stairs when you were a year old."

Norman: OOOOOOH! Okay. I see how it is. Are you the kind of person that when they see an opportunity, they cuck themselves out of moral high ground? Because let me tell you, that is the gayest thing a guy can do in a world where monsters rape each other on the daily.

"Hahaha! That's rich coming from what I assume a guy that can't even last thirty seconds on any sexual encounters, even with yourself."

Norman: Can too! In fact, I will rape the dark elf that's right next to me, and make her squeal like not tomorrow!

Eliyah: Wait what?

"Bitch you won't! You ain't got the cojones for that! And If you must know, she'll enjoy it for it is the nature of the DE to want to get fucked anyways!"

Norman: Believe me, if we ever cross paths, I swear to every incarnation of the Fateburns and Ilias, that I will glock your cock off!

"Meet me at the Bermuda Tartarus, August 23, 2021. Be there and don't pussy out. Also I want a 4k video of you fucking the Elf and the spider bitch that I assume is also there. Otherwise I will assume you to be an incel for life!"

Norman: And I better see you to be a fully developed character by that time, because I don't bully retards!

"Fine!" He hangs up.

Norman: Fine! *Hangs up and throws the phone*

Eliyah: You were joking about the rape, right?

Elise: I don't mind.

Director: I got the camera rolling.

Eliya: Wait, are you ser- *Gets jumped by Norman* Kyyaaaa~

Paradox Norman gets up from the table. "RRRRGH! That fucking guy has a big fucking mouth!"

He really reminds me of someone.

"I need a wank cause my frustration gets ever bigger!" He just pulls out his dick and starts masterbating right there.

Let see what I can say here….."He who desires but not acts, breeds pestilence." So it is written.