Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. I own only the story plot.

Chapter 1: A double date with Wales, Canada, England, and America equals disaster.

"This is a nice little restaurant."

"Shut up Canada we're only here because America got us kicked out of the other."

"HEY HE WAS LOOKING AT ENGLAND'S BUTT!"

"Can you blame him? I have a nice arse."

"You do. But only I can look."

"No other people can look but they can't touch. You are the only one that can touch."

"I can't believe America threw him out the window."

"I can. He's pretty violent," Canada muttered.

"What's the big deal?"

"AMERICA WE WERE ON THE FOURTH STORY!"

"SHUT UP WALES HE LIVED DIDN'T HE?!"

"BARELY! ENGLAND! SAY SOMETHING!"

"Shit this tea is shitty."

"ENGLAND!"

"I CAN'T THINK WHEN I'M PUT ON THE SPOT DAMN IT!"

"STOP PUTTING ENGLAND ON THE SPOT!"

"SHUT UP HE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER I DO WHAT I WANT!"

"Can we all just calm down," Canada asked.

"NO," Wales screeched slaming his fists on the table and it broke underneath them crashing to the floor drinks spilling everywhere.

"See what happens when we don't stay calm," Canada chided.

"…Shut up Canada…."

"Don't tell Canada to shut up that's rude," England said smacking Wales on the arm hard.

"I can be rude to him. He's my boyfriend."

"How the heck does that make sense in your head?"

"Because it's you Canada."

"Fine so if I be rude to you it's ok?"

"Nope."

"HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?!"

"Because I'm cute."

"You are cute. You're very cute. Second cutest thing on the planet," he said pinching his cheeks then stretched them harshly making him whine. "But you still can't be mean to me if I can't be mean to you."

"Manager," England said bluntly and jumped out the window.

"Oh shit!"

They followed him out the window so they wouldn't have to pay for the table….or spilled drinks.

"So what do we do now?"

"Give up and make dinner at home?"

"Best idea you've had all day England."

"HEY! DRAG RACING AND TRASHING THAT STORE WITH THE RUDE CASHIER WOULD HAVE BEEN LOTS OF FUN!"

"FINE THAT'S THE ONLY LEGAL IDEA YOU HAVE HAD ALL DAY THEN!"

"SHUT UP BEFORE I DECIDE DINNER WILL BE POT BROWNIES!" '

"WHY ARE WE YELLING AGAIN," Canada yelled making Wales and England stop arguing.

"Because Wales ruins my fun and yelling expresses my anger."

"Well stop expressing it for now. Let's just go home and make dinner."

"I like how you call mine and my brothers house home."

"Well America and I practically live there so I'll call it home."

"Good point! You're so smart Canada," he cheered grinning at him.

"England this is why I consider you to be the cutest thing on the planet. You're so small and hyper and easy to get along with," Canada said hugging him.

"HA! Take that Wales!"

"Well I can't really be mad I think you're the cutest thing ever as well," he shrugged latching onto him.

"I agree," America said latching on next.

"Bitch you have to agree," England said bluntly.

"True…..Scotland would kill me if I didn't."

"EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN WHY I HAD TO GET YOU FOUR OUT OF JAIL," Scotland roared later.

"Well we were getting food to make for dinner from the store," England started.

"Go on."

"And then this guy shoved Wales out of his way being very rude."

"So my brother decided so pull a hockey stick out of thin air and break it over the guy's skull," America added.

"Which made a lot of people angry so they all jumped in," Canada put in.

"So then England stabbed a guy for hitting Canada over the head with a frozen turkey. Then America punched a guy into the freezers for hitting England in the jaw with a towel rack."

"Which resulted in someone else punching America resulting in England breaking his jaw resulting in someone else hitting England with a sack of potatoes resulting in Prussia stabbing the man for abusing potatoes," Wales said.

"Where the fuck did he come from," Scotland deadpanned.

"We don't really know he was gone like three seconds later clutching the potatoes to his chest."

"So anyways Wales decided he had to defend England's honor so he broke the guy's brother's ribs since the guy was already stabbed and all. It was just best to go for the brother."

"America that only makes sense in yours and Wales' minds."

"SO THEN SOMEONE CALLED THE COPS LIKE THE SNITCH THEY WERE AND SNITCHS ARE BITCHES AND BITCHES GET STITCHES!"

"Which he needed plenty of because of England," Canada added to England's little outburst.

"You know what I don't want to hear the rest! I swear something like this ALWAYS happens when you four go on a double date!"

"This is why you shouldn't have said no when we invited you and France."

"WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SHAPARON YOUR DATES TO BE SURE NO ONE DIES!"

"HEY NO ONE DIED…MAYBE EXCEPT THAT GUY AMERICA THREW OUT THE WINDOW!"

"WHAT?!"

"Oh so this guy was…" America started.

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT JUST MAKE YOUR FOOD," Scotland screeched and stormed off up stairs.

"IIIII LLLLOOOOVVVEEEE YYYOOOOOUUUUUU," England called.

"LOVE YOU BUT SHUT UP AND SAY NO MORE," Scotland called back.

"What a nice day. I call this date a success…more of a success than the last time the four of us went out together," Wales sighed as they went to go cook.

"Agreed," the other three smiled.

I can only see their dates ending with destruction if all four are put together. XD