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Chapter 3: Flirty dorks.

France smiled over at his boyfriend as they cuddled in bed watching TV. Scotland was completely focused on the show but France was focused on him. Taking in every beautiful detail of his handsome man he was able to call his own.

"Take a picture if you enjoy looking that much. Wouldn't want you to get lonely when I'm away," Scotland grunted pulling him out of his daydream.

"But one measly picture could never capture your beauty my darling. Not even a thousand pictures could even capture it. You're just so beautiful nothing in the world can compare. So I have to enjoy my time with you as much as possible taking in every single detail."

Scotland glared at him pink dusting his cheeks then smirked wickedly. If this was how France was going to play it he would join the fun and show him exactly how the game was played. He took his chin and pulled him face over to his noses barely touching.

"You say that but the only thing beautiful in this world is the one I'm looking at right now," he smiled. France blushed lightly.

"Are you trying to start an argument?"

"Possibly. Or you could admit you're the beautiful one and we won't have to argue."

"Agree to disagree."

"Fine love."

"Aren't you just sweeter than honey always calling me pet names?"

"You started it darling I'm just playing along."

"Keep it up my dear and I just might take you out on a date."

"But France. The only place I want to be is here with you in my arms," he teased drawing him close.

"While that is the only place I ever want to be. I think a nice restaurant would be a treat for you."

"I don't need a treat when all my sweetness is right here. Just being with you is a treat."

"Well aren't you just a smooth talker. Where did you ever learn that from?"

"I had to teach myself so I can tell you sweet things the rest of our lives."

"The rest of our lives? You mean forever correct? Because we'll never grow old or die. Not when we have each other to live for."

"Well aren't you just a sweet little angel saying such things."

"What can I say? Your voice, your words, and your flaming red hair reminded me of the burning love that I have for you in my heart."

"Sounds painful. Want some anti-acid medicine for that heartburn," Scotland teased then laughed when France hit him with the pillow.

"YOU RUINED THE MOMENT!"

"Sorry I thought I was going to get diabetes soon so I had to put a stop to it," he laughed.

"You're such a jerk," he pouted.

"Nope I'm just sweet. I mean I did offer you medicine for your heartburn after all."

"Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you," France groaned.

"I figured it was because of my charming personality."

"No you definitely don't have one of those. It's probably because I'm temporarily insane."

"Then I hope your temporary insanity turns into permanent insanity because I'm not ever letting you go. Even if you decide you don't love me anymore."

"I don't think I'll ever stop loving you I assure you."

"Great that means I can kill the mood all I want forever," Scotland smiled.

"YOU DID IT AGAIN!"

"YYYAAAYY," he cheered laughing as France pummeled him with a pillow.

"What am I going to do with you," he sighed stopping his assault.

"Cuddle with me and question all your life choices."

"You're such a piece of work now I know where England gets it from."

"He's a delight. He got it from the biggest delight ever. Me."

"You are sadly mistaken."

"You love me and you know it!"

"Oh I won't deny that. I'm just saying you aren't that much of a delight darling," France said laying his head on his chest amused.

"You're just in denial," Scotland dismissed.

"Oh I'm so sure that's what it is."

"Glad you understand."

"You are a huge brat sometimes you know that?"

"Maybe. But you'll get over it eventually."

"I guess I will. You're a brat but you're my brat. I'd have it no other way. I love you darling," he sighed amused.

"I love you more," Scotland smiled kissing the top of his head.

They stayed all snuggled up together as they went back to watching TV. They enjoyed days like this the most. Where they could relax, cuddle, flirt, and tease each other. That was one of the many reasons why they fit so well together and belonged to be a couple.

That gave me diabetes and I'm the one that wrote it. Gross. XD I had to just roll with dorky flirting because I can completely see this dorky couple just flirting with each other in dorky ways.