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Chapter 4: Being silly together is what makes the best couple.
North let out a sigh going to the training grounds looking for his crazy boyfriend. Honestly he and Germany were the only ones insane enough to train in the snow like this. He saw him running laps. North picked up some snow and launched it at him. Prussia came to a halt sputtering at the snow that he had to scrub from his face then ran at North grinning. North laughed running as he scooped up more snow and nailed him with it. Prussia scooped up some and chunked it at him as revenge. Soon the pair was yelling and laughing darting around throwing snowballs at each other like children.
"STAY AWAY," Prussia cried laughing throwing snowballs at him wildly as North charged at him.
North swept him up over his shoulder and whirled around playfully before throwing him to the ground and pinned him there shoving snow down his shirt. Prussia struggled screaming his manly (girly) screams. North laughed at the pitch his screams hit. Prussia eventually was given mercy and North climbed off of him.
"Get ready you were supposed to be ready for our date by now and instead you were training."
"I'm sorry I lost track of time," he frowned shivering from the cold.
"Its fine," he said taking off his leather jacket and wrapping it around him as they went to Prussia's house so he could shower and change.
They entered the house and Germany peered over from the couch.
"Yeah you better be a gentleman! Otherwise I'd kick your nasty ass!"
"Nasty ass? My ass isn't nasty! Babe you shower I'm teaching your baby brother a lesson," North grinned.
"Alright," he laughed as North pounced on Germany and they tumbled off the couch wrestling.
He picked out his outfit humming in amusement at the laughter downstairs once he was in his room. He loved how playful and caring North was with his little brother. Finding someone willing to put up with your crazy ass family was truly a blessing. He took a shower. After he dried off he brushed his teeth before putting clothes on to be sure no toothpaste got onto his outfit. He brushed his hair after he was dressed and went out to see what the pair was up to now. North was on his knees hovering over Germany laughing hands on his shoulder. Germany was in a ball laughing arm over his forehead.
"Are you ok," North sputtered through laughter.
"What did you two do," Prussia asked amused.
"He thought he was going to just roll out of my grip and head butted the leg of the living room table by mistake," North laughed.
"And why is that funny," he asked.
"We don't know we just thought it was. Plus his immediate reaction was to blame Bavaria as soon as it happened."
"Seems reasonable," he chuckled going to his brother and pulling his arm from his head. He eyed the lump. "You'll live I don't think it's a concussion," he smiled kissing the lump.
"I might think about dying."
"Nein you aren't allowed to," he said swatting his thigh amused.
"I'll take care of him go on your date," Saxony laughed getting up from the chair he was in, sweeping Germany up and carrying him away.
"You ready my lady," North teased offering his arm.
"That queen to you bitch," Prussia said taking it.
North laughed guiding him out. They went to the movies together. North doubled over with laughter when Prussia jumped up clapping at the ending with all the women while crying.
"SHUT UP I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD MAKE IT IN TIME TO STOP HER FROM LEAVING," he screeched whacking his head.
"Yes yes my mistake I shouldn't laugh at you."
"Damn right you shouldn't."
They went to eat after. Prussia tore the straw wrapper up in bites and shot spit balls at him. North shot them back and they stayed in their intense battle until the waiter slammed his hand on the table and demanded they stop or leave. They cowered away at his intense aura and nodded in agreement. They got their food soon enough.
"Want to try this," Prussia asked holding out his fork full of food.
"Ew no it'll have your spit on it," North teased.
"Oh really? That's how you want to be?"
"Yes because you made the waiter angry."
"You were doing it too," Prussia cried throwing his hands up.
"Yes but you started it. Such a bad influence on me."
"I'm so sorry you have terrible will power and anything you see me do makes you do it too."
"Thank you for your apology it's much appreciated," North sniffed making them both crack up.
"You're so very welcome. I'm glad you appreciate my apologies."
"I appreciate your charming personality more if it makes you feel better."
"I appreciate your body."
"You slut is my body all you care about?!"
"With your personality. Sometimes it is."
"I'm going to cry," North exclaimed as the waiter came to refill their drinks. He clutched his sleeve. "Waiter my boyfriend is so mean he only appreciates my body because of my shitty personality! Comfort me," he cried hugging him around the waist.
"That's not my job," he exclaimed shoving him off and rushing away.
"COME BACK I NEED COMFORTING," North wailed.
Prussia had his face in his hands laughing hysterically. North erupted into laughter as well.
"Damn it North stop creeping our waiter out. Now we owe him a huge tip," Prussia laughed.
"I just wanted comfort!"
"Shut up you dork!"
"So rude," North pouted in mock sadness.
"You'll get over it."
"I will not! I will carry this heartbreak for the rest of my life!"
"Good!"
They continued to tease each other until North started to creep out the waiter to the point they were asked to leave.
"I enjoy our fake arguments," Prussia hummed.
"I do to. Especially when people don't want to comfort me because they think I'm being weird."
"I would comfort you even if I didn't know you."
"Awww thank you! You're so sweet," North cheered kissing his cheek.
"I try."
"I can see that.
"Want to stay the night?"
"Sure!"
As soon as they entered the house and walked into the living room North was taken down by a blonde blur.
"What are you doing," he cried laughing.
"Finishing what we started," Germany responded.
Prussia laughed watching them trouble around the room wrestling. He loved that they played around like a pair of brothers. He got up when he figured North had enough abuse though he was totally wining their little match and seized Germany's sides with tickling fingers making him tumble away from North laughing. Prussia laughed sitting on him continuing his attack as North helped him. Poor Germany was a laughing defenseless mess at their mercy. Which honestly was never a good thing.
I find these two cute because they are two playful characters and more than likely tease each other on a regular basis. I also imagine North would see Germany as a little brother as well because he and England are so much alike.
