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Chapter 7: Ireland X Germany
Germany say the eight-legged demon on his wall and immediate threw a shoe at it screeching. It ran up the wall a little higher as it narrowly escaped death. Germany threw his other shoe killing the beast. He shuddered wrapping his arms around himself. Ireland patted his head.
"There there."
"I hate spiders. Quit patting me you weirdo," Germany said batting his hand away smirking at the end.
"I can tell considered this cute little scream leaves your mouth every time you see one and you brutally murder it."
"Well they should know better than to enter my home," he scowled cutely.
"Yes yes of course how dare they," he smiled amused as he tucked Germany against his chest and continued their cuddle session they had going before they were interrupted by the spider.
Germany smiled into his chest as Ireland stroked his hair as they watched tv on the couch. He was almost drifting off to sleep when Ireland caught his attention.
"If I was a spider would you squish me?"
"What," Germany questioned.
"If I was a spider would you squish me?"
"Ja."
"Let me rephrase that."
"No rephrasing is changing my answer," Germany countered.
"No just listen. If I was still me, but in a spider's body. Would you still squish me?"
Germany stared at him seriously a long moment. Ireland kept petting him and cuddling him waiting for the answer he wanted. Obviously Germany wouldn't if…
"Ja."
"EXCUSE YOU?!"
"I SAID JA!"
"WHY?!"
"BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE A SPIDER!"
"BUT I WOULD STILL BE ME ON THE INSIDE!"
"I DON'T CARE YOU WOULD BE A SPIDER!"
"BUT WHAT IF SOME FREAK ACCIDENT TURNED ME INTO A SPIDER AND I COULD BE CURED IN A FEW YEARS?!"
"I'D SQUISH YOU!"
"ANGEL TAKE IT BACK!"
"NEIN!"
"YOU ARE SO MEAN!"
"I AM NOT I'M REALISTIC! I HATE SPIDERS! THEY'RE MEAN AND SCARY! SO, I WOULD HAVE TO SQUISH YOU!"
"NO, YOU WOULDN'T! ALL YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO IS IGNORE ME!"
"YOUR CLINGY ASS WOULD CRAWL ON ME OR SOMETHING!"
"THAT'S RUDE!"
"BUT TRUE," Hesse's voice echoed from his room since he had heard their yelling.
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! ANYWAYS ANGEL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SQUISH ME!"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT HONESTLY FUCKING BELIEVE I WOULD SQUISH YOU IF YOU WERE A DAMN SPIDER?!"
"I THOUGHT YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR ME WOULD PREVENT IT!"
"THAT SHIT GOES OUT THE WINDOW IF YOU EVER TURN INTO A SPIDER!"
Ireland screeched in shock and offense then hid his face into the top of his head whining dramatically about how mean he was. Germany listened to him a few minutes then pulled away and cupped his face. Ireland looked into his eyes and saw seriousness in them.
"I'm still not taking it back."
"Fine! Would you at least miss me," Ireland sighed knowing he wasn't going to win this.
"Ja."
"How kind," he said sarcastically.
He turned the blonde in his lap around and continued to watch tv with him sulkily. He had expected Germany to say even if he was a spider he would still love him and too much to squish him. But no Germany immediately without hesitating said he would squish him. He only paused to make him feel better. Then again Germany did have a big phobia of spiders so it was somewhat understandable. Though as revenge he went through Netflix and found a scary movie about spiders when Germany had gone to the kitchen to make popcorn and hot chocolate. He clicked it and had it waiting for when Germany got back.
So he wouldn't see the title or what it was about. Germany came back with two mugs of hot chocolate and a bowl of popcorn. Along with a big fluffy blanket and two beers as well. He sat by Ireland after putting everything on the table and covered them both up with the blanket. Ireland glanced at him as he snuggled into him cutely. He almost felt bad about picking the movie. Almost. Ireland hit play and wrapped his arms around the adorable blonde. His hand gripped his fifteen minutes into it.
"I don't want to watch this anymore," he said softly.
"But you said whatever I wanted. It's my turn to pick the movie you picked the last one," Ireland pouted.
Germany knew this was because he hurt his boyfriend's feelings. He felt a little guilty about hurting them. He could have been nicer about admitting he would squish him. Germany decided to suffer through it to make them even and maybe punish himself a little for hurting Ireland's feelings. He didn't like it when he hurt his feelings. Ireland felt him climb into his lap by the middle of the movie and hid his face into his shoulder as he clung to him.
"I'm scared. I don't want to watch it anymore," he sniveled shocking Ireland at the trembling and tears coming from his boyfriend.
Ireland hit the pause button and held him tightly. Germany was trembling in his arms violently as he cried pitifully. He could feel Germany's heart racing and realized how scared he was. He held him tighter and kissed his head softly.
"I'm sorry angel. We won't watch it anymore. I'm so sorry," he murmured into his hair as he planted kisses with each word.
"I'm sorry too. I was being insensitive," he whimpered.
"I think I was just being overly sensitive."
He held him awhile until the door opened.
"Bruder you got off late I was starting to worry," Germany said peering at Prussia.
"Ja I was busy with paperwork until now," he said walking into the room.
Ireland was sweating bullets as Prussia took in Germany's appearance and his eyes trailed to the screen of the tv. Which had a giant man-eating spider on it. A murderous aura went around him as he turned his head back to the pair and his eyes locked with Ireland's.
"I'm sorry," Ireland chanted as he ran for his life after setting Germany down.
"SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT," Prussia roared as he chased him around the house.
Germany ran off to go be cuddled by Hesse since Ireland couldn't at the moment. Being as he was running for his lift with a murderous Albino chasing him. Later that night the couple was in his bed cuddling with each other. Somehow Ireland managed to survive.
"I'm sorry I scared you with the movie," he murmured.
"I'm sorry for being so blunt about squishing you."
"Wait does that mean you'd still….."
"I'm still not taking it back," Germany said simply.
"AAAANNNGGGEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL," Ireland wailed dramatically and sulkily making Germany giggle as he petting Ireland's head as he whined into his neck.
"Well if you really stay out of my sight I won't squish you," he grinned.
"That's a start," Ireland chuckled raising his head and kissed his nose.
They both smiled brightly at each other before snuggling closer and going to sleep.
And there is the story behind my summary. XD