Naruto had begun walking home after a long day of training, he groaned as his body ached and his signature orange jumpsuit had been covered in various scratches and caked with dirt.
'I'll have to buy a new set…and maybe some healing ointment.'
Naruto worried about the incoming expenses as he walked along the familiar dirt trail home, when he came across a small pier alongside the river. He looked up in surprise as he noticed a round chubby figure sitting on the pier by the water.
'Hey…isn't that the one popular Uchiha kid? What's that weirdo doing out here in the middle of the evening?'
Naruto looks on, as he watches Sasuke silently sitting at the pier, skipping stones over the water.
'Wow I didn't realize he was such a huge guy, regarding all the rumors about him I thought he was a prodigy of some sort.
Naruto continued to stare at Sasuke, until he sneezed and began looking around, then wiped his boogers on his shorts.
"…what an oddball." Naruto mutters.
To his misfortune, he had not realized he walked within earshot of Sasuke Uchiha.
"Did you just call me a ball?" Sasuke glares accusingly at Naruto. Naruto had been surprised by Sasuke's sudden appearance.
'How did a big guy like him even sneak up on me like that?' Naruto wondered.
Now that Naruto had established first contact, he had realized the true gravitational pull that surrounded Sasuke Uchiha. As his chubby arms crossed over his chest, he looked at Naruto with his big doughy face.
"I'm just big boned!" Sasuke retorted.
"Uh..N-no I didn't mean…" Naruto began.
"I recognize you now…I don't want a loser like you talking to me, your failure might be contagious!" Sasuke snorted.
"Guh..." Naruto was taken aback by the insult. His fists had begun to clench and his brow furrowed. Something about Sasuke's smugness ticked off Naruto, and he wasn't just going to stand by and let him insult him. "Y'know what Uchiha, I take it back! You are fat…a fat bastard!"
"Maybe I am, but at least I'm not a dead last idiot!" Sasuke huffed, recognizing Naruto as the perceived class clown.
"I hope you roll off the pier you gum wad!" Naruto sticks out his tongue at him in displeasure and continues his walk home.
"Go return those clothes to the dumpster you found them in! In fact you might want to jump in yourself!" Sasuke retorts, then walks back to the pier.
"God, I hope I never see that guy again!" Naruto exclaims, resuming his walk home.