Prompt : Day 4 "Banter" for BoruSara Week 2017 and "Here, take my blanket." Credit for the first one goes to mystic-libra while the latter one is thanks to iBloo.

DISCLAIMER : I do not own Naruto, its franchise or anything related to it. All recognisable characters, situations and premises are copyright of Masashi Kishimoto, Shueisha, Shonen Jump and Viz Media.

Author Note : My first conversation-only drabble, so it's really short. Hope you guys like it.

Rated G

….

"You snore, ya know."

"…I do not."

"You do."

"…."

"Don't squint at me like that - ttebasa!" "

"I will if you keeping spouting rubbish - shannaro!"

"I am not saying anything outlandish."

"Don't talk while brushing your teeth and when your mouth is full of foam. That's disgusting."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. You're not a heavy snorer, mind you."

"…"

"It's just that I can actually hear it."

"….What….does it sound like?"

"Like a very light whistling."

"Mhh."

"What is it?"

"It's just that Mama does that as well when she's asleep. I suppose I got that from her."

"That's a weird thing to get happy about - ttebasa."

"Yeah, I know but…"

"But what?"

"Nothing."

"No, tell me - ttebasa!"

"It's just that Mama and everyone always kept on saying how I am like Papa. Nobody other than Lord Seventh ever told me that I have anything which is like Mama."

"What? Does being like your Dad make you upset?"

"No, that's not it at all - shannaro! It's just for quite sometime I….well I wanted something of mine to match Mama's. That's it."

"So…you snore like your mom. Why would something like that make you this happy?"

"Not telling you!"

"…."

"What?"

"…."

"Stop that! Why the hell are you smirking like that?"

"Not telling you."

"You idiot, tell me right now!"

"Hey! Stop getting into my face!"

"I will if you don't tell me why you were smirking like that."

"Yeesh! You are stubborn, aren't you - ttebasa? Alright then. I was wondering why you think you are nothing like your mom. Did you even see that megaton punch of yours? That's so totally like Aunt Sakura!"

"Hehe! That's a secret!"

"What! No, tell me."

"Absolutely not."

"Sarada!"

"Boruto."

"Stop it!"

"Okay. Okay."

"…"

"…."

"You didn't answer my question though - ttebasa."

"…It's just that you know Papa left on that ultra-secret mission when I was just three, right?"

"Yeah…"

"I think, so that I don't forget about Papa, Mama and everyone always kept saying how I am exactly like Papa. But nobody ever told me anything that's like hers. So…"

"So, even a small thing like that makes you happy."

"Don't act so smug, Dummy, just because you caught up with why I am happy. Anyway, were you cold last night? Your sleeping bag was zipped up to your head."

"I didn't realise it would be so cold sleeping outside - ttebasa."

"Yeah, me neither. It's our first overnight mission, after all. I have an extra cover. Take it next time."

"Thanks, Sarada."

"You are welcome, Baka Boruto."

…..

"Here, take my blanket."

"Heh! Thanks Sarada."

"You are welcome idiot."

"…."

"…What is it?"

"This thing smells like hospital."

"….Ugh….Mama must have taken it to the hospital once again for an overnight shift and probably forgot to wash it. Sorry about it. Can you make do? You are cold and don't have a spare blanket after all."

"Haah….I have deo. I can just spray it all over this thing if the smell bothers me too much."

"…."

"…What?"

"You have to be the dandiest guy I have had the misfortune of being acquainted with."

"Hey! Liking pink, strawberries, fashion and basic hygiene doesn't make me a dandy. And even if it does, dandies like me exist just like tomboys like you! Stop being sexist and stereotypical."

"…."

"….."

"….."

"Stop snickering! This is serious, ya know!"

"…..Oh God!….Never thought I will ever be hearing those words from a guy, let alone you…..Fine! You are right. I shouldn't pigeonhole your life choices with that of Chocho. She has a way better fashion sense than an idiotic dandy like you. Cha!"

"…..I feel very very offended right now, ya know?"

"Deal with it, idiot Boruto!"

"I think you two make a great couple. Don't you think so too, Konohamaru-Sensei?"

"WE DO NOT!"

"…..Hey! You know what, Mitsuki? You are absolutely right. A dandy and a tomboy make a fine pair."

"WE DO NOT!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"