"Zoe?"
"Yes my Lady?"
"I'm so bored!" Artemis the goddess of the hunt sighed to her self. Nothing to do nothing to hunt. She and her second in command Zoe were currently seated on one of the branches of a long tree in the forest.
"But lady Artemis we just finished a hunt, like five minutes ago," Zoe said.
"I know but still," the goddess pouted. "It's so boring!"
Zoe just stayed silent at her goddess attitude, they've been together for thousands of years so this did not surprise her. The two stayed in silence that was until someone in a red suit (deadpool's suit and mask) literally stepped on Artemis's left shoulder and used it as a spring board.
"Sorry about that beautiful!" the man by the sound of his voice yelled out as he flow in the air.
Artemis's eyes went wide before they turned in a furious glare. "T-that Man, how dare h-he!" before Zoe knew it, Artemis was already gone.
Zoe stayed there on the brunch thinking how in Hades someone would get at the top of this big-ass tree. Shaking that thought out of her head Zoe was about to give chase when she saw something that shocked her.
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Nathaniel Wilson ran as fast as he could. Damn it why now! Of all the days why today! Everything was going smoothly for Nathaniel, for the past year. He changed his name to Naruto uzumaki and finally got into Harvard then to boost began dating one the female members of staff. They went out on a few dates hugged a little that was pretty much it. Suddenly she just disappeared all together, Naruto searched high and low for her but still nothing. So after sometime he give up and moved on with his life, though he was a little heart broken. Then two days ago she shows up at his apartment in Boston, with a baby claiming that the baby was his. At first he was a bit suspicious but after seeing the blonde hair and whisker marks of the baby's cheeks he was sure she was his. Everything after that was a blur, doesn't really remember what happened but after that little Annabeth's (Naruto wanted to Name her Naruko) mother didn't exist anymore. It was like she was never there to began with.
And now here he was run with little annabeth in his arms, it seems word spread out that he had a kid and all the enemies he left behind when he stopped the mercenary work came seeking revenge. These guys really hated his guts, they sent a FREAKING army after him.
Naruto's thoughts were cut off when something silver passed dangerously close to his head. In an instant more flashes of silver appeared and Naruto had to dodge them all.
Artemis was now angry, fuck that! She was pissed. This boy comes out of nowhere, touches her and then runs away. Who does that!?
"Die you pig!" Artemis throw a silver knife at the man hoping to end him but unfortunately for her and fortunately for the masked man he dodged. The goddess was shocked but quickly over came her shock and summoned her silver bow. A special bow that formed silver arrows by itself. Artemis pulled on it and shot two arrows that again the man dodged. Getting frustrated Artemis increased her speed then proceeded to deliver a vicious kick to the man's back that sent him tumbling to the forest ground.
"Shit!" Naruto cursed as something hard hit his back sending him falling to the ground but luckily while falling he twisted in the air positioning himself in a way that allowed him to fall on his aching back and saving little Annie.
"Let me here you cry in pain swine!" what came next Artemis did not expect. The sound of a crying baby. Taking a closer look at the masked man she saw that he was holding a bundle of white blankets. The man groaned in pain as he shifted on the forest floor muttering something Artemis couldn't hear. The love goddess kneeled next to the groaning masked man and softly took the crying bundle into her arms. She slowly unwrapped the first blanket showing a baby with blonde hair and grey eyes that she recognized. "This must be a child of Athena," artemis mused to herself. Also it seems the baby had a set of...unusual birth marks on its cheeks. "What the hell are those whisker marks!"
After thinking things over the Virgin goddess came one conclusion. "You stole this baby you male scum!" said as she began rocking the crying baby. "Let's take you back to your mother shall we?" Artemis was about to leave before she saw her second in command Zoe running towards her.
"L-lady...Artemis...the baby..." Zoe panted after reaching the goddess of the hunt.
"Ah Zoe their you are, this pig kidnapped this baby. Luckily I saved her," Artemis said as she puffed out her chest in pride.
"You don't understand my lady, this man," Zoe said as she kneeled next to a downed Naruto and removed his mask showing his handsome face with blonde hair, and whisker marks on the cheeks. Just like the baby. "Is the father of this baby and he is currently been chased by an army."
"And just how do you know this huh? Just because they look alike doesn't mean his the father," Artemis said as she tried to calm the still crying baby. "Sshhh there, there child. This pig won't hurt you I'm here."
Zoe just gave the olympian a blank stare before gently prying the crying baby from her hands. She then knelt down besides Naruto and put the crying baby on his chest, the baby instantly stopped crying.
Naruto groaned in pain as he held his head with one hand while the other held Annabeth. Slowly and carefully Naruto got up from his place on the ground. "What...the...hell hit me," Naruto rasped out. As his blurry vision cleared(due to the hard kick) up Naruto saw in front of him two beautiful women.
"You their male, quickly their coming, take the baby and go!" the shorter of the two yelled out.
Not looking a gift horse in the mouth, Naruto was about to run but his legs gave in and he fell on his knees he the spit out a glob of blood. Damn that hit sure did a number on him.
"Did you have to hit him that hard!?"
"That was a kill blow, I'm surprised he survived,"
"..."
"Enough about me, why did you help this pig?!"
Zoe sighed and began to explain that as soon as Artemis gave chase, an Army of passed by down below. She managed to capture the last few and interrogate them. It seemed they were all hired to kill the man's baby as revenge. "I managed to out run them but they'll be here soo-" Zoe didn't get to finish when a War cry was heard and what looked like more then sixty men (and women) come running towards them. The rough looking small army carried with them axes, knives, spears, swords and some had guns.
Artemis stayed silent as she thought things through, before she could a voice shocked her out of her thoughts she felt someone hold her ankle. Looking down she saw the same blonde man looking up. at her with pleading bright blue eyes. Now that she looked closely those eyes were the brightest she's ever seen. "P-please...p-pretty lady...t...take my...little A-Annie, s-she's all...I have...left," the man pleaded as tears formed at the corner of his eyes.
"What's your name boy?"
"N-naruto, Naruto Uzumaki."
Artemis wanted to smile, yet she could not. A man was kneeling before for her, literary under her foot. But she could not help but feel...pity for the man named Naruto. His eyes. Those were eyes of a man who held a lot of love. All of it directed to the little baby girl in his arms.
Artemis nodded her head got the now sleeping baby from his hand.
"Zoe let's go," the second in command said nothing as she followed her goddess closely.
"T-thank you pretty lady, I'll buy you some time," the said as he got up and would have fallen had it been for the tree besides him that appeared out of no where.
Artemis blinked twice, that tree was not there moments ago, maybe it was there she just didn't see it. Thunder boomed in the sky and black clouds covered the once clear night sky. And rain began to fall. Artemis sighed, her father and his temper. Just what the hell pissed him off?
elsewhere on a certain mount Olympus, two certain brothers where at it again.
"Oh Please brother air accidents kill. More mortals then the sea."
"Ha! You wish, do you know how many mortals die because of floods."
Naruto blinked and felt his back heal and strength slowly come back to him. It was almost as if a dried out plant just received a large amount of water. The first one of the mercs sent to kill annabeth approached holding two kitana swords. The man was a complete amateur and just swung his kitanas around hoping to slice something. But a hard punch to his face knocked him out. Quickly Naruto picked the two blades as the mercs surrounded him. Clearly these guys where amateurs, bought at a cheap price. Without any order they all attacked him.
One attacked head on and his head was quickly sliced off. This actually made the others stop in their tracks.
"All right mother Fuckers bring it!" and what proceeded next was a total massacre.
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Artemis let out a sigh of frustration as she cuddled the crying baby that had woken up a few moments ago. Behind her Zoe was finding it hard to stop herself from laughing. The goddess of childbirth failing to stop a baby from crying...it was kinda funny. The goddess looked onto the baby's face and the image of the father popped into her mind. Those blue eyes. Not even her father had eyes as blue as that. The bright blonde hair reminded her of her brother, the blue eyes her father. Just who the hell was Naruto Uzumaki.
"If you're worried about that male so much then why not go back," Zoe offered. And in a blink of an eye Artemis was gone. "She forgot about me...again."
In a flash of silver Artemis Arrived in time just to see a blood covered Naruto face off the last two Mercenaries. Naruto pointed his sword at the two and asked. "Who hired you?"
And the reply of one of them was. "FUCK YOU BLONDIE!" before he charged at Naruto with his axe. The man jumped in the air and brought the axe on Naruto's head but Naruto blocked it with one of his borrowed Kitana. Naruto then slashed upwards with his other sword held hand killing the merc before he even touched the ground. Seeing this the remaing one tried to run away, Naruto just throw the kitana in his left hand. Before guy knew it, the thrown blade passed through his head effectively killing him.
Artemis watched as Naruto just stood their, now that she looked closely the top part of his red suit leaving his blood covered torso. Was he hurt? No. Artemis had seen this before. The sound of someone stopping besides shook Artemis out of her thoughts.
"My lady you left m-WHAT THE HADES HIS STILL ALIVE!" Zoe exclaimed in shock.
"You're the one that told me to come back for him. I thought you knew he was alive," Artemis raised an eyebrow at her second in command.
"Yes I meant going back for his body!" Artemis just sweat dropped at that.
Hearing the voices Naruto turned around, the two beautiful women from before. Naruto slowly made his way towards the taller of the two, the one holding his life. Getting into her personal space Naruto was about to get his baby when his body felled him and he fainted. Right on top of the man hating goddess her self, half naked might I add.
Artemis should have been pissed, she should have destroyed this pig for letting her lay her hands on his godly body. The key words been should have. Instead she was blushing up a storm.
Zoe couldn't take it anymore and was openly laughing at her friends reaction.
"Oh hush up Zoe!"
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Time skip (5years later)
One Naruto Uzumaki had a big foxy grin on his, that attracted a lot of attention from most of the females much to the irritation of a certain goddess of the hunt. He along with said goddess were attending a talent show at little Annabeth's current school. Parents where everywhere, some chatting among themselves as they all waited for there kids to start.
"I can't wait for my little Annabeth to win!" Naruto was excited, his little girl was gonna show off her talent. He even made a giant sign that said..."GO ANNIE-CHAN YOU CAN DO THIS, SCHOOL THOSE LITTLE BITCHS"
"Naruto stop smiling this instant," Artemis sighed, him and his smile. Five years since that night. "Has it been that long,"
"Oi Artemis you're spacing out again," Naruto said as he snapped his fingers in front of her face. "It's starting little Annie is up next!"
Artemis just smiled at the man she had crush on but would never say it out loud. He really loved his was now Annabeth's turn to show her talent, which was saying out the elements of the periodic table in a song. And it was safe to say Annabeth had the worst singing voice out their, it was really high pitched! Artemis turned her had to the side to see Naruto's reaction at his daughter's awful singing. He had the biggest grin known to man kind.
Naruto Uzumaki was a happy man right now, his daughter had the best singing voice ever! She was rocking the stage. According to him at least.
Then all hell broke lose. Someone began booing(right?) at Annabeth, then another joined in, then another, and another almost everyone was booing at the little girl.
"SHUT UP YOU BASTARDS!" Naruto yelled out but no one heard him.
Annabeth seeing everyone booing and laughing at quickly ran back stage, with tears in her eyes. It seems no one saw her tears but certain Blonde did and he was pissed off.
Artemis looked next to her and blinked Naruto was gone.
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Annabeth sat by herself backstage as she cried silently to herself, one of teachers had comforted her but it still hurt. Being laughed at hurt a lot, especially for a five year old. Her singing really was that bad. Annabeth closed her eyes and silently wept to her self. Suddenly she was engulfed in a familiar warmth. Only one person had that warmth. Her daddy.
Naruto hugged his Daughter from behind. "Hey baby girl you alright?" he asked with concern in his voice.
"D-daddy...they...l-laughed...at...me," Annabeth said between sobs. She then turned her head and looked into her father's eyes. "Daddy, I sound awful don't I?"
"Wha-who told you that!"
"But they laughed at me!"
"No they didn't, they were laughing at the girl that told the horrible joke. You just came to early on the stage the people were still laughing," Naruto assured. "Besides I was so proud you!"
"You were?"
"Of course, how many dads can honestly brag about their five year old daughter knowing the periodic table by heart huh?" at this Annabeth just giggled."Artemis was watching she was also proud of you."
"She was?"
"Yeah so just go out there and sing till you lungs burst," Naruto said as let go her. "OR by the way sing as loud as you can sweetie." with those few words Naruto was gone.
"Ah A-annabeth...you're...u-up," one of teachers, a female said nervously as she gave Annabeth a really fake smile.
Annabeth steeled herself a walked to the stage. She stared at the people that seemed bit nervous, all of them had fake smiles. And so she took a deep breath began her singing, louder than before. In the end everyone cheered and she won it was all a happy ending...except for the part where the her father got arrested by the police and even S.W.A.T showed up.
Annabeth watched as her daddy got dragged into a police car, she was currently with Artemis. "Arty why is daddy been taken by the police," she asked.
"Ah...stole a bunch of cereal yesterday's night, you know him." that was a lie and she knew it. Naruto, after Annabeth left threatened to blow up everyone with five grenades and a C4. Everyone thought he was bluffing until her through one of the grenades (without the ping off) outside the window and it exploded.
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"ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS WHEN THE LITTLE GIRL COMES OUT I WANT YOU ALL TO SMILE AND WAVE! WHEN SHE DOES WIN YOU SHOULD ALL CHEER!" an angry Naruto yelled as he held a C4 pack in one hand and two grenades in the other, the last two were in his pocket.
FLASH BACK END!
Artemis smiled at the scene of Naruto getting dragged away by the police. He really loved his daughter some much. Even with Annabeth's terrible singing he still kept a smile on his face. One of the few things Artemis lov-liked about Naruto was his love for his daughter, if every male was like that the world would be...not a great place.
"Artemis why are you smiling daddy's going to prison!"
"Don't worry it will all wake out because somehow it always does." only one person could help her Blonde friend now. Little Annies mother. The goddess sighed, talking to your sister who's the former girlfriend of your crush about said crush was going to be...interesting.
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So how's everyone doing! Okay! Bad? How's the chapter? Bad? Terrible?
This is really important!
Going back to chapter one I there is a part where it says "if he finds out about percy." I decided...fuck that! If I want to make the story longer I have to start from the first book. So yeah Annabeth has yet to meet percy and this chapter is just a fucking FLASH BACK! I say this again chapter one it was a mistake Annabeth has yet to meet percy! To that guy that PM me yes it's. One of those reborn as a baby in another world Naruto fic!
HE WHO SEEKS THE JOYS IN LIFE- (this is a badass name)if this is a Naruto in Name only fanfic? I'm not sure I can answer that. How is someone's personality determined? Is it the food they eat? The clothes they wear? All how they talk. To me I think it's their surroundings. Check if Naruto has parents then he WOULD not play pranks, why cause canon Naruto only played pranks to get people's attention. Also the orange, it's also a cry for attention but if Naru's parents were around I doubt he would like orange that much. And the Reman obsession, it was the only normal food we saw Naruto eat as a child because that one guy offered him some. If his parents were around or if the old man Hokage had grown a pair then maybe just maybe Naruto wouldn't like reman that much. So year that's why my Naruto is different. Because he grew up in a Fucking different world as SLADE FUCKING WILSON'S ONE and only son so yeah his different. His personality changed why does he need to wear bright orange jumpsuit when his old man is loaded, why like reman when his old man trains him constantly and provides health food. So yeah. It all matters on the up bring and surrounding of the child, weather the child is loved or not. I can understand why Naruto is usually cold in those fanfics were his parents are alive and reject him. It all in the up bringing! So yeah...
SHADOWNDUSK-Don't worry I just got the name and the out fit that's all and the healing factor (kurama is dead so yeah) not funny sidekicks no guys from the future just you know...
pairings I think we saw one bloom really fast...I know right! It's a harem.
Here is a preview for a chapter in the future!
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