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"Dad I'm off to school!" yelled out a fourteen year old Annabeth as she headed for school.
"Okay sweetie bye, bye!" Naruto yelled back. With that Annabeth went out of the little apartment they owned in Boston. The school bus pulled up and picked up Annabeth. Naruto sighed to himself as he watched his little girl get (not predator style) picked up. "Fourteen years huh?"
"Yes and you haven't changed a bit," said a voice behind behind Naruto. Without thinking Naruto tackled the owner of the voice sending them both slamming into the coffee table, breaking it. Naruto then pinned them to ground, his fist raised and ready to strike.
"My, my how forceful of you, I like it," Naruto blinked upon realizing who he had pinned.
"Zoe? What the hell you know better than to sneak up on me like that!" Naruto said to the now revealed Zoe who had a smirk on her face. "Damn you!" Naruto stood up and held out his hand for the downed hunter.
"Why thank you handsome," Zoe said as she took his helping hand. Naruto then helped her up with ease. "So what's up?"
"Oh nothing much just you know. So what brings you here?" Naruto asked as he began picking up the wooden pieces on the floor. Zoe kneeled down next to Naruto and was about to help him when a bunch of papers attracted her attention. Picking up the papers Zoe began to read through them.
"Ah, Naruto?"
"Yes Zoe?"
"I think Annabeth left her home work."
"WHAT!" Naruto quickly grabbed the papers and looked through them. "Shit! Annabeth left her homework answers!" he exclaimed.
"Yeah no shit," was Zoe's remark.
"No time for being sarcastic Zoe," Naruto muttered as he thought things through. How could this have happened, Annabeth was too smart to make such mistakes usually it was him making the mistakes. Come to think of it he did leave a bunch of his Manga lying around. "She must have been in a hurry and took my Manga instead of the homework!"
"So what now?" Zoe blinked she looked around and Naruto was gone. "How does he do that?!"
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Naruto ran as fast as his legs could carry him, which was pretty fast considering to everyone else he was a blur. In his hands was Annabeth's orange homework book. The bus must have made it to school but he didn't care. Annabeth was a perfect straight A student, if she were to hand in an ecchi Manga instead of her homework. It would mean detention for her and really cute angry Annabeth not talking to him. With that in mind he increased his speed.
After running into obstacles that made no sense at all, a shirt less Naruto made it in time. Annabeth was just about to get a scolding from the female teacher when when Naruto burst into the classroom.
"I...o-object!" Naruto yelled out, he was currently breathing heavily due to him running non-stop. "I...have...Annabeth's...homework...right here!"
Everyone stared as a shirt less lean but muscular man walked into the class. "Ah excuse me, are you Annabeth's elder brother?" the female teacher. She had brown hair was fairly tall, black eyes and was wearing glasses.
"Actually I'm her father..." everyone in the room went wide eyed at this.
"Look at Annabeth's Daddy his so hot!"
"Wow his six pack!"
"Dear God I'm so horny!"
"I wish my father was that sexy!"
"His whiskers are so cuuuuteee!"
Naruto was scared considering those comments came from a bunch of fourteen year old brats, perhaps this was not the best school for Annabeth.
After apologizing to the teacher for bursting and saying his goodbye to Annabeth he was about to leave when the teacher called him out. So now they were currently outside the classroom.
"S-so Mr U-uzumaki is A-annabeth's m-mother around or..." she asked a bit nervously. Naruto just raised an eyebrow at this before shaking his head no. This earned a sigh of relief from the brown haired teacher who had a small smile on her face. "Well...I was wondering if maybe you and I could go talk about Annabeth. We could go to that new coffee place, I hear it's quite nice."
"Sure that would be great," Naruto said. Being who he is Naruto excepted, thinking that maybe Annabeth did something he didn't know about. "So maybe if you gave me your number..."
"What's going on here!" that melodic voice, Naruto was fucked and he knew it. That voice. The past fourteen years his lived with a certain someone, that certain someone should never be angered in any way what's so ever. Turning around Naruto came face to face with a very pissed off man hating goddess of the hunt.
"A-artemis...w-what a s-surprise!" Naruto was now Pale as he received a heated glare from the certain someone that should never be pissed. "W-what are you doing here?"
"You didn't answer my question," Artemis said in a calm voice. Inwardly she was angry at Naruto for not noticing that the bitch in front of him was seducing him.
"Excuse me but who are you!?" the brown haired teacher asked or more like demanded, with her hands on her hips. She was giving Artemis a fierce glare.
"Who I am is none of your concern, Naruto you didn't answer my question. " Artemis said.
"W-well you see its a long story!" Naruto said as he gave a nervous laugh.
"I have time." that was true considering she was an immortal goddess.
"W-well it all started when I was born, my father decided tha-" Naruto began but he was interrupted.
"Mr Uzumaki so about giving you my contacts? Would you want my email address, phone number or maybe we could meet up somewhere and..." the brown haired woman said completely ignoring Artemis. This of course made the goddess even more angry.
"Hmm, oh yes about that-" again he was interrupted, this time by Artemis.
"No! He can't and he won't!" Artemis then went up to him and held his hand in hers.
"And why is that?" the brown haired frowned at this action. The red haired woman had something for the blonde but was to proud to admit it. Then this was her chance to act now before this bitch grows a back bone.
"B-because..."
"Yes?"
"His my..."
"Your what!"
"BOYFRIEND DAMN IT!" Artemis yelled out in frustration. After a moment her eyes went wide, she just. Called Naruto her boyfriend. She looked at Naruto who was besides her, his eyes were wide with shock. She was now Scared. what if he did not feel the same? Maybe he likes Zoe better than her. But all her thoughts were put down when she saw him smile, that godly smile of his that comes from deep within his heart. There was an awkward silence between three before the brown haired teacher huffed and made her way back to the class room. "S-stop looking at me like that!"
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"So...boyfriend huh?"
"Shut up!" Artemis yelled out, but deep inside she was jumping for joy. Thirteen years, it took her that long to finally grow a back bone and confess her feelings. And it was all thanks to certain goddess. Never in her immortal life had Artemis thought she would go to Aphrodite and ask for advise.
FLASK-BACK
The goddes of the hunt sighed to herself. "I can't believe I'm doing this..." she muttered as she made he way through the Large Halls that led to a certain love goddess place. She was having strange feelings towards Naruto but...she wasn't sure if it's love. Maybe Aphrodite was messing with her, there was only one way to find out. With a mighty kick Artemis opened the giant golden doors that led to Aphrodite's. "Oi Aphrodite!"
Said goddess let out a frightened scream before she fell off her really, really large queen sized bed. Aphrodite slowly got up from the floor, rubbing her head in pain. Looking around she spotted her fellow goddess walking towards her, a frown on her face. "Oh! It's you, what do you want I was getting my beauty sleep. That I don't need but still..." the love goddess said as she stood up.
"Aphrodite how many times have I told you not to mess with me and my hunters!" Artemis shouted as stomped towards the love goddess.
"Ah, not...to...do it?" asked a confused Aphrodite. "What's this all about?"
"Y-you know what you've been doing, so don't deny it!" accused Artemis.
"What have I been doing, huh?" Aphrodite said as she stood up, covering her self with a bed sheet due to her sleeping in the nude.
"You've been messing with me and my hunters, getting in our heads and...and..." Artemis trailed off as she let out a frustrated sigh. She then set herself on Aphrodite soft pink bed. "It's, well o-one of my hunters has fallen for a mortal, s-she what's to confess but this mortal...his so fucking dense!"
Aphrodite gave the goddess of the hunt a weird look before schooling herself. "Ah, well it must be natural...I guess. This girl she just has to go up to him and take charge." the love goddess declared like the most obvious thing in the world.
"B-but she's afraid he might r-reject her or worse..." Artemis said as she hugged her knees. "W-what must she do for her to make him love her."
"Just confess, it will make you feel better," the goddess of love said as she engulfed her friend in a warm hug. Aphrodite maybe an airhead but she was no fool, Artemis has fallen for someone.
"Y-yes but what if h-he...demanded for sex, how am I supposed t-to you know..." Artemis said. "Man have needs how am I supposed pleasure him if I'm to remain a virgin goddess?"
"Artemis, loving someone doesn't really mean sex. That's just a thing that's optional not a must. For example take the love of a father towards his daughter, it is not sexually but the love is still there. So why can't your love be just that love without all the sex and stuff. If this mortal truly loves you then he will understand and if he doesn't well he just doesn't deserve you," Aphrodite said as she comforted her fellow goddess.
Artemis thought over Aphrodite's words, she was right. Now all she had to do was take charge. Determination clear in her eyes the goddess of the moon stood up from the bed. "Yes it time I-she took charge yes she, I shall go back to my camp and tell her yes her!"
"Yeah you do that..."
"Oh and for the record you're a still slut."
"That maybe but at least I don't have big feet like yours."
"Well My pussy smells fantastic, your pussy smell like burnt plastic."
"My pussy like hard and rough, your pussy has some bad dan-" before Aphrodite could finish her sentence Artemis teleported in a silver flash. "Damn it she did it again!"
FLASH-BACK END
Naruto and Artemis were currently seated in the living room waiting for Annabeth to come home. They were planing on watching a movie while they wait. "So what movie are we watching, romance or action..." Naruto asked as he scratched his head in thought. He was really hoping for some romance considering his done almost all the things you find in a good action movie.
"No, None of that! We are watching an action movie with explosions and car chases!" exclaimed Artemis as she got up from her seat. Naruto also stood up from his seat.
"No, I say no. We are gonna watch a nice cheesy romcom ya!" Naruto shot back.
"action!"
"Romance!"
"Action!"
"Well I have the remote so yeah good luck with that," Naruto said with a smug smile before he was tackled to the floor by an angry goddess. The two then proceeded to wrestle for the remote. After a really awkward and none sexually movement of bodies, the two were now on the floor with Artemis straddling Naruto.
"Ha, I win," she says with a smirk that was soon gone when she felt something poke her from underneath. "N-naruto..."
"Y-yes."
"Please tell me you have a sword hidden beneath your clothing?"
"W-well...it depends on what you mean by sword," Naruto said a bit nervously. Well can you blame him, an extremely beautiful woman who mind you is now his girlfriend is on top of him and not to forgot how their bodies were grinding together before. Feeling that maybe he was offending Artemis Naruto began explaining himself. "Look Artemis I'm sorry if I'm offending but I can't help it. I've had some thing for you since that day I used you shoulder as a spring board. I know you hate men for some reason, but this is my body telling you what it feels."
"I-i know and I'm not mad," she says with a smile as she brings her hands to touch Naruto's face. "I think it's cute.l
"Really, you think an erection is cute?"
"Don't ruin this moment damn it!"
The two stayed in total silence, enjoying each other's presence. But the silence was interrupted when Annabeth burst in the room along with two other people. "Hey da-" the daughter of wisdom begun but stopped at what she saw. The room was a complete mess and a really beautiful woman on top of her father. Annabeth came to one conclusion. "O-oh, I see...s-sorry for interrupting!" she was now blushing along with her two friends who had also came to the same conclusion.
"W-wait it's not what it looks like," Artemis was the first to defend. A panicked look on her face.
"Is it? I mean it kinda does."
"Oh hush up you!"
"Anywho," Naruto says changing the subject. "Who are your friends baby."
Annabeth gave a pout at being could baby. "Oh the girl is Thalia and the b-boy is Luke." Annabeths says blushing a bit at the mention of Luke. This did not go unnoticed by Naruto.
"Okay the girl can stay she looks cool the guy for some reason I hate and should leave soon," Naruto says with a frown. ''Annie is too young to date!'
"But dad!"
"No buts except for his getting out of my house!" Naruto says from his place on the floor.
The goddess of the moon smiles at the daughter and father. Perhaps the slut was right about Naruto. "Ah, ah Naru let the boy stay," she says with a smile that will promise pain if he says otherwise.
"F-fine he can stay, but if he doesn't make it through the night that's his problem,". Naruto says with a deadly smirk.
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"Hey bro guess what?" Naruto was currently on the phone talking to his self proclaimed brother. "I have a girlfriend now!"
"Wha really that's great little bro finally has a girl." Naruto's 'brother' replied from the other side. "Listen how about me, my girl, you and your girl go on a double date tonight. It's gonna be fun!"
"Dude I'm not sure...we just started and I don't wanna rush things."
"Ah come on man!"
"Fine...dinner is at my place."
"That's my bro!"
"Yeah well bye!" Naruto says as he cuts the line. Great now how was he supposed to explain this to Artemis.
"Daddy?" his daughter called. Naruto was currently in his living room, Artemis had already gone to her place, which was...damn it! What kind of boyfriend doesn't even know where his girlfriend lives. At this Naruto just face palmed, getting a weird look from Annnabeth. "If you don't mind may I set next to you?"
"Sure go ahead," Naruto says as he makes room for his daughter on the couch. "So what's up?"
Annabeth takes a deep breath. "There's this summer camp that Thalia's father owns, I wish to go there," she says as looks at her father with pleading eyes.
"Ok."
"Please daddy just let m-wait what! Okay just like that?"
"Yeah, just tell me how much the we need to pay," Naruto said as he gives his daughter a bright smile.
"W-well it's free considering I'm Thalia's best friend," Annabeth said.
"I thought I was your best friend after we kissed."
"Are you still on about that!"
"Fine, just make sure you sleep early tonight, I'm going on a date with Artemis," Naruto says as he stretches a bit.
"Oh I see..." Annabeth said looking down feeling a bit sad. Lately it seems she and her father have been drifting apart. Ever since they had that argument. People usually made fun of the whisker marks on her cheeks so she decided to start hiding them with make up. Of course Naruto wasn't too happy with the idea, this led to their first argument. "Well i'll be gone in the morning." she says as she makes her way to her room missing the hurt look that crossed her father's face.
Naruto just sighed to himself, where did he go room. Everything was going smoothly that was until Annabeth hit puberty. "Well bette prepare for dinner," he mutters to himself as he goes to the kitchen.
Moments Later...
"Naru please tell me it's a lie." came a voice behind Naruto. Naruto for his just continued his preparation, already knowing the owner of the voice.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," that's a lie. He already knows what this is about.
"Why her though, w-why not...me." Zoe shakily asked.
"..." Naruto remained silent.
"It's because I not as beautiful right?" Zoe asked as she moves forward and hugs him from behind.
"I-its not that."
"Then what!" Zoe shouts as her hold on him tightens.
"It's because-"
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After that rather long talk with Zoe, Naruto was now fully prepared dressed in an expensive black suit that has a red tie and a pair of black slacks. Checking the time on his watch and seeing that his 'brother' is late Naruto just sighed. His 'brother' was a drama queen, always showing up fashionably late.
"You know the weirdest thing happened," the goddess said as she was now sited next to him at the table. How she got their without him Noticing is anyone's guess. "Zoe came up to me and said she wouldn't lose to me, what was that about?"
"Well...Zoe also has feelings for me and she kinda declared war on you for my love," Naruto says as he scratches the back of his head, trying his best not look at Artemis. "Anywho nice dress." indeed it was. The goddess of the hunt was dressed in a beautiful red dress. (sorry not really good at describing clothes)
"Naruto don't change the subjec-" Artemis begins but is cut off by the doorbell. Naruto gave sigh of relief before quickly getting up and heading for the door. Artemis watched as her boyfriend went to welcome his brother. Which was confusing considering she never knew he had a brother.
Suddenly Artemis felt it. Celestial power. It was faint but still it was there. Now she was panicking, did they find her? How did they find her? She was suppressing her power to the point it was even less than a demigod's. And by the feel of this power they are two of them. Maybe she should escape, but Naruto will be heart broken. Before she could do anything Naruto walked in with two other people. Her eyes widened at the familiar two celestial beings in front of her. "What! APOLLO, APHRODITE!
"Artemis,"
"LITTLE SIS!?"
Naruto just looked at the three in confusion. "So...I take it you guys know each other?"
"You could say that..."
Moments later...
Annabeth sighed to herself, the past week has been an eventful one. She was recently attacked by a monster but fortunately Luke and Thalia of course not to forget Grover were around.
"This is illegal," Thalia muttered as she peaked through the door watching the adults talk among themselves. "Everyone in that living room is either beautiful or handsome."
"Annabeth is that blonde hunk really your father?" Thalia asked as she turned her attention to Annabeth. "I mean apart from the blonde hair you guys look nothing alike."
"Plus he looks too young to be the father of a fourteen year old," Lukes said from his place besides the window. Keeping an eye out in case monsters followed them. "The math just doesn't add up."
"Well ah..." Annabeth began but stopped, now that she thought about it her daddy looked to be in his twenties while she was fourteen. It doesn't seem to add up.
"Maybe his a demigod like us," Thalia said as she walked to a still lost in thoughts Annabeth and took a seat next to her.
"Maybe, some of us are still new at this demigod stuff," Annabeth said. "We should ask Grover."
With Naruto and the others...
One could feel the tension in the air as the four people sat their eating their food in silence.
"So," Naruto was first to speak. "Mind telling how my girlfriend knows my brother?"
Apollo and Artemis stared at each other before Artemis sighed. "Fine, his my twin brother," she then turns her attention to Aphrodite who was dressed in a beautiful black dress and was busy staring at Naruto like he was piece of candy. "What I want to know is what she's doing here."
Aphrodite ignored Artemis in favor of staring at Naruto.
"Well little sis you see I had no one to bring and Dite was the last choice," Apollo explained. "Now what is this about you being his girl friend?" he asked a slight frown on his face.
"W-well ah-don't pin this on me how did you and Naruto meet?"
Apollo's frown deepened. "It all started when we were both still mercs, in an alley-"
FLASH BACK-
Naruto was walking through an ally way in the middle of the night. Suddenly he turns around and points his gun at a blonde haired man. This guy is fast. Was Naruto's thought. Said blonde man also had a pair of golden guns pointed at Naruto's head.. "Who the fuck are you?" Naruto asked.
"Who the fuck I'm I?" yelled out the blonde man, his guns pointed dangerously to Naruto's head. "Who the fuck are you?!"
"I asked you first!" Naruto said as he glared at the blonde before him.
"Well I asked you second!" the blonde man yelled as he glared right back.l
"That makes no sense!"
"You face doesn't make sense!"
The two glared at each for what felt like hours before before the blonde spoke. "Apollo..."
"Deadpool, so your the guy I'm supposed to kill?" Naruto asked the now revealed Apollo. Apparently Naruto was hired by someone to take out some guy named Apollo.
"Yeah, and you must be Deadpool," the now named Apollo said as he narrowed his eyes, a frown on his face. Apollo during his free time goes around as a gun for hire. Recently he was tasked to kill some guy named Deadpool. "The one I'm supposed to kill."
"..."
"..."
The two stayed completely quite, none spoke as god and demigod thought things through. Apollo was hired to kill Naruto and Naruto was to do the same to Apollo. This could only mean one thing.
"Well shit! I think someone set us up!"
"Yeah I also think that...to" at this Apollo just gave the blonde demigod a blank look.
"So who hired ya?" Naruto asked, guns still pointed at Apollo.
"No! The question is...who hired You?" Apollo replied. Eyes narrowing in case this guy tried something.
"Who bout we answer that shit together..." was all Naruto said.
"Fine on three!"
"1"
"2"
"3"
""FAT TONY!""
"Well shit, when I find that fatty I'm gonna give him a Vampire C section like we was Edward and-" Apollo began but was interrupted by Naruto finishing his sentence.
-Bella!" a wide eyed Naruto said as he looked at Apollo in shock. "Wait a minute...y-you like TWILIGHT bitch!" he asked in shock.
"Y-yeah I like TWILIGHT bitch, do you like TWILIGHT?!" Apollo exclaimed.
"TWILIGHT is my Jam mother fucker!" Naruto Answered.
A moment silence.
"S-so...you team Jacob or Edward?" finally Apollo was first to speak. His guns still held in a tight grip. Just try me bitch just say the wrong answer and die.
"Let's answer that shit together!"
Hmm well played Deadpool well played. Apollo thought. "On three!"
"1"
"2"
"3"
""EDWARD"" they both blurted out.
Another moment of silence...
"So, we friends now?" Naruto broke the silence. Guns still pointed at the blonde god.
"No," Apollo replied with a frown that quickly turned into a full blown grin. "We bests friends now."
"Nope I change my mind we are not best friends...we're brothers!" Naruto now had full shit eating grin on his face.
And that was the start of a beautiful friendship. That is until one finds out that his bro took his sisters V-card, but that's a chapter for the sequel. And so the two blondes went on to lay some hell on poor Fat Tony but with a name like fat Tony he probably deserves it. All the while they both had their guns pointed at each other, Goofy smiles on there faces. And if one was to at the look at the grinning fools he'd mistake them for twins.
FLASHBACK END-
Artemis just stared at her twin with a look that said 'are you an idiot'. Aphrodite too was surprised by this. Naruto just nodded his head with smile.
"Forgive me if I'm having trouble believing this bullshit," Artemis said as she cross her hands under her hands and narrowed her eyes at her brother. Just what was he playing at, was it some prank he was planing. A smirk then played itself on her face. "Oh, Naru be a dear and go get us some wine."
"...okay." was all a blushing Naruto said as he got up from his chair. But before he could leave he was stopped by the love goddess who wrapped her hands around his. "Ah, excuse me do you mind."
"Names Aphrodite sugar, and yes I mind," Aphrodite said as she winked at Naruto making him blush even more. Artemis's eyes narrowed. She was about to get up and intervene when Apollo firmly grabbed her shoulder, giving a look that said 'don't'.
"Dite please let him go," Apollo said with his shiny smile. Aphrodite pouted before letting him go and as soon as Naruto was released he gave Apollo a thumbs up before he disappeared in a yellow and black blur. Leaving a shocked Aphrodite and a stock Apollo and Artemis. "Wha...WHAT THE HELL! He just teleported!"
"Sorry to disappoint but that wasn't teleportation," Apollo said as he gave a knowing smirk.
"It was speed," Artemis concluded she too had a knowing smirk. "Anyway do you by any chance know Naruto's godly Parent?" Artemis asked as she turned to Apollo.
"Wait I thought he was your son Apollo. You know with the blue eyes, blonde hair and not to forget these a bit of resemblance," Aphrodite was now interested in this Naruto character.
"I thought so too but sadly his not. Then I tried checking if his father's child but his not. So after some digging up I figured out who his mother is..." Apollo says with a smug smile.
"Wow, who is she," Aphrodite asked. Artemis kept quite but deep down she too wanted to know.
"Well Naruto's mother is-"
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"How in Hades did I miss that," Artemis muttered. Now everything was beginning to fall in place and make sense. "I have lived with him for more than a decade."
"Yeah well we're having cereal for dinner so there's that."
"A decade really? And in this time you haven't bumped uglys?"Aphrodite said with a sly smirk directed towards the blushing goddess of the hunt. Apollo's smile fell as he saw his sister blush. Perhaps the world was ending.
"S-shut up you slut, you the one that said not to have sex with Naruto that to just love him without the benefits of making love!" Artemis yelled as she stood from her chair pointing at the love goddess not noticing Apollo's eye twitch.
"I didn't know what he looked like, with your bad taste in men I thought he was a tree loving bearded lumberjack. But now that I've seen and felt him up..." Aphrodite now had a far away look.
"What do you mean you felt him up."
"I had my foot rubbing his member the entire time from underneath the table," Aphrodite said as she gave a very perverted giggle. "And I think he liked it."
It took all the will power Artemis had to-Just kidding she was being held back by Apollo. "HOW DARE YOU GO AFTER MY NARU-KUN, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Arty use you words please," Apollo said as he struggled to keep a hold on his sister. "Just breath and relax."
"DONT YOU YOGA ME!"
With Naruto...
Shit. Naruto cursed in his mind as he was currently hiding behind a flipped over car. Gun shots could be heard everywhere, as masked men fired at him. Great just great...
Naruto after buying the wine was heading home but he was suddenly attacked by ten gun men. And now here he was on a bridge a dead body next to him. He managed to kill one of gunmen and so in his hand was gun that had only. Seven bullets..."Alright readers prepare for a badly written fight scene...let's go Commando!" with that Naruto got up a did a flip, while in mid air he fired two shots killing gun men that were near him. Landing he quickly run behind one of the many abandoned cars. "Okay let's see, in total there were ten but I un-alive two so seven remaining..." Naruto muttered over the gun shots. 1...2...3 GO! After giving himself a mental count down Naruto sprang into action. Moving at great speeds he pointed the gun at his first victim, shooting the bastard in the head. While the dead one was falling Naruto went to the next guy, punching him in the gut knocking the air out of him. He then grabbed the man's head and twisted his head getting a sickening CRACK sound. He then grabbed the dead man's body and used it as a human shield. The man's body was completely mutilated as a bullet storm rained down on it. Naruto was an harmed as his moved towards the next gun man. Naruto then proceeded to throw the minced meat body to the gun man. Disoriented the gun didn't see the fist that knocked him out. And just. Like before Naruto grabbed the man's body and used it as a human shield. And just like his friend his body was pumped full of lead. Before Naruto could react he was shot in the shoulder. Quickly he hid behind a car.
"Shit!" Naruto hissed I pain as he grabbed his shoulder. His healing factor taking effect. "Thank mother for this..."
Just then the sound of a motorcycle roaring to life grabbed everyone's attention. Naruto's eyes widened at the person riding the motorcycle.
The man on the motorcycle then began to stand on the moving bike, once balanced the man then flipped off the bike sending it crushing into some poor bastard. While upside down in mid-air he pulled out two guns and begun spinning rapidly at the same time shooting, effectively killing the rest of the gun men. The man land on his feet, not looking the least winded. And in a moment Naruto was standing infront of the man, glaring at him. Said man was a bit taller than Naruto, wearing a black suit with a red tie. The man had a handsome face with long blonde spiky hair and a pair of piercing silver eyes.
"Hello Father..." Naruto sneered with a lot of venom in his voice. "What are you doing here.." Naruto was now on guard as he glared at his old man. Who knew what his old man was up to.
"Hello to you to, Nathaniel." the blonde said with a small smile. "It been a while."
"Yeah like fifteen years you piece of shit dad!"
"I take it you're still upset huh?" the man calmly asked.
"Of course I am!"
"But you're the one that left us..."
"..."
"Yeah I thought so..."
There was a moment of silence between the two.
"Rose missed you," Naruto's father was first to speak.
"R-really," Naruto was shocked at what he was hearing. "I thought she hated me."
"Oh, she does."
"Saw that coming.."
With the three A's
Things had finally calmed down between the three olympians, though Artemis was still glaring bloody murder at Aphrodite and Apollo he...was smiling.
"Now, we all calm good," Apollo said as he looked between a frown Artemis and a smirking Aphrodite. "Good." his expression now turned serious. "There is also the issue to do with the girl in the next room. I know you both sensed it."
"Yes, but if you ask me I'm not surprised," Aphrodite said her smirk now gone.
"Tch just like father to not keep it in his pants, why can't he be like Naru." Artemis said with sigh. "Men."
Ignoring Artemis, Apollo went on. "So far Naruto has Managed to stay out of the godly side of things." he said.
"What? Like really?" Aphrodite asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah he doesn't even know about camp half blood," Artemis said as she crossed her arms.
"Why is that?"
"According to my research Naruto spent most of his childhood training in Japan. Which we all know is in the reign of..."
"The Shinto's."
"Bingo."
"Quick question Apollo, why are you a ninja or was it mercenary..." Aphrodite asked.
"I wish to know as well," Artemis said as she looked at him.
"Well...it's been kinda boring the last hundred years or so. And so I decide hey why not shake up my life a bit." Apollo explained. But the reason is that he read comic book about a mercenary. "And five years into the job I met Naruto."
Aphrodite and Artemis just sweat dropped at Apollo's half ass answer.
Just then the sound of the front door opening grabbed everyone's attention. Naruto entered the door with a frown on his face and behind him was a tall blonde man with silver eyes wearing a suit with a red tie and black shoes. A small smile on his face.
"Welcome to my humble home, make yourself comfortable while I grab an extra seat." Naruto said as he walks away passing by the Artemis, Aphrodite and Apollo.
"What's with him?" Aphrodite asks as stares at Naruto' back.
"Forgive him his a bit upset I'm here," the blonde man said as he took a seat right next to Aphrodite. "Slade Wilson, and I must say it's an owner to be in the presence of lady Aphrodite, Lady Artemis and Lord Apollo."
Aphrodite and Artemis looked shocked at being found out Apollo just had his usual smile.
"It's been awhile Wilson," Apollo greeted.
"Wha-you two know each other," Artemis stood up pointing a finger at Apollo.
Aphrodite was just looking at Slade like a piece of meat as she licked her lips.
"Actually yes we do, now," Slade said as he got up from his seat. He then went to his back pocket and pulled out a golden watch. Then proceed to put the watch on his right wrist. "Do you mind telling why the man murdering goddess is in my son's house." and in a golden Flash of light a golden giant Sword Appeared in Slade's hand. (A/N. Think DC comics GODKILLER swords...)
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Artemis grunted a bit as she struggled to hold the giant sword at bay with a pair hunting knives. What in Hade's Name is that sword...having sensed the slight build up of celestial power Artemis had quickly summoned her knives just in time to block the golden sword.
"That's it I'm out, not fighter but a lover!" the love goddess shouted as she got up from her chair and went to find Naruto.
"Easy now Slade this is a fight you won't lose," Apollo said with straight face. The two stared at the god like he had grown a second head. "What?"
"Don't you mean a fight you won't win?" Artemis asked making sure to keep a strong grip on her knives.
"I know what I said."
"So yeah..."
"I'll ask again what are you doing here?" Slade asked as he applied more pressure.
"W-what is it to you son of Athena!?" Artemis was now struggling to keep up with Slade's strength. Before the Blonde assassin could utter a word a golden gun was suddenly pointed at the back of his head.
"Let me remind you Wilson, that you a threatening my little sister-" Apollo said with a lot of Venom in his voice. Sure he argued with Artemis more times than he could count but she was still his sister and he'd be damned if he let anything happen to her. "Give a good reason why I shouldn't kill you were you stand!" he was in full god mode.
"Because you can't..."
"Damn it you're right!"
Wait what! What do you mean his right!" exclaimed Artemis. Dare she think it. This man is strong...
"That sword his holding is called the GODKILLER and if he slits you throat with it you fade," Apollo said going back to his playful self. "But with both know you won't kill her."
Slade narrowed his eyes. "Oh and why is that?" he asked.
"Because you wouldn't kill your soon to be daughter in law now would you?" Apollo had a goofy smile on his face.
Deathstroke had only one thing to say. "What tha FUCK!"
Moments later...
"I should have seen this coming," Slade muttered. Things had calmed after Apollo had explained Slade that Artemis was Nathaniel's girlfriend and to Artemis that Slade was Naruto's father. "My son is dating the man hating goddesss her self."
"So your Naruto's father..." Artemis asked she glared at the man. How dare he threaten her. Sure she could have easy killed the swine but then she would have had to use her power she was avoiding doing that. "That sword..."
"The GODKILLER swords made by Hephaestus (sp?) himself," Apollo said.
"Wait swords as in more than one?"
"Yes there two of them," Apollo said as he nodded at Artemis.
With Naruto and Aphrodite...oh boy
"I left him and my sister to start a new life and now he just walks in like nothing happened." Naruto was in his room sleeping on his bed and on top of him was Aphrodite disguised as Artemis. "I know I'm the one that left but still I feel a bit angry."
"Naru just shut up and kiss me," 'Artemis' said as began to unbutton his white shirt. She the give soft kisses on his exposed neck. "Oh, Naru I want you to take me."
"W-what!"
"I want you to Fuck me," Artemis seductively said as she gave Naruto a wink. She then moved forward kissed Naruto and to Aphrodite's delight he kissed back.
END CHAPTER
God killer Swords- to follow through on a fallen God's final request should he ever meet his demise, forge deity Hephaestus offered the lethal assasin, Deathstroke an all new contract alongside this battlement in the assassination of an old foe of olympus called Lapetus a Greek titan.
(1). The sword holds many wondrous attributes, although it's primary directive is Slaying of immortals. To some degree it also possesses a consciousness of its own, capable of altering it's physical form.
Capabilities- God killer can adjust it's weight and crackles with eldritch energy that drives the weapon on strengthening him in heat of battle, guiding and to an extent, controlling their actions as well as directing them to the point of the destination they wish to reach.
The God killer has the ability to shape-shift depending on the user's thoughts and instincts, but often will push said wielders thought process to further it's own ends. The God killer can take on many forms to better accommodate both ones fight style as well as adapt to stronger opponents such as Gods and/ or godlike beings. Some forms it can take at its own will are; a bo staff, twin blades, a cat o' Nine tails for binding and ensnaring.
The God killer also possesses the ability to unleash vastly powerful shock blasts with decimating effect.
It's edge is able to absorb and redirect whatever force is unleashed upon with twice the impact, (even kryptonians such as Superman) it can also be magically recalled to its owner.
If ever shattered or somehow broken, the God killer can reform itself.
When in contact with another divine source it can feed a deities memories into itself and transfer them to the swords handler.
A/N- so...that happened...nothing much to say but sorry to those that wanted to see Artemis and Athena's conversation but I don't want to reveal every single detail in one go for example see what I did with thing about Naruto's mother. Though we all know who she is. And if you find you self not knowing who Naruto's Mother is then...I don't know why or better yet how you're reading this.
Yes I gave Naru a healing factor. He can't see monsters but will be. Able to in the next chapter.
Yes Aphrodite was making out with Naru. Wonder what's gonna happen next.
Yes Rose Wilson AKA Raveger will make an appearance...
DONT YOU JUDGE ME! Be the last person I add from DC comics...for now. Anywho who do you think would suit to be her mother? Please say it in a review or pm.
Preview of coming chapters
"Okay the meeting of the gods shall now begin," Zeus bellowed as he held his master bolt in his right hand. "Let us first begin with camp half blood, Report."
The god of wine stood up from his throne, he then proceed to clear his throat. "Well father nothings really happened. As usual Luke is still the greatest demigod swords man and-" Mr D began his report when he was interrupted by a burst of laughter from Apollo. Everyone stared at the blonde god as laughed his ass off.
"HahahAaahaha the greatest demigod swords man how rich hahahAhaha." he said between laughs.
"WHAT IS THE MEAN OF THIS!" Zeus asked as he turned to the wine god who just shrugged his shoulders. The king of Olympus was about to ask Apollo just what was so funny when another burst of laughter was heard coming from somewhere else. He turned his head in the direction of the laughter and was surprised to see his daughter Artemis laughing.
"Hahahaaahaah I know right Hahahaaa." she too said between laughs.
"And what's so funny about. Luke being the strongest demigod?" the god of the sea asked. Amused by his niece and nephew.
Another burst of laughter was heard and all the gods turned their attention to the one responsible. Athena couldn't keep it in any more. It was just too funny. Soon Aphrodite and Hephaestus joined the laughing frenzy. The other gods and goddess looked amongst themselves, confused as to what was happening.
"JUST WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY ABOUT LUKE BEING THE STRONGEST DEMIGOD HUH?!"
And that did it. Laughing grow even louder and after sometime Apollo passed out due to laughing too hard.
"ZOE!" Artemis called out. And in a flash of silver light Zoe was before her.
"Yes my lady?" she asked.
"T-they think LUKE is the strongest Demigod in three hundred years!"
Zoe stayed silent for a second before her eyes widened then she too burst out laughing. Artemis and Zoe laughed so hard that they both passed out. Athena, Hephaestus and surprisingly Aphrodite did not pass out.
"Don't even know what's going on anymore..."
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