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Please forgive the English!

So first part is a flashback..

Athena looked on calmly as one of her demigod daughters Annabeth Uzumaki, was being pushed around by a few of her classmates.

"Just because you're smart doesn't mean you're special!" a fat girl sneered as she pushed Annabeth to her fellow friend.

"Yeah, just because she's pretty she can get all the boys."

"whore!"

"Slut!"

Athena stared calmly as her daughter got pushed around. To be honest Athena was proud of Annabeth, her daughter was trained by the trainer of heroes himself. She was trained to fight monsters ten times stronger then mortals so it would be easy to handle her tormentors but Annabeth just stood there with a blank face. Even after the girls begun dumping dirt on her hair.

Though her face was a perfect mask of calm, Athena's fist was tightened to the point that her knuckles turned white.

If she could just...

No! She was a goddess she was beyond this.

The girls then got a bucket of muddy water and poured it on Annabeth.

Oh that is it!

Athena was about strike the girls with the worst disease she could think of when an adult came into the scene. It was a brown haired woman. Athena sighed in relief at this, maybe the adult will defuse the situation.

Oh,how wrong she was.

The woman just went there, patted one of the girls on the head and with a smirk she was gone.

Athena stared wide eyed as the woman walked away, just like that.

What the fuck!?

The goddess was now pissed, she watched as the girls walked away and left Annabeth be. The blonde demigod picked her self off and made her way to the bath room. Though she couldn't do anything Athena knew exactly who could.

...CuP...

"Hello mr Naruto!" an old lady greeted as a blonde man walked by her in the hall way. The blonde man known as Naruto turned around and gave the old lady a smile.

"Oh, hello to you too!" Naruto greeted as he opened the door to his apartment. In his hands was a bag of groceries.

"I'm fine," the old woman smiled.

"So what can I do for ya?" Naruto asked once he got his door open. "Still trying to set me up with your granddaughter?"

"Not today," the woman smirked. "But I won't stop trying. This came for you in the mail." the old lady then handed Naruto a package rapped in brown paper with a golden owl at the top.

Naruto blinked twice the rubbed his eyes. "How did I not see that." he muttered as he got the package. "Thank you!"

"You're welcome."

After that Naruto entered his house, arranged his groceries. once that was done, he sat down and unwrapped the package. It was a closed box. He opened the box and found...

Another box...

He blinked at this but opened the box anyway and found an even smaller box. Naruto rolled his eyes at this as he opened the box. Inside this box was a...

Memory card.

Naruto just sweat dropped at this. All that build up for nothing.

Naruto got the card and put it in his phone, hoping to God that it did not have a virus or something. Naruto searched through the card and all he could fined was a video. Naruto opened the video and watched it.

His reaction was from interest, to shock, to fear and then rage.

He quickly got up and went to his room, once there went under the bed and grabbed a black baseball but. He stared at the baseball but for a while before he narrowed his eyes.

There's was turning back now.

(Annabeth's school...)

Everyone was gone, she was left alone well apart from the security guard taking the nightshift. All the little brats that made her day a living nightmare were gone. All she had to do now was prepare work for tomorrow and she was home free. As she finished writing down notes that she'd rewrite on the board the door to the class room slowly opened. She looked up from her notes and saw that it was a man. A man she recognized, though he was dressed oldly. The blonde man who she knew as Annabeth's father Naruto Uzumaki walked into the class room. His odd attire was a skin tight crimson bodysuit that was black in the shoulders. His hands were covered with the same colored gloves with the material on his On his fingers black. Around his waist was a black utility belt and to finish off his look he wore black combat boots. He walked towards her until he reached her table. His face held a smile.

"Hey there," he said as he slammed his hands on the table, making her jump a bit. He stared at her for a few seconds before his smile turned into a frown. "It's kinda rude not to answer."

"O-oh sorry, Mr Uzumaki. " she answered a little scared. Though her fear faded when he smiled at her. "So what's with the new get up?"

"oh, this? Just doing some live action role playing in the neighborhood. So I thought I should swing by. Is that okay?" he said.

"Its...fine," she gave him weak smile. God he looked so hot that suit. It was so tight that she could see his well tone body. "So...is your girl friend here?"

"We broke up."

"Oh, sorry...to here that." No she wasn't. She was jumping for joy. He was now single! "Would you like to talk about it?" please say no.

"No." yes!

"well...how about we go for a late night snack, I'm starving." she smiled. He was now hers.

"Yeah that would be nice," the blonde said as he outstretched his gloved hand and held her cheek. "You know, my ex-girlfriend once made me promise something." his hand slowly moved to the back of her head. She leaned in and felt him gently caress her hair. "She told me never to harm any woman, so long as I live. But now-" his grip hardened on her. "-I think I might just brake that promise."

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Before she knew it, Naruto slammed her head on the table. Though it wasn't hard enough to knock her out, he made sure it was hard enough to hurt.

This bitch. How dare she?

"Why," Naruto said as he lifted the female teacher by her hair. He made sure she saw him. He saw that he had broken her nose. No matter, it was going to get worse. For her that is. "Why would you do that...to my daughter!"

"..." silence was all that met Naruto.

"Answer the fucking question all else..." he warned.

"Y-you...rejected...me." she managed to say. Her nose was bleeding like no tomorrow and it probably hurt. "...S-so I made...your little girls life...a living nightmare!"

Naruto's face was blank as he glared at the woman in front of him. He had promised Artemis that he would never, ever kill or harm a female. Sadly, She wasn't her.

"guess I have to brake a promise," he said as he grabbed the baseball but he that was hidden on his back. "Ms...whatever your name is?" he didn't even know her name.

"When you go to hell and meet death, tell her I'm now single!" what followed next is so inhuman and brutal that I'm not allowed to write it. So just use you imaginations and imagine a blonde man hitting a pile of mincemeat with a baseball but that has female clothes scattered around it.

After that, Naruto grabbed the class register and was on his way. The register stated that Annabeth had missed two weeks of school and was being punished with detention. Which was a lie considering that he made sure that she got on the bus every single fucking day. He checked the grades and found that his little girl was at the bottom of the class. That was wrong considering that she was slightly smarter than him. And that's saying something. At the bottom of class were a few girls but which ones were there ones that bullied Annabeth. He could ask the pile of meat, bone and hair next to him, but she was dead...

Guess he had to do this the old fashion way.

The register held information such as parents phone numbers and were each child lived. So that night he went to each and every house on the register.

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Agnes walked to her home with a smile on her face, she had just kissed a few boys on make out point. Her mother would yell at her for coming home this late but her father would do anything. In fact he would support her. So imagine her surprise when she sees the house dark with no lights on.

She slowly entered the house and yelled out to her father.

But no answer...

She went straight to the living room. It was dark as well. So imagine her surprise when She turns on the light and sees her father and mother tied to the chair with there mouths covered over with tape.

Agnes did the only thing she could think of, she screamed. The girl screamed for what felt like hours before the lights went out and she finally stopped.

"Finally you stopped screaming!" a voice said from everywhere. "It was getting annoying to be honest."

The scared girl looked around the dark room in search of the owner of the voice.

"WHO A-ARE YOU!" She yelled, Only to feel a breathe of air at the back of her neck. Then the voice spoke, in a low whisper.

"I'm the magic man..."

Agnes tried to scream again but a gloved hand covered her mouth.

"I now I'm gonna ask a few questions and you will answer, okay?"

Agnes nodded her head rapidly.

"If you answer wrong, I will kill mommy and daddy. Okay?"

She nodded her head again.

"Good girl. Now I will show you a video and you tell me the names of all your little friends. Good that?"

Agnes let out a whimper as she nodded. A phone was held up in front of her and a video begun playing. She watched the video with wide eyes. It was her along with friends. After that, the video ended and the hand pressed on her mouth was removed. She screamed again, this time even louder.

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Naruto groaned in frustration as he watched Agness scream. This time the little mongrel screamed even louder.

When he first arrived and knocked at the door, a woman answered. Though said woman had a black eye and a bruised cheek. She warmly welcomed him in. The mother was kind but the father was...mongrel. He was rude and a down right mongrel. Man he sure liked using that word today. He showed the video to the two and asked them if they could talk to there daughter about it. The mother looked down in shame and apologised for her daughter. The father on the other hand laughed and said he was proud his daughter. After that, Naruto beat the crap out of The father, then tied him and his wife who he did not harm in anyway. He turned off the lights and waited for the little mongrel to come home.

Mongrel...

"Mongrel."

It just felt so right to say that. These people, all these were people beneath him. They were nothing but dogs. Mongrels.

The mongrel finally stopped screaming, she probably lost her voice. With a sigh, Naruto turned on the lights. He grabbed the register next to him, opened it and put it in front of Agnes.

"Point out the names of your friends in the register." he said as he glared at her. The girl did nothing and continued to cry. "Fine I'll just kill you, mommy and Daddy. And If I kill you, that means no making out with boys and no internet."

The girls eyes widened in horror and she quickly pointed out the girls names.

"Thanks. Now I'll be on my way now." Naruto said with a smile as he picked up the register. "But know this, if you ever disrespect your mother again I will come back and kill you. You are lucky you have one as loving as she is, some of us can only dream of such a privilege. And you-" Naruto pointed a finger at the father. "You have a loving wife that begged me to stop when I was beating the loving crap out of you. Even though you clearly abuse her and don't even respect her. Mongrel! You're lucky she didn't leave you and your daughter and be on her Mary freaking way. Lost to the world that you spent a fucking year wasting your time searching for her, only to find nothing! If I ever find out that you did something to her I will kill you while you daughter watches. And remember I'm watching you!"

Unknown to Naruto, his eyes flashed red. Scaring everyone in the room. With a salute, the rampaging blonde father was on his way.

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Athena had watched and heard everything Naruto had done. This wasn't the man she had dated years ago. That man was friendly, caring and loving. This...man was sadistic, cunning and down right evil. She watched as he went to each house belonging to girls that bullied their daughter. To be honest Athena didn't really know what to think of Naruto Uzumaki, she kinda felt played. He

More all less lied to her. HER! She was freaking goddess! And he played her.

...

Come to think of it, she kinda did the same to him. And not just him, others as well.

So that's what it felt like...

She followed Naruto behind as he messed with each and every girl on his shit list. None of it was physical, it was mental. Naruto wouldn't even lay a single hand on them. All he did was mess with there minds. And all the while he had a smirk on his face. Once he was done with a every girl on his list the blonde was his way. Athena followed, wanting to know what the blonde would do next. Cause he was more or less a wanted man now.

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Naruto sighed as he opened the door to his apartment, how was he to explain this to his little. Tears leaked from his walked in, he was always close with Annabeth to the point she told him everything. Even when she had her period she came to him but thank god Artemis Handled that situation. But after Artemis left, they drifted apart even more. Annabeth had lost someone she saw as a mother and recently she more or less stopped talking to him. He could have easily gone commando on her and followed everywhere she went, but he decided against it. She needed her privacy and he respected that.

He walked into the living room, Annabeth was the on coach fast asleep. When she found no one home she must have gotten worried and waited up all night for him.

He smiled and made his way to his room. Once there he changed into an orange shirt and a pair of black pants. Quickly he packed his clothes into a bag. One of the families he attacked might have the balls to call the police. He went to Annabeth's room and packed every piece of clothing she owned. As he packed, he grabbed his phone and dialed a number. He put his phone to his ear and used his shoulder to keep it there as he used both hands to pack. A few seconds later a voice was heard at the other side of the call.

"..."

"Yes, I would like to bye Google." Naruto said.

"...,..."

"And how much would that be?"

"...,...,...,"

"Wow, that's a lot of cash. May I have an account number I could transfer cash into..."

"...,"

"Thanks, you will have the money in two hours." with that said Naruto grabbed his phone and cut the line. Once he was done he grabbed the beg stuffed with clothes and went to the living room. Annabeth was still asleep. He sighed and run a hand through his blonde hair. Annabeth looked so cute when she was sleeping, and he couldn't find it in him to wake her up. So he just stood there for the next five hours, looming over the sleeping little girl.

Creepy much?

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Athena watched as Naruto just stood there, for five hours straight. She had heard the phone call and assumed that he just bought a company worth billions. Annabeth begun to murmur in her sleep.

"T-thalia...s-sorry...I l-let...you...die." she said. Soon she begun to toss and turn. In her tossing and turning Annabeth fell off the couch, lucky Naruto caught her. He gently held her in a hug as she struggled. But soon she relaxed and slept peaceful.

"Don't worry my little Annie," Naruto said as he walked towards the door. "We're gonna live a happy life just the two of us." with that said Naruto walked out of the apartment. Only coming back to get his bags and of course his cereal.

Athena was now in deep thought, was Naruto Uzumaki an appropriate father? Annabeth in her sleep mentioned the death Thalia, the demigod daughter of Zeus. There had been an incident with a son of Hermes, Annabeth and Thalia. The incident ended with Thalia being turned into a tree. Athena had done all she could to help her daughter so it was win win for her. But one thing still troubled her, Naruto's sadistic nature. Was he safe to be around Annabeth?

To be honest the reason Athena never told him about her being a goddess was because she thought he couldn't handle it.

But also because she forgot...

And for a good reason. When Athena had given Naruto Annabeth, he made a fuss about her name. In his own words he said.

"The name's okay, but it kinda sounds like a name that belongs to a possessed evil doll!"

They argued for hours before Athena decided to be the 'grown-up' and leave. He was funny, smart, loving and handsome. That's the Naruto Uzumaki she knew, not the sadistic and cunning Naruto Uzumaki she just met. Athena needed to know if Annabeth was safe and the only goddess she knew that could give her that information was Artemis.

...CuP...

Later that night...

In a flash of golden light Athena appeared in the middle of Artemis's camp. The hunters, upon noticing her quickly stopped whatever activity they were doing and bowled to the the ground. Athena moved passed them and headed straight to the largest tent in the camp. She reached the entrance of the tent and was about to enter but Artemis came out first.

"Athena?" Artemis asked, it seemed she wasn't expecting her. "What brings you here?"

"I wish to talk to you about something if you don't mind." Athena said calmly. Artemis nodded her head and invited her in.

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Truth be told, Athena was one of the few in there family she saw eye to eye with. But there not really that close to the point that they visited each other without a proper reason...

Cough-Apollo-cough

The two were now seated face to face. The silence was uncomfortable so Artemis decided to brake it. "So..."

Athena clearer her throat first before talking. "It's about a certain someone who you know." she said.

"Who?" Artemis asked, who in Hades could she be talking about? "I know a lot of-"

"Naruto Uzumaki."

"..." Just when Artemis thought she could forget him, here he comes again.

"Artemis, I'm not an idiot. I put the pieces together." Athena said. Her calculating gaze fixed on Artemis. The red haired goddess looked away. "Naruto Uzumaki. I want to know all about him."

Artemis stayed silent for awhile before she sighed. "These nothing to know. His just a-"

"Before you start I would like to show you something," a holographic screen appeared, it showed what Athena had seen that night. Artemis and Athena watched screen as it showed Naruto Mentally torturing a couple of girls that had tormented Annabeth.

At this Artemis was...not the least bit surprised. That was so just like him.

"What is the point of this?" Artemis asked at the end, this was just Naruto being...Naruto.

"After all that, that's all you have to say?" Athena asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I've seen that man do far worse..." Artemis muttered. "He took down my hunt all by himself." That was a day not to forget.

If Athena was surprised, she didn't show it. "Sorry, run that by me again." she said with a confused look.

Artemis sighed and begun telling the story...

(FLASHBACK...inside a flashback, thats like?)

"Lady Artemis are you sure this is a wise decision?" Zoe asked besides Artemis. Said goddess of the hunt was holding a bundle of blankets. "He is the father."

"That he is, " the goddess said. "But he is also a man!"

"Still..." Zoe muttered. "This just feels wrong.

Artemis was about to reply but was interrupted by one of the hunters running towards them.

"L-lady Artemis...it's the man, his gone berserk!" the girl said as she tried to catch her breath. "HIS ATTACKING THE OTHERS!"

"Take the baby!" Artemis without living any room for arguments was gone in a burst of speed.

That MAN! How dare he attack one of her hunters. HE is DEAD! If he wasn't dead already that is. Her hunters were the best of the best. No way he could hold up to them. reaching the fight in a matter of seconds, Artemis was about to jump in but stopped. The scene before her was...

Surprising...

A bloody blonde man missing with an arrow stuck in his left eye. He was holding two hunting knives that clearly belonged to one of her hunters. Shirtless and bloody, he fought back against the hunters. One girl got close and stabbed him in the stomach. The blonde man yelled out in pain. Distracted, two hunting knives were stabbed in his legs. Sending him on his knees. The man quickly got back on his skill beyond what Artemis thought a man could, he blocked the hunters but didn't fight back.

"I...a-ask...once more." he panted as held the knives tightly. The slashes on his chest were closing at a really fast pace. He dropped both knives, one hand went and yanked out the arrow lodged in his head through his arrow as well as his eyeball came out followed by blood. "Please give me back my daughter!"

"Filthy pig!"

"demanding from us!"

"You won't get anything from us, that little girl is now part of the hunt."

"No you can't she's-" The blonde man, Naruto pleaded. But it fell on deaf ears.

"SILENCE! You won't get her. She won't be raised by a man like you."

"Please just give me my daughter!"

"..." there was silence for awhile before-finally spoke.

"On your knees, NOW!" she said. Naruto's visible eye widened. "Didn't you hear! Get on your knees and...maybe I might consider giving you your daughter back!"

Without hesitation, the blonde man fell to his knees. Phoabe walked towards him with a smirk on her face. She stopped once she was towering over him. She then smashed her foot on his face, grinding it into Naruto's face.

"By the way, I lied. The girl stays!"

A firm hand grabbed phoebe's leg by the ankle, she grunted a bit as she applied force into her foot but the firm hold on her leg did not budge.

"Ya know, I'm a horrible person. All I've done is kill, steal and repeat. And to honest I deserve all this shit. But I promised Athena that I would protect my little girl...even if I have to die trying." Faster than Phoebe could see Naruto pushed her off, grabbed the two knives lodged in his legs and stood up.

"That's...a promise of a life time!"

With that Naruto charged. Arrow after arrow was fired at him but he easily deflected them with the knife in his left hand. His right hand attacked and blocked hits from the hunters. One girl got close enough, she thrust out a hand holding a knife. Intent on slashing Naruto's throat but the blonde caught her hand by the wrist, he then turned her around and karate chopped her at the back of the head. The Hunters eyes rolled back in her head and she blacked out. Just like that, Hunter after hunter came, and each was knocked out. Artemis watched with wide eyes as Naruto didn't kill, he simply knocked them out. No matter how much damage a hunter inflicted he didn't lash out, he simply knocked them out.

Soon only one hunter remained, Phoebe. Said hunter glared at him with a passion. Naruto who had cuts and bruises stared at her with a visible blue eye. He brought a hand up and wiped the blood off the side of his face. Now both blue eyes were visible.

"I'll ask once more, were is my daughter."

"You'll have her over my dead body!"

"so be it."

In a burst of speed Phoebe and Naruto charged at each other. Knives clashed as both struggled to push the other down. But Naruto was clearly stronger, he easily overPowered phoebe. The hunter moved away, putting a distance between them. But Naruto wouldn't have that and run towards her. Once he was close enough he throw the knife in his left hand up in the air.

It was a trick! Artemis knew that was a trick. I mean who would be dumb enough to fall for that!

Apparently Phoebe. Her eyes followed the knife in the air. Distracted, Phoebe felt pain flare in her shoulder. She screamed in pain and lost her footing. Quicky Naruto pulled out the knife he jhsabbed in Phoebe's shoulder. He kneed her in the gut, and while she was hunched over in pain he elbowed her on the back. Phoebe's eyes rolled back into her head and she was out cold.

He then turned in the direction of Artemis was. Blue stared into silver as goddess and above average guy gazed at each other.

"Do you by any chance know where my baby is pretty lady?"

"And what if I do?"

"is this how its gonna be huh, pretty lady?"

"..."

"Very well."

The two then charged at each other...

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Artemis was panting heavily as she stood over a kneeling Naruto. She was covered in bruises and cuts and while he was Missing an arm. And he had a hole in his gut.

"Any last words boy?" this was arguably one of the best fights Artemis had ever had. This man...

He gave a challenge only a few gods and monsters could. He made her fell...alive! He had caused something inside of her! Shame he had to die though.

"Yeah, p-please...t-take care...of my Annabeth." Naruto said with bloody smile. It was almost as if he was alright with his impending death.

"Why do you smile?"

"huh?"

"Do you not know that you are a dead man?" she asked confused, why was he smiling. "I do not understand?"

"My little Annie is in you hands now, I hope she grows up to be like...you." he said. "Strong, smart and beautiful." his smile turned into a grin. White teeth stained red with blood.

What tha...

Went men disgusting pieces of crap that only cared for themselves? She was pretty sure he would beg for his life. But no he had go make her doubt her beliefs. Great, just great! Just then Zoe came it view.

"Lady Artemis stop!" she said as she came between Artemis and Naruto in her arms the crying baby girl. "This isn't right!"

"She been crying since we separated her from her father."

Artemis nodded her head and dropped her knives. "Do as you please."

Zoe nodded, turned around and knelt in front of the one armed man. She then 'handed' him the crying girl. Upon being received by her father, the baby stopped crying.

Zoe who was now next to Artemis watched as the father cried in joy and the baby just giggled and made grabbing motions with her hands. The two stood in silence.

"W-was I...wrong about the world of man?" Artemis finally broke the silence. All her life she thought-no she knew men were disgusting pigs that cared for no one but themselves. But now, she beginning to doubt herself. "His done the opposite of what I knew about men. Murders who lashed out when angered. From the beginning it was clear that he was better than Phoebe and the others but he asked...nicely were his daughter was. Even after they shot an arrow in his eye he still asked nicely!"

"Perhaps we were..."

"Now what?"

"This might sound...crazy but maybe we should try finding out more about these so called...pigs." Zoe said as she looked at Artemis who had a shocked look.

"WHAT THA FUCK!"

"yesh it was just a suggestion, no need to yell in my ear." Zoe said as she rubbed her ear.

The goddess looked away with a blush on her face. "It's you fault for making such a crazy suggestion. And even if 'we' tried that 'suggestion' who which pig are we going try it on?" she looked at Zoe who was looking straight ahead. Artemis followed her gaze."No absolutely not!"

"..."

"Fine, hey Blondie!" Artemis called out to the one armed man hold a baby.

"..."

But there was no reply.

"Hey Blondie!" Nothing came, only light snoring. "Zoe I think he fell asleep."

"He must be tired with the beating you gave him!" Zoe looled at Artemis with an accusing glare. "Look at him, he has a hole in his gut and is missing an arm!"

"It's not my fault he wouldn't die!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Do you know how many eyeballs and fingers he grew back. I kept on slashing and stabbing but he wouldn't give!" Artemis said as she pointed at The sleeping blonde. "Who in Hades falls asleep like that anyway?!"

"Don't change the subject!"

"I swear, I tried to end it quickly but he kept on dodging and not dying!" Artemis defended, she tried all she could but he kept on healing.

"So your solution to that is chopping his arm off and blowing a hole in his stomach?"

"So what do ya think I should have, huh?"

"I don't know go it your godly form, anyone who gazes upon the divine form of a god or goddess is vaporized instantly. Even if he can heal, he can't heal from nothing." Zoe said with smirk.

"Iwasenjoyingthefight..." Artemis looked away while muttering incorrect words.

"What?"

"I said, Iwasenjoyingthefight!"

"Huh?"

"I WAS ENJOYING THE FIGHT OKAY!"

"Look who has crush!"

"Don't get cute with me..."

(FLASHBACK INSIDE OF A FLASHBACK END)

"That's how it happened," Artemis said. "Isn't that right girls!" a gasp was heard and the sound of people falling quickly followed.

Artemis just smiled and looked Athena. "And thats all you need to know about." Athena just looked at Artemis with a thoughtful look. "And if you think you can take his daughter away from him so easily you got another thing coming. He will find a way to hunt you down, trust me he will."

Athena just nodded her head and stood up. "Thank you for the warning." She was about stop her but Artemis grabbed her shoulder.

"Don't take away the one thing that makes him happy, please."

Athena nodded and walked out. Was Naruto a danger to Annabeth? Maybe. Perhaps some more observation was needed.

FLASHBACK END! Starting from now its were we left ooff...

Annabeth shrank back in her seat due to the stares she was getting from her peers, why couldn't her father punish her like how normal parents do to some of their children . Instead of a slap to the face or a scolding he had to do this. "Annabeth i-is this true?" She heard someone ask from her table.

"W-well it's...a funny," she tried to explain but the stares she was getting were making it hard. "His lying!"

"Wah...Annabeth how my heart hurts from those words. Oh the love I have given you was nothing but lies?" All eyes turned back to Naruto. "All those nights I kept your bed warm? Why just this morning we connected."

"Kept her bed warm."

"I wish he could keep my bed warm."

"C-connected..."

"Y-you...have no proof l did such a thing." Annabeth said as she stood up and pointed an accusing finger at Naruto. Just what the hell was he playing at. Was punishment for the Mr Chase thing?

"Oh really?"

"Y-Yeah!"

"I know the colour of panties you're wearing today," Naruto said as he nodded to himself. This was a tactic his father taught him and it was working. Annabeth was unknowingly walking into a trap.

"And how in Hades do you know this?!" A rough looking girl asked. Naruto who still had his eyes on Annabeth noticed her face flash with anger before it was gone. It seemed Annabeth had dislike for this girl.

"Oh and who might you be beautiful," Naruto said with smile. This had the desired effect because the girl was now blushing like mad.

"I'm a daughter of Ares that's all you need to know!" The girl said with a blush on her face.

"Well beautiful daughter of Ares she showd them to me," Naruto said, a slay smile crossed his face as spoke once more. "Say daughter Ares, I have a question?"

"Sure fire away."

"Do you have a boyfriend..."

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Silence, total silence. This was the first time someone had the balls to ask the Brown haired girl out.

"W-what?!" The Brown hairs demigod asked, shocked at this. Everyone was quiet as they looked between Naruto, Annabeth and the Brown haired girl.

"NOOOOOOO!" Annabeth exclaimed as her fist hit the table. 'No any one but her, not her.' She thought as she stomped towards Naruto. Whatever this was, it was time to end it. "That is it! No more the line has been drawn!"

"But I thought you said what we had was a lie, since you reject me so I'm going for someone else." Naruto said as he smiled at her. 'Hehehe I've got you now Annie.' Naruto thought as he watched any Annabeth storm towards him. "Someone beautiful, someone more...mature and can keep up with me."

"B-but what about...me!" Annabeth was now in front of Naruto as she glared up at him. "You're about pick...that!" She pointed towards the brown haired girl. "Over me your own daughter!"

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You son of a...you tricked me!"

"Of course I did, dear."

"But how, I'm a child of Athena. I'm smarter then you!" Indeed she was the one that made him coffee every morning, brought him the newspaper. Even made him breakfast, lunch and supper.

"I most likely doubt that," Naruto said with smile. Every camper was now confused. First there lovers now she's his daughter? What hell! Before anyone ask what was going on Mr D stood up.

"Alright brats that's enough of that!" He said. "Chiron..."

"Yes of course Mr D, well now introduction are done we can all eat." Chiron said. Annabeth huffed as she turned around and went back to her table while Naruto took his seat. Chiron stamped his hooves and shouted out. "TO THE GODS!"

"TO THE GODS!" everyone shouted as they began to fill their plates. Naruto just watched in awe as WOOD nymphs came out from Apollo knows where with more platters of food which was filled with all sorts foods. Grapes, Apple's, cheese, fresh bread, a whole variety of foods. But to his shook no cereal.

Seeing the sad look on the older blondes face Luke decided ask what was wrong. "Naruto what's wrong,"

"Well...Seeing all this amazing food its just there's no cereal, " Naruto said a bit sad. Wood nymph passing by heard him and with a click of her fingers a bowl of cereal appeared. Upon seeing this Naruto's face lit up like Christmas. He knelt down before her and held her hand.

"I must repay you for this!" He said as looked into the eyes of the blushing Wood nymph. "What is your deepest desire!" the wood nymph knelt next to him and whispered something in his ear before she stood up, giggled and walked away.

"What was that all about?" Luke asked, but his fellow blonde just shrugged and gave a smile. Said blonde was about to start eating his...cereal? But Luke stopped him.

"Boy you better have a good reason for interrupting my cereal time!" Naruto said threatening as he pointed his spoon at the son of Hermes. How dare this mortal interrupt his Cereal time!

"We have to offer some to the gods, for some reason they like the smell of burnt food. So lets go scrape some into that pot over there." he said as he stood up walked over to a giant pot on the fire.

"Higher beings of existence love the smell of burnt food. That's...shocking."

Naruto waited until everyone was done throwing food into the pot. So these Greek gods love the smell of burnt food? I mean why love burnt food smells when you can literally make your own food using your godly powers. Luke was done and now it was his turn.

"Hope you guys love cereal, anywho this for Goddess Athena thanks for giving me my little Naruko-no wait her name is Annabeth...for now. And thank you to Goddess Demeter for being the badass goddess that was smart enough to invent Cereal. For without cereal-" Everyone watched as Naruto prayed to the goddess of agriculture about cereal. Complementing her and giving reasons why cereal was the best food of all. "And that is the reason for Chinese new year, Amen." once he was done he went back to his seat and be eating.

...cUP...

Annabeth munched on her food with an annoyed look om her face. She was glaring bloody murder at father. There way wasn't he angry with her. She lied to him! She lied about her name! But here he was, the only punishment she got was being embarrassed infront of her peers. Now she was feeling guilty for lying. But what annoyed her were the stares he was getting from the girls from the Aphrodite cabin. "Tch, whatever..."

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"And...that My friends is why Twinkies don't expire." Naruto said with as he opened his mouth and spoon of cereal was placed in it. "So any questions?"

"I got one!" one of the stroll brothers, Travis raised his hand. "How are you such a babe magnate!"

"Whatever do you mean..."

"Yeah look at you," This time it was Connor who spoke. He gestured to Naruto who had a wood nymph seated on his lap

Said word Nymph was also feeding him cereal. "You have this going for you, you have the Aphrodite cabin giving you the love eyes, you made the toughest girl on camp blush and I'm willing to bet you can make hunter of Artemis fall for ya!"

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Somewhere in Yellowstone, a certain hunter sneezed. "Some pig must be taking about me..." Zoe muttered as she rubbed her noise.

"Zoe you sick all something..."

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"I bet even the goddess of the hunt can fall for you..." the whole table burst out laughing. "Hehehe...like that would happen!"

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Somewhere in Yellowstone, a certain virgin goddess sneezed. "Zoe I think you started something..."

"Sorry Lady Artemis..."

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"Just be you...I guess." Naruto said as all the boys of the Hermes cabin looked at him like he had grown a second head. "That's all there is..."

"THAT CRAP NEVER WORKS WITH CHICKS!" both stoll brothers yelled out. This of course earned them glares from the girls listening. "Stop with the glares you know its true!"

Soon dinner was over and everyone made there way to the amphitheatre. His so called nephews and nieces (Children of Apollo) were performing a variety of songs in accapella.

Naruto made his way to were Annabeth and few of her siblings were roasting marshmallows. Around them demigods talking, laughing and overall having a good Time near a giant fire. Was that even safe.

"It's really weired that you have siblings," Naruto said with a smile as he sat next Annabeth with a smile. "They really look like you it's...scary."

"Yeah well, Dear mother is into blondes with tanned skin." Annabeth muttered as she leaned into her Father. "If you know any one with grey eyes, blonde hair and tanned skin their probably a child of Athena."

Blonde hair, Storm grey eyes and tanned skin. Who did he know that fitted that description. When people look at Naruto and Annabeth they word deny, and say that she wasn't his daughter. Stom grey eyes? When he had blue eyes. He just marked it off due his own father having storm grey eyes, blonde hair and tanned skin. Come to think of it...Athena had black hair, grey eyes...

Grey eyes...

Grey eyes...

So that means that the girl he dated was actually his grandmother!

Dear god he went on a date with his own Grandmother!

To make things worse they even had a daughter together!

FUCK!

SO WAIT!

If he had a daughter with his own granny, then that means his daughter is his...his

Annabeth looked up and saw the horrified look on his face that quickly turned into one of confusion. Ah, so he finally found out. "That makes me your aunt slash daughter..."

"Oh okay..."

The two sat in silence, enjoying each other's warmth. Suddenly the singing stopped. And all eyes were on Annabeth and Naruto well mostly Naruto.

Above Naruto a gold sickle with a few sheathes of wheat appeared over his head. Naruto's body was covered in a green aura that blinded everyone. A few seconds later the light died down and everyone was shocked. Naruto who looked like a twenty three year old before now looked like an eighteen year old. His blonde hair was slightly longer. And of course he was a few inches shorter.

"That was...unexpected."

Naruto who getting the funny looks asked. "Wha...what's wrong. Is there something on my face. On my...body. Did I get younger or something." he chuckled at the last part.

"Daddy...if you go to the bathroom don't freak out!"

"Okay...sure."

After that Chiron told everyone to be off to there respective cabins. As everyone went, Naruto headed straight to the bathroom.

Soon the loud yelling of a Man was heard through out the night.

"WHAT THA ACTUAL FUCK!"

His next words probably gave most of the girls on camp wet dreams or whatever happens when girls have sex dreams.

"WHY IS MY DICK THE SAME SIZE AS BEFORE!"

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After reading a bed time story kissing good night most of his siblings Naruto made his way to his bed that somehow was bigger than the others. It was almost as if it was already prepared. With a sigh he fell on his bed and closed his eyes.

Dreams of a woman with wheat coloured hair dressed in a white bikini while swimming in a giant bowl of cereal filled his mind.

Damn what a dream...

. End chapter!

Finally, what a rushed chapter. So first chapter is a flash back focused on Athena and how she sees Naruto...

She sees him as threat!

Anywho not much to say but uh, stay sharp and enjoy fapping to shade base.

Chris from Zambia saying..."Traps are not gay...their homosexual little boys!"

Coming soon...

"I'm leaving the hunt..." Zoe Nightshade said as she stared at Artemis with steel in her eyes. "I won't deny my feelings for him any longer!"

"B-but...you can't."

"I love him, and unlike you I won't tell myself I don't any longer!" with that she took off the symbol that showed that she was leader of the hunt. "Good bye, my friend..."

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You see there a few types of males in this world. Boys, men and legends. For the most part it goes like this...

Boys look for girlfriends...

Men propose to woman...

And legends, they get proposed to by women...

Right now Naruto Uzumaki was a legend. Kneeling before him while holding a ring was Zoe Nightshade.

"Would you make me the happiest woman on earth and be my husband?" She asked with a nervous smile.

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"Say Percy," Naruto called out as he looked around the room. "Watch one is your father, Poseidon."

"His over there..." said as he pointed at a man with black hair, a bead and sea green eyes. "Lets go, I'll introduce you!"

Excitedly Percy led Naruto to his father.

"Dad, this is Naruto!"

"You must be the Sea god." Naruto said with a sweet smile. Poseidon being one of the friendly gods smiled back at Naruto.

"And you must be Naruto!" the god god greeted. He out stretched his hand for a shake but Naruto just kept smiling.

"I have something for you!" Naruto's hair shadowed his eyes. "I have something for you."

"me?"

"Yeah if you could just lean in a bit..."

Poseidon did as told and leaned in a bit.

Bad idea...

He was suddenly sucker punched so hard he was sent flying across the room.

"YOU RAPED MY MOTHER YOU ASSHOLE!"

everyone was shocked at this...

"HIT HIM AGAIN, HEHEHE!" Well everyone but Zeus. He was Applauding like a mad god. "Again!"

"Surprised, you never received punishment for that. And now-" Naruto cracked his knuckles as he slowly walked towards a groaning Poseidon who was slowly getting up. "To day is the day asshole! Today is the day you get punishment!

With that Naruto charged. All the while being encourage by Zeus.

"He turned into a horse when he did it. He raped your mother with a horse cock! It hurt a lot. She screamed for him to stop but he just kept on going!"

The other gods and goddess just sweat dropped at the king of the gods being a hype man.

"And to think his the one that rules us all..." muttered Athena as she face palmed.

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Chris from Zambia saying...

Bye bye...! XD