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Naruto let out a silent yawn as he stood up from his bed. He looked around and noticed most of the cabin was asleep. Slowly he made his way out of cabin, making sure to move quietly. He opened the door slowly expecting the Sun to hit him in the face. Only to find it wasn't yet out. He gently closed the door behind and begun to look around. He spotted a few wood nymphs heading to the dining pavilion. He waved at them and they waved back with big happy smiles. They must've liked him, or they just wave at everyone with big happy smiles. Some even blew him kisses.
He heard a sound and spotted Chiron trotting towards him. "Naruto, Lord Apollo said you would be awake by now." He said.
Naruto raised a brow. "Really? Where is he anyway." He looked around not spotting his self proclaimed twin.
"Well, the gods are not allowed to enter the camp." Chiron said with a frown. "His outside waiting for you." Naruto nodded and was about to walk away. "But first ask Mr D."
"Thanks," Naruto said as he waved good bye. As he walked he admired the beautiful camp. He spotted a gold cabin that seemed shine brightly under. It shined so brightly that- "I'm blind!" He went blind from looking at it to long.
Thanks to his healing factor his eyeballs were now okay as walked towards the giant tree he spotted the God of wine coming out of the big house. "Yo Mr D, I'm going out for a while!" He yelled out.
Mr D's response was. "Whatever I don't care..."
Passing the big ass tree he spotted Apollo standing on the road, tapping his foot impatiently. "You're late."
"Do you know how early it is?"
"I'm the one who made it morning, of course I do."
"Whatever..." Naruto muttered. "So what's this all about?"
"Walk with me," Apollo said as the two blondes began walking. "Today you will be training your ass off!"
"What?" Naruto asked. "You dragged me out here to tell me that?!"
"Don't make that face, you were gonna train your ass off anyway. Right?" Apollo said with a really shiny smile. Naruto quickly looked away.
"Okay, okay. Just close your mouth, I don't wanna go blind again!"
Apollo lessened his smile. "Alrighty then." He put hand on Naruto's shoulder. "Breakfast then training!" And both were gone in a golden flash of light.
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Naruto blinked as he found himself in an area he was unfamiliar with. The it was entirely white. Nothing was there it was just empty white space. "What is this place?" He asked as he looked around.
"This my friend is my brother's training area." Naruto quickly moved and went for a punch to whoever answered his question. Apollo raised an eyebrow as he easily caught the fist in hand. "Wow, that...was slow!"
Naruto relaxed as he retracted his fist. "I know, this body feels so stiff." He said as he begun to punch and kick the air. He was currently moving fast but Naruto knew he was supposed to move faster. "I feel so slow..."
"Yeah and you look slow," Apollo said. "Anywho this training area can be whatever I want it to be. Like a forest." Suddenly the white empty space was now a large forest that went on for miles and miles. "It can also be a desert." The scenery changed from a forest to a desert.
Naruto looked around with wides. This was perfect for training. He could easily train in any weather conditions. It totally beats going around the world to train in exotic and dangerous places. "Okay I'm all fired up!" Naruto said with a grin. "When do we start?!"
"Just hold on a little will ya," Apollo muttered as typed on a phone that he got from God knows where. "I told you breakfast first, then training."
The two stayed silent before Naruto groaned and began doing push ups to pass the time.
"Hey bro?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm kinda going through...'tha faze'" Apollo said with a sheepish grin. 'Tha faze' as it were was when Apollo was finding it hard to find someone to date.
Normally Naruto wouldn't care for such but after a certain incident he learnt it was best to help out Apollo. Even if he didn't like it. He groaned as remembered the day not caring backfired on him.
(FLASHBACK...)
Naruto groaned as he was beaten again. "Damn it, its like you can see the future!" He said as threw the game controller away.
Apollo who seated next just chuckled. "Nah I'm just better than you," he smirked at the angry expression on Naruto's face. The two were currently at Naruto's old apartment playing video games. "Oh by the way I gave Annabeth that new laptop you said she wanted."
"Really!" Naruto's angry face turned into a big smile. "Thanks man I owe you big time!"
"It was nothing, really."
"She wanted the latest version and you got it for her. The least I could do is pay for it." Naruto said as went for his back pocket. "How much?"
"Dude I got this. My brother made it specifically for her. He went all out with this one." Apollo said. "I liked it so bad that had him make me one just like her's, though mine is solid gold."
"Cool. What colours is Annie's?"
"It's pink!"
Naruto gave Apollo a blank stare. "Of course, because Annabeth is the kind of girl that likes...pink." He said.
"Well she's seven isn't she..."
"Whatever, I'm going to check on her if you don't mind." Naruto said as he patted Apollo on the back. He stood up from his seat and made his way to his daughter's room. As he walked couldn't help but smile. Annabeth out of the blue wanted a laptop. He said he would get her one if she passed and was one of the top ten in her class. Of course this lighted a fire in the little girl and she went and became number one.
So being who he was, Naruto decided to get her the best of the best. He had asked Apollo for help and the blonde said he would hook her up with the latest version on the market. Though he needed to be sure if she liked it.
Reaching her room he gently opened the door. Unlike most girls Annabeth wasn't into the Barbie crap, she was more dignified than that. Even more so than him. He slowly entered the room, his eyes met the seven year old blonde who had her eyes and mouth wide open. Annabeth's eyes were wide as she stared at her New gold laptop.
Wait a minute. Gold laptop? Didn't Apollo say Annabeth's was pink. Naruto Made his way towards his little girl. He gently put a hand on her shoulder.
"Annie, what's wrong?" He asked as his blue eyes stared into her grey wide eyes. She looked at him and pointed at the laptop. Naruto's eyes went to the laptop and they widened in horror.
"WHAT THAAAA FUCK!"
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Apollo was so hooked into his game that he did not see the kick was aimed at his head. He was sent flying into the wall, crushing face first into it. He groaned as he slowly stood up, but before he could get to his feet he was suddenly hit with something hard at the back of his. The god held his head as he slowly stood up. Turned around and saw Naruto glaring at him. In the Blondie's hands was the solid gold laptop.
"Hey, what was that for you dumb blonde!" He yelled as he rubbed his already healing head. Who attacked people like that anyway. "And why do yohave my laptop?!"
"Oh, you mean the Laptop that you gave to my seven year old daughter." Yelled Naruto as he stomped to Apollo and grabbed him by his shirt. "That, mind you Is filled to the brim...WITH PORN!
Apollo's eyes widened. Shit, he must have mistakenly given Annabeth his laptop. "W-well things happen," he said as he nervously chuckled.
"T-things happen...THINGS HAPPEN?!" Naruto yelled in anger as he pushed Apollo away. "I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT SEX WAS TO SEVEN YEAR OLD. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WHY TWO GUYS WERE DOING IT!"
"Well..."
"THEN I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHY SOME OF THE WOMEN HAD DICKS!"
Apollo winced at that.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS EXPLAIN THE PROCESS OF TRANSGENDER SURGERY TO A SEVEN YEAR OLD!"
"How...how she take it?"
"SHE...actually took it in pretty well." Naruto gained a thoughtful look as he said that. "But that's not the point, your weird porno made her start asking questions. I had to explain, homosexuality, what BBC means, and don't get me started on the difference between Shemales and Futanari!"
"It wasn't that bad..."
Naruto gave Apollo a blank stare. "I had to explain the 'white' stuff coming out of the guy's 'thing' and why the girl was putting it her mouth. And all the while she stared at me with big eyes and a notepad in her hands!"
"W-well I'm sorry, it's just that I have been having trouble with...dating lately." Apollo said as he looked down in shame.
"And you think chicks with DICKS will help with that?"
"No but it helps through the night's..."
"I bet it does..."
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The two stayed silent for awhile. "You know if you need a wingman I'm up for it," Naruto said as put hand on Apollo's shoulder.
"Really?"
"Sure man why not..." Naruto said sweetly as his grip on Apollo tightened painfully. "Just after the ass kicking I'm gonna give ya."
The two would the go out to club were Naruto acted as a wing man.
(FLASHBACK END...)
Naruto who was now doing push ups spoke. "If you're a god then how the hell did find trouble dating. Can't you just...charm her or something."
Apollo gained a thoughtful look. "I can, but were is the fun in that!" He said with shiny smile that blinded Naruto.
"I'M BLIND!" Naruto stopped his exercises in favour of rubbing his eyes.
There was a flash of light (not that Naruto could) and a god appeared besides Apollo.
"For the God of speed you sure took your time," Apollo said as his fellow God sighed.
"Hey don't blame me. It's his mother that kept me," he said as pointed at Naruto who was rubbing his eyes. "She wouldn't shut up about cereal."
"W-what's going on, I hear voices!"
"Blinded him, huh?"
"It's not like I did it deliberately. Besides he'll pull a captain man in two seconds," Apollo said. And true to his worlds Naruto struck a pose with hands at waist.
"I'm okay!"
"Told ya."
Spotting someone next Apollo, Naruto decided to be polite. "Hi there!" He greeted.
"Naruto meet Hermes, Hermes meet Naruto."
"Yo!"
Naruto gave Hermes a blank stare. The god had black hair, blues, wearing a brown shirt with white cargo shorts...
"Nice shorts..." Naruto said. Then it clicked. He pointed a shaky finger at Harmed. "Say, ain't you the...The..."
Apollo was now snickering.
"The father of chicks with dicks?"
Apollo's snickering turned into full blown laughter.
"It's actually Her-"
"Guys with tits?" Naruto interrupted.
"No its-" Hermes tried again but he was once more interrupted.
"Shemales?"
WHAT-no it's-'
"Oh no ones says she male any more. So it must be the Transgenders!"
Hermes gave Naruto a blank look. "I can see why you two are friends..."
"Don't be like that, his just messing with you." Apollo said as he laughed.
"Dicks aside, you guys have mail." Hermes said as a bowl of hot steaming cereal appeared in his hands. "For one Naruto uzumaki here is a bowl of cereal from your mother." Naruto quickly grabbed it from the messager god.
He always wondered what cereal made by his mother would taste like...
Now all he needed was a spoon.
like magic a golden spoon fell from the sky and land in the bowl. Naruto should have questioned were the gold spoon came from but as the saying goes "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
He slowly scoped up the cereal and put some in his mouth.
It...
Was...
A...
Amazing!
Naruto fell to his knees. A crazed look in his eyes as stared up at the sky. His hands quickly went to the air as Naruto opened his mouth.
No mere words could describe what Naruto was feeling right now. The pleasure a single spoon brought him was enough to strike this joy into him, just he imagine him after finishing it. The bowl that was gone appeared in his raised hands.
"This...is...HARMONYYY!" Naruto screamed as loud as he could. His body begun making weird movements, tears and drool came out of his eyes and mouth respectively. Not even sex could be as sweet as this one bowl.
"HARMONY!"
Hermes had a frown on his face as stared at the blonde demigod who looked like he was having an orgasm. "What the hell is in that cereal..."
"Best not to question it..."
"HARMONY!"
"You saw what he did with the spoon right?"
"HARMONY!"
"Its best not question it..."
"How is he moving without spilling any of the cereal!?"
"HARMONY!"
"It's best not to question it..." Apollo said as looked at Naruto. He doubt Naruto even knew what he just did. The golden spoon had fallen out of a golden ripple that had formed just above his head. It seemed his blonde friend had some sort of power inside him. They waited for about an hour before Naruto yelled out one last HARMONY before passing out.
"That was...Weired." Hermes said. "I'm out, peace!" And god of speed flashed out.
Apollo stared at Naruto who had a smile on his face as he snored loudly. "Things just got interesting..."
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Naruto woke up with a grin after having an amazing dream about him a big breasted blonde woman with brown eyes and a gem on Her forehead. Slowly he stood up from the hard ground. He spotted Apollo playing with his phone. "How long was I out?"
Apollo stopped his playing and turned to him. "A couple of hours," the god said as he threw away the phone. "Alright lets get some training done!"
"Right!" Naruto said as he stretched a bit. The whole monsters and gods thing was a game changer. He needed to be strong, even to the point he can match a god. For her. He can do anything, became anyone. Even if it means becoming a god. "Let's do this!"
Apollo nodded dispersed from his spot, only to appear in front of Naruto with a kick aimed at the blondes head. Naruto quickly ducked. Apollo vanished in mid air and appeard behind Naruto, he then grabbed Naruto at his collar. He then proceeded to throw the blonde as hard as he could into a mountain.
Naruto found himself embeded into the face of the mountain. Before he could move Apollo slammed into him at high speeds. Shattering the mountain to nothing but rubble.
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Naruto groaned in pain as his broken bones healed. Apollo really went all out didn't he. He grunted as he tried to sit up but failed. All he could do now was lay on his back.
"Stop whining like a baby," Apollo said as he limped towards Naruto. "After an hour of ass kicking your speed came back. Hell I think you got faster all I could see was a yellow flash!"
"Yeah...well?" His body hurt like hell, but it was all worth it in the end. "Next time...I meet that bullman I'll be faster!"
"Okay now all we need is knowledge."
"Yeah...because knowledge is power."
Apollo nodded and smiled his shiny smile. Naruto was momentarily blinded. With a snap of his fingers Naruto was gone from the area. "H-he got me good..." The god then fell face first. "FUCK..."
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Athena goddess of wisdom sighed as she heard an explosion go off in her library. She quickly walked to were she heard it. She was honestly surprised to see her ex-boyfriend buried under a pile of books.
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The silence was awkward to say the least. A shirtless Naruto was seated while the goddess of wisdom tended to his already healing wounds. He could feel her soft delicate hands on his back as she applied medicine. Her hands then went to his tense shoulders. Naruto resisted the edge moan as her hands caressed his shoulders. He took in a deep breath and asked. "W-what we had, was it a lie?"
He felt her hands freeze as she sighed. "Ruto when I first met you, your were a mystery. You were playful yet managed to pass all my exams and texts with flying colours." She continued to move her hands. "I honestly thought you were cheating all something. Until that day I saw you flirting with the librarian. You managed to convince her to give you the keys so you could pull an all nighter for the exam you had the next day."
Naruto chuckled at that. "Yeah...I really wanted to impress you," he said.
"And somehow you did. In you own way you managed to charm me into giving you our beautiful smart daughter." Athena said as her hands travelled to his chest. "She is quite the strategists."
"Yeah...little Annie gets all that from you. She's beautiful and like her mother."
"Yes that is true but she also gets it from Nathaniel Wilson."
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Athena felt Naruto tense up. To be honest it took a while but she found out the truth about Naruto Uzumaki. Nathaniel Wilson was the second greatest mercenary the world had ever seen. He was the one governments sent to assassinate terrorist and whoever posed a threat to humanity. And according to what she found he was good at his job. He was a good strategist and he easily predicted the outcome of a battle. Not to forget the videos she saw of him getting blown to pieces only to shrug it off and continue fighting!
Athena had seen most of the capture the flag matches. She had seen the look that Annabeth gained as she strategies. The same look Naruto had when he hunted down those girls back then. If Annabeth ever became as cunning and ruthless as Nathaniel combined with The wisdom of Athena she would be unstoppable!
And lets not forget his physical fitness and well as near immortality...
She heard the blonde sigh. "Thats why I don't want Annabeth to,know about him-me. Nathaniel killed for money and because he didn't have anything better to do. He killed cause his life had no meaning. That is, until you gave him his beautiful little daughter. That is why no matter what happens you will always be in my heart." He slowly stood up and turned to Athena and looked her in the eye. "I have and will always love you..."
"Naruto..."Athena looked away. "We don't match, the last time we saw each other we argued about what to name our daughter."
"Yeah we did...but for me it was worth it." Athena looked at him in shock. "When we argued you glared at me. When you raised a valid point you smirked at me. At the end you won you smiled at me. That was all I wanted...to see you one last time." He said as he took a step closer to her.
"Naruto...I, we can't! It's too late for us." Athena said as she tried to move away but Naruto quickly put his arms around her waist, stopping her. "What are you do-"
"No!" He looked at her with determination. "For the longest time I thought you didn't love me. That it was just a fling. But now I know you fill something for me! I won't make the same mistake!" He said as he moved her body forward close to his.
"Naruto get your hands off me or else I'll cut them off!"
"Then I'll just grow new ones!"
"L-let go!"
"Never!"
This went on for awhile with Naruto not backing down. No matter what she tried the goddess of war could break free. Somewhere she just knew Minerva was laughing at her. If that one could even laugh. Eventually she gave up and relaxed in his hold.
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"I swear, I will cut off your arm."
"I'll grow a new one..."
"I-i...hate you," Athena swallowed the moan that tried to escape her mouth. Naruto had his arms around her waist. He was slowly kissing her neck, making his way up. "Don't...we can't."
"I...always thought this kind of thing would offend you. But from the way you're blushing gold I can tell your into it." he whispered seductively in her ear. "Just let go..."
Athena bit her lip hard as he bited her earlobe. This was a first for her. Most people, including her thought she wouldn't be into physical contact. But with how she was blushing gold like a school girl(with gold blood) it was clear she was way into it.
"Ruto...let's stop before-"
"-Before you let go." Naruto finished as he as his hands travelled from the small of her back to her covered buttocks. "For me just let go."
He gently gave her ass a squeeze, making the goddess squeak.
"Pretty please."
"N-No!"
"With a cherry on top." he kissed her cheek, then he was about to kiss her lips but he suddenly stopped.
Athena, who closed her eyes waited. But nothing happened. She cracked one open and saw the blonde walking away.
"Do you have anything on Demeter?" Naruto asked. He had his back turned so Athena couldn't see his smirk or his red eyes. "It's kind of embarrassing I know little about my own mother."
"..."
"Athena?"
"Wha...or, r-right this way." she said as quickly turned and begun walking in the direction of the library that held all information on Demeter. As she walked she glanced back at Naruto he had smirk on his face. He didn't even notice her looking at him, his eyes were preoccupied. To be blunt he was starring at her ASS. "We are here."
Naruto nodded a thanks and quickly grabbed the first book. To be honset she wasn't surprised when he took a seat on the floor, legs crossed and begun reading the book. She watched him for a while, his focused look turning into a big smile.
"I have a big sister!" he exclaimed with a fist pump. He glanced at Athena. "What is she like?"
At that moment an image of Persephone smirking at a cowering Hades came to Athena's mind.
"She like..."
An image of Demeter smirking at a cowering Hades came to mind.
"Your mother..." Athena said bluntly. To be honest Demeter, Persephone and Naruto were all alike. She could see it. Her uncle cowering away from three smirking demons. "And you..."
Naruto nodded and continued reading.
Athena continued starring at Naruto as he read. Of course she would answer a few questions he threw at her. She was waiting for his reaction once he reached a certain point in the history of goddess Demeter.
Naruto who was reading with a smile on his face suddenly frowned. After a few seconds he outright throw the book.
"WHAT THA FUCK!"
Athena smirked slightly. Poseidon was going to get himself a new asshole.
"Whoever this Poseidon guy is? I'm gonna kill him!" Naruto said in pure rage, his mind already coming up with ideas and plans of revenge.
Athena sighed as she got up from the floor. "He is a god and you are but a demigod. It would be like putting a fox against a dragon." she said.
"Oh but if the fox has nine tails..." Naruto mumbled under his breath. "Anyway if I'm to protect Annabeth and get revenge I need to be stronger than a god..." he paused for a moment as he closed his eyes. "I need to be..." the his eyes snapped open, Showing red.
"A king."
A king...
Athena was more surprised at the statement rather then the ruby red eyes. A king? Kings were weaker than gods by far. So why would he...
She looked at him and her eyes met his. His red eyes, they held a certain boredom. He took a step forward.
"Athena be my queen," he said as he smirked at her.
Queen? Why be a queen when you can be a goddess. Why be a king when you can be a god!
"I refuse," Athena said. "A queen is far weaker than a goddess. And choose not to be weak!"
His smirk turned frown for a moment before he smiled. "I see, it would speed up things if you were my queen. Fine I accept your refusal, so no takebacks!" he said.
"Why king?" Athena asked her gaze fixed on him. "Why not god or Titan?"
Naruto looked thoughtful for a moment. "Simple really, gods are restricted while kings are not. You have a god of air, a god the sea and a god of death. Yet a god of the air cannot have the sea and the power over death." Naruto paused as he smirked. "A king on the other hand is a conqueror! He can have all that he wants the hard way. Rather than simply being born into it, he can shape or change his very Destiny. A god CANNOT do that. They are to remain as they are for the rest of eternity. A king is able to change all!"
Athena stayed silent, trying to think of a compelling argument. She found none. He was right. Naruto was right. The Olympians would for ever remain as they are...
"So...what is your plan?" Athena asked.
Naruto looked her right the eye. "Why would I tell you?" asked with a smirk. "I asked you to be my queen, did I not?"
Athena raised an eyebrow. "I thought we were going to give us a chance?"
"Yes I love you but you refused to be my queen. As a man who loves you I shall respect your decision!" Naruto said. "Now if you excuse me I have things to read."
Just like that Naruto walked to a different part of the library. Athena thought things through. Being a goddess of war in world that was for the most part at peace, was kinda boring. Each god was given his own domain by birthright. But a king, he has to fight, he has to endure!
"I've read up on Demeter," Naruto said as he walked towards Athena. "But I can't seem to find out why She turned me younger?"
At hearing that Athena just sweat dropped. "Your mother said she wanted to make up for not raising you. So in her great wisdom she decided to turn you younger." the goddess said blankly. "She would've turned you into an infant had Artemis and I not stopped her."
"That...is totally justified!"
"No it is not..."
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After a few hours Naruto was all caught on Greek mythology.
"Sooo...this is goodbye?" Naruto asked.
"I guess so," Athena said as she looked away. "You said...you wanted to be king rather than god. So you plan on overthrowing my father?"
"Thinking big is good, " Naruto said with a smirk. "But starting small is best."
Athena smirked. "Spoken like a true king."
"Just you wait," Naruto said with grin. "The golden king will leave his mark!"
With that said Athena teleported Naruto to camp half blood.
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Naruto landed with a thud just outside the Demeter cabin. He groaned as he slowly got up. Today was an eventful day for the blonde. He then began walking around camp. As he walked he thought things through. After reading those books he got a pretty good idea on what to do. Olympus was huge. And powerful beings resided there. He needed an inside man. Someone he could trust. He needed a friend inside enemy territory. Apollo was there but he needed someone else. He spotted Mr D drinking his diet cola. The god let out a heavy sigh. Naruto nodded to himself, now was the time.
"Yo D!" Naruto said as walked towards the god. "Hows life?" the blonde toke a seat at the picnic table.
"What do you care?" The god said as he toke a sip of his cola.
"I was catching up on some Greek mythology and I noticed your unfair predicament. " Naruto said in mock sadness. "To not be able to drink wine or any alcohol is...really a terrible thing."
"Yeah so?"
"What if I told you I found a loophole."
Mr D who was drinking his soda did a spit take. "WHAT!"
"keep it down we don't want anyone to know." Naruto whispered. "I just need you to do something for me."
The god of wine nodded. "What is it?"
"We'll dicuss that later, right now I need a Phone."
The wine god nodded, and in a flash of purple a phone appeared in his hand. He quickly handed it to the blonde who nodded a thanks. "You can use it out side of camp."
"Thanks you won't regret this!" Naruto said with a grin. "Give me an hour!" with that Naruto ran off to half-blood hill.
Mr D sighed and conjured up another soda. He really wanted to see whatWhat was the blonde was up to. The punishment had no loopholes whatsoever. "This might be interesting..."
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After making his call, Naruto waited one hour before a white van passed by half blood hill. The van opened and a bearded man man with puffy red eyes came out. He was dressed in a multicolored Shirt and green shots.
"Oh hey ruto didn't know you were a demigod..." the man said as he handed Naruto a black bag pack. "It's been so long..."
"Randy," Naruto said with a nod. Randy was a friend of Naruto from Harvard. When Nathaniel changed his name to Naruto he also decided to do most of the things Nathaniel would never do. Smoke weed. Randy was the guy that hooked him first it was fun but when he started going out with Athena he quiet. He got the backpack and waved good by as his old friend got into the van and drove off like a maniac.
Naruto grined as walked back to camp. His plan was now in motion, he needed to protect Annabeth. Not just from the monsters but the cruel world itself. For that he needed to raise above all, he needed to be
King...
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Mr D sighed as saw Naruto approach him. The blonde had a goofy grin, in his hands was a backpack.
"Yo D!" the blonde called out as he took a seat at the table. "I got the goods."
"Is that so..." the god said as he took a sip from his soda.
"But in return I want something."
Mr D smiled in amusement. "Oh, and what is that?"
"Information." Naruto said.
"About what?"
"Don't worry," Naruto said as he put his backpack on the table. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Now have some of this!" Naruto opened the bag and spilled out the contents.
Mr D raised an eyebrow. "What's all this?" he asked. Just what was the blonde up to?
"Drugs!"
"Drugs?"
"Correct my friend. You can't drink wine or ultimately get drunk but getting high is pretty much the next best thing." Naruto said with a smirk. "Try it!"
Mr D stared at Naruto like he had just grown a second head. "Sorry but I don't think this will work on me. " he said with huff.
"try it!"
"No."
"come on," Naruto said as picked up cocaine wrapped in a see through plastic. "You Chicken or something?"
"No I'm a god your human drugs won't affect me." the wine god said.
"Fine then," Naruto said with a smirk. "Let's test that Theory?"
Mr D stared at the variety of drugs before him. It couldn't hurt to try this, plus it won't work. He stared at the smirking blonde, then back to the drugs. And so in his great wisdom, the wine god picked up a random drug.
It probably won't even work...
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(Two hours later...
"BY ZEUS THIS SHIT WORKS!" Mr D yelled. The god had a crazed look in his eyes and the facial hair under his nose was covered with white powder. "I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!"
(A/N: I don't support the use of drugs unless of course it's for medicinal purposes. Cocaine and other illegal drugs are bad and will try to kill you. And if you almost died doing drugs, don't go back bro. Because what don't kill you now, will try again later!)
"I know right," said with grin. The blonde left drugs and instead opted for wine. "Way better than getting drunk."
The two continued whatever it was they were doing for a few hours.
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Annabeth was in a grumpy mood today. Today, Percy had woken up and she was tasked to show him around. To her it was obvious who he was the moment she saw him. After all, she had seen Poseidon up close. That very night she had already put a plan in motion, but it was put on holt when her father showed up. Now it was back on. While showing Percy around, he ended up in a fight with Clarisse near the bathrooms. Add that to Percy being his fathers son and you get everyone around getting wet to the bone. So after getting changed she went in search of her father. He was not seen the whole day and she was getting a bit worried. So Annabeth checked his Cabin but he wasn't there. In her searching she heard shouting coming from the big house. And so she headed straight for it...
Only to find a sight that would forever haunt her...
It was her daddy seated on a chair, it looked like he was about to get a haircut from Mr D. Said god was holding a pair of scissor. But that wasn't the scary part. No. It seems her father har decided to gave mr D a haircut first. The end result was a BOLD Mr D who had some kind of white powder under his nose.
Annabeth panicked. She couldn't let her father cut his beautiful mane of blonde hair! No! Quickly she took out her trusty dagger and threw as hard as she could. The dagger hit home stabbing Mr D.
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Naruto who was 'bonding' with Mr D heard a yelp and turned his head slightly. The two decided to give each other haircuts. MR D had decided on a classic Lex Luther, while he wanted something close to a super saiyan. Was it a good idea to have a high as fuck god give you a haircut?
No, Yes?
Who knows...
There standing with a look of horror on her face was his one and only little girl...
FUCK!
He couldn't let her see the drugs! Quickly he ran towards her. Reaching her in less than a second.
"Hi Annie!" he said with nervous grin. "What's up!"
The girl blinked as she stared at him. "H-how...did you..." the girl tried to say. Annabeth shook her head. "Never mind, just what where you about to do!?"
"I was getting a haircut!"
Annabeth looked pissed. "From him!" she pointed at a bold Mr D who looked like he was catching butterflies that went there. "Unacceptable!" she pulled him by his collar and began to walk towards the cabins.
"H-hey let go!" Naruto said as tried to get out of the blonde girls grip. He failed miserably. "Where are you taking me!"
"If you want a haircut," she turned and looked him in the eye. "I'll give you one."
"You have you mother's freakish strength! Ease up!"
"We will go to the best of the best for a haircut." Annabeth said as she made a turn. A pink cabin came into view. "We're here." she then let him go.
Naruto stumbled a bit as he came face to face with pink cabin. The Aphrodite cabin. "Umm, what's going on?"
"You just stay there!" Annabeth said to him with a glare. She then proceed to walk over to the door and knock.
Naruto just quietly watched. His daughter was scary. "I wonder where she gets it..."
A few seconds later the door opened and one the prettiest girls with raven black hair on camp walked out.
"Perhaps I've stayed around a bunch of brats for so long, " Naruto said to himself as stared at the teenager. "I'm becoming a lolicon."
I think the term is pedophilia...
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"Father this is Silena Beauregard she's a friend," Annabeth said as nodded towards the raven haired girl. "If you want a haircut she'll give you one."
The girl next to Annabeth smiled. "Hi," she said as she offered a hand to him.
Naruto grinned. "Hey beautiful," Naruto said as he held the offered hand. "It's nice to met you." he then gently brought her hand to his lips and kissed it.
"T-the pleasure is all mine," Silena said as she looked at Naruto.
"Well if you two are done with flirting I will be off then." Annabeth said as she began to walk off. "I leave him in you hands!"
silena nodded. "Don't worry we'll do a good job!" silena said as she waved goodbye.
"We?" Naruto asked as he looked at the Silena. Said girl had a smirk as she looked him. "SISTERS LOOK WHO PAID A VIST!"
As soon as Silena said that the door burst open. And before Naruto could react he was suddenly grabbed and yanked into the the Aphrodite cabin.
Never to be seen again...
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Annabeth was tapping her foot impatiently as she waited for her father. The blonde demigod was currently at the training grounds watching Percy get his ass kicked by Luke.
Luke...
Luke...
No! Bad! Bad Annabeth! Bad!
With a sigh she watched as Luke showed Percy a move. In her head the daughter of wisdom was coming up with a plan. She needed to get the quest that was to be given soon.
She was interrupted from her planing by the sounds of gasps and longing sighs. Turning her head Annabeth Was met with a sight that made her blush. There her father was, he looked different. His hair that was once spiked everywhere was now spiked upwards much like a blazing flame.
Naruto was tired. How the hell did those little girls have so much stamina! They kept on going for hours and hours! But he still came out on top though. After that he went back to the big house where a bold Mr D was out cold. Quickly Naruto went to work and picked up the drugs that had been scatterd. The backpack Randy had given him had come with drugs as well as a two silver pistols that were filled with rubber billets. The blonde packed everything making sure none was left. He glanced at Mr D, the wine god was still out cold. With a sigh Naruto made his way to where he saw the training grounds. As he walked the blonde got many looks mostly from the girls. Was this five hour haircut the girls gave him really that good? He hadn't seen it yet, as soon as they were done he had run out of the cabin. He just can't sit still damn it!
At training grounds he found Percy getting his ass handed to him. Luke was good with a sword huh? Well Naruto was sure he was better. He spotted Annabeth leaning against a wall, he was about to call her name when she turned around and stared at him with wide eyes.
"Dad..." Annabeth said. "N-nice...haircut!"
"Naruto smiled. "You like it?" he asked.
The girl nodded. "Yes...very much." she said with her own smile.
"So what's going on here?" Naruto said as he watched Sally's kid pull a move on Luke. Kid was a fast learner. He reminded him of himself. He along with Annabeth slowly walked towards the two boys.
Luke spotted the two first. "Hey! " he said as waved at them. "Mr Naruto up for some training?"
"Nah, I'm pretty sure I would kick your ass." Naruto said a bit arrogantly as he stopped infront of the two. His eyes then fell on Percy. "How you holding up kid?"
"Umm...who are you?" Percy asked as he tried to think of where he had seen the man before him. "And why do you look so familiar?"
"Wow you don't recognize the man your mother's having an affair with?" Naruto said with smirk.
Percy looked closely. "Oh...YOU!" he exclaimed. "I thought you died." he sighed in relief.
"Yeah, anywho thanks for dragging my half dead ass to this place. " Naruto said with grin. His eyes the turned to Luke. More specifically the sword he was holding. "Swords huh?"
"You say it like it's a bad thing." Luke said with a small frown.
"It just that swords are like so...out of fashion." Naruto said with an arrogant smirk. "Why not use something with a bit more of a bang. "
Luke narrowed his eyes. "So what you're saying is that in this day and age swords are useless?" he asked.
"You got it in one!" Naruto said his smirk ever present. "But it all depends on who is using the sword. "
"Wanna prove that theory?" Luke asked with a smirk. "On the battlefield."
"Can I use anything?" Naruto asked as his smirk got even bigger. "Or are we limted to your mediocre old age weapon?"
"Will go on you terms then," Luke said as he took a few steps back to give Naruto space.
"Dad don't do this Luke is the greatest swords men three hundred years!" Annabeth spoke up as she walked towards him.
At this Naruto just burst out laughing. He laughed so hard that he fell down on the floor and passed out.
"Soooo..." Luke stood there, waiting. "I...win?"
"I guess so-" Percy never got to finish his statement. Just then Naruto's hand suddenly shot up. In its grasp was silver coloured pistol. Before anyone could react, loud bang rang throughout.
BANG!
And Luke suddenly found himself on the ground. His world having blackened before he even hit said ground.
Everyone stared wide eyed. Before...
"OMG HE KILLED THE SECOND HOTTEST GUY ON CAMP!"
a daughter of Aphrodite screamed as she fainted out of shock.
Surprisingly Naruto was still out called...
"Soooo..."Percy rubbed the back of his head. "Who won?"
Annabeth just shrugged her shoulders.
END CHAPTER
A/N: Well...that happened. I know what you are thinking, it's a piss of shit chapter.
I was writing this as well as Point break and Born and raised in Arkham at the same time.
Sooo...
I kinda fucked up. You see while writing I mixed up point break with I will protect and well...
I felt Lazy erasing everything and so this...happened.
So I hope you forgive me for that.
Anywho this chapter is me showing Naruto's Gilgamesh side. I mean why wait for when they go to the Roman camp!
So yeah...
And The Athena thing was just so you guys forget what did...
And let's be honest, how can you protect someone when you're weak as shit. Thats why a king is better than a god. I'm pretty sure Zeus can't be god of the sea. Maybe Hades and Poseidon can take Zeus's crown but he will technically still be god of the sky and lightning bolts.
So that's why king is way better...
Again so sorry for the mistake but hey, life gives you lemons make put them in a chapter...
This is chris from Zambia saying...
Traps are gay...
Thats all I got...
Anywho, bye bye!