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Hello, it is time! I know I'm very late but I can explain! You see, I've been reading up on The Greek gods and I must say. They are powerful! like holy shit did you know Ares can stop time?? No, he can't actually but maybe? shits a bit unclear.Anywho enjoy and see you at the bottom, in no time.
Start
"Country road, take me home. To the place I belong~" Naruto sung.
Two days on a train Annabeth had had enough. Of What? One might ask. Well...
"West Virginia~" Hela finished as she smiled at Naruto.
Hela and her father had gotten extremely close, to the point everyone on the train thought they were dating. The two didn't even deny it! As Annabeth glared at Hela she was at least reassured that only Hela was her rival.
Elsewhere...
"Zoe I know I'm asking too much of you but-"
"I'll do it!" Zoe answered with conviction in her voice.
Artemis smiled at her best friend/second in command. She had asked one thing of her and that was to keep an eye on a certain blonde. "One more thing, be sure to mention that I...I miss him. But make it subtle." She said nervously. "I'm not sure what Hera and Demeter are planning but we must act now."
"Yes, we;" Zoe muttered with an eye roll. "Don't worry I'll be sure to drop hints of how your feet are still the same size!"
"For the last time, they are not big they are a regular size for a female!" Artemis screeched as Zoe laughed.
"I said nothing of them being big, you jumped to that conclusion," Zoe said as she laughed at the look of rage on Artemis's face.
The Goddess gave Zoe a blank look before snapping her fingers. A black hooded cloak appeared around Zoe. "Just be on your way!"
"Yes of course," Zoe turned around and begun walking away. "My lady big feet!"
"Why you..."
Zoe had already vanished before Artemis could pounce.
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Suddenly Naruto paused in his singing. His eyes widened before they narrowed. He suddenly turned to Hera, who instantly stopped sing.
"What's wrong," she asked as Naruto continued to stare at her.
"I said, I would spank whoever looked back," Naruto said as Hela's eyes widened. "You looked back."
"wait but that was before you said that!" Hela yelled as she slowly stood up.
"I'm a man of my word Hela," Naruto said as he too stood up. "Now we do this the easy way or the hard way."
Annabeth just sighed to herself. "Guys let's go..." She said. Annabeth got off her bed(?) and headed to the door. "Trust me on this, it's about to get weird." The boys now knowing that weird and Naruto are The best of friends decided to follow the wise girl.
"W-wait kids!" Hela called as the demigods left. "D-don't Go!"
"Now then," Naruto said as he approached Hela. "Shall we begin?"
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An hour later, the train arrived at St Louis, in Amtack.
"So now what," Percy asked as Grover shrugged his shoulders.
"We should probably tell father that we've arrived," Annabeth said as a loud moan rang throughout the train. "On second thought..."
The trio slowly walked out along with The other passengers.
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"Ahhh~" with every smack, Hela felt heaven. Every time his hand made contact with her butt, electricity would run through her body.
"Is it just me or is your butt bigger?" Naruto asked her.
"NooOOOO~" Naruto decided to smack her as she answered. But that wasn't the truth.
Hela was spread over Naruto's lap as he spanked her. And she was secretly using her powers to make her butt look bigger.
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Zoe stared at the scene before her with shock before it went away upon remembering that this was Naruto. Weird Just followed him around.
As if sensing her, Naruto turned away from the girl he was spanking and his eyes met hers.
"Hey..." With that she ran.
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"Zoe!" Naruto pushed Hela off him and bolted after the running girl. Hela still in a state of euphoria stayed on the floor. By now the train had emptied so it was easy to chase the cloaked girl but when Zoe got off the train. Shit got real.
"Zoe wait!" Naruto yelled as he tried to move through the people without hurting them. Zoe on the other hand seemed to not care who was in her way. Well she went easy on the females at least.
"Hey watch it ass hole!" A man yelled as Naruto passed him by. The blonde stopped his running, turned back and punched the poor guy in the nose. Breaking it. Naruto then went back to chasing Zoe. The Hunter made her way out of the station and into a main road. The girl easily leaped over the cars and ran into an alley way. Naruto followed her.
"Alright Zoe," Naruto said as he stared at the girl with her back against the wall. "Enough running, I know it's you."
The girl slowly took off the hood of her cloak. "Naruto," she said with a small smile. "it's been a while."
"That is true, Zoe the immortal Hunter and the moon Goddess's second in command." Naruto said though his tone sounded somewhat bitter. At his tone Zoe frowned.
"You're upset," she simply said. "I'm sorry I lied to you for so long."
"You know, I can take you lying to me for over a decade." Naruto said, his face blank as his blue eyes bore into Zoe. "But you left..."
"And you didn't want me." Zoe quickly came to her defence. "You chose her over me and...I was bitter about it!"
"You...my best friend suddenly disappeared, for years I searched. And for years I blamed my self! That I drove you away!" Naruto's eyes had now turned red. "All you had to do was say goodbye!"
"I knew if I said goodbye you would have convinced me to stay!" Zoe said as she gained tears in her eyes. "I knew you would find a to make me stay a-and I would regret it."
"But what if you didn't? What if we had the best life together, travelling the world and going places." Naruto said, his tone calming down. "We could've had the best life you and me."
"I...know And it hurts thinking that. it hurts knowing I would live my sisters and go be with a man who doesn't even love me!"
"That's where you're wrong..."Naruto said lowly. "Do you know how hard it is to love two people at the same time? For the longest time, I wanted to be with you, to tell you how I felt! B-but I also had feelings for Artemis and I couldn't choose between you two. So in my head, I thought 'hey let them decided if one of them confessed first then she's the one'. And Artemis did."
Zoe looked shocked by this." I...I had no idea you...you were in love with me?" she asked.
"I was..." Naruto gave a small smile. Zoe took a few steps until she was in front of him. she looked up and their eyes met. "I still am..." With that Zoe crushed into Naruto as he gently wrapped his hands around her.
"I...I should have read the signs." Zoe muttered. Her face pressed into his chest.
Naruto gave a small laugh. "Yeah you should have, we hugged and groped each other a lot."
"Plus the time we-"
"Stop!" Zoe yelled as she tightened the hug. "We swore we wouldn't talk about that night.!"
"Fine," Naruto muttered. "Let's go gave have some lunch."
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"Only you would charm a waitress into serving you cereal at a fast-food restaurant," Zoe said with a smile as she watched Naruto eat.
"Honestly it felt like years since I had The food of the goods." The blonde said happily.
For Zoe, it felt like a long time since she heard a cereal related joke from Naruto.
"So...hows Lady Artemis," Naruto muttered and Zoe felt herself freeze. She didn't want to have this conversation, knowing once e Artemis was mentioned She would be able to hear them.
"She...uh still has big feet?" She winced at the blank look Naruto gave her.
"Well, I see you don't wanna talk about that," Naruto said as she nodded meekly. "I still can't believe the goddess of childbirth failed to change a pair of a dirty diaper," he said as Zoe burst out laughing.
"Those were the days..." Zoe sighed fondly. "How is little Annie?"
"Oh, she's fine. She went out with Grover and Percy." Naruto said as ate a spoonful of cereal. "And how are the girls?"
"They are fine and miss you and Annie. You guys always made things fun!" Zoe giggled as she remembered the good old days. "So who's the girl you were spanking? And should I be jealous?"
"Oh, Hela? She's a spy...I think." Naruto blinked as if remembering something. "We should probably go find the others," he said as he stood up. "That is...if you wanna join us." He held out his hand as Zoe looked at it.
"Yes," Grabbed his offered hand with all her might and all her being. "For you, it will always be yes."
"Zoe ease up you're crushing my hand!"
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An hour later, Naruto and Zoe were waiting by the train as the trio of...teens appeared. Annabeth, Grover and Percy looked a bit tired But Overall was fine.
"Hey, guys look who-"
"Santa Monica..." Annabeth said tiredly.
"...what?" Naruto asked confused.
"We are going to Santa Monica."
"Okay so we are taking a pit stop we should probably tell camp," Zoe said as the three teens turned to her. Recognition shined in Annabeth and Grover's eyes while Percy looked confused. "Hey guys, it's been a while!"
"Aunt Zoe?" Annabeth asked in shock before she turned to her father and gave him a blank look. "Of course, why am I not surprised."
"What?! I had nothing to do with this!" Naruto yelled as his daughter glared at him. "Zoe tell her!"
"I'm here because of you Naruto,"
"OH NO! Zoe why did you lie!"
"It's the truth!"
"Whatever just get on the train!"
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The trip to Denver was shorter than the trip to St Louis in Annabeth's opinion. When they had got on the train the found Hela missing and any search conducted was fruitless. So they just...let her be. Once they reached Denver the team decided they should contact camp before going to eat. And the hunt was on for a car wash.
"Why is it so hot here!" Percy whined liked the bitch he is.
"And dry!" Grover panted. Even Annabeth was working up a sweat, only Naruto and Zoe seemed unaffected.
"How the Hades are you two, not sweating!?" Annabeth frantically pointed at the smiling two.
"I've been to the hottest places in the world." Zoe shrugged nonchalantly.
"Me
and the boys once went on a trip to Egypt to kill a gay vampire with our ghosts," Naruto said with a smile. "True story."
"...why I did even bother," Annabeth growled as her father just shrugged. Half an hour later and they found a car wash. "Okay Grover comes with me, you guys stay here." With that Annabeth and Grover went to the do it yourself car wash.
"Lets ah...all pretend we know how Annabeth and Grover are gonna call camp," Percy said nervously.
Zoe sighed as Naruto laughed. "The fuck were you doing at camp? Apart from swinging that sword of yours, that is."
"IM-ing or Iris-messaging," Zoe said as Percy listened closely. "The rainbow goddess Iris carries messages for the gods. That it is if you ask nicely or she's not busy. She can be a real bitch sometimes."
"And how...is she like summoned?"
"Rainbow, with a Rainbow and you need water to make one so..."
"Ohhh I think I get it!"
"You think?"
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Later the team stopped by a truck stop diner. The group of five shared to small tables. The three kids sat together while Naruto and Zoe shared the other table.
"Alright kids, foods on me!" said as he pulled out a black card. "Get whatever's on the menu."
"Really?!" Grover and Percy said with wide eyes.
"Yeah, I'm Joester rich," Naruto said with a smirk. After a few minutes, a waitress walked over with a notepad and pen in hand.
"Can I take your orders?" She said as the group nodded. She motioned for Naruto to start.
"I will have cer-" The rest of what Naruto said was drowned out by the sudden appearance of a loud engine. The blonde didn't care and continued speaking despite the noise. Everyone in the diner looked out the window to see a giant motorcycle that looked more or less like a tank appear in the parking lot. Its owner was just as big and intimidating as his bike. The big man then made his way into the diner. "- did you get all that."
"S-sorry sir, could ya please say that again?" The waitress asked, a bit tense from the scary man coming into the diner.
"No, your attention was elsewhere and that is your fault," Naruto said dismissively. "But I forgive you,"
While Naruto was talking to the waitress, the big man made his way towards the group. This beast of the man was dressed in Black jeans, combat boots, a leather duster and A red muscle shirt with a bulletproof vest and an iron padlock necklace around his neck. He also wears red-tinted wrap around sunglasses around his eyes. And to finish off his look was a black hat\Cap that yellow circles and hand like object on it's front it also...made it hard for one to tell where his hair started and where the cap ended. (AN\ Jotaro hat)
With the swing of his arm, all the mortals stopped staring and went back to what they were doing. The group (apart from Naruto) saw him grin their way before he moved towards them. He pulled up a seat before placing it next to the kid's table.
"Okay now go over there and think about what you've done." The waitress nodded submissively and walked away. "That will teach her to respect the customer. Now where-who are you?"
Everyone face Palmed hard. Was he just now noticing the huge guy?!
"I see," Naruto suddenly turned serious and stared down the man. "So you are...Bro."
The man grinned savagely. "So you recognise, huh?" he said as he and Naruto stared at each other.
"Of course, the cap gave it all away." Naruto stood up and so did the man. "I have not met my kin in many moons."
"It is always a pleasure to meet a brother that has seen the light," The man said as they both shook hands.
"Anyone else finds this weird," Percy whispered as Grover nodded.
Annabeth and Zoe just shrugged. "For my Dad, this is pretty tame,"
"Please join us in our meal Jo-bro," Naruto said as he mentioned to the man's seat.
"Thank you, my brother." The man took his seat.
"Now that the bromance is over," Zoe slammed her fist on the table as she glared at the mystery man. "Just what do you want...Lord Ares."
"Th-the what?" Percy asked as his eyes widened. Annabeth and Grover recognised him, having seen him on Mount Olympus.
"So you're the God of war?" Naruto asked as the now revealed Ares gave him a smirk. "Thought you'd be bold."
Ares laughed at the remark. "Yes I am," he said. "The bold thing I get a lot."
"Just what do you want?" Percy said impatiently. Ares instantly faced the demi.
"My friend you have balls, taking that tone with a literal God," Ares said he glared at Percy, said demigod was sweating and suddenly felt like a huge weight was being put on him. "Too bad your rapist father don't get none! Up top!" Naruto was there to receive the high five."Listen here brat, I got a job for you guys."
"Sorry, but we are kinda on a quest," Percy bit back. "Now please leave."
"Wasn't asking brat, besides Don't you wanna prove yourself to a God? Oh, maybe you're a coward!" Ares leaned forward. "Maybe you'd rather go to Atlantis and live down there with those fish fuckers."
"Ha!" Another crisp high five was shared by the bros.
Percy was getting angry at the way Ares was making fun of his father. Despite the guy never being there...
"We are not your dog's go do whatever is yourself," Percy growled.
"Percy, Ares is right!" Annabeth was quick to the rescue before Percy got himself turned to dog shit. "When the Gods ask you have to do."
"This quest we are on," Naruto finally spoke. "If we fail, The very gods will go to war."
"And I should care because?" Ares asked nonchalantly. "Let them fight."
"Yeah but this war could spell the very distraction of the world as we know it. It is very important and which begs the question. Why was it given to a child and not someone well experienced, hmm? I heard the Lord Hermes is the fastest among the Olympians. He could easily find clues as to where it is or better yet find the thing." Naruto was deathly calm as he said this. "As if the fact that the gods and Zeus are not allowed to find the Master bolt is Sus enough but you somehow thought it was a good idea to derail us from a time-sensitive mission that if not completed in time could spell The end of the world."
"And your point?
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"What he means Ares," Zoe chipped in as well. "You're not that dumb, you know very well how important this mission is. We have questions and you will give us answers now!" she growled.
"And you think I have the answers?" Ares asked in Amusement. "Well then, fire away!"
"Why did you come here to distract us? How the fuck was Zeus's symbol of power stolen? Why can't he sense and track it? And lastly Who is your favourite JOJO character?" Naruto asked, only for him to be slapped upside the head. "OH right! Also, who's the big bad pulling the strings in the shadows?
"Hehe you guys must have gone mad on that train," Area said with a laugh. "Honestly speaking, Diavolo's Stand."
"Cool, you know what. Just because his the God of war doesn't mean he's a bad guy," Naruto said as Ares chuckled darkly.
"So who's your poison?" Ares asked as he sipped from a beer he got from...somewhere.
"DIO and Za Warudo are the coolest," Naruto said as Ares nodded.
"The World is strong but Emperor Crimson is just on a whole other level," Ares said as Naruto stared at him with wide eyes.
"And just who is this 'Emperor Crimson'?" Naruto growled out.
Ares raised an eyebrow in confusion. "You don't know who Emperor Crimson is? His Diavolo's Stand."
"I know only of King Crimson," Naruto said as he glared at the war God.
"Yeah?" Ares took off his shades, showing glowing green orbs of fire. "Well, his name's Emperor Crimson, get it right!"
Blue eyes flashed red. "Mongrel!"
Ares abruptly stood up, his fist clenched as glared literal holes in his shades. "Show some respect boy," he said as a red aura appeared around him. "Or Else..."
Naruto stood up and came face to face with the raging God of war. "You think just because you're a deity you can go around spreading lies! I think not!" A golden aura appeared around Naruto as he glared.
"Guys, should we run?" Percy asked nervously, he along with Annabeth, Grover we're sweating hard. Zoe was just grinding her teeth in frustration.
"Dammit, Naruto the plan was to find out who his working for!" Zoe said as she got up. "Kids outside, now!"
No one protested It and followed her outside.
"You know what you little shit? I'm getting tired of your disrespect, I'm a fuck mothering God and I need to be treated as such!" Ares growled, his shades had now completely evaporated.
"I would treat you as such but you're a filthy lying mongrel!" Naruto said with conviction in his voice. "Go find respect else were for I have none, mongrel!"
Ares's eyes widened before he took his Jotaro cap showing his short black hair. "Fine then, to teach you respect I'll beat you with what you love." he grinned evilly as he broke into a laugh. His red Aura slowly changed to yellow, his once black hair started turning spikey and blonde. His eyes turned red has his biker outfit changed as well.
Naruto's eyes widen in fascination and horror as the very thing he admires was appearing before him. Ares once biker outfit was now a yellow jacket with a black tight tank top underneath, as well as chaps with an exposed crotch. His is now in full view and on his head is a heart-shaped circlet to match his knee guards.
"Now then, Free praise," He said in a smooth deep voice. "FOR THE WORLD!!!"
Naruto grabbed the Jotaro hat and tried to run but the world suddenly turned black.
The End
AN. So that was that...Honestly speaking the scene with Ares meeting the quest goes about the same in most fics. I mean they make fun of Ares how is also known for his anger! I mean he could've killed them with a snap of his fingers. But know somehow calm about all this even though you know who is controlling him. Also, why did the quest accept his side quest? I know when the gods say jump you jump but come on! A time-sensitive quest that if not finished could lead to war! And they seem to forget that! the should have been a bit suspicious. Naruto and Zoe are adults (despite what they look like) and have experience. It was kinda easy to see through...As for Ares hating Poisedon well, Ares's daughter was almost raped by one Poisedons son and Ares killed him before he could and Old sea beard wanted him dead for that. Why all know why Naruto hates the sea God. Also, the JOJO thing won't last forever it just around because of...Ares. Trust it was either Ares loves JOJO or Baki...Did I choose wisely...Things have now changed guys! The side quest was important for canon but fuck that! Let's see what happens next.as always please Fav, follow and review and again thank you for the reviews! They are very helpful.
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"I've had enough! Sub watchers always looking down on us Dub watchers! Fuck you ya pricks! You all started with dub! Everyone who didn't know Japanese at a young age got their first taste of Anime because of dub!" Ares yelled as the sky turned red. "Don't tell me you people were all child genus that kept up the subtitles!"
"Shut your mouth!" Naruto growled as looked up at the floating Ares. "There is nothing wrong with liking the original!"
"Fool, Don't you know," Ares said as he grinned savagely. " Tell me, when you read manga..."
"Don't you dare!"
"In your head, is it in Japanese or English," Ares laughed at the look of rage on Naruto's face. "By that face, you're making. We both know the answer."
"Don't you fucking dare..."
"By all rights," Ares gained a thinking pose. "If anime that is translated to English is dub, then Manga translated to English is also dub! That means Manga has already been dubbed! Fools you've been in support of the very thing you hate!"
"NOOOOO!!!"
PS
should keep the JOJO stuff all is it just plain annoying? please let me know!