Apologies everyone for the long absence. Not to worry I am back now and will be posting on this story once a month.
As always the Characters are not mine and Happy Reading! :)
Charlie's POV
I'm in the kitchen cooking I just put the stuffed pasta shells in the oven and now i'm gonna start on the salad. I flick on the radio on my way to the refrigerator.
No fucking way. I grin and shake my head at the song that is playing. After grabbing what I need from the refrigerator I make my way back to the counter.
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
I can't help the sway of my hips and the tightening of my abs as i start to dance along to the beat.
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
I start chopping the romaine lettuce and continue my dance.
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
3 more chops
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
I finish chopping the lettuce spin and drop it in the bowl. Rocking and popping my body before grabbing the chicken breast I cooked before.
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Time to chop this chicken.
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
I chop another breast.
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
Throwing the chicken into the bowl on top of the lettuce i strut the length of my kitchen running my hands from my hips across my chest
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
My hands decent back down my chest
Juices flowing down your thigh
Over my crotch and down my thigh. I pop back up and slide to the entrance of the kitchen bracing myself on the door jam and pumping my hips to the beat.
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
I push off of the wall and grab the container of feta cheese approaching the salad bowl again. I grasp a hand full of feta in one hand and honey roasted sunflower seeds in the other.
If we're gonna get nasty, baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your ponytail
I toss the hand full of feta into the salad bowl and swing around I throw the seeds into the bowl too before I run and jump onto the dinner table stretching my body out across the table rocking and thrusting my body and hips to the beat.
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team
I roll off of the table and approach the salad bowl once again and drizzle in the Orange vinaigrette before running the length on the kitchin and sliding.
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it.
I rip my shirt open at the songs end and then i hear cat calls and clapping.
Bella POV
"My dad is a goofball once he actually opens up to people." I tell Caius as he pulls into my driveway. Not wanting Caius to leave yet i then add "Do you want to meet him?"
Caius gives me a look of curiosity and then nods his head. "Sure Bell I would like that."
We both exit Aros Gypsy and as we near the front door I hear music coming from the other side of the door. I share a look of confusion with Caius before opening the door to something that will forever be ingrained into my memory.
My Dad the Chief of police of Forks washington is dancing fairly well to Ginuwine's Pony.
Caius and I share a look and we both struggle to stay quiet.
My dad just rolled off of our Dinner table after thoroughly violating it and is now strutting back into the kitchen area. I cant see him from where I stand but I don't want to draw his attention yet either.
All of the sudden he is sliding back into view and ripping his shirt open as the song ends.
I can't help myself I start clapping and cheering while Caius wolf whistles and claps beside me.
Dads head snapped to us so fast I thought his neck would break and then his face becomes red as a cherry.
"H-hey Bells. Dinner is ready." he says with a straight face while trying to button up his shirt again.
I bust out laughing while holding onto Caius's jacket for dear life. I hear him chuckle with me before my dad grunts and turns back into the kitchen.
I hear the oven door open as I walk into the kitchen.
"Set the table will ya. There is enough food here if your friend wants to join us as well." he says while pulling a casserole dish from the oven.
"Sure dad, dinner smells amazing by the way." I complement while pulling plates down and passing them to Caius. I grab silverware and cups before following Caius to the dinner table.
Dad joins us and places the dish holding Stuffed Pasta Shells and the salad bowl down before turning back to the kitchen returning with breadsticks and a pitcher of wildberry water.
We all sit and say grace silently before serving ourselves.
"This all tastes amazing Chief Swan." Caius says from my left stuffing another shell in his mouth.
"Thank you Caius." dad replies while taking a bite of his salad.
"You two know each other? I ask as I rip a bread stick apart.
"I pulled your friend over for speeding earlier today." dad answers before taking another bite.
I glance at Caius and he nods in the affirmative.