CHAPTER 16: DEDEDE SQUEAK SQUAD
Dedede was so shocked to hear about Marx's plan last night. He learnt that he had to work with Darorach and make dark things into the hunt. He and Magolor too. They had to find the murderer one way or another, even if it killed them.
Dedede was so stressed out about the whole thing. The next day at High School, he just sat at his desk with his ear buds in and listened to "Mo Bamba" by Sheck Wes all day. It set his mind at ease when he listened to music like this. It made his pain melt away.
Dedede was not the only person worried about joining the Squeaks. Magolor and Taranza were having similar problems.
"Just when you think you're not a bad guy, a murderer shows up and tricks you into joining a mouse mob!" said the Halacandran.
Taranza cried as he looked at his flower. "I just hope we don't end up in big trouble…"
Then everyone heard a "psst" from outside. But only Dedede, Magolor, and Taranza heard it. They thought it was Marx outside the window of school. They went outside, but instead of Marx, they met Kirby, still with his sword.
Dedede got mad because since his previous life, he hated Kirby with a hot fiery passion.
Magolor and Taranza also hated Kirby, but only because thei hated High School.
"Poyo!" said Kirby in a kind of serious way but it was still being cute.
"I can't understand his language!" roared Dedede. He was getting ready to leave.
"I can understand him though!" shouted Taranza and he spoke with Kirby to get the information translated properly.
"What did hie say? Asked Magolor after the conversation finished.
"He says he had a run in with the murderer last night and they fought. Kirby beat the murderer, but he escape before Kirby had a chance to capture him," said Taranza.
Dedede gasped. "That sounds like something MetaKnight would do!"
"Meta Knight is the murderer?" said Magolor shoutingly.
"Are you sure?" Taranza then asked Kirby if Dedede was right. Kirby nodded and everyone gasped. Now they had to tell the police.
"Wait! We can't tell the police! The authorities are our new enemies now!" said Dedede.
"Is that because we joined the Squeaks last night?" said Taranza.
"Yeah, so we can't tell no one about this meeting. Only Kirby can," said Dedede.
"But only Taranza and Gooey can talk to Kirby," said Magolor. He then remembered how much he hated Gooey. "This is bad. How will we avenge Fluff and Bandana Dee now?"
"We need to be more careful," said Marx as he approached the younger kids. Kirby gave him a suspicious look because Marx was kind of a checker.
"We need more evidence," said Marx. "We can't just trust Kirby no more than he can't trust me."
Dedede remembered that Kirby was on the list of murder suspects. "Yeah, I agree with my big brother!"
Everyone also said yeah.
Kirby was mad at the accusation, but trusted it because this was the business.
"Why are you out hear so early Marx?" asked Dedede.
"It's a half day today so I got out early. You scrubs didn't get a half day though, so you should go back to class," said Marx.
Magolor laughed about how bad he was. He was skipping school and he was in an official mob now. He really felt like Tiff was missing out on his attractive life now. If you had a mirror for Magolor's heart, you could see so much energy that was made of his naughty spirit.
"Better get back to class before someone run you in," said Marx. "If the police find out about your lethargy, they may also find out about your assimilation with the Squeaks!"
"Good point, let's do school!" said Dedede. He and his friends (Magolor and Taranza) ran off.
Kirby turned to Marx. "poyo." He said concerned.
"I'm not letting you outdo me this time, pink boy!" said Marx. With that, he waddled back to the gym to shoot more hoops until clubs ended.
Later that night, Dedede, Magolor, and Taranza arrived at the Squeaks's hideout and came into the hideout. They showed off their ID cards as proof of their membership. Magolor also did a cool motion by sliding the card onto his back and up his other hand like a basketball superstar. He thought it was cool to be a real life criminal, but not one that was pure evil.
"I see you did not chicken out," said Daroach from his chair. He had his feet on the table like a rash knave. "Now we need to get business done. Go to Kirby High School and gleep all the lemon bars from the cafeteria."
Dedede was nervous about these crimes, but then relizsed he was the king so he wouldn't get in trouble even if he was caught. He shook hands with Daroach, as did the other two and they all went out to do the dare.
When Dedede, Magolor and Taranza got to the cafeteria, they raided the fridge and got all the lemon bars. Magolor ate a few because he was getting to criminal, but it was okay because he was a dumpster dweller.
"This is wrong…" said Taranza.
"No it isn't!" reassured Dedede. "I'm the king and I can still get whatever I want!"
All of a sudden, a spotlight shone from the ceiling and went straight on Dedede and his gang. Escargoon was manning the light. "Gotcha!" he shouted.
"Escargoon!" shouted Dedede back.
"You are so busted, dude!" said Magolor.
"How could you!" Escargoon was beginning to cry due to Dedede's bad attitude. He called the police and police showed up.
"Why did you do this?" asked th officer.
Dedede sighed and told the truth. "It's because we joined the mob."