South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 5: Departure
Stan's House
" Man, can't believe it's already time." Stan said waking up turning off his alarm clock.
" Stan, get up you maggot!" Randy said opening Stan's door.
" Dad, it's not boot camp yet." Stan said annoyed.
" Today's the day." Sharon said feeling emotional due to Stan leaving for the Marines.
" Don't cry Sharon, our boy is finally growing up besides he won't be deployed right away." Randy said to his wife.
" Oh and Stan, your friends will be here shortly, all of us parents want to see you off." Randy said leaving the room.
Stan got dressed and walked down stairs to see his friends and girlfriend awaiting him.
" There he is, had a good night sleep bucko?" Craig joked.
" Funny." Stan said sarcastic shaking all his friends hands.
" Wendy." Stan said embracing his teary eyed girlfriend.
" Oh Stan I can't believe this is it." Wendy said.
" Now Wendy it's okay, Stan will be back before you know it." Mr. Testaburger said.
" Your dad's right Wendy, three months will come before you know it." Stan said.
" Three months is a long time without my baby!" Bebe said crying on Kyle's chest as the other girls are seen doing the same with their boyfriends.
" It breaks my heart to see my boy go!" Mrs. Tucker said.
Craig looked over to his mom and simply just stuck out his middle finger out of reflex.
" Babe!" Heidi said to Craig putting his middle finger down.
" What I do?" Craig said.
" Butters, I'm really going to miss you!" Millie said not wanting to let go of Butters.
" Aw geez babe don't worry I'll be back." Butters replied.
" Boys before we leave us parents made breakfast for all of our heroes and future wives perhaps." Randy said as the guys and girls blushed at the idea of marriage.
" Randy!" Sharon said elbowing Randy in the ribs.
" Well dig in kids!" Sheila said as she and the other mothers placed their meals on the Marshes table.
" Man can't believe in a few minutes, we going to boot camp." Cartman said starting his meal.
" Don't rub it in!" Shelly said in a unenthusiastic tone.
" Yeah and soon we'll be prepped up to kill some goddamn terrorists!" Clyde said.
" Clyde don't talk about war!" Red said as it was apparent to the other girls that the possibility of their boyfriends getting killed is just as great.
" Hey c'mon surely you girls have more faith than that!" Kyle said.
" Look this isn't a game, this is a matter of life and death!" Sally said.
" You boys take serious things so lightly!" Lola said.
" What is up with them?" Kenny whispered to Stan who simply shrugged.
" Is there something wrong, I thought we already talked this through with each of you." Stan said.
" Just drop it Stan, end of conversation!" Wendy said.
" Best we don't talk back dude." Kyle said.
" Right." Stan said.
The diner table that the boys and girls sat at was completely silent as they continued to eat without saying a word to each other.
" All right boys since your done time to go to the recruiting office downtown." Randy said as the boys and girls put up their plates.
U.S Marine Corp. Recruit Office
Dude, Wendy didn't say a thing to me on the way here." Stan said as the boys were in their huddle.
" Yeah, they're pretty pissed at us cause we're leaving in the army." Craig said.
" Well duh they knew but the thing is why are they flipping out now?" Kyle said.
" You would think they would be okay since they told us they approved." Kenny said.
" Dames, who could figure em?" Cartman said.
" I thought I could but Sally's hard to figure!" Tweek said twitching.
" You boys ready?" The recruiting officer said walking over to the boys huddle.
" Listen girls, I think we may have gotten a little too emotional back there I think we should apologize and see them off the right way." Wendy said to the other girls in their own huddle.
" You're right Wendy, I don't want to leave things this way." Sally said.
" After all they are our heroes." Red said.
" Not only that but I wouldn't forgive myself if they died if I stay mad at Butters." Millie said.
" Well it's unanimous then let's tell them the right way." Lola said.
The boys were saying their goodbyes to their loving parents by giving hugs and kisses to their moms and hand shakes and hugs to their dads.
" Oh my baby Eric." Liane said with a handkerchief in her hands.
" Mommm you're embarrassing me!" Eric said in his whiny tone.
" Now son, don't get kicked out of boot camp or you're grounded mister!" Mr. Scotch said with tears in his eyes.
" Oh my son!" Mrs. Scotch said crying.
" Aw shucks mom and dad, I'll be fine." Butters said.
" Now Kenny, do your ma and pa proud, son." Mrs. McCormick said.
" Don't worry it's just boot camp!" Kenny said.
" Remember son, listen to your drill instructor and don't talk back!" Mr. Donovan said.
" I don't want my ass kicked!" Clyde said.
" Tweek try not to twitch so much, them army people don't take too kindly to that!" Mr. Tweak said.
" Agh, oh my God!" Tweek said.
" All right Craig, remember your manners respect your authorities!" Mr. Tucker said.
" Okay!" Craig said flipping off his parents as they flip him off back.
" Oh Sheila our son is a man now." Gerald said with his hand on Sheila's shoulder.
" Oh my baby Kyle!" Sheila said crying.
" Oh mom, dad I'll be fine really!" Kyle said.
" Ike, take care of our parents little brother." Kyle said.
" I love you Kyle!" Ike said hugging his brother tightly.
" Stan, you made your mother and I proud that you decided to make a adult decision in life." Randy said.
" Stan I'm going to miss you like crazy you have no idea!" Sharon said holding Stan.
" Oh mom..." Stan said quietly.
" Now Sharon, let's let our little boy become a man." Randy said.
" Stan, I'm going to miss you turd, watch after Eric." Shelly said.
" Miss you too sis." Stan said hugging his sister which is not very often.
" Stan, we're both proud of you as well we look forward to seeing you back in three months, son." Mr. Testaburger said as Stan was surprised to hear the word son come from his mouth.
" Son!" Stan said.
" You've dated our daughter since third grade and we know your family so well so now we're your second family already." Mrs. Testaburger said.
" Thank you too." Stan said sensing the approval of Wendy's parents should he ask Wendy to marry him someday.
" Stan?" Wendy said.
" Hey Wendy... Are you still mad at me?" Stan said.
" No, I came to apologize for the way I acted that's not how I want to leave things." Wendy said holding Stan's hand.
" Apology accepted." Stan said smiling.
" Write me when you get the chance, I hope time goes by quicker so I can see you." Wendy said.
" I will love." Stan said.
" You better." Wendy said with a small chuckle.
" See you later, babe." Stan said.
" Ditto." Wendy said.
" I love you, Wendy." Stan said.
" I love you too Stan never forget." Wendy said before grabbing Stan to pull him in for a kiss.
Stan was approached by his female best friend Sally after she said apologized and said her goodbyes to her boyfriend Tweek.
" Stan, take care of yourself and Tweek you know how he is." Sally said hugging Stan and kissed his cheek.
" Don't worry we'll get through this boot camp." Stan said.
" Okay young recruits, ready to go?" The recruiting officer said as the boys agreed.
The boys boarded the Marines Corp van and were set for departure onto boot camp.
The family members and girlfriends of the guys were outside of the recruiting office waving their loved ones off to a three month training session.
" Bye, baby come home to me soon!" Lola said to Kenny.
" Good luck Clyde, I love you!" Red said.
" Same goes for you Craig!" Heidi said.
" Sugarplum, write me everyday!" Millie said to Butters.
" Kyle, come home quickly, I love you baby!" Bebe said.
" Stay strong babe, I love you!" Sally said to Tweek.
" Eric remember what I said, I love you!" Shelly said to Cartman.
" Stan, I love you with all my heart see you soon!" Wendy said.
The van began to move forward to take the boys to their training camp, before the van can accelerate any further the boys went to the windows of the van to wave goodbye to their family, girlfriend and their other child hood friends.
" Now we're on the road to boot camp." Kyle said.
" No shit, Jew." Cartman said.
" Shut up fat ass!" Kyle replied.
" Its scary but kinda exciting don't you think?" Butters said.
" Yeah I know what you mean Butters." Clyde said.
" Suggest you boys rest up, it's gonna take about a day to get to camp and the drill sargents don't take too kindly to new recruits." The driver said.
" T-t-they don't!" Tweek said twitching.
" Where is boot camp at?" Craig said.
" West Virginia." The driver answered.
" Damn." Craig said.
" I wonder what is waiting for us at boot camp?" Stan said.
" One thing for sure it's not for the weak of heart." The driver said.
" Agh, Oh God!" Tweek said.
" Relax Tweek, we'll make it and I bet ya you won't be so timid after this." Stan said.
" Whew it's been hours already, I think I'm going to bed first guys." Clyde said as time flowed by.
" Clyde's right, I'm tired than a bitch." Cartman said.
" I'm crashing out see you guys when we get there." Stan said getting comfortable.
" Good idea boys." The driver said.
Stan closed his eyes and started to dream of Wendy since she's been on his mind since leaving South Park.
More and more he missed her and could not get her off his mind and what her parents implied to him earlier.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...