South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 6: Boot Camp
Boot Camp
" Stan, Stan wake up..." A voice faintly said.
Stan opened his eyes to see Kyle was the one who woke him up.
" What's up, Kyle?" Stan murmured as he was waking up.
" We're here." Kyle answered.
" Damn, I feel like we're at a prison seeing a lot of guys working out like crazy." Cartman observing other recruits running, pumping iron, practicing mixed martial arts and running through obstacles using weapons.
" No kidding." Craig agreed as the boys started getting out the van.
" How do you know what prison is like fat ass!" Kyle said.
" Cause I went to Juvenile Hall for throwing a rock at Token, gaywad!" Cartman replied.
" Big whoop." Kyle taunted. " Agh, all these guys look tough!" Tweek panicked at the sight of other recruits.
" Ah don't worry Tweek, soon we'll be just as good if not better." Clyde said assuring his paranoid friend.
" I sure hope so!" Butters said fidgeting his thumbs.
" I take it this where we sign up!" Stan pointed in the direction of a big tent.
" Well let's go!" Kenny said walking over to the tent as the others followed.
Stan and Co. walked in the tent and was surprised to see three familiar faces, Token, Kevin and Pip waiting in line.
" I don't believe it!" Craig shouted turning the heads of other recruits in line as well as their missed friends.
" Holy shit, what's up guys!" Token exclaimed as he and the other two ran to meet Stan and Co. for a hand shake.
" How the fuck have you guys been!" Cartman said.
" Been better mate, it's good to see you guys again!" Pip responded.
" Yeah no kidding, we missed you guys!" Kyle said.
" Where's Jimmy and Timmy?" Butters asked.
" They signed up with the Air Force, they're probably at their boot camp right now." Kevin answered.
" That's something, Jimmy and Timmy serving in the Air Force." Clyde said.
" You boys gonna stop talking and get on with the process?" The recruiter impatiently said.
" Agh, y-yes sir!" Tweek stammered.
The boys finalized their orientation process and was each given big green camouflaged duffle bag that contained their boot camp clothing with their name tagged on it, combat boots, combat knives and a green camouflaged hat that was to be worn at all times.
" Follow me to your rooms, recruits." The recruiter motioned the boys to follow.
The recruiter showed the boys one big room with many bunk beds in a spit shined room.
" Find yourself a bunk bed that has no name on it, get dressed and report outside to begin the training session." The recruiter suggested as he left the room.
" Dude, this is sweet!" Cartman said searching for a empty bunk bed.
" Don't speak too soon." Stan said. Stan bunked with Kyle, Cartman bunked with Butters, Kenny bunked with Kevin, Clyde bunked with Token and Tweek bunked with Craig leaving Pip to bunk with another recruit.
" I can tell already this is gonna be the toughest workout!" Stan said suiting up in his boot camp clothing.
" No doubt!" Kyle said lacing his combat boots.
After the boys readied themselves, they reported outside to begin a very grueling training session that would last for three months.
Back Home
Meanwhile back home the girls decided to hang out more often substituting the fact their boyfriends are not around.
" I wonder how the guys are holding up?" Heidi said.
" Probably having the time of their lives without us." Red joked.
" I bet Eric is." Shelly said.
" It's already been a full day and I miss Stan badly." Wendy added to the conversation.
" I know what you mean, I miss my Kyle." Bebe also admitting her thoughts on the matter.
" I hope Kenny's all right." Lola wondered about her boyfriend's well being.
" That's what I'm thinking for my Butters." Millie said twirling her pigtails out of nervousness.
" I hope Stan is looking after Tweek like I told him." Sally prayed.
" We need to do something to get our minds right or we'll simply just be depressed." Red insisted.
" Well how about we go shopping to take away the boredom?" Lola suggested.
" Don't see why not, after all our boyfriends wouldn't want us to mop around." Sally agreed.
" We could go in Clyde's Escalade." Red said dangling Clyde's keys.
" I'm down, how bout you Wendy?" Bebe asked.
" Oh yeah sure." Wendy said as if she was startled.
" You okay, Wendy?" Millie asked noticing Wendy's mind elsewhere.
" Yes, yes I'm fine lets go." Wendy said.
The girls left without further questioning Wendy to the South Park Mall but couldn't help to notice she is a bit nauseated.
Boot Camp
A whistle sounded in the boot camp signaling all recruits to report to the acting drill sargent.
" A-ten hut!" The drill sargent commanded for the recruits to stand straight up.
" Attention maggots, some of you been here a while and some of you are just now beginning." The drill sargent said walking back and forth.
" For those of you who have just started, you are to obey my commands at all times, push yourself to the very limit and treat all your other commanding officers including your fellow recruits with proper respect." The drill sargent said.
The introduction was cut short when Cartman's laughter was heard during the last thing the drill sargent mentioned.
" Private Cartman!" The drill sargent said with anger in his eyes making Cartman stand still.
" What did I say that made you laugh, did you think I was funny!" The drill sargent shouted.
" Uh well no s-s-sir." Cartman quietly said.
" Speak louder, it sound like I'm talking to a little bitch!" The drill sargent yelled causing Cartman to tear up slightly.
" I suggest your fat ass listens from now on, Cartman!" Kyle rubbed in.
" Private Broflovski!" The drill sargent turned his attention to Kyle.
" Were you spoken to, private Broflovski!" The drill sargent exclaimed.
" No sir, I..." Kyle began but was cut off by the drill sargent.
" Then shut your ass up or I'll show you why you should!" The drill sargent shouted.
" Dude, just listen don't talk back." Stan said whispering to Kyle.
" Goddamn it, private Marsh!" The drill sargent said getting in Stan's face.
" What did I just say to private Broflovski!" The drill sargent said as Stan stood silently.
" Attention maggots drop and give me seventy-five!" The drill sargent commanded.
" I'm going to teach you new kids some respect especially you, Cartman!" The drill sargent said as the recruits all moaned and groaned at Stan and Co. as they were all forced to do seventy-five push ups.
" Scotch, what's your sole purpose is this army!" The drill sargent said to Butters.
" To obey all commands and treat other commanding officers and fellow recruits with respect to carry out on my mission, sir!" Butters responded.
" Damn it, you sound like a little girl when you speak, when I'm through with you you will be a goddamn man, is that clear!" The drill sargent shouted.
" Sir, yes sir!" Butters shouted back.
" That's more like it, now listen up!" The drill sargent turned his attention to Clyde and then turned his attention to Craig who was giving the drill sargent the middle finger.
" Mother fucker, who do you think you're flipping off, private Tucker!" The drill sargent's veins popped out in his forehead as Craig remain stoic.
" I'm not flipping you off, sir!" Craig responded with his middle finger still out in the open.
" What the hell do you call this!" The drill sargent said grabbing Craig's wrist raising it up to Craig's face to make him see it.
" It's just a reflex that I'm never aware of, sir!" Craig replied.
" Oh really I have a reflex of my own!" The drill sargent said punching Craig in the mouth dropping him and started to pound Craig's face in.
" Hey what do you thnk you're doing!" Stan said.
" Oh my god, are they allowed to do that?" Token argued.
" Shh don't let the drill sargent hear you for he will beat you as well, the Marines has all rights." A recruit said standing straight up.
The drill sargent stopped his beating on Craig and ordered him to get up.
" Now then if there are no other objections, proceed to you're stations when called, is that clear!" The drill sargent shouted.
" Yes sir drill sargent!" Everybody including Craig shouted back.
" Privates Cartman, Donovan and McCormick report to the sprinting session, now!" The drill sargent ordered for Cartman, Clyde and Kenny to go to the running station to work out their stamina.
" Privates Scotch, Pirrup and Tweak report to weight lifting station!" The drill sargent ordered Butters, Pip and Tweek.
" Privates Broflovski and Tucker, report to the mixed martial arts station, now you maggots!" The drill sargent shouted sending Kyle and Craig to the mixed martial arts training station.
" Privates Marsh, Stoley and Black report to the obstacle relay now!" The drill sargent yelled at the top of his lungs.
The boys have been split up into groups of twos or threes in each training station experiencing grueling pain from the workouts they were assigned to and little did they know that after long hours in each training sessions they were in was completed, they have to train in each station in the boot camp not just that one back to back.
" Finally it's lunch time!" Cartman said feeling somewhat relieved while waiting in line.
" I wouldn't go that far, drill sargent made it clear that we only have ten minutes to eat including our time waiting to get our food." Token said much to Cartman's dismay.
" Man this boot camp is no joke, I'm already tired from running the obstacle with weapons and lifting up weights and I still have mixed martial arts and running to do later!" Kevin said aching in pain.
" Fuck yeah, Cartman collapsed four times on the track and was forced to finish!" Clyde brought up.
" Was definitely not the best time of my fucking life, at least food will cheer me up!" Cartman said grabbing his tray and leaving to a table which became populated with the others as well.
Cartman grabbed his sandwich and was about to take a bite but was stopped by the drill sargent.
" Cartman, what the hell do you think you're doing!" The drill sargent shouted in Cartman's face.
" E-e-eating..." Cartman silently answered.
" What is he doing!" The drill sargent pointed at a recruit drinking his water as Cartman and Co. watched.
" Um drinking?" Cartman answered.
" That's damn right, you are not to be eating unless you consume all of your liquids, understand!" The drill sargent shouted.
" Yes sir!" Cartman replied and began to slowly drink his water.
" Dude, you have to chug your water we only have three minutes!" Craig said eating his sandwich.
Cartman tried to chug his water but was grossed out when seeing another recruit puke his guts out from chugging the water so quickly.
" And we're done with the sandwich." Clyde said putting down his sandwich after taking a few bites and acknowledging the puke.
" Damn it gotta finish!" Cartman pushed himself in his thoughts to finish drinking his water as the other boys were taking a few bites out of their sandwiches.
" Finally!" Cartman said finishing his drink to take one bite of his sandwich and then lunch time was over.
" Lunch dismissed, back to work!" The drill sargent ordered.
" NOOO!" Cartman exclaimed.
Back Home
" Dude, shes been to the restroom five times already!" Red said with other girls waiting outside the restroom in the mall for Wendy.
" I think taking her out to the mall was a bad idea since she's sick and all." Millie observed.
" Is it something she ate?" Sally questioned.
" I don't know but I'm glad I didn't eat there." Heidi mentioned.
Wendy came out the restroom with Bebe not feeling as gloomy as she did when she puked her guts out.
" Feeling better, Wendy?" Red asked.
" A little bit I don't know why all the sudden I'm throwing up when eating chinese, I love chinese." Wendy answered.
" Wendy, I think we should take you home you been puking and peeing all day since we been here." Shelly advised which doesn't come very often.
" No, it's okay I'm fine now." Wendy said.
" Are you sure?" Millie said.
" Guys, can I talk to you for a minute?" Bebe said calling the other girls to the side.
" Don't you all think this is a little strange that Wendy's been sick all day?" Bebe said.
" Well yes but it happens." Sally answers.
" Yeah to pregnant people!" Bebe slightly raised her voice not wanting Wendy to hear her.
" How do you know she could be pregnant?" Millie asked.
" Well think about it, she has a sensitive bladder, pukes when eating and comes out the restroom like it's no big deal!" Bebe said causing the other girls to be curious.
" Uh Wendy, when's the last time you had sex?" Bebe asked causing Wendy to look at Bebe a little funny.
" That's a little random to ask a private question like that when there's people around don't you think?" Wendy said with one hand on her waist.
Bebe pulled Wendy to the corner with the other girls to ask again more privately.
" There is that better?" Bebe said.
" Bebe how come you want to know when the last time I had sex?" Wendy asked again more seriously.
" Just answer and get it over with!" Shelly said.
" Fine, two weeks ago." Wendy answered.
" With my brother, right!" Shelly said.
" Of course he's my boyfriend." Wendy retorted.
" Protected or unprotected?" Sally asked next.
" Unprotected but I'm on birth control." Wendy said blushing.
" Did you take your pill that day you and Stan fucked?" Red intervened.
" Well yes... I think?" Wendy said feeling not so sure causing her to worry.
" Wendy, I think it's best we get you a pregnancy test now to be safe." Bebe advised.
" But why I may not even be pregnant it's just a coincidence." Wendy begged.
" Please Wendy.." Bebe asked.
Wendy took a moment to think about it and eventually gave the okay by nodding her head.
The girls walked to the pharmacy shop in the mall, picked up a pregnancy test and walked to the restroom.
After a few minutes in the stall, Wendy came out of the stall with the results of the pregnancy test in her hand.
Boot Camp
After a long, hard day of intense workouts of the four stations, it was now time for rest for the boys as they end their first day in boot camp.
" Oh man, this workout is so hard I don't think I could get out of bed!" Tweek said laying in his top bunk above Craig.
" No bullshit, this workout kicked my ass completely!" Cartman complained at the lower bunk below Butters.
" Dude, don't even talk about ass kicking!" Craig said remembering what happened earlier.
" I don't know bout ya'll but I'm sleepin in now, drill sargent says we got a early day." Token said.
" I'm inclined to agree with you, Token." Butters added.
" All right well good night, guys." Stan said falling asleep and noticed Kyle, Kenny, Pip, Cartman, Tweek and Kevin were completely knocked out.
Stan rolled over to get comfortable on his bed and soon as he was comfortable he fell asleep just as quickly.
The boys and recruits have been asleep for only four hours before receiving a rude awakening by the drill sargent and other officers.
" Wake up you maggots!" The drill sargent shouted waking all the recruits up at the sound of his voice.
Stan looked over at his clock and noticed he only had four hours of sleep.
" 3:30 am, are you serious?" Stan raised his voice.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...