South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 7: Answers
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" Do you think she's gonna have a baby? Red spoke silently anticipating Wendy to come out of the bathroom stall with test results.
" I say the chances of that happening are pretty high." Bebe bluntly answered.
" If that turd Stan impregnated Wendy I'll kill him, he's not responsible enough!" Shelly said balling up his fists.
" He's your brother, surely you have more faith than that." Sally said in Stan's defense.
" Be as it may he is my brother, but he is still a irresponsible turd!" Shelly said crossing her arms looking away.
Wendy came out with the pregnancy test results in her hand and was prepared to give her friends news judging from the look on her face it didn't look good.
" Well?" Bebe eagerly asked.
Wendy's frown began to form into a smile as she gave the answer to an asked question.
" Yes." Wendy announced with joy in her voice.
" Oh my God!" Bebe and Sally both hugged Wendy feeling happy for her as did the other girls except Shelly.
" Congratulations Wendy!" Red cheered.
" Oh my God, are you nervous?" Millie asked.
" I was, I was at first but Stan will be there for me I just know it!" Wendy replied giving her vote of confidence in Stan.
" I know he will!" Sally added her faith in Stan as Shelly stepped up.
" Are you happy with yourself, Wendy?" Shelly broke in the conversation.
" Shelly, what do you mean?" Wendy asked fearing that Shelly doesn't approve of the situation.
" That you're pregnant by my brother?" Shelly answered with a little more anger in her voice.
" Shelly, I.." Wendy tried to speak but was cut off by Shelly.
" Let me tell you something about my stupid brother, he never owns up to his responsibilities and if you think he can be a father you better think again!" Shelly raged.
" Shelly, that's not true Stan will stay by me no matter what!" Wendy shouted back.
" Yeah, come on Shelly he's your brother!" Bebe involved herself backing up Wendy.
" I better stop right now, you will never understand where I'm coming from until it happens." Shelly turned her back leaving the group of girls behind and Wendy speechless.
" Wendy, don't worry about her Stan will own up to his responsibilities!" Millie assured a saddened Wendy.
" Yeah, she doesn't know what she's talking about, what's her deal anyway?" Lola said wondering about Shelly's attitude.
" It doesn't matter I know Stan will be there for me and my baby." Wendy said putting her hand on her belly.
" I guess you should let your parents and Stan's parents know that your pregnant." Red brought up.
" Yeah, I didn't even think of that." Wendy realizing on how they would react to hearing the news.
Boot Camp
" Wake up you maggots!" The drill sargent shouted kicking the door open waking all recruits except Cartman and Tweek.
" 3:30 am, are you serious!" Stan said after looking at his clock realizing they only had four hours of sleep.
Stan and Co. stood straight up awaiting orders from the drill sargent who was passing by to head count the recruits.
The drill sargent was suddenly pissed seeing Cartman and Tweek still sound asleep on their beds.
" Oh boy, they're bout to get it." Kyle said noticing the drill sargent marching forward in Cartman and Tweek's position.
" Well what do we have here!" The drill sargent growled with veins popping out of his head and began to shout at the top of his lungs.
" What do you two think you're doing playtime is over, up up UP!" The drill sargent exclaimed making Tweek and Cartman collide heads as they both rose up from the bed quickly.
Both Cartman and Tweek fell back asleep after colliding heads angering the drill sargent further.
" What's this, they haven't heard a damn word I said, all right you two get up!" The drill sargent said clenching up his fists.
" Wake!" The drill sargent said punching Cartman in the jaw waking him up.
" Up!" The drill sargent said punching Tweek in his jaw also waking him up.
The two immediately woke up due to the pain from the drill sargent's hard punch and couldn't tear up from the pain.
" You two can go back to sleep if you like." The drill sargent calmly said cracking his knuckles.
" No thanks we're not tired, sir!" Tweek replied writhing in pain holding his right jaw.
" Ow, he didn't have to slug us!" Cartman said holding his left jaw.
" Now then, thanks to your friends privates Cartman and Tweak, everybody strip down your clothing and exchange boxers!" The drill sargent ordered as the boys tried to soak in what they just heard.
" You want us to what?" Clyde cleaned his ears to hear correctly.
" Strip down your clothing and exchange boxers with your fellow recruit, is that too hard private Donovan!" The drill sargent intimidating Clyde.
" N-no sir, loud and clear!" Clyde replied quickly dropping his boxers and exchanged them with Kenny.
Each of the boys tried so hard not to be grossed out wearing each other's underwear since they did not shower last night.
" First mission, drop down and give me a hundred push ups, then switch to give me hundred-fifty crunches, now you maggots!" The drill sargent commanded as the boys did what they were told.
The drill sargent noticed Cartman was having a hard time in the warming up workout and decided to " motivate" him.
" What's wrong fat ass, can't do a easy push up!" The drill sargent shouted.
" No problem, sir!" Cartman said in a desperate manner ignoring the drill sargent's comment.
" I bet your momma's real proud, too bad she's getting too much dick in her goddamn mouth to the point where she can't speak!" The drill sargent shouted angering Cartman making him use his anger to add more fuel to his workout.
" Switch positions!" The drill sargent instructed as the boys moved to crunches.
The drill sargent again noticed Cartman struggling even more with the crunch workout.
" Jesus Christ son, you're so damn fat that every time cows acknowledge you they moo!" The drill sargent shouted to further motivate Cartman but heard Kyle laughing softly.
" What is so funny, private Broflovski!" The drill sargent shouted kicking Kyle in the ribs which made Cartman laugh.
" You think it's funny too, fat ass!" The drill sargent said kicking Cartman in the ribs harder.
" A-ten hut!" The drill sargent shouted causing all boys to stand straight up quickly.
" Assume to your stations maggots and shower do I make myself clear!" The drill sargent shouted.
" Yes sir, drill sargent!" The boys shouted back in unison.
The boys proceed quickly to their workout stations as instructed by the drill sargent to begin an early day.
Boot Camp ( Running Obstacles Station)
Stan, Token and Kevin reported to their first assigned training session at the obstacle course.
" Good to see you boys back, mate!" The commanding officer welcoming Stan, Token and Kevin.
" You know the drill, grab your weapons, your grenades, flash bangs and be sure that you are equipped with your combat blade then proceed to starting area so we could time you." The commanding officer instructed while holding his time watch.
Stan selected a CM901 assault rifle with a red dot sight attachment ( I'm using the Call of duty modern warfare weapons to those of you who don't know), Token selected a M16A4 assault rifle with a red dot sight attachment, and Kevin selected G36C assault rifle also with a red dot sight attachment.
After selecting their weapons, Stan and Co. climbed up a 20 ft. ladder to reach a platform that had a attached rope to allow access to the obstacle course.
"Ready when you are, lads!" The commanding officers awaited Stan and Co. to begin.
" All right no mistakes this time guys!" Stan said strapping his assault rifle behind his back.
" Got it, ready when you are Stan!" Token said.
" Let's go!" Kevin initated the session sliding down the rope first to get started.
" He's motivated!" Stan commented Kevin's eagerness as he slided down the rope next.
" Time to get this done!" Token said sliding down the rope to meet Stan and Kevin.
" Go!" The commanding officer began the timer.
Cut out postures of the terrorists served as the visual target for the trainees that pop out in the obstacles that are to be shot down to fully complete this training correctly.
Stan and Co. approached a building that triggered three cut out postures of the terrorists to sprang up.
" Open fire!" Stan shouted as he, Token and Kevin shot down their aimed posters.
" Quickly cut across the building!" The commanding officer instructed as Stan and Co. quickly hopped over the broken window to enter the building.
The boys proceeded to a nearby hallway waiting for anything to pop up outta nowhere.
" Quick, toss a flash bang!" The commanding officer ordered as Kevin tossed the flash bang which would temporarily blind and damage the hearing of enemy forces should they come in contact with the flash bang device.
Five more cut outs appeared on the other side of the hall way and was shot down at a little more slower pace.
" Toss a frag grenade in that room!" The commanding officer ordered as Token tossed a frag grenade exploding the cut outs in the room.
" Quickly run out of the burning building!" The commanding officer instructed.
Stan ran as fast as he could following the arrows painted on the ground and got startled when a cut out appeared directly in front of him, he remembered he had his combat blade so he used it to cut across the cut out to proceed forward.
Stan, Token and Kevin encountered more cut outs along the way and shot all down.
" Run to the finish point!" The commanding officer shouted as the boys crossed the finish line.
" Better than yesterday but still need improvement!" The commanding officer said over the intercom.
" Still got ways to go!" Token admitted.
" That was tiring!" Kevin catching his breath.
" I wonder how the others are doing?" Stan said while still catching his breath.
Boot Camp ( The Sprinting Station)
" All right recruits, you know your drill!" The commanding officer instructed Cartman, Clyde and Kenny to commence their drill.
The drill was to run in place for thirty seconds, drop down and quickly push yourself back up twenty-five times.
" Begin and no fainting this time, private Cartman!" The commanding officer commanded.
The boys began the workout and show no signs of slipping just yet.
Cartman again was having trouble with the warm up drill and was being pushed around by the commanding officer.
" Is that all you got, private Cartman!" The commanding officer shouted.
" Run the track!" The commanding officer gave orders.
Each quarter of the track had a different obstacle and had to be repeated six times as they would run around the track.
Kenny was the first to reach an obstacle, he had to perfom high knees to run through the netted surface.
" Nice work, private McCormick!" The commanding officer approving of Kenny's athleticsim.
Clyde reached the second obstacle after Kenny went through the first one, he had to bear crawl to avoid high poles across the area and had to dive and roll on the ground to avoid low poles across.
" Excellent!" The commanding officer commended.
Cartman reached the third obstacle last after having trouble on the second obstacle, he had to dive forward to avoid incoming rocks and crawl underneath a netted surface.
" Faster private Cartman!" The commanding officer annoyed by Cartman's performance.
" I'm trying!" Cartman shouted.
" Come on Eric, you can take it!" Kenny shouted to motivate Cartman.
" Come on don't let it kick your ass!" Clyde shouted.
Cartman regrouped with Kenny and Clyde for the last obstacle, they have to attach a strapped vest to a bicycle that would carry a commanding officer the remainder of the track before they repeat the process again six times.
The boys attached themselves to a bicycle and began to heave their passengers.
Kenny, Clyde and Cartman each struggled running the track at the weight of the commanding officers especially Cartman.
Cartman dropped to one knee already running out of gas in the first round of the workout.
" Why are you here, private Cartman!" The commanding officer infuriated towards Cartman.
" Can't give up!" Cartman rose to his feet to resume his course.
Boot Camp ( Weight Lifting Station)
Butters, Pip and Tweek reported to their first station of the day which happened to be their biggest flaw, strength.
" Privates Scotch, Pirrup and Tweak join the other recruits in warm up drills!" The commanding officers instructed.
" Sir, yes sir!" The three shouted while running to join the others.
The warm up is sixty push ups, forty-five sit ups, thirty side sit ups, and eighty jumping jacks.
The commanding officer blew his whistle after the boys finished to give them their next objective.
" Split into teams of three to spot one another in bench press workout!" The commanding officer shouted.
Naturally Butters, Pip and Tweek stuck together and began to workout starting with Butters.
Butters max was ninety-five pounds, Pip's was eighty pounds and Tweek's was a hundred-five pounds. (I'm making this one short after all what more is to weight lifting )
Boot Camp ( Mixed Martial Arts Station)
Kyle and Craig arrived at their first training center at the mixed martial arts station which was being operated by the finest m.m.a trainers in the world.
" Good to see you boys back, let us pick up where we left off!" The trainer said.
" You ready, Kyle?" Craig's eyes moved sideways to Kyle's direction.
" It's go time, Craig!" Kyle responded getting in proper stance as was taught yesterday.
The two met in the middle of the mat, wrestling using raw strength to attempt to overcome one another.
Craig was on top punching a covered up Kyle on the ground.
" Kyle, shrimp your way out and use your legs to escape!" One of the trainers advised.
Kyle did what he was told and successfully got out.
The two exchanged blows to each other using head kicks, hook punches, straight punches and even body punches.
Kyle and Craig sparred a little while longer standing up before Craig decided to use a take down slam to put Kyle down.
" What you gonna do now, Kyle?" Craig taunted while in dominant position as Kyle had a sly smile.
" This." Kyle smirked lightly thrusting a plastic combat knife to Craig's ribs.
" He outsmarted you, Craig!" One of trainers said laughing.
" Good one!" Craig said helping Kyle up.
" Nice work, Broflovski but we have more to learn." The trainer said started a whole new lesson teaching them more about mixed martial arts.
Finally after the first set of workouts, everybody met to hit the showers.
" Ah the first shower of the day!" Butters said turning on one of the shower heads since there were many in that one room.
" Yeah but what's the point of it, we have to shower each time we workout only to sweat balls again." Stan brought up while washing.
" That's the Marines for you!" Kyle said applying shampoo in his hair.
" Dude, I could totally see your dick!" Cartman joked around with Craig who simply replied with a middle finger.
" Ah c'mon where's you sense of humor?" Cartman laughed.
As the boys were getting dressed, Clyde and Token thought it would be funny to be in the center of attention by dropping their towel and started to twist their waist quickly making their dicks slap their legs causing everybody to laugh hysterically.
" Good job, bro!" Stan yelled slapping Kevins ass making more people laugh.
Cartman was laughing so hard, he wasn't aware that Kyle was about to surprise him.
" Take this, fat ass!" Kyle said twisting his wet towel and whipped Cartman's balls.
" AHHHH!" Cartman shouted while holding his family jewels.
"Good times, good times!" Stan said cherishing his moment with his friends in boot camp.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...