South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 8: Full of Surprises
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The girls left the South Park Mall to take Wendy home to deliver the news to her parents that she is pregnant.
On the way home, Wendy has thought long and hard on how she's going to break it to her parents and the Marshes.
" I wonder what mom's going to say, I wonder what Mrs. Marsh is going to say!" Wendy nervously thought.
" Never mind them, what about dad!" Wendy continued her nervous thinking.
" Wendy, you okay?" Bebe asked noticing Wendy's look of concern.
" Not really, I'm losing my nerve." Wendy answered looking at the window.
" Just be straight forward with them, they're going to know anyway." Bebe replied.
" I know that Bebe but you don't understand how disappointed they'll be in me and Stan's parents may not approve of me afterwards." Wendy began to stress.
" Hey that's not true Wendy, you're parents will always love you every step of the way and you known Stan's family since we were in the third grade!" Lola chimed in.
" Even they were disappointed in you they'll get over it cause they have to!" Heidi said looking in the rear view mirror at Wendy while driving Clyde's Escalade.
" Not cause they have to cause they love you!" Millie corrected.
" Yeah, what she said!" Heidi said.
" Listen Wendy, it'll be all right just watch, summon up the courage, tell them the news and it'll be done with." Sally advised.
" I think I can do this!" Wendy started to regain confidence.
" Sure hope so cause we're here!" Heidi said as she parked in Wendy's driveway.
" We-we are?" Wendy startled.
" Give us a call when your done, Wendy!" Bebe gleefully said after letting Wendy out.
" Y-you're not coming?" Wendy stammered.
" Nope." Red replied.
" Good luck, Wendy!" Heidi yelled out as she drove off with the rest of the girls.
" Some friends." Wendy said she began to lose her nerve as she approached closer to her door.
" Here goes!" Wendy opened the door.
Wendy walked inside to go to the living room and saw her parents with Stan's parents as if they were waiting for her presence.
" Oh God I did not expect this, God please help me!" Wendy thought to herself.
" Hello darling!" Mrs. Testaburger greeted Wendy.
" Hi mom." Wendy said nervously.
" Oh hello Mrs. Marsh!" Wendy greeted Sharon and Randy with a hug.
" Hello Wendy!" Sharon returned a smile.
" Um w-what brings you two here?" Wendy attempted to regain her composure.
" We heard from Shelly that you are pregnant by our son so we thought we come by to ask if that was true." Randy said.
" Is it true, Wendy?" Mr. Testaburger asked.
" I see no other way to say it, it's true." Wendy admitted not looking in the eyes of either her parents or the Marshes.
" I'm sorry mom and dad and to you too Mr. and Mrs. Marsh." Wendy began to get emotional feeling as if she betrayed their trust.
" Well this could only mean one thing, Wendy." Mrs. Testaburger said as Wendy was fearing the worst.
" We're going to be grand parents!" Randy giving the answer Wendy did not expect.
" Oh Gary, we're going to have a grand children!" Mrs. Testaburger said with as much enthusiasm as the Marshes.
" Are you guys serious, you're not mad?" Wendy shocked to see their current reaction.
" Why would we be mad, babies are a blessing!" Sharon replied hugging the Testaburgers.
" But we had sex!" Wendy nearly shouted out.
" We know how do you think we concieved our children?" Randy said.
"We're not too crazy about the sex part don't get us wrong but as adults we realize that things like this happen for a reason, Wendy." Mr. Testaburger said.
" I know but I don't want you to think that we're sex addicts, we did it cause we're in love daddy." Wendy said.
" We know sweet heart." Sharon hugged Wendy.
" Woo hoo this calls for a celebration!" Randy said calling the Broflovskis.
Wendy couldn't help but smile seeing both her parents and Stan's parents accepting the fact that her and Stan will be having a baby but now she wonders how Stan will react to this news.
Boot Camp ( Three months later)
Three months have come and gone and since joining the boot camps for the Marines, Stan and Co. have been tested of their limits to make the cut of being a american soldier.
Along the way many have experienced hard ships in this course of training, guys like Cartman, Tweek, Butters and Pip have been tested the most.
During the three months of training Cartman, Tweek, Butters and Pip have considered of giving up, letting discouragement get the best of them but the remaining friends who hung on never let them quit.
Tweek was on the brink of failing and was crushed by the workouts and nearly gave up on himself if it wasn't for Stan who reminded him his reason for being here, saving the country and doing Sally proud.
Cartman collapsed many times in all the stations he's trained in and couldn't help but tear up when he was at his breaking point, Kenny and Clyde tried to motivate Cartman the best they could but it seemed he was getting discouraged more and more.
Just when Cartman couldn't take it anymore he was stopped by the person he thought would least help him, Kyle.
Kyle reminded Cartman that as stubborn as he is he never gave on a thing in his life to achieve his goals and because of that, Cartman dropped a lot of weight and was to be awarded the most improved recruit in the boot camp graduation ceramony.
Butters let his peers get the best of him knowing he has been called weak and was told he could accomplish nothing in life.
Craig didn't allow Butters to give up and helped push Butters beyond his limits saying " This is for Millie fight for her damn it!".
Butters has now climbed over the wall of doubt to the land of promises and is now in the best shape of his life.
Pip's reason of nearly giving up was the same as Butters, he let doubt cloud his mind and forgot his true purpose in serving in the army.
Pip nearly attempted suicide due to the harsh nature of the boot camp and only one person who knows death more than anyone stepped in to stop him, Kenny.
Kenny reminded Pip to take it from him that life's too short to have regrets and extinguishing your own life will prove nothing other than you're a coward in doing so.
Pip listened to what Kenny told him and thanks Kenny to this day for helping him by motivating him and to know if you try anythings possible.
" Listen up men, in the last three months we seen improvement in all of you and the training is nearly complete, private Marsh it's up to you." The drill sargent said holding his timer watch for Stan to complete the obstacle course since he was last.
Here's the time records the other boys set to have completed the obstacle course in order:
Token Black, 2:21 mintues
Clyde Donovan, 2:27 mintues
Kyle Broflovski, 2:31 minutes
Kenny McCormick, 2:32 minutes
Eric Cartman, 2:35 mintues
Kevin Stoley, 2:37 minutes
Craig Tucker, 2:39 minutes
Tweek Tweak, 2:40 minutes
Butters Scotch, 2:42 minutes
Pip Pirrup, 2:45 minutes
" On your go, private Marsh!" The commanding officer said.
Stan climbed up the ladder and walked right in front of the rope.
" Break a leg, Stan!" Kyle shouted.
" Show us what you got!" Clyde shouted as well.
" Here goes, this is for Wendy!" Stan thought to himself as he slid down the rope to begin the obstacle course which has slightly been modified.
Five cut outs of the terrorists appeared above the building and was shot down right on precision by Stan.
Stan dove through the glass window to break in the building.
" Hasn't Stan heard of a door?" Cartman joked but no one was laughing.
" Geez lighten up a little." Cartman silently said.
" Flash bang time!" Stan tossed a flash bang across the corridor which triggered four more cut outs to pop up and get shot down.
Stan swat kicked a door which triggered more cut outs, Stan quickly out of reflex shot all cut outs down and proceeded through the building.
As Stan ran out the building, he quickly pulled out his combat blade and turned around then tossed it to strike a cut out from behind directly in the head.
" Damn!" Token wowed by Stan's performance as Stan ran to the finish line.
" 2:05 minutes, a new record!" The commanding officer wowed also by Stan's performance.
" They are all ready!" The drill sargent said with a congratulating smile.
Boot Camp Graduation
The parents and girlfriends of the boys made their way to West Virginia to finally see their loved ones at their boot camp graduation.
Wendy's pregnant stomach was beginning to show and has thought the whole way to the graduation ceramony on what Stan would think and if he'll be there.
" Wendy, we're glad you could make it with us to see Stan graduate from boot camp." Sharon said to Wendy since she was riding with the Marshes.
" I wouldn't have missed the father of my baby's big day, I missed him so much!" Wendy replied with smiles on her face but noticed an accusing look on Shelly's face.
The parents with the girlfriends have made it to the ceramony and sat on the bleachers awaiting the recruits to show up.
The drill sargent walked to the stage and followed was the recruits which caused many cheers. Everybody was in shock and awe at the now more muscular appearance of the boys.
(WildCard0531 note: I imagine they're about as swole as some of the actors in the MCU (i.e: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, etc)
" Eric!" Shelly surprised at the appearance of the new Eric Cartman.
" Oh my God, Butters!" Millie also surprised at Butters more muscular appearance as was his parents.
" Wendy, Kyle looks so dreamy!" Bebe staring at her boyfriend.
" Not as dreamy as Stan!" Wendy argued.
" They all look good, I can't take my eyes off Kenny!" Lola drooling over her boyfriend.
" Wait a minute, is that Token!" Heidi shouted pointed over in the recruits direction.
" And there's Kevin, my best friend!" Red shouted thrilled to see him again.
" Wait if Kevin's here, then that means!" Millie said looking around.
" Red, Heidi, Sally, Millie!" A voice said turning the girls head.
" Oh my God, Esther!" Millie screamed hugging her missed friend.
Wendy, Bebe and Lola made their way to greet Esther and gave her a hug once they got close enough.
" Wendy, are you pregnant!" Esther pointing at Wendy's stomach.
" Yes, three months!" Wendy answered.
" By who!" Esther asked.
" Stan." Wendy replied.
" Oh my God, you two are back together, congratulations!" Esther congratulating Wendy.
" Guess what guys, me, Kevin, Token and Pip are moving back to South Park from here!" Esther shouted as the girls went nuts.
" Attention parents, we'll make this short and sweet since we know you missed these fine men I know I will!" The drill sargent said over the microphone.
" Okay first off, Token Black!" The drill sargent called for Token as Token walked up the stage to receive his graduation medal.
" Next, Kyle Broflovski!" The drill sargent said.
" Kyle, baby I'm so proud of you!" Bebe shouted from the stands.
" Eric Cartman, also receiving the most improved medal of honor!" The drill sargent proudly said.
" Eric!" Shelly screamed clapping her hands.
" Mommy's proud of you, honey!" Liane Cartman said also clapping.
" Clyde Donovan!" The drill sargent said.
" Woo hoo!" Red stood and clapped happy for her boyfriend.
" Stan Marsh!" The drill sargent said.
" Stan, I love you!" Wendy stood up clapping as his parents also stood clapping.
" That's my best friend!" Sally shouted.
" Dude is it me or does Wendy look like she's picked up on some pounds?" Craig said taking notice of Wendy's stomach.
" Kenny McCormick!" The drill sargent said.
" That's my baby!" Lola shouted after screaming his name.
" Phillip Pirrup!" The drill sargent said.
" Hey I remember him!" Heidi acknowledging Pip.
" Leopold Scotch!" The drill sargent said.
" Butters my love!" Millie shouted.
" Aw shucks!" Butters scratched his head after receiving his medal.
" Kevin Stoley!" The drill sargent called out as Heidi and Red cheered for Kevin.
" Craig Tucker!" The drill sargent said.
" Craig!" Heidi placing her hands on her blushing face.
" Tweek Tweak!" The drill sargent called.
" Tweek, congratulations love!" Sally blowing a kiss to her boyfriend.
The ceramony ended and everybody was free to see their loved ones as each graduating recruits ran straight to their parents and girlfriends that awaited them.
Stan sprinted to his parents and Wendy and noticed something was very different with Wendy.
" Mom, Dad!" Stan shouted hugging his parents.
Stan turned his attention to Wendy and wrapped his arms around her to give her a kiss.
" I missed you so much Wendy!" Stan overcome with love and yearning for Wendy couldn't stop smiling.
" Stan, baby I missed you too!" Wendy becoming yet again emotional.
" I can't help but notice a small difference in you, Wendy." Stan slowly moved his eyes down towards Wendy's stomach.
" I want you to know I don't care if you picked up weight, I love you anyway." Stan said making Wendy tear up from the sweet words from him.
" Stan, we're having a baby!" Wendy finally said.
Stan couldn't believe the word that was just said from Wendy and it was evident in his face when his jaw slowly dropped.
Stan turned his back and begun to shake causing Wendy to worry.
" Stan, I know this is going to be a lot of responsibility but don't go.." Wendy begun to think Stan was going to walk away.
But instead Stan dropped to his knees with small beads of tears in his eyes and kissed Wendy's stomach giving her his reaction as well as his answer.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...