South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 11: Gathering Intel
USMC Camp
Shortly after having a taste of what it's like in warfare, Stan and Co. have been picked up by a armored plane with nobody killed or majorly injured.
The boys have arrived at one of the USMC camps in Iraq to be brought before the General as well as to begin their assignments.
" See you, Jimmy and Timmy!" Stan waved at the two as they were being sent back to their Air Force base.
" Call us when you need us!" Jimmy shouted back.
" Timmy!" Timmy shouted.
" These are the new recruits?" The General asked Lt. Johnson.
" Yes sir and from the looks of it, these recruits can definitely hold their own!" Lt. Johnson saluted as the General turned his attention to the boys.
" You young men have done well, Lt. Johnson holds you all in high esteem." The General said.
" Thank you General?" Kyle asked.
" General Arthur Nixon." General Nixon filled in.
" Yes sir!" Kyle saluted.
" Captain Wilkinson?" General Nixon requested.
" Yes sir!" Captain Wilkinson answered with a salute.
" Which of these fine men will be in your squad?" General Nixon asked.
" Let's see, Pvts. Donovan, McCormick, Pirrup, and Stoley you're with me!" Captain Wilkinson anointed his crew.
" Fine choice of men, lead them into your next mission, Captain." General Nixon ordered.
" See you guys." Kenny leaving with the others who were called with the Captain.
" Good luck guys!" Butters said.
" As for you Lt. Johnson I have a mission for you and your crew elsewhere." General Nixon said.
" Pvts. Stotch, Tweak and Cartman, you're with us!" Sgt. Foley called out his hand picked soldiers.
" Oh lame!" Cartman commented as he walked over to meet his Sgt.
" Good luck faggots!" Craig mocked Cartman.
Lt. Johnson brought his squad in for briefing on their next mission as Captain Wilkinson's crew are about to start their mission.
Iraq Cargo Ship
Kenny
Allies: Clyde, Pip, Kevin, Cpl. James and Captain Wilkinson.
Mission Objectives: Collect intel on enemy General Rakish-Ram's wherabouts and discover Iraq's secret weapon.
Captain Wilkinson's crew traveled by helicopter on a stormy night to a enemy cargo ship that possessed intel on vital information that could mean winning this war.
" All right men it appears you've done well staying alive in your first mission but it gets tougher." Capt. Wilkinson said flicking his cigarette.
" Yes sir!" The boys said.
" Sir, we are near contact point, it appears we have not yet been spotted." The helicopter operator said.
" Excellent, the storm seems to tip in our favor." Capt. Wilkinson said.
" You guys nervous?" Kevin asked.
" A little but this mission sounds like a piece of cake." Clyde said.
" Let's make sure we go in and out with our intel, mates." Pip said.
" Agreed." Kenny said.
" Listen up men, in approximately ten seconds we'll be at the drop off point, the way to get down is by rope, understand?" Capt. Wilkinson said.
" Sir, yes sir!" The boys saluted.
" Arm yourselves men!" Capt. Wilkinson ordered.
Kenny grabbed a M4A1 assault rifle with ACOG scope attachment, a P99 handgun ( the same handgun everyone else has.), a few flash bangs and frag grenades.
Clyde grabbed a CM901 assault rifle with red dot sight attachment.
Pip grabbed a UMP45 sub machine gun with two back up pistols.
Kevin grabbed a M16A4 assault rifle with red dot sight attachment.
" Move out men!" Capt. Wilkinson commanded.
" Meet you down!" Clyde said sliding down on one rope as Pip slid down on the other to land on the ship.
Kenny and Kevin followed next and Cpl. James and Capt. Wilkinson came down after them.
" Testing mic, over." Capt. Wilkinson activating his ear piece.
" Hear you loud and clear, Capt. Wilkinson!" The helicopter operator responded.
" Good, now stand by until I give the orders for extraction!" Capt. Wilkinson ordered.
" Move it out men!" Capt. Wilkinson commanded.
The crew made their way on the ship and noticed a office with six men on guard.
" Pvts. McCormick and Donovan take out these men!" Capt. Wilkinson quietly said.
" Element of surprise!" Kenny said shooting down enemy soldiers alongside Clyde.
" Perfect job, I believe we are still unnoticed." Capt. Wilkinson said progressing forward.
" Check the rooms for any piece of shit soldiers!" Capt. Wilkinson ordered.
" Time for a wake up call, asshole!" Kenny said grabbing a sleeping soldier by his collar and punched him in the face then stabbed him silently.
" Nice Ken!" Kevin giving his praise.
The boys found a stairway in the office that leads further down the ship.
" I have a hunch that's where we'll find our intel Captain!" Cpl. James said.
The crew descended down the stairs only to find more soldiers to greet them.
" Take cover!" Capt. Wilkinson shouted as the enemy soldiers began to fire their weapons.
Kenny dove into cover and only got up to aim and fire on the Iraq soldiers.
" Frag out!" Clyde tossing a frag grenade to blow some soldiers away.
" Fuck it!" Kenny dashing forward head on. Kenny head butted one soldier and shot two down his pistol and stabbed another soldier in the neck.
" Let's help him!" Kevin shouted as he, Clyde, Pip and Cpl. James ran to aid Kenny.
" Back off fag!" Clyde shouted using his assault rifle to strike a soldier in the face and shot him many times in the chest.
" Try me!" Pip attacked violently pistol whipping a soldier and jumped to crush the soldiers throat with his left knee.
Kevin used his assault rifle to fend off several soldiers.
" Hope you like your trip to hell!" Kevin using his right leg to sweep a soldier and shot him with his assault rifle.
" Kenny breach that reinforced steel door, we'll back you up!" Cpl. James ordered passing a frame charge to Kenny.
Kenny set up his frame charge and readied his weapon as it will only take two seconds to detonate.
The frame charge detonated and Kenny quickly came in shooting down soldiers as if everybody was moving in slow motion.
" Area secure!" Clyde confirmed.
" All right men, search for that intel!" Capt. Wilkinson ordered.
The crew began to search out the area once exploring and stumbled across a tin garage. They opened it and found a laptop sitting on a desk.
" Sir, I think that's our intel!" Pip pointing out a laptop.
" Keep a look out, I need to analyze this data first if it is our intel." Capt. Wilkinson said.
" How you doing on ammo, Kenny?" Clyde asked.
" I'm good." Kenny checked.
" I could use some." Kevin said as Clyde tossed him some ammo mags.
" Don't you think it's a little too quiet, I know there's gotta be more soldiers!" Pip said.
" Yeah it's almost as if it's too easy!" Kevin replied.
" We have our intel boys." Captian Wilkinson looking at the info presented on the laptop.
"Can I see?" Kenny asked.
"I don't see why not." Capt. Wilkinson said. "You're a part of this mission too. Come."
Capt. Wilkinson motioned for Kenny to come over. Kenny went and looked at the screen to find a picture of a purple colored crystal. This perplexed Kenny greatly.
"Boys, that's Iraq's secret weapon." Capt. Wilkinson said
"Iraq's secret weapon is…a purple crystal?" Kenny asked.
"Not just any crystal, son. Look what else I found." Capt. Wilkinson said as he opened up windows that contained blueprints for countless vehicles and weapons. There was even a window that contained information about this 'purple crystal.'
"I don't know much about the information but apparently this crystal is a big deal." Capt. Wilkinson explained. "Supposedly it's one of nine crystals that was made long ago in another dimension. This particular crystal got separated from the rest of them and somehow made its way to this dimension, and is buried in Cheekah Dar, the tallest mountain in Iraq. This crystal is said to house unlimited energy that can power even the largest of cities. With these blueprints, my guess is that Rakish wants to dig the crystal up so he could use it as a battery or power source for his vehicles and weapons so he can take over."
"Magical crystals?" Kenny asked. "What is this some kind of anime?"
"I share his skepticism." Pip said. "The idea of magical macguffins is beyond farfetched."
"Laugh all you want, but it's real and it's dangerous if put in the wrong hands." Capt. Wilkinson said as he looked at the intel some more. "Hmm, it says here that Rakish plans on getting help from another country when it comes to funding this excavation project."
"Do you know which one?" Pip asked.
"Doesn't say." Capt. Wilkinson said. "This Rakish is certainly a conservative fellow."
"Hang on, going back on the subject of these 'magic crystals', do you know where the rest of the crystals are?" Kenny asked.
"The only other one of these crystals that have been seen was the Shadow Crystal about 13 years ago, but that disappeared along with its holder." Capt. Wilkinson said looking at the intel. "But those other eight are not important right now."
"Holy shit," Kenny thought to himself, "I remember that Shadow Crystal fiasco from back in the day! I was only six but those days still remain fresh in my mind!"
Wilkinson further examined the intel and it showed that Rakish had a hideout set up in Kadimain, Iraq.
"So that's where you're hiding you son of a bitch." Captain Wilkinson muttered. "Alright boys, let's move out!"
The boys walked over to where the Captain was at but was suddenly off balance because a something caused a explosion on the ship.
" Is everybody all right!" Capt. Wilkinson yelled.
" We're fine what was that!" Kevin shouted back.
" Black Eagle 3 we have the intel and suddenly felt a explosion on the ship, what's the problem!" Capt. Wilkinson said on his ear piece.
" An nearby enemy sub responded to a distress call from your position and fired a missile on your six!" The helicopter operator responded.
" Sir, I advise you grab that intel and evacuate immediately, you don't have time the ship will sink!" The helicopter operator advised.
" Oh shit, water's flooding the area!" Kenny shouted.
" Pvt. McCormick grab the laptop, the ship's going to hell!" Capt. Wilkinson shouted.
" Oh great more company!" Clyde shouted as more Iraq soldiers appeared to keep the crew from escaping.
" Open fire!" Capt. Wilkinson commanded.
" Go on Kenny we have your back!" Kevin starting to fend off the soldiers as Kenny collected the intel.
" Damn it, I'm out of ammo!" Pip shouted.
" Here take my assault rifle!" Kenny passing his weapon to Pip.
Kenny pulled out his P99 hand gun and began to sprint his way out the area.
" Out of my way!" Kenny head shotted five soldiers in his way.
The enemy sub released another missile to further cripple the cargo ship which caused everybody to lose balance again.
Kenny tossed a flash bang out a door to stun any soldiers that planned a surprise attack and turns out there was only one soldier.
" Stay in my way, will you!" Kenny angrily said slamming the soldier's head onto the steel wall and stabbed him in the head twice.
" Allow me!" Pip said first emerging out the top stairway from which they came from to offer more protection.
Pip surveyed the area and shot a few more soldiers along the way.
Finally they made it to the extraction point and more Iraq soldiers attempted to stop them.
The helicopter lowed it's altitude so the soldier's can dive in.
Capt. Wilkinson and Cpl. James were on each side outside the helicopter's entrance wanting to let the boys go in first as they begun to defend the incoming soldiers.
" Hurry get in the chopper, boys!" Capt. Wilkinson ordered firing his assault rifle.
Kevin and Pip jumped in the helicopter first and then came Clyde.
" Here catch!" Kenny tossing the bag containing the lap top to Kevin's hands and jumped in the chopper.
" Go on, Captain!" Cpl. James shouted.
Captain Wilkinson jumped in the helicopter and Cpl. James tried to next but was shot down by a Iraq soldier.
" James!" Capt. Wilkinson screamed at the death of Cpl. James.
" Why you!" Kenny grabbing his assault rifle and started to rain down bullets on Iraq soldiers.
" We're here now hurry and go!" Capt. Wilkinson commanded the operator.
The helicopter started to ascend up quickly which made Kenny lose balance and nearly fell off the chopper if he hadn't grabbed on to the bottom of the helicopter.
" Grab him!" Clyde said quickly reaching for Kenny with Kevin.
Kenny was brought back to his feet by Clyde and Kevin and the helicopter began it's escape.
" Kenny, you're one crazy son of a bitch!" Clyde complemented.
" Yeah, don't scare us like that bro!" Kevin added.
" A job well done men, it's very unfortunate that we lost Cpl. James but he served his country." Capt. Wilkinson mourning the loss of his comrade.
" And you Pvt. McCormick excellent performance, what you have done has greatly increased our chance in winning this war, so I congratulate you Cpl. McCormick!" Capt. Wilkinson anointing Kenny from Private to Corporal.
" Bad ass, you're Corporal now Ken!" Clyde clapping his hands.
" Sir, I will do everything in my power to succeed in winning this war!" Kenny saluted.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...