South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 12: The New Enemy
USMC Base
Kenny's team completed their mission with very little difficulty by successfully obtaining vital information that could mean the end of this war but at the cost of former Cpl. James.
" Just wait til everybody hears that Kenny has been promoted!" Clyde said.
" That's not all men, you ought to congratulate yourselves for a job well done!" Capt. Wilkinson proudly said.
" What we got here can win us this war!" Capt. Wilkinson continued. " What's wrong Kevin?" Kenny asked.
" Something bothering you?" Clyde added.
" No I'm fine guys but I can't help but think that getting such important information was a little too easy." Kevin confessed.
" I mean don't get me wrong, I'm happy for Kenny's accomplishment but I got a eerie feeling about this." Kevin said.
" Relax mate, those damned terrorists fought with whatever honor they thought they had." Pip said.
" I hope that's the case." Kevin said at the same time the chopper lowered down at base camp.
There awaiting Kenny's group was Cartman's group with Stan's group nowhere to be seen.
" Hey all right you guys made it back okay!" Tweek cheered.
" Piece of cake!" Kenny giving the thumbs up.
" So what did you guys have to do?" Butters asked.
" Retrieve information for the enemy General's wherabouts so we can end this war!" Pip answered.
" Oh and did we mention Kenny's a Corporal now?" Clyde brought up.
" Wow are you serious, that's cool dude!" Cartman said.
" Thanks, where's Stan's crew?" Kenny said.
" Stan's crew left the platoon weeks after you guys departed for your mission." Tweek filled in.
" What's their mission?" Kenny asked.
" Something about finding out if rumors are true that Al Queda is working with another country to plot against us." Butters said.
" Deep shit, I hope they'll make it out alive." Kevin hoped.
Russia (In a old and abandoned city)
Craig
Allies: Kyle, Stan, Token, Pvt. Goodman and Lt. Johnson.
Mission Objectives: Infiltrate an abandoned city of Russia to confirm allies of the Al Queda General.
" I wonder if Kenny's crew made it out okay." Stan wondered smoking a cigarette while riding in a helicopter on the way to the mission.
" Yeah I was wondering the same thing too, from what we heard is that they had to get important info." Token said.
" I bet it's pretty dangerous!" Kyle said.
" I'm sure they made it out fine but we need to focus on our mission for now, Stan." Craig said putting rounds in his L118A sniper rifle.
" Agreed." Stan flicked away his cigarette.
" Pvt. Tucker is right men, our mission is just as vital as Capt. Wilkinson's mission." Lt. Johnson said.
" That's because we're going to find out who's the allies to the enemy, correct sir?" Kyle asked.
" Correct Pvt. Broflovski, there have been rumors of a partnership between the Al Queda and the Russians plotting against us." Lt. Johnson said.
" Well guess we're about to find out then." Stan said.
The helicopter continued to take the boys to their destination until they reached a forest that surrounds the targeted city.
" Sir, we are at the third quadrant of sector fifteen in a nearby forest." The air operator said.
" Excellent, lower the chopper we'll walk from here!" Lt. Johnson ordered.
The chopper lowered it's altitude to the ground to deploy the soldiers.
" Arm yourselves!" Lt. Johnson commanded.
Kyle armed himself with M4A1 assault rifle, Token with a M16A4 assault rifle with red dot sight attachment, Stan with a SCAR-L assault rifle and Craig with a L118A sniper rifle making him the designated assassin.
" Let's go!" Stan said marching forward with the other boys following him.
The crew continued to march forward until Lt. Johnson raised one hand up.
" Hold position!" Lt. Johnson ordered and pulled out his binoculars.
" Looks to be several scouts in the area, so we don't want to attract attention, proceed forward and lay low." Lt. Johnson said.
" Sir, there are two lone enemy soldiers that look to be heading our way." Stan whispered as indeed two enemy soldier wandered towards their way.
" I see, Pvt. Marsh and Broflovski eliminate them but be subtle!" Lt. Johnson ordered.
" The rest of you, follow me!" Lt. Johnson ordered.
Lt. Johnson and the other soldiers hid behind a nearby fort as Stan and Kyle camoflaged themselves in the tall grass.
" On your go, Stan!" Kyle said. The enemy soldiers closed in unaware that they're about to get killed.
" Now!" Stan whispered once he heard a twig snap.
Stan and Kyle both rose from the tall grass to drag the enemy soldiers down and impaled their throats with their combat knives.
" Clean kills, sir!" Token alerting Lt. Johnson after Stan gave the thumbs up.
" Pvt. Marsh, you and Broflovski hide the bodies and rendezvous with us via wristlock watch!" Lt. Johnson said.
" Yes sir!" Stan replied.
Lt. Johnson and the rest of the boys went ahead while Stan and Kyle dragged the bodies elsewhere so it will not be found.
" Sweet kill, dude!" Kyle said lifting up a dead soldier over his shoulders.
" Nice and silent, now we just have to hide them so we don't blow our cover." Stan said also lifting a dead soldier over his shoulders.
" I know let's dump them in that creek we passed up earlier." Kyle recommended.
" Good idea." Stan agreed.
Stan and Kyle came across the creek to dump the dead bodies and before they did that, Kyle had a idea.
" Hey dude, I need to take a piss." Kyle smiled deviously at the dead body.
" I get you, why not?" Stan said placing one soldiers dead body in the shallow end of the creek.
Stan and Kyle both took a piss on the dead bodies and laughed while doing so. Unfortunate for both Stan and Kyle, a group of enemy soldiers saw what was taking place.
" What the hell are those damned Americans doing!" An outraged Iraq soldier said in his own language.
" Are they doing what I think they're doing!" Another Iraq soldier exclaimed.
" Filthy Americans, open fire!" A Iraq command officer shouted alerting Stan and Kyle.
" Oh shit, dude watch out!" Stan literally tackling Kyle into a cover spot after the Iraq soldiers began shooting.
" Thanks man!" Kyle commented on Stan's rescue while reloading his assault rifle.
" No problem!" Stan rose from cover to shoot down enemy soldiers on his left.
" Come on!" Kyle angrily said while shooting soldiers on his right.
" Hey look their commanding officers getting away!" Stan trying to aim for the swift enemy officer.
" Fuck that guy Stan, we need to regroup with the others so we don't fuck up the mission!" Kyle said.
" So much for being undercover!" Stan sprinting with Kyle.
Stan and Kyle ran further deep into the forest that led them closer to the enemy than they wanted to.
" Oh shit!" Stan taking notice of a camp of soldiers.
" Damn it, what do we do?" Kyle asked.
" Dude, where the hell is Stan and Kyle?" Craig impatiently said.
" They should've been here a long ass time ago, whats up!" Token concurred.
" Men, we can't wait for them forever because the enemy's ally identity can leave any moment we can't risk it!" Lt. Johnson said.
" I hoped they didn't take the short cut to this rendezvous point, that's where an enemy camp is stationed at." Pvt. Goodman said.
" Pvt. Goodman is correct, let's pray that they make it." Lt. Johnson said.
" I just hope those crazy bastards won't cause any explosions that can sabotage our mission." Craig said.
" Look Kyle, the entrance to that city we're suppose to meet the others!" Stan pointed towards the city beyond the camp that they're trapped in.
" Check your wristlock to see if that's the right place, Stan!" Kyle recommended.
" All right!" Stan checking his wristlock.
" Yeah that's it all right, Craig and Co. signals are coming from that direction!" Stan comfirmed.
" Okay but how are we getting through this blockade!" Kyle said.
" If we quietly use this tall grass, we can sneak through and crawl underneath their armored trucks that just happens to be in line directly into the city." Stan said.
" Sounds good to me, let's go!" Kyle whispered and followed Stan camoflaging themselves using the tall grass.
Stan and Kyle passed through without any notice from the soldiers and made it to their first vehicle.
" Okay you first I'll cover for you." Stan whispered as Kyle started crawling underneath an armored truck.
Stan followed Kyle and right off the bat, Stan had a idea.
" Hey, Kyle!" Stan shouted out in a whisper.
" What's up?" Kyle turned his head.
" Got any claymores?" Stan asked as Kyle searched his back pack.
" Yeah got a couple!" Kyle answered.
" Good, I got a plan as we get past each vehicle, plant a claymore I got a feeling." Stan said.
" I get you, man you know what your doing!" Kyle planting one claymore at the bottom of the truck.
Stan and Kyle started placing claymores at the bottom of all the trucks they passed through until they reach the end.
" All right check your left and I'll check my right." Stan said looking for whatever soldiers that may be around.
" Clear on my side." Kyle said.
" All right let's go!" Stan said as they made their escape entering the city.
" It's been fifteen minutes, we have to go!" Lt. Johnson announced.
" No wait, here they are!" Token pointed.
" Hey!" Stan said from afar closing in.
" Bout time you guys made we were about to leave!" Craig said.
" Had a bit of a setback but were here." Stan said.
" Glad you can make it Pvt. Marsh, now let's go to the meeting point to find out who's behind this!" Lt. Johnson rallying the boys and marched forward.
" Pvts Tucker and Goodman come with me, the rest of you stay down here and out of sight keep in touch by radio!" Lt. Johnson ordered.
Lt. Johnson, Craig and Pvt. Goodman proceeded up the abandoned building to the top floor to get better view of the Iraq's meeting with their ally.
Once they made it to the top floor, Lt. Johnson pulled out his binoculars to examine what was taking place.
" Pvt. Marsh, what's your status?" Lt. Johnson radioed.
" Everythings clear, sir!" Stan answered.
" Good, once I find out the enemy's allies are then you radio base, understand?" Lt. Johnson said.
" Affirmative." Stan responded.
" Let's have a look... Holy shit it's the Russians!" Lt. Johnson nearly exclaimed.
" The Russians are their allies? I thought they were on our side!" Craig said.
" Pvt. Marsh, It's the Russians I repeat the Russians are in league with Al Queda!" Lt. Johnson radioing Stan causing him to alert base.
" Wait a minute... My God it's the Al Queda General!" Lt. Johnson said watching the General communicate with what appears to be the General of the Russians.
" Are you serious!" Craig said.
" Pvt. Tucker and Goodman if we kill him here and the other leader, we can end this war right now!" Lt. Johnson said.
" Well what are we waiting for, let's do what we came to do and snipe those bitches!" Craig readying his sniper.
Craig and Pvt. Goodman both aimed at the Russian General thinking that the other was aiming for the Al Queda General.
" Now!" Lt. Johnson ordered as both Craig and Pvt. Goodman both shot down the Russian General.
The Russian General was shot and immediately soldiers on both sides scattered to find the source of who shot the Russian General and protected the Al Queda General.
" No damn it!" Lt. Johnson shouted.
" What the fuck, Goodman!" Craig pushed Pvt. Goodman with one hand.
" I thought you aimed for that fucking terrorist, the Russian was mine!" Pvt. Goodman shouted back.
" Back the fuck up, I'll kill him!" Craig aimed outside the window and saw multiple RPG rockets heading for their direction.
" Holy Sh...!" Craig shouted diving away from the window into cover.
A huge explosion was heard from where Craig, Lt. Johnson and Pvt. Goodman were positioned at.
" OH FUCK, CRAIG... CRAIG!" Stan shouted after seeing a explosion to where Craig was at.
" Stan, look out!" Token grabbed Stan and Kyle to move them away from burning rocks that was dropping down from the burning building.
" CRAIG, CRAIG FUCKING ANSWER!" Stan tried to radio.
Thirty Minutes Later...
Craig awoke and suddenly found himself in a burning building after temporarily blacking out.
" Ow fuck, my head!" Craig placing his hand on his head.
Craig observed the area and saw both Lt. Johnson and Pvt. Goodman killed in action as they laid lifelessly on the floor.
" Damn it, I'm alone! Stan, Stan do you read!" Craig grabbing the radio.
" Holy shit, you made it!" Stan replied back.
" Where are you guys!" Craig frantically said.
" We're at the south exit, help's coming nobody's spotted us yet, we're coming for you try to find a way out!" Stan said.
All the sudden multiple glass shatters were heard throughout the area in the burning building.
" Damn they really want to check if we're all dead!" Craig said as he hid behind a desk.
Three enemy soldiers kicked down doors to search the area and was accompanied by the Al Queda General himself.
The soldiers and the Al Queda General entered the room that Craig was in.
" There was three of them, I'm certain!" The Al Queda General Rakish said in Iraq language.
" But sir, what if there was just two we shouldn't risk ourselves in this infernal collapsing building especially you!" A Iraq soldier said.
Once he finished, the Al Queda General Rakish pulled out his pistol and shot the soldier.
" Search this building at once!" Rakish ordered as the two soldiers without question listened.
" Time to make my move!" Craig pulled out his combat blade and silently walked out of the room.
Craig caught one soldier alone and killed him by covering his mouth and impaling his throat with his blade.
" Your next!" Craig repeated his action to the other unsuspecting soldier.
" There you are, damned if I let you get away!" Craig said targeting Rakish who was alone.
" What a dumb ass General." Craig said silently walking up behind Rakish.
" Send a bird here, no one was left behind!" Rakish ordered the helicopter operator by radio.
" Be there in a few minutes, General!" The voice replied.
" That's what you think ass hole!" Craig said alerting Rakish.
The first thing Rakish saw was Craig's middle finger on one hand and a punch to his face from the other hand.
Craig and Rakish began fighting in the burning building that can totally collapse within minutes.
" Oh shit, they're fighting!" Kyle pointed up at the top of the building watching Craig and General Rakish duke it out.
" Come on we got to hurry!" Token sprinted.
" Oh shit we got company!" Stan began shooting at both Russians and Iraq enemy soldiers.
Kyle and Token aided Stan in literally their fight for survival.
Craig pulled out his combat blade to attempt to cut the evil General but was caught by Rakish and now it was he with the blade.
Rakish tried to impale Craig but instead impaled the wall. Craig kicked Rakish's hand off the blade and off his gun that was in his other hand.
" Fucking American!" Rakish shouted throwing a punch.
" Dumb ass!" Craig countering Rakish's punch with a punch of his own.
Craig and Rakish began to viciously fight taking powerful blows to the face and ribs.
Craig moved back and swung around a pole to use both of his feet to smash in Rakish's face and then took down the General and began to pound his face in with elbows and fists.
Rakish blocked Craigs elbow and got Craig off him, then tossed Craig through a window to another room.
" Argh, damn it!" Craig feeling of having several cuts to his body from going through a glass window.
" Come here, I'll finish you myself!" Rakish said kicking Craig's face and repeatedly kicking his ribs.
Craig grabbed Rakish's leg and swept Rakish down to the ground then kneed his face.
Craig picked up Rakish by his collar and before a punch could be thrown a large burning rock from the building dropped hard on his arm breaking his grip from the General.
" ARGH!" Craig screaming out in agony.
Rakish took advantage and punched Craig twice and kicked Craig in the chest to make him fall into a small part of the fire.
Craig again screamed from being burned and quickly put out his fire by using the stop, drop and roll.
" General Rakish!" A Iraq officer shouted from the helicopter next to a window.
" Finally our little game has come to an end, you won't survive anyway the building about collapse American!" Rakish said jumping into his helicopter.
" Who the hell is up there!" Stan said looking up at the helicopter.
" Don't matter, shoot his ass!" Token initiated gun fire on the armored helicopter with Stan and Kyle.
" Where's Craig!" Token exclaimed.
" Fuck, I'm burned!" Craig walking through burning hallways as fast as he could.
" Damn it I have no choice, this place is about to collapse!" Craig thought to himself watching burning rocks come down even faster than before.
Craig was on the second floor and saw a window pretty much giving him his only option.. Jumping out.
" FUUUUCCCCKK!" Craig shouted as he dove out the building from the second floor to safely make it outside.
The burning building finally collapsed and was starting to make it's way to Craig.
" Craig, you crazy son of a bitch!" Stan quickly picking Craig up on his shoulders and began sprinting out of the way as fast as he could.
" Go, go we'll cover you!" Kyle shouted firing at enemy soldiers alongside Token.
Stan began sprinting out of the cities limits followed by Token and Kyle heading for a American chopper that was ready for them.
" H-h-hurry up S-S-STAN!" Jimmy shouted at the opening of the helicopter with two other American soldiers.
" Here take care of Craig!" Stan placing Craig on a small stretcher bed and joined the other two soldiers to protect Kyle and Token.
" Where is your commanding officer, Lt. Johnson!" One soldier asked.
" Killed in action!" Stan replied while shooting.
" All right, we're in!" Token alerting Jimmy.
" Le-lets get the f-f-fu-fuck out!" Jimmy raising the altitude on the helicopter.
" Craig, I'm glad your still alive!" Token said.
" Th-thanks..." Craig weakly said.
" Hey look, Stan!" Kyle pointing down at the armored trucks that was around many enemy soldiers.
" That's right!" Stan said reaching in his back back.
" What's right?" Token asked.
" Stan and Kyle pulled out detonators for the claymores they placed on the armor trucks.
" Watch." Stan said as he and Kyle pressed the button exploding all armored trucks and killing many enemy soldiers.
" HOLY SHIT!" Token shouted. " Well done!" A soldier complemented.
" Oh before I forget, I have something for you Pvt. Marsh!" The other soldier said handing a envelop to Stan.
" Oh my God, it's from Wendy!" Stan opening the envelop.
" What's it say, dude?" Kyle eagerly asked.
" A girl... I'M HAVING A BABY GIRL!" Stan shouted at the top of his lungs.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...