South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 13: Cold Taste of Revenge
" I can't believe it, I'm having a baby girl!" Stan exclaimed.
" Isn't that what you wanted?" Kyle feeling happy for his long time best friend.
" Hell yes, I bet Wendy's a little upset she wanted a boy but we were going to be fine with whatever gender we get." Stan explained.
" Well congratulations, Pvt. Marsh!" The soldier said.
" Yeah congratulations!" Kyle said shaking Stan's hand.
" Wow, Stan and Wendy having a little girl never thought that would happen." Jimmy thought to himself while operating the helicopter.
" How's Craig?" Stan turning his attention to the badly injured Craig who was unconscious.
" Not too good, he's badly burned on his back and has multiple cuts all over his body." Token said.
" Hey buddy, he'll be fine." Stan resting his hand on Token's shoulder.
" Thanks bro, and congratulations on your baby girl I'm happy for you." Token smiled.
" Who was that guy that Craig was fighting with and got away?" Kyle asked.
" No idea could be a commanding officer or just plain out soldier." Token answered.
" It had to be a commanding officer, those terrorists don't believe in saving a common soldiers since sacrificing is such an " hero" move." Stan using his fingers to air quote.
" Ha fucking terrorists!" Token mocked.
USMC Base
Stan's helicopter lowered it's altitude to land after receiving clearance from the USMC and waiting for the boys was their friends as well as General Nixon.
" Here they come!" Tweek said.
" Yo!" Stan said once stepping out of the helicopter.
" What happened to Craig!" Clyde shouted running over to where Token and Craig were.
" He got into a scuffle with someone in a burning building." Kyle answered.
" And Lt. Johnson?" General Nixon asked.
" He was killed in action, sir." Stan answered looking down.
" He was a good man, served his country well." General Nixon saddened.
" So you say the Russians are the allies of the Al Queda, was the assassination complete?" General Nixon asked.
" We don't know for sure, we heard gunshots and we didn't have a chance to ask Craig as you can see he's unconscious and badly injured." Stan said.
" I see, well once help is received to Pvt. Tucker I'll question him for now we must plan our next attack." General Nixon said.
" Yes sir!" Stan saluted.
Once the General was walking away, Craig awoke from his unconsciousness to speak out.
" W-wait General..." Craig weakly said.
" Craig?" Kevin said.
" Pvt. Tucker was that you?" General Nixon asked.
" The assassination was... was incomplete I killed only the Russian General.." Craig said.
" No Pvt. Tucker you completed your mission, you assignment was to kill the negotiator of the ally and the fact he was general for the Russians made your mission all the more complete." General Nixon said.
" Something unexpected happened sir, the Al Queda General was present and gotten away!" Craig choked out.
" Say what!" Clyde said.
" Are you sure!" General Nixon asked.
" I fought him, Lt. Johnson told me who he was before we had a chance to end this war but I failed." Craig feeling guilty.
" Listen son, no matter what you think of yourself you served your country well and I commend you for completing your mission, Pvt. Tucker." General Nixon giving his respect.
" Give me a chance to help end this war!" Craig tried to rise from his stretcher but was stopped from his pains.
" Wow, I never thought Craig was so into this war let alone to care about it so deeply." Kyle thought to himself.
" I'm sorry son, but with the injuries you have sustained you must be treated to a medical facility immediately so fighting to end of this war is out of question." General Nixon said.
" Please sir, I can fight!" Craig said.
" I'm sorry Pvt. Tucker, you done your part let your comrades finish this war, you are relieved of your duties once you've finished healing." General Nixon finalized.
" Y-yes sir." Craig looked down.
" Hey nothing to be ashamed of Craig, I personally wanted to get a crack at that fucking General!" Cartman attempting to cheer Craig up.
" Yeah, he's right Craig not one of us thinks your a failure." Butters said.
" Thanks guys." Craig cracked a small smile.
" Let's get Pvt. Tucker some help and regroup at the tent to plan our final attack to end this war!" General Nixon said.
Craig was escorted by his friends to the camps medical hospital to tend to his injuries.
South Park
Meanwhile back in the good town of South Park on this particular day, the loved ones of the soldiers are under one roof for Wendy's baby shower.
" Here take this one, Wendy!" Esther handing a present from herself to give to Wendy. She unwrapped it and found a useful item.
" A diaper dispenser, thanks Esther!" Wendy smiled.
" Well that'll come in handy since the baby practically goes ten times a day." Sharon said.
" Whoa, ten times a day what am I feeding this baby Indian food or what?" Wendy joked.
" Well sometimes my little poopskins would go twenty times a day." Liane Cartman said.
" Can't say I'm surprised." Wendy imagined before shuddering.
"Open mine next, Wendy!" Millie said as she handed Wendy her gift, "It's honestly something meant more for Stan, but I still think it'll be useful nonetheless."
Wendy unwrapped Millie's gift to find an artificial breast feeder.
"What a weird bra," Heidi said.
"It's not a bra," Millie corrected, "It's a breast feeding device for dads. I figured if there ever comes a time when Wendy is away for some reason and Stan is left in charge of the baby, should she ever get hungry he can slip that bad boy on and, boom, consider her fed."
"Thank you, Millie," Wendy said, "I have a strong feeling that this will come in handy, so I really appreciate it."
"Here's ours Wendy!" Bebe giving Wendy a present from her and Sally.
" Oh this a cute outfit for me and Stan's baby girl, oh is that a pink full body pj's!" Wendy admiring the presents.
" Yes it is, I picked them out myself." Sally said.
" And I paid." Bebe boasted.
" Well it's a great gift thank you two!" Wendy hugged Sally and Bebe.
" Is that all the presents?" Mrs. Testaburger asked while seeing all sorts of presents all over the place.
" Yes I think so." Wendy said after a head count.
" Well not all because me and Mrs. Marsh pitched in for your last present.
" Mrs. Testaburger said.
" Oh wow." Wendy smiled.
" I'll get the guys." Sharon said walking out the backdoor to where all the dads where at drinking.
" Randy, Gary it's time!" Sharon signaled.
Both Randy and Mr. Testaburger brought in a huge wrapped present and was followed by the other dads of the boys and girls.
Wendy unwrapped the present and saw a beautifully baby cradel with unique designs for girls.
" Oh my God, thank you both it's perfect!" Wendy hugging both her mom and Sharon.
" Anything for my daughter to be." Sharon smiled.
" Wendy, your phone's ringing it's a unknown number!" Heidi giving Wendy her phone.
" Hello?" Wendy answered.
" Wendy?" Stan said.
" Oh my God , Stan is that you!" Wendy feeling overjoyed.
" Yes it's me, good to finally hear you voice after so long!" Stan smiled.
" Everyone, Stan's on the phone!" Wendy practically jumping from happiness.
" Stan!" Sharon repeated.
" Thank God you're okay honey, is everyone okay?" Wendy asked.
" Yeah everyone is okay just found out Kenny's been promoted to Cpl, I just got promoted to Sgt." Stan said.
" Guys they're okay, Kenny's a Corporal and Stan's a Sargent!" Wendy relaying the news earning a woo-hoo from pretty much everybody and then put the phone on speaker.
" My son, a Sargent." Randy proudly said.
" But that's not all, Craig was in bad shape so he's being treated in a medical facility here." Stan said causing pain in Heidi's heart.
" Craig's hurt! Is he okay!" Heidi shouted.
" Don't worry Heidi, he's fine and in no danger." Stan assured.
" That's a relief." Mrs. Tucker sighed.
" Wendy I have other news, we're about to end this war and I'll be home soon, you know what that means?" Stan asked.
" WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Wendy exclaimed.
" Damn dude, I could hear Wendy from here!" Kyle said in the background.
" Yes finally!" Stan smiled.
" But hey I have to let you go Wendy, I'm sorta on collect call I'll call you once the war's over, I love you and tell everyone else we all love them too!" Stan said.
" We love you too boys, we're proud of you our little heroes!" The boys moms said.
" Aw mom!" Stan whined.
" I love you too, I can't wait to have you in my arms again you'll be able to make it to see our baby girl born!" Wendy said.
" Count on it!" Stan hanged up.
" Oh so much to do, Wendy did Stan say when the boys are coming home!" Sharon asked.
" No but it's soon according to him!" Wendy replied.
" Well it's done!" Mr. Testaburger said.
" What do you mean dad?" Wendy asked.
" I just booked the wedding at the South Park Plaza like you always wanted!" Mr. Testaburger said making all women, girls and most of all Wendy gasp.
" Daddy, thank you!" Wendy hugged her dad with tears in her eyes.
Kadimain, Iraq
Sgt. Stan
Allies: Kyle, Cartman, Cpl. Kenny, Kevin, Clyde, Token, Butters, Tweek, Pip, Jimmy, Timmy, Capt. Wilkinson and Sgt. Foley.
Mission Objectives: Kill Al Queda General Rakish to end war with Iraq.
A month has passed since a phone call to Wendy was made by Stan to relay news of everybody coming home if they successfully complete this mission in killing the Al Queda General Rakish.
Instead of traveling by air, Stan and Co. decided it be best to travel by hummer to better their chances of surprise attack, though they are unaware that the Al Queda already know of their coming!
Hummer 1 is driven by Capt. Wilkinson and it's passengers are Sgt. Foley, Token and Tweek.
Hummer 2 is driven by Stan and it's passengers are Kenny, Kevin and Cartman.
Following closely behind the hummers in the air is the strike team that consisted of Kyle, Clyde, Butters and Pip and the helicopter's operated by Jimmy and Timmy.
" Testing ear piece, can anyone read?" Stan testing the ear piece.
" Hear you loud and clear, Sgt. Marsh!" Capt. Wilkinson responded.
" Same here!" Sgt. Foley said.
" I hear you Stan let us know when you need that air s-s-su-pp-port!" Jimmy also responded from the chopper.
" Will do Jimmy, stand by!" Stan replied.
" Ready to rock, Stan?" Kenny loading up his assault rifle.
" More than I'll ever, Ken." Stan answered as he sped up closer to where the battle was going to take place.
" Stan, I'm p-pi-picking up readings that there are ne-nearby tanks with s-s-st-tationed soldiers dead ahead, be advised!" Jimmy said.
" It could be a precaution I don't think they know we're on the way but well be on guard, Sgt. Marsh out!" Stan replied.
" Uh Stan, I think they know we're closing in on them!" Token radioed.
" How?" Stan replied.
" Two missiles from tank, twelve o'clock!" Token shouted.
" STAN, GET OUT OF THERE!" Kyle shouted to warn Stan but the missiles already hit the two hummers.
" STAN!" Kyle exclaimed at the sight of the two burning hummers.
" NO!" Clyde closed his eyes.
" Don't worry, we're all right we jumped out the hummers before they could see us but unfortunately Sgt. Foley didn't make it!" Stan radioed and eases Kyle's conscious.
" Hey they made it, I see them!" Butters spotted the boys that were moving to the far left from the explosion.
" Jimmy?" Stan called.
" Go ahead, Stan." Jimmy replied.
" Remember when I said to stand by, forget that we need you now!" Stan said.
" What do you need, pal?" Jimmy asked.
" There's a lot of armored tanks and soldiers up ahead, do me a fav and get rid of the tanks and leave some soldiers for us then proceed as planned!" Stan requested.
" Y-y-you got it!" Jimmy granted.
" K-kyle!" Jimmy said.
" What's up?" Kyle responded.
" Man that gunner and help take out soldiers, Timmy'll use the missile launchers!" Jimmy ordered.
Kyle made sure rounds were in the gunner and Timmy left the co-pilot to man the missile launchers.
" All right, b-b-bo-boys have fun!" Jimmy said.
" Stand by guys, they're about to attack!" Stan advised.
" I hope General's plan works!" Cartman said.
" Don't worry!" Stan said.
" All right, Timmy say hello!" Jimmy giving Timmy his cue to shoot.
" Timmay!" Timmy releasing a missile rocket to strike the first tank.
" What a hit, nice!" Jimmy said. Other tanks and soldiers took notice from the chopper above and begun to attempt to shoot it down.
" Die ass holes!" Kyle began releasing rounds from the gunner to kill many soldiers.
" Ooooh livin a lie!" Timmy destroying more tanks.
" Move it out, men!" Capt. Wilkinson ordered.
Stan and the rest that was on ground, charged and began their assault on the enemy soldiers taking them by surprise.
" General Rakish, it's a ambush!" A commanding officer shouted from a building that a little further from the battle ground.
" For them!" General Rakish pressing a button.
" Timmy, there's a little more of scattered soldiers can you even the score?" Jimmy asked.
Timmy dropped a missile rocket to kill off a large group of soldiers.
" Ka-boom, all I see is lots of meat!" Clyde cheered.
" You're a sick man, Clyde." Kyle joked.
" All-right, Stan all yours!" Jimmy proceeded.
" Dude, what the fuck are those terrorists beeping for!" Cartman said.
" Watch out, jackass!" Token tackling Cartman in a dive to avoid a suicide explosion from the soldier.
" Keep a look out, some of them have suicide vests!" Kevin said while shooting down some soldiers.
The helicopter that the strike team rode was taking damage from turrets that were installed on the building that sheltered the Al Queda General.
" I got it!" Pip operating the gunner to destroy the turrets.
" Look out, Pip!" Butters shouted.
" AHH!" Pip yelled out and died from a incoming shot from a turret.
" Holy shit, no!" Clyde angered.
" Pip, oh no Pip!" Butters with his hand on Pip's chest.
" Damn you!" Kyle manned the gunner and fired furiously.
Kyle destroyed all turrets making the leftover soldiers to cower.
" Lowering altitude!" Jimmy said descending the helicopter to drop off the strike team.
Kyle, Clyde and Butters left Pip behind with Jimmy and Timmy to continue their mission as well as to get revenge.
" Ass holes!" Butters cursed shooting down running turret operators.
" Where the hell you think your going!" Clyde tossing a turret operator through a window creating a entrance into the building.
" Sir, an American strike team breached the building!" A control room soldier notified.
" Send a team up ahead, you five come with me!" General Rakish ordered leaving the area with five soldiers.
" How many more of these crazy sons of bitches will blow themselves up!" Tweek asked while firing from cover.
" Don't know but avoid it!" Kevin said.
" Frag out!" Tweek tossing a grenade killing a group of enemy soldiers.
" Damn it, these dumb asses won't give up!" Kenny tossing a grenade.
" This is a battle of will, if we hold out they'll give in!" Stan shouted.
" I hope so!" Token yelled.
" Yeah if we get lucky, those muslim assholes will wipe each other out!" Cartman said.
" Don't think so, I don't see anymore vests on them!" Stan said.
" All right, maybe not!" Cartman said.
" Team dead ahead, boys!" Kyle gave the heads up.
" Oh they're dead all right!" Clyde began to fire.
Kyle charged and snapped one soldiers neck and used his spare pistol to shoot down another soldier.
" That fucking General's around here somewhere!" Kyle snarled.
Kyle, Clyde and Butters fought their way through soldiers throughout the whole building in search for the dreaded General.
" Any sign?" Kyle said.
" Nothing!" Butters checked.
" Wait, I hear a broadcast coming from that room!" Clyde pointed to a nearby room.
" Rats, it's sealed shut!" Clyde tried to budge the door.
" Then we'll have to blast it down, Butters the frame charge!" Kyle opened his hands.
" Right!" Butters tossing a frame charge to Kyle's hand. Kyle set up the frame charge and backed away with Clyde and Butters.
" Get ready!" Kyle said a few seconds before the charge detonated. Kyle, Clyde and Butters ran into the room aiming their weapons but saw nothing but a t.v of Rakish.
" Damn it was a trick!" Clyde enraged.
" Oh man I don't like that!" Butters pointing at the t.v screen that had the number six and it was counting down.
" RUN!" Kyle turned and ran with the other two following.
Once the numbers on the screen counted to zero the whole room exploded and the after shock blacked out the boys.
" We're getting closer!" Kevin shouted.
" There, past the bridge!" Token pointed at a small bridge ahead that was borderlines to the building that Kyle is in.
" What are we waiting for, let's plow through these ass holes and end this war!" Cartman further motivating the boys sprinting full speed.
Stan and the rest killed all the soldiers that stood in their way then made their way to the bridge.
Once they were half way on the bridge, it triggered an explosion causing all them to crash hard and suffer side effects as if somebody threw ten flashbangs at one person.
The bridge was now surrounded by fire and walking through the flames was the General and his five soldiers.
" You Americans think you can have me that easily, you make me sick!" General Rakish shot Kevin.
" NO KEVIN!" Stan yelled but couldn't move.
The General walked over and shot Token, Kenny, Tweek, Cartman and Capt. Wilkinson leaving Stan by himself.
" NO DAMN YOU!" Stan angrily gritted his teeth.
" Now for the end of you, American!" General Rakish cocked back his gun.
" Stan!" Capt. Wilkinson slides a pistol over to Stan.
" Why you!" General Rakish finished off Capt. Wilkinson unaware that a pistol has been handed to Stan.
In what seemed in slow motion, Stan killed the five soldiers one by one before they had a chance to react.
" Rotten American!" General Rakish slowly pointed his gun to Stan.
" Go to hell!" Stan gave a clean shot to the head of the General.
" For my friends..." Stan temporarily blacked out for a minute.
Stan slowly came to once he heard a chopper and a voice.
" Stan... Stan!" Kyle faintly said.
" I'm going to get you help don't you die on me, buddy!" Kyle putting Stan in the chopper.
" Kyle..." Stan slowly said before again blacking out.
USMC Base
" Sgt. Marsh... Sgt. Marsh!" General Nixon called out as Stan was coming to.
" Where's Kyle!" Stan asked since feeling little bit dizzy.
" Pvt. Broflovski is outside in the waiting room, Sgt. Marsh!" General Nixon informed.
" The war is over, because of you Capt. Marsh!" General Nixon smiled.
" Thanks General..." Stan weakly said.
" I'll send Sgt. Broflovski in." General Nixon also promoting Kyle.
Kyle and the nearly rejuvinated Craig walked in the room to see Stan.
" Thank God you're alive!" Kyle said.
" But they're dead, Token, Kenny, Kevin,Tweek, Cartman and Capt. Wilkinson they're all dead!" Stan began to mourn.
" Well good news, they're not dead." Craig said.
" What, I saw them get shot!" Stan surprised.
" They all had serious injuries and are being treated to right now, they'll make it but I can't say the same for Capt. Wilkinson and Pip." Kyle sadly said.
" No, Pip's gone?" Stan asked.
" He didn't make it." Kyle said.
" Pip's death has been paid at the expense of Rakish!" Stan said.
" Your the man, Stan you finished what I couldn't and I admit it!" Craig said with a small laugh sharing it with Stan.
" Let's get you healed up cause if I'm not mistaken there's a wedding we have to catch!" Kyle smiled.
" You bet!" Stan smiled back.
Denver, Colorado Airport
Once all the injured heroes healed their injuries, they were clear to go back home after a job well done.
The loved ones eagerly anticipated the return of their heroes but all paled in comparison toWendy was feeling to finally see her betrothed finally home.
Finally all the young men emerged from the airplane witnessing their family and the ones they love to greet them.
Immediately all boys ran to their families that they missed so much with hugs and kisses.
" Oh my God I missed you so much!" Wendy cried while holding Stan.
" You're what I fight for, Wendy." Stan cried.
" The war's over and now I'm back where I belong, with you and my daughter!" Stan feeling Wendy's pregnant belly.