South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 15: The Wedding
South Park
A few weeks after Stan and Co. united with their loved ones since the war with Iraq has passed.
Once they have arrived in South Park from Denver they gave their friend Pip who died in the last battle a proper burial.
After Pip's funeral would be the day of Stan and Wendy's marriage and so the guys all decided to hang with Stan before his big day that followed.
Stan's House
" My dad brought us plenty of Budweisers so drink up!" Stan announced after greeting his friends.
" Sweet." Cartman said while grabbing a bottle.
Everybody had a cold bottle of Budweiser to guzzle down…everyone but Kyle that is. Kyle, instead, decided to drink some freshly squeezed lemonade. Stan notices this and offered him one.
"Are you sure you don't want any beer, dude?" Stan asked. "It's a party after all."
Kyle, knowing that alcohol and PTSD doesn't mix well and wanting to hide his mental ailment, declined the offer by saying, "No thanks, Stan. Lemonade is fine. Thanks though."
"Pfft…jew fag." Cartman muttered, resulting in Kyle elbowing Cartman in the ribs.
" So tomorrow's the big day huh, Stan?" Kyle said.
" Yeah and to be honest I've waited for this day since proposing to Wendy all those months ago!" Stan said.
" So this means you don't have cold feet?" Clyde asked.
" Clyde's right, I mean after all marriage ain't something to take lightly." Token said.
" Guys, I love Wendy and I know she's the one without a shadow of a doubt and above all else she's carrying my baby." Stan said.
" Spoken like a true champ!" Jimmy said.
" Our boy Stan's growing up, let's hear it for Stan!" Craig raising his beer bottle up for a toast.
" To Stan!" The guys said in unison.
Before the guys could take a sip, Stan caught everyone's attention.
" Guys, ever since elementary we all stuck together and have been known to be best friends or enemies!" Stan began.
" Ha I know that's right!" Craig joked.
" But you see I no longer consider you guys just friends anymore I consider you guys as my brothers." Stan said.
" Dude..." Kenny feeling touched as did the other guys.
" So this toast is for all of us as brothers!" Stan raising his bottle.
" Fuck yeah, I'll drink to that!" Cartman raising his bottle.
" So to brothers?" Stan asked.
" To Brothers!" The boys cheered and chugged their budweisers, or lemonade in Kyle's case.
Kenny, Clyde, Craig and Cartman began to play beerpong while Tweek, Butters, Kevin, Token, Jimmy and Timmy formed a circle reliving their old school days.
" Kyle, you got a minute?" Stan said.
" Sure dude, what's up?" Kyle replied.
" Listen, I known you since we we're in diaphers and been best friends ever since." Stan started.
" Uh huh." Kyle agreed.
" Kyle, I want you to be my best man." Stan said causing Kyle to spit out his drink.
" Really!" Kyle asked.
" Of course dude, after all you been my brother from the start." Stan extended his hand.
" Thanks Stan, that really means a lot to me bro!" Kyle shaking Stan's hand and moved in for a hug.
" Let's enjoy the rest of the night cause you know once I get married I'm always going to be with Wendy." Stan said.
" You bet!" Kyle said as he and Stan walked to join the others.
While Stan was happily conversating with his friends, Shelly watched from afar and decided to go to Wendy's house.
Wendy's House
Just as Stan got together with the guys, Wendy did likewise with the girls.
" So Wendy ready for your big day?" Bebe asked.
" I can't believe me and Stan are finally getting married it's really going to happen!" Wendy trying to contain her excitement.
" And I'm the maid of honor!" Bebe exclaimed.
" Yeah while we're all bridesmaids!" Millie teased.
" Uh Millie!" Wendy whined.
" She's just teasing Wends, we're all happy for you!" Lola smiled.
" I love you all equally you girls been sisters to me." Wendy smiled.
" We love you too, Wendy." Sally spoke on the girls behalf.
" So while we're on you and Stan, have you decided what you want to name your baby girl?" Red asked.
" Well no I haven't had the chance since I've been worrying for Stan's well being." Wendy replied.
" Now that Stan's back, can you think of one?" Esther asked.
" Hmm I don't know..." Wendy looking up in the air.
" I guess I'll ask Stan once we're married." Wendy said.
At that, the girls laughed and a knock was heard from Wendy's front door.
" I'll get it." Sally volunteered. Sally answered the door and saw Stan's sister Shelly.
" Oh hi Shelly." Sally greeted.
" Hey Sally, Wendy there?" Shelly asked.
" Sure, Wendy!" Sally called out.
Wendy responded to Sally's call and came downstairs to see Shelly at her front door.
" Shelly?" Wendy asked.
" Yeah it's me." Shelly responded.
" Come in." Wendy inviting Shelly inside her house.
" Thanks." Shelly said walking looking down as if she had an apologetic look.
" Look, I came here for a reason and that was to apologize for I said to you when you first were pregnant." Shelly said.
" Oh Shelly I..." Wendy was beginning to accept but was stopped by Shelly.
" Please Wendy let me finish." Shelly requested.
" I never realized that my kid brother has grown up and now that he has I know he'll be a great father just like you'll be a great mother." Shelly admitted causing Wendy to be at a loss for words.
" So Wendy please will you accept my apology I want to stay on good terms with my sister-in-law as well as my niece." Shelly beginning to tear up.
" Oh Shelly, I forgive you my daughter will know and love her aunt Shelly." Wendy hugging an emotional Shelly.
" Thank you, Wendy thank you." Shelly softly said.
" Would you like to stay here to join us?" Wendy asked.
" That would be nice." Shelly smiled.
After witnessing her brother Stan grow up and determined to take responsibility for his soon to be wife and baby motivated Shelly to also mature on her part as she once again became Wendy's friend.
South Park Plaza
After 10 years in the making and few weeks notice, the time of Stan and Wendy's marriage has come.
Everybody was properly dressed for the occasion and most of South Park was invited to the wedding.
" So is it true that Wendy is pregnant?" Mr. Garrison said.
" Yep, she's pregnant by my young hero of a nephew." Jimbo said.
" Oh my that's certainly good news." Mr. Garrison replied.
" Oh those kids grew up so fast they're all grown ups now." Principal Victoria said.
" It seems like yesterday when they were trouble making kids who would have thought that those boys would grow up to be heroes." Mr. Mackey said.
Meanwhile Stan and the other boys were in the men's room for last minute changing into their tuxes.
" Whew if Wendy knew I was changing at the last minute, she'd kill me!" Stan quickly changing into his tux.
" Are you all right, Stan?" Kyle asked because he noticed Stan feeling tense.
" Y-yes why you ask?" Stan replied wearing his tie backwards and shoes on different foot.
" Well number one, your wearing your tie wrong and second your wearing your shoes the wrong way." Kyle pointed out.
" Okay I'm freaking out dude, I'm starting to get a little stage fright I feel like I'm gonna..." Stan said.
" Your gonna what?" Clyde filled in.
" I'm gonna...UGHHHHE!" Stan quickly running to a stall and vomitted in the toilet.
" Eww that's icky." Butters commented.
" Ha so it's back to the puking huh?" Kenny also commented.
" Damn straight." Cartman said.
" Come on let it all out!" Kyle patting Stan's back as he continued to puke.
" Damn dude, sounds like you taking a shit, Stan you that nervous?" Craig asked.
" Listen Stan, come snap outta it your about to get married!" Clyde said.
" Whew, that's it I don't have anymore puke." Stan taking a slow breath.
" Hey dude, look in here!" Cartman showing a cup that apparently had shit in there.
" UGGHHE!" Stan once again vomiting.
" Damn it Cartman!" Kyle shouted.
" Dumbass." Kevin shaking his head.
" Is Stan ready?" Bebe sticking her head out in the men's room.
" Yeah but we're trying to get him to stop puking!" Token replied.
" Okay cause the wedding's about to start and Stan needs to be out there waiting for Wendy." Bebe said.
" All right, I'll tell him." Token responded.
" Good god, how can you keep puking like this!" Tweek said.
" Oh he had years of practice!" Clyde answered.
" Stan, Stan you good?" Kyle asked.
" Yeah, I'm fine just remind me to kick Cartman's ass after this." Stan said.
" Stan, son they're ready for you." Randy poping his head in the men's room.
" Kay dad." Stan said.
" How do I look?" Stan asked.
" Looks like your good to go." Kevin said.
" Cool." Stan said.
" Okay see you out there!" Craig said leaving the men's room with the others except Kyle.
" Okay, Stan what I'm about to ask you is from the guy you chose to be your best man, are you sure this is what you want, are you ready?" Kyle sternly asked.
" Yes, Kyle I have no doubt in my mind that Wendy is the one." Stan smiled.
" All right then, let's get you married." Kyle placing both hands on Stan's shoulders and then hugged him.
Stan and Kyle emerged from the men's room to commence with the wedding.
" May I please get the groom to come up to the altar?" Father Maxi said.
" Thanks father Maxi." Stan said once he went up the altar.
" Not a problem, hero." Father Maxi replied.
" At this moment I will call out the names of those who are to be in the altar commence the wedding." Father Maxi began.
" May the maid of honor Bebe Stevens be escorted to the altar by the grooms best man, Kyle Broflovski?" Father Maxi asked as Bebe was escorted by Kyle to the altar.
" Now for the bridesmaids and the groomsmen." Father Maxi pulling out a list.
" First may the bridesmaid Shelly Marsh be escorted by groomsman Eric Cartman." Father Maxi giving the two their cue. ( A/N I'll just call out their names and once the names are called just assume that they're being escorted to the altar :) )
" Lola Johnson and Kenneth McCormick." Father Maxi said.
" Sally Turner and Tweek Tweak." Father Maxi continued.
" Rebecca Tucker and Clyde Donovan." Father Maxi said.
" Heidi Turner and Craig Tucker." Father Maxi said.
" Millie Dakota and Leopuld Stotch." Father Maxi said.
" Esther and Kevin Stoley." Father Maxi said.
" The names of the groomsmen and bridesmaids have been called now for the bride." Father Maxi announced.
" This is it." Stan gulped.
The "Here comes the Bride" begins to play signaling all attendants to stand to acknowledge Wendy who was being escorted by her parents.
" Oh daddy." Wendy in tears squeezing Mr. Testaburger's forearm while being escorted.
Mr. Testaburger started to tear up once he heard Wendy his baby girl call him daddy as he was giving her away to Stan.
" My word, she is so beautiful!" Sharon also tearing up.
" Wendy." Stan thought to himself as he amazed at the sight of Wendy who look as a angel lighting up the entire plaza with her beauty.
" Oh wow." Mrs. Stotch cupping her mouth.
" Whoa even when pregnant, Wendy looks beautiful." Clyde commented.
" Dude!" Craig whispered.
" Oh right, sorry." Clyde apologized.
Wendy has made it to the altar full of emotion not taking eyes off of Stan's as Stan did likewise.
" Dearly beloved, we all gathered here to celebrate the holy matrimony between Wendy Testaburger and Stanley Marsh." Father Maxi said.
" Now if you will repeat after me, Ms. Testaburger." Father Maxi asked.
" I, Wendy Testaburger will love, honor and care in sickness and health for my lawfully wedded husband, Stanley Marsh." Father Maxi stated.
" I, Wendy Testaburger will love, honor and care in sickness and health for my lawfully wedded husband, Stanley Marsh." Wendy repeated as she tried not to let emotion get the best of her.
" Now Stan repeat after me, I, Stanley Marsh will love, cherish and care for my lawfully wedded wife, Wendy Testaburger." Father Maxi stated.
" I, Stanley Marsh will love, cherish, and care for my lawfully wedded wife, Wendy Testaburger." Stan repeated with no hesitation.
" Wendy, with this ring I thee wedd." Father Maxi stated once more.
" Wendy, with this ring I thee wedd." Stan smiled placing the marriage ring on Wendy's finger after receiving the ring from Kyle.
" Now Wendy say Stan, with this ring I thee wedd." Father Maxi said.
" Stan, with this ring I thee wedd." Wendy placing the marriage ring on Stan's finger after receiving the ring from Bebe.
" You may now kiss the bride." Father Maxi finished.
Stan placed his hands on Wendy's face and kissed Wendy making all attendants in the wedding cheer and clap.
" Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh you are now married!" Father Maxi applauded.
" Congratulations, you two!" Bebe screamed while hugging Wendy and Stan.
" Oh I'm so happy for them!" Sally continued to applaud.
Immediately the friends and family started to move the chairs, tables and wedding materials to set up for the reception.
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...