South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 16: The Reception
South Park Plaza
Friends and family of the newlyweds Stan and Wendy Marsh began setting up the area to make room for a reception.
" Excuse me, can I get the two of you to the side for wedding photos?" A photographer asked.
" Sure, where to?" Stan said.
" Through these doors if you'll follow me." The photographer said walking to a double door that was to the side of the hall.
" Kyle, me and Wendy are going to take our wedding pictures we'll be back." Stan said.
" Yeah go ahead we still got a little more setting up to do." Kyle said and then helped the other people who were setting up.
Stan and Wendy followed the photographer through the double doors while the friends and family of the married couple continued to set up.
" Uh Randy, you need help with hooking up that chandelier?" Jimbo asking after noticing a obvious struggle.
" No thanks Jim, I got it." Randy replied while struggling to hold his balance.
" Um Randy, I think you should..." Gerald said from the other side hooking up a chandelier.
" Ahhh!" Randy yelled out falling from the ladder.
" Randy, are you okay!" Gerald asked while coming down his ladder.
" Uh um don't worry I just slipped." Randy trying to hold his embarrassment.
" Hey Mrs. Marsh, you need help?" Bebe assisting Sharon in creating space by relocating tables and chairs.
" Thanks Bebe." Sharon smiled.
" Clyde, where's your d.j equipment?" Kevin asked.
" It's in my ride, you wanna help me bring it over?" Clyde asked.
" Sure." Kevin replied.
" Eric, can you give us a hand?" Clyde called over Cartman.
" Sure dude." Cartman answered and followed Clyde and Kevin.
" Token, can you give us those decorations?" Red asked while holding current decorations on the wall with Millie and Lola.
" Sure." Token said and handed over the decorations so the girls can overlap the current decorations with additional ones.
" Argh, damn it!" Randy said after his ratchet slipped through his hands while still trying to connect the chandelier.
" Um Craig, could you pass me that ratchet?" Randy asked Craig since he was nearby.
" All right." Craig answered while bending down to grab the ratchet and handed it to Randy.
" Hey Craig, can you give us a hand in bringing in the speakers?" Cartman asked.
Craig followed Cartman to help him, Clyde and Kevin by bringing in Clyde's eight foot speakers.
Sally and Heidi were decorating the table's of Stan and Wendy's colors which were blue and purple.
" Need help, boys?" Esther asked Kyle, Kenny, Tweek and Butters who could use a little help in moving a water fountain to the middle of the dancefloor.
" Yeah, why not?" Kenny giving the okay for Esther, Bebe and Shelly to help.
" Uh oh, I don't think Stan's going to like this." Butters pointing over to someone who just walked in the dance hall. After taking many poses together, the picture taking was finally finished.
" All done, I have to say your photos came out nicely and congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh!" The photographer smiled.
" Here you go, bud just for taking pictures of everyone else too out in the reception." Stan said giving the photographer a tip of 120 dollars.
" Yes sir, certainly!" The photographer accepted and left Stan and Wendy alone in the room.
" Ahh finally, I'm so happy to be known as Mrs. Marsh, I've waited for this day since the fourth grade Stan." Wendy smiled beautifully at Stan.
" Really, you mean you knew we would be married someday?" Stan asked.
" Of course Stan, we're meant to be forever, right?" Wendy said which made Stan smile warmly.
" Of course." Stan said. Stan and Wendy gazed deeper into each other's eyes and kissed, then joined the others in the reception.
" Wow, oh my God it's beautiful!" Wendy complemented on everybody's work on the completed reception hall.
" Holy shit, no kidding!" Stan added and then noticed that Bridon was right in front of Stan and Wendy.
" Congratulations, Wendy!" Bridon giving Wendy a hug which sparked a little jealousy in Stan.
" Thanks, Bridon it's been so long!" Wendy smiled and Bridon turned his attention to Stan.
" Hey Stan!" Bridon reached over to give a congratulations hug to Stan.
" Oh uh Bridon, what're.." Stan relucantly accepted Bridon's hug and then pushed Bridon away.
" What're you doing here, kid?" Stan finishing his sentence while trying not to sound rude.
" Stan!" Wendy whispered in a scolding tone.
" To congratulate you two on your marriage and for the good news of you two having a baby, by the way is it true you served in the army Stan?" Bridon asked.
" Yes, I ended the war by blasting the general's head and same goes for anybody who tries to invade my country and take what I have." Stan kind of giving Bridon a hint which Bridon didn't seem to get but Wendy knew.
" That kid has balls coming to this wedding." Clyde said.
" What Stan is trying to say is that we're glad to have you at this wedding." Wendy said.
" Well it's good talking to you two again, I'll enjoy the wedding with everybody else!" Bridon said taking his leave and joined other people's conversation.
" Dude, that's rough." Kyle said walking over to Stan
" Yeah, I hate that guy with a passion." Stan lowered his voice to where Wendy can't hear what he said.
" Yeah but don't let it ruin your wedding." Kyle recommended.
" Of course not." Stan replied and smiled at Wendy.
" Everybody, dinners about to be served take your seats!" Sheila said and then everybody took their seat.
Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick and Mrs. Testaburger prepared everyone's plate and then started passing them out.
Once everyone received their plates, they began to eat and conversate with one another.
Kyle stood up from his seat next to Stan, Wendy and Bebe to present a toast after everyone finished their meals.
" Can I have everyone's attention!" Kyle using a spoon to make noise on his champagne glass.
" As Stan's best man, I like to propose a toast for our newlywed's who I had the pleasure of growing up with." Kyle began.
" You see, I've known these two for a very long time and let me tell you I can not imagine either of the two being with anybody else." Kyle said while Stan and Wendy agreed with Kyle by looking into each others eyes.
" It was also because of those two that I found the love of my life, Bebe Stevens and for that Stan and Wendy I owe you my life." Kyle said as Bebe began shedding tears from Kyle's words.
" So here's to you my friends, here's to your happiness and good fortunes, all in favor?" Kyle raising up his glass.
" Aye!" The people of South Park replied by also raising their glasses.
" Dude, that was beautiful thank you!" Stan getting up to hug Kyle making the people clap.
"Also if I may, I have something to share as well." Stan proposing another toast but for himself and Wendy.
" Long time ago I met this gorgeous young girl, Wendy and let me tell you from that very moment I laid eyes on her I knew I was witnessing a living angel on this earth." Stan said.
" This is the woman of my dreams and I promise her in front of everybody that I will give my absolute best to give Wendy the most happiest marriage and to take care of her and my child who is resting in my wife's belly." Stan said and then looked at Wendy.
" Wendy, this I promise you and I will not fall short to protect you, you are my reason for existing our new life starts now!" Stan said.
" Stan, I love you!" Wendy cried and then wrapped her arms around Stan for a kiss making the entire hall applaud.
" Great speech, now let's get this reception underway!" Clyde said over his d.j microphone and started playing music.
" I'm happy that you married my daughter and I know you'll live up to your promise, son." Mr. Testaburger giving his respect to Stan.
" Thank you, dad." Stan smiled. The people of South Park were in the dancing mood and soon joined up at the dance floor.
" Psst, Craig!" Clyde calling out Craig.
" What's up?" Craig said.
" That kid Bridon's here and Stan hates him, so put this in his drink." Clyde handing over laxitive pills to Craig.
" How do I just give it to him?" Craig asked.
" Just go to the bar, then bartend the drinks." Clyde said.
" Got cha." Craig said and made his way to the bar.
Craig served people their alcoholic beverages and finally Bridon was next in line.
" Um a limon lime margerita please." Bridon requested.
" Oh don't worry I'll make it extra special for you kid." Craig said and then placed all pills in the glass once making the drink.
" Um can I get some ice on it?" Bridon said as Craig started to scoop up the ice.
" Hey kid, I like my drink without ice you mind if I take it?" Cartman snatching Bridon's drink away.
" Uh sure." Bridon said.
" No Cartman no!" Craig silently pleaded.
Cartman pretty much swallowed the entire drink and five minutes later he ran straight to the restroom taking a huge dump.
" OH SHIT!" Cartman shouted while blowing up the toilet.
" Well the plan was a fail." Craig informed Clyde.
" Why?" Clyde asked.
" Because Cartman's dumbass snatched Bridon's drink and drunk the whole thing before I could warn him." Craig said.
Stan and Wendy joined their friends on the dance floor and celebrated their joy with the people they loved.
Stan danced with his mom Sharon while Wendy was dancing with Randy getting to know her father in law much better.
Soon after, Stan and Wendy resumed dancing with each other.
" OW, OOOOHHH!" Wendy stopped dancing and held her stomach.
" Wendy, what's wrong?" Stan asked.
" I feel pain in my stomach, Stan!" Wendy continued to writhe in pain.
" Wendy, your water broke!" Sharon shouted and pointed to the floor that was water that trailed to Wendy's leg.
" OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!" Stan begun to freak out.
" Dude, your baby is coming now!" Kyle happily shouted.
All the commotion caused people to stop dancing and they all realized that Wendy and Stan's baby is coming!
(Credits theme for South Park in the Warzone: Trouble Maker from Mischief Maker (I'm going to spoil some characters that have yet to be seen))
(Opening scene: The likes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Craig, Butters, and Clyde are walking together down a hallway when they are stopped by a soldier holding out pamphlets and papers regarding the Marine Corps. The eight boys look at each other, nod, put their hands together and jump up as the title for the fanfic appears)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki, Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(At boot camp, the boys athleticism are being pushed passed their limits as they are working on their fighting skills, gun skills, physical strength, and more)
(Mattaku, atama ni kichau nikurashii seikaku. Ima ni shippo tsukande "gyafun" to iwasete miseru. Datte okashi sugiru mono "omae ga ichiban." Dato,
Junban wo tsuke dashitara mou abunai, hokanimo dareka iru)
(The girlfriends of the boys are back at home missing them greatly, thinking of their favorite memory of them. Bebe seems to be painting her favorite memory with Kyle. Suddenly, Wendy feels a pain in her stomach. She realizes what this means and thinks about a baby. A ten year old Lyra appears in Wendy's mind, with silhouettes of Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Lindsay, Mimi, Cici, Paul, and Junior appearing after her)
(Oh my god! Kura kura semaru sekai no subete. Aitsu chuushin ni mawatteru)
(In Iraq, the boys are fighting for their lives, taking out multiple Al Qaeda soldiers. It's then they look up on a mountain and see the leader: General Rakish)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'heat' wo okoshisou. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Dakedo hantai ni izen yori sukini naru. Mune wa 'Trouble, Trouble Maker'.)
(The boys rush to the mountain, ready to kill the Al Qaeda general. On the way, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, and Craig get pre-occupied with other Al Qaeda soldiers. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny make it to the top where they prepare to clash with General Rakish, who summons a big purple crystal. The four boys don't care about that and charge forward)
(Instrumental)
(Back at home, Wendy is resting in a hammock thinking about hers and Stan's future. She even thinks about what her soon-to-be daughter will grow up to be like)
(Ah, mou shouganai yatsu taiyou mitaini. Shibaraku tooku kara mite ageru)
(Back in Iraq, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny are holding their own when Rakish calls in reinforcements, including tanks and helicopters. The four boys look ready to give up when the rest of their friends, Token, Timmy, Jimmy, Pip, General Arthur Nixon, Captain Wilkinson, and others on their side join them)
(Koi no 'heart' ga 'beat' ga okotteru. Atsui 'jealousy', 'jealousy' tomaranai. Tafu de yancha de shounen de miryokuteki. Aitsu 'Trouble, Trouble Maker')
(There's a huge battle, everyone giving it their all, neither giving an inch. Stan jumps up with a combat knife and dives right for Rakish, who looks ready to parry the attack. Rakish blocks it and Stan goes flying back. Stan looks ready to give up when he gets a vision of Wendy and his family. He knows they don't want him to give up. Stan gets back up and charges back at Rakish as the song ends.
TO BE CONTINUED...