South Park in the Warzone/Emotional Warzone Chapter 17: Life Ends, New One Begins
South Park Plaza
All the dancing in the reception has come to a halt once the people noticed water running in a small area of the dance floor where Wendy and Stan were at.
With Wendy in pain, Stan freaking out, the South Park residents knew the day was now twice as special as their baby girl would be born on the same day as their marriage.
" OOOHHH my... my baby is coming!" Wendy still writhing in pain.
" I need... I need to get Wendy to the hospital!" Stan still in the moment that his baby is coming on this day.
" Kyle, can you and Bebe take us to the hospital I want to be right there for Wendy every second!" Stan asked.
" It would be our pleasure, Stan!" Bebe smiled.
" Of course dude let's go!" Kyle rushing to the exit.
" Come on Wendy, I'll carry you!" Stan lifting up Wendy.
" Thanks love.." Wendy said but again started to feel little pain.
" Everyone, we have to leave I'm sorry!" Stan apologized.
" Son this is nothing to apologize for your pregnant wife takes priority over everything right now." Randy said.
" Yes now hurry get Wendy to the hospital we'll clean up here and join you later!" Sharon said.
" Right!" Stan quickly turned and ran out of the plaza into his car.
" Okay Wendy let's get you to lay down.." Stan slowly laying Wendy down in the backseat.
" You both buckled in back there, Stan?" Kyle asked.
" We're good Kyle." Stan replied.
" Hurry Kyle, Wendy's baby is coming!" Bebe said.
Kyle drove the car out of the plaza's driveway and began heading for the hospital.
Wendy let out another brief cry of pain alarming Stan.
" Wendy, talk to me I'm here with you every step of the way!" Stan giving himself less space in the back seat and giving Wendy the majority of space.
" It's no problem Stan, just another small contraction." Wendy said.
" If there's anything you need me to do Wendy do not hesitate!" Stan said.
" That's sweet what your doing Stan." Wendy smiled.
" Wendy, I will do everything for you, you are my wife!" Stan smiled back.
" And you know something else too, there's a chance our beautiful baby girl will be born today our wedding day." Stan getting a little teary eyed.
" Oh Stan, this day is special to me no matter what." Wendy placing her hand on Stan's hand which was on her stomach.
" Look at those two Kyle, it's so romantic!" Bebe feeling a bit envious.
" I would love but my eye's are on the road!" Kyle replied.
" Kyle, baby do you think once Stan and Wendy's baby is born that me and you can have some more 'alone' time?" Bebe asked.
" Again? I don't know I might be tired." Kyle complained.
" Please baby?" Bebe pouted.
"Oh. You sound really, for lack of better terms, hot and bothered." Kyle said
"Of course." Bebe said, leaning closer to Kyle and practically whispering in his ears now. "You've been gone for so long and I missed you so much. I need to have my needs satisfied. And I know you do too."
Kyle blushed and said. "Well, you got me there. So, how's this going to go down?"
"Are they seriously doing this right now?" Stan asked himself, still trying to comfort Wendy.
Bebe decided to whip out all of her trump cards saying: "You know that vanilla scented candle that you love, sweetie? Well, bought some more so the whole room will smell just like vanilla."
"Uh-huh." Kyle said getting interested.
"I'll even wear that lingerie you like." Bebe said with a wink.
"The baby doll?" Kyle asked blushing.
"Oh yes." Bebe smirked. "And to top it all of, I was thinking we could try..." The rest couldn't be heard as it was being whispered in Kyle's ear.
" Okay!" Kyle smiled. "This is going to be a good night. Just one more question."
"Hmm?" Bebe said.
"Do you think maybe we could try doing it...without protection?" Kyle asked.
Bebe gasped. "D-Does that mean you want to...start a family!" Bebe asked excitedly.
"Hey, we're all back from war." Kyle said. "I'll start taking classes this summer so I can become a lawyer, my PTSD has calmed down a bit from those meetings I've attended. I'd say there's no time like the present. What do you say?"
"Oh, Kyle! I'd love to!" Bebe said ecstatically as she kissed Kyle on the cheek. "I can't wait. I hope it's a boy so we can name him Felix and..."
"Whoa, whoa, slow down babe." Kyle said, giggling at his girlfriend's adorableness. "Let's just get through this first."
"Right." Bebe said coming back to reality. With that, the group of four pressed on to the hospital.
Meanwhile at South Park Plaza
" Whew, that was a crazy dump!" Cartman leaving the restroom and noticed people packing up.
" Damn how long was I in the restroom?" Cartman wondered and saw Kenny nearby.
" Kenny, what's going on?" Cartman asked.
" Stan and Wendy are heading to the hospital right now, Wendy started having contractions." Kenny informed.
" Whoa, you serious well where's the Jew?" Cartman asked.
" He and Bebe took Stan and Wendy." Kenny said.
" Eric, where the hell have you been?" Shelly chimed in.
" Babe, I was in the restroom tearing it up in there since that asshole Craig put laxitives in my drink!" Cartman said.
" Oh Eric, you always use that excuse when something important happens!" Shelly said.
" But Shelly I'm serious!" Cartman protested.
" Nevermind just help us take down all this stuff and get to the hospital before my niece is born!" Shelly bossing Cartman around.
" Cause if we're late your ass is grass!" Shelly threatened.
" Okay, okay!" Cartman said.
" Jeez, talk about a demanding girlfriend!" Cartman said in his thoughts.
Hell's Pass Hospital
Stan, Wendy, Kyle and Bebe made it inside the hospital and went straight to the check in station.
" Excuse me, my wife's in labor we need a room right now!" Stan said to the front desk nurse.
" Okay I'll notify a stretcher to come and take your wife but for now I need you to fill out this form." The nurse giving Stan a form with a clipboard.
Immediately a stretcher arrived for Wendy, both Stan and Kyle carefully placed Wendy in the stretcher then followed her to her room up at the third floor.
Stan began filling out the form given to him and a doctor came to check the status of how soon the baby will be born.
" All right Mrs. Marsh, I'm going to examine your cervix to give you information on how soon your baby is coming." The doctor stated while checking.
" Mrs. Marsh, you are dialated six centimeters and ten centimeters are considered to be fully dialated so you are pretty close!" The doctor said.
" I'll come back in a couple of hours to check again so for now relax." The doctor said.
" All right done!" Stan finished filling out the form.
" I'll take the form over there just stay here with Wendy she needs you." Kyle volunteered.
" Thanks pal." Stan thanked and remained with Wendy.
" Kyle, I'll stay here too." Bebe said.
" Okay be back in a bit." Kyle said and then took the elevator down to the first floor.
" Here's the formed filled out from the Marshes." Kyle handing the form over the front desk.
" Kyle, Kyle." A voice called over causing Kyle to turn his head.
" Oh hey guys you made it." Kyle said.
" Where's Stan and Wendy?" Sally asked.
" They're up in the third floor." Kyle answered.
" Has Wendy had any contractions?" Red asked.
" Yeah she's had a few and probably having one right now." Kyle said.
" Let's drop in and visit to see how she's doing." Sharon said.
Kyle with the rest of Stan and Wendy's family and friends made their way to the waiting room while some of them visited Wendy since the room would be congested.
" I'm glad you all made it to our wedding and what's more I'm also glad that you could all be here for the baby." Wendy thanking her friends and family.
" Wendy, baby we would never miss anything so important to you, you have and always will be our baby." Mrs. Testaburger said.
" Awe mom." Wendy smiled.
" So do you know what you and Stan will name your baby girl now?" Millie asked.
" Well no we still haven't decided yet." Stan said.
" You both are so unorganized!" Heidi joked.
" Ha ha you may be right but I think me and Stan will know once the baby is born." Wendy said placing her hand on her stomach.
"Not sure if this'll help," Sally chimed in, "But I hear giving your children astrological names is pretty popular right now."
"Astrological names?" Stan asked.
"Yeah, you know like Ophelia, Astrid, Libra, stuff like that." Sally said.
Stan thought about it before turning to Wendy for her input. "What do you think, darling?"
"I'm not against the idea if you are." Wendy said.
"I think it'd be a wonderful idea if we gave our baby an astrological name." Stan said with a smile.
"That's good, because I already thought of a cute name to give our baby girl." Wendy said before...
" OOOOH OWWW!" Wendy felt another, more painful, contraction.
" Breathe easy love, breathe easy." Stan advised as Wendy did as told.
" Is everything okay?" The doctor walked in after hearing Wendy's cries of agony.
" She had a bigger contraction this time, doctor." Butters said.
" I see, may I have only the father here so that I may examine the baby's status as well as the dialation." The doctor asked.
" Sure, we'll be in the waiting room." Clyde spoke for the rest of the people and then left the room while only Stan remained in the room.
" Do you think it'll be time for the baby to come out?" Tweek asked.
" I don't know, usually it takes a long time for a baby to come out." Sally answered.
" How long has it been?" Kenny said.
" Exactly two hours and thirty-two minutes." Craig looking at his watch.
" We could definitely be here all night." Esther said with both of her hands on her cheeks.
" I'll stay as long as I have to so I can meet my niece." Shelly said.
" Shelly, you must really be excited to be a aunt." Cartman said.
" I have my reasons." Shelly smiled.
" I'm going out to smoke a cigarette, anybody wanna come?" Randy said.
" I'll go." Clyde got up.
" Clyde, you said you'd stop smoking!" Red said.
" Oh yeah that's right." Clyde sat back down.
" I'll go." Craig said.
Randy, Craig, Cartman,Heidi, Millie and Mr. Testaburger went out to smoke a cigarette.
" Okay Mrs. Marsh it seems as though you ready to give birth, you dilated ten centimeters." The doctor informed.
One Hour Later...
" Now before we proceed any further we need to check if you need c-section cause judging from the size of your wife's belly it's pretty possible." The doctor said.
" Whatever you need to do." Stan granting permission and then noticed that Wendy seems to be short of breath.
" All right now if this computer will load..." The doctor waiting for the computer to load.
" Wendy, Wendy what's wrong?" Stan asked.
" Its...its getting...hard to breathe..." Wendy let out.
" Doctor, do something my wife is short of breath!" Stan panicked.
" Oh no!" The doctor said.
" What's wrong with my baby!" Wendy raised her voice.
" NURSES, NURSES QUICK WE HAVE TO GET THIS BABY OUT NOW!" The doctor shouted.
" What's going on!" Bebe asked after hearing Wendy raising her voice.
" What's wrong!" Stan yelled.
" The umbilical cord is suffocating your baby putting both your wife and your baby in danger they could die!" The doctor said.
" WHAT!" Bebe shouted out.
" AAAAGGHH THAT FUCKING HURTS!" Wendy screamed after feeling movement in her belly.
" HURRY DO SOMETHING DAMN IT!" Stan shouted.
" Doctor Williams, we can not perform c-section on the baby, the baby has gone too far from the stomach!" One of the nurses said.
" Wendy listen, I'm going to need you to push only you can save your baby as well as yourself!" Doctor Williams instructed.
" PLEASE SAVE HER!" Bebe cried.
" BEBE, WHAT'S WRONG!" Kyle rushing over to where Bebe was at the door with the others.
" Please, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and let us do our work!" Another of the nurses said.
" Hey what's going on!" Mr. Testaburger yelled.
" Mr. Marsh I'm going to need you to slip these on, you don't want to be contaminated by your wife's blood!" Doctor giving Stan a green gown with rubber gloves.
" SHE'S WHAT!" Mrs. Testaburger screamed.
" Please remain at the waiting room, this needs to be taken care of immediately!" The nurse said.
" Save my daughter in law and my grand daughter or I will make you pay, you understand me!" Sharon threatened.
" Sharon, Sharon stop!" Randy and Sheila both trying to hold Sharon back.
Stan and Wendy's family and friends do what they were told and waited at the waiting room reluctantly knowing that Wendy and the baby can both die.
" Wendy, baby push!" Stan pleaded holding Wendy's hand.
" AHHHHH!" Wendy screamed out in agony.
" A little further Mrs. Marsh, she's coming!" Doctor Williams shouted.
" Come on baby you can do it don't give up Wendy!" Stan cried.
" Wendy hurry, your baby is losing air!" One of the nurses panicked.
" NOOO DAMN IT!" Wendy screamed giving another hard push.
" The legs are out!" Doctor Williams informed.
" Look her legs, her legs!" Stan yelled out in reaction of his baby's legs.
" Wendy, her legs are out please push harder you can do this!" Stan again pleaded.
Wendy again screamed louder giving her baby another push making the baby's mid-section appear.
" Nurse grab a pair of scissors!" Doctor Williams yelled.
" Here Stan, when your daughter comes out I'm going to need you to immediately cut off the umbilical cord!" Doctor Williams instructed.
" I'm... losing... consciousness..." Wendy weakly said.
" NO WENDY PLEASE PUSH, ONE MORE HARD PUSH DON'T GIVE UP!" Stan cried and begged.
" Doctor, the baby is losing it's life force!" A nurse shouted out.
After hearing what the nurse just said triggered Wendy to regain her consciousness.
" NOOOOO!" Wendy screamed out and with all her might gave it her hardest push which was enough to finally push the baby out.
" NOW STAN CUT THAT CORD!" Doctor Williams shouted and pointed at the umbilical cord that was choking the baby from it's neck.
Stan quickly cut off the cord and released his baby from it's bondage.
" Oh my God... SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" Stan let out a cry holding his crying daughter in his arms.
" Here, use this blanket." One of the nurses wrapped the baby with a pink blanket.
" LOOK WENDY!" Stan overjoyed walking over to Wendy.
" LET ME SEE MY BABY!" Wendy said with tears in her eyes reaching out her arms.
" Here be gentle." Stan carefully giving his daughter to Wendy.
" My baby!" Wendy so full of emotion from holding her baby in her arms.
" Does she have a name?" A nurse asked and Wendy thought for a second.
" Lyra, Lyra Katherine Marsh." Wendy answered.
" Lyra Katherine Marsh? I love it!" Stan smiled and bent on his knees to be next to Wendy and Lyra.
" Mrs. Marsh may I have your baby, I need to take your daughter to her incubation for cleaning up." A nurse said.
" Please do and take care of her!" Wendy giving Lyra to the nurse.
The nurse placed Lyra in a small cradel and escorted the baby to the incubation chamber.
" Oh my God is that the baby!" Mrs. Testaburger asked.
" Yes it is, you can come meet Lyra Marsh from outside the incubation chamber." The nurse replied.
" Her names Lyra?" Kyle asked.
" I like that name it's beautiful!" Bebe yelled.
" Well what are we waiting for, let's go!" Shelly enthusiastically followed the nurse.
" Let's go see our grand daughter Randy!" Sharon said with as much enthusiasm following Shelly and the nurse along with the other friends.
" Wendy, you did it I'm so proud of you!" Stan smiled and kissed Wendy's forehead and which she replied back with a smile.
" Rest... I need rest..." Wendy struggling to keep her eyes open due to fatigue.
" You need rest Wendy you used up all your energy to save our child so rest love." Stan placed his left hand on Wendy's forehead.
" Will..you...be here?" Wendy asked.
" Of course you're my wife I'll stand by you until the very end." Stan said.
Doctor Williams had a disturbed look while Wendy and Stan were talking as if there were more things to worry about.
" Your wife needs rest Mr. Marsh perhaps you should visit your daughter with your family outside the incubation chamber." Doctor Williams said.
" Right, take care of her Doctor." Stan said.
" I will come get you once your wife has awoken." Doctor Williams said.
Doctor Williams opened the door for Stan and Stan headed for the incubation chamber.
" Wendy, I have dire news and I will do what I can to resolve it." Doctor Williams said after Stan left the room.
" I know, Doctor." Wendy responded as she understood full well what the Doctor Williams was saying.
Five Hours Later...
" Dude, no matter how you slice it your daughter looks a lot like you, Stan." Craig said observing Lyra from outside the chamber while she sleeps peacefully.
" It's all Wendy, Craig she looks just like Wendy." Stan said not taking his eyes off his sleeping daughter for the past five hours.
" I agree, there's a lot of resemblance between Lyra and Wendy." Sally concurred.
" I still believe I'm a aunt, I'm going to be the best aunt for Lyra!" Shelly said.
" Look at her Sharon, our grand daughter is a sight to behold." Randy placing his right hand on Sharon's shoulder.
" Stan, she is so beautiful!" Sharon cried. " She is Wendy's daughter." Stan replied.
Doctor Williams approached the group with the expression of bad news.
" Stan, may I have a word with you in private?" Doctor Williams said.
Stan turned and saw the expression on Doctor Williams face and he knew it wasn't good.
" Is something the matter, how's Wendy?" Stan said.
Doctor Williams remained quiet while Stan wanted answers.
" Doctor, what is wrong with my wife!" Stan asked more sternly.
" Mr. Marsh, what I am about to tell will not be easy..." Doctor Williams began.
" Your wife Wendy... gave all she had to save your daughter but in reaction in doing so, she can not live any longer." Doctor Williams being the bearer of bad news.
" SO YOUR SAYING THERE'S NOT A GOD DAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Stan shouted.
" In the past five hours, we worked diligently to find a solution but for reasons we can not explain your wife is losing the will to live!" Doctor Willaims said.
" WENDY!" Stan ran past Doctor Williams to Wendy's room.
" Doctor, what's going on!" Sharon demanded.
Stan bursted into the room and saw Wendy on life support.
" W-wendy.." Stan slowly walked towards a dying Wendy.
" Stan..." Wendy weakly said.
" No Wendy... it can't be true!" Stan got on his knees to keep his eyes level with Wendy's.
" Yes I'm afraid it's true, Stan... my time is short." Wendy admitted.
" No please no!" Stan begged.
" Please Stan you have to go on without me.." Wendy slowly let out her tears.
" No, I can't go on without you!" Stan feeling his heart slowly break.
" Yes, you have to Stan for our daughter..." Wendy said right when the friends and family of Wendy and Stan arrived after hearing the bad news.
" Wendy!" Mrs. Testaburger cried.
" It can't be!" Kyle said.
" No!" Bebe gasped and then cupped her mouth with tears running down her face.
" Stan, I'll never forget... the day when we first got together." Wendy began a flashback with Stan and Wendy kissing at the end of Cartman's got a anal probe.
At that point Stan began to cry to the extent where it was hard to keep his eyes open.
" Wendy, please no don't leave!" Stan pleaded.
" I gave my life for Lyra so she can live." Wendy said.
" Stan... promise me.. you will tell our daughter... tell her a story about us..." Wendy slowly smiled.
" No!" Stan weakly begged and then held Wendy in his arms.
" Remind her how much I loved her, Stan... please promise me, Stan... promise me, yes." Wendy said and Stan honored her wish by slowly nodding his head.
" Stan, I'm happy I finally married you... it's a perfect way to say goodbye." Wendy cried more.
" To my friends and family I love you, thank you..." Wendy giving a farewell to her friends as both guys, girls and parents cried at Wendy's last words to them.
" Stan... I promise you one last thing... I will forever be your wife and I will always be there, always..." Wendy promised.
" I... love... you... Stan..." Wendy said.
Stan closed his eyes and shared one last kiss with Wendy and held her face close to his.
" I love you too, Wendy.." Stan said.
Stan heard no reply from Wendy then saw her face with her eyes open.
" No..." Sally quietly said then cried.
" Wendy?" Stan asked but no reply.
Stan saw a young Wendy in his flashback.
" Wendy?" Stan asked louder but this time shaking her.
" Wendy, please answer me!" Stan pleaded and saw another vision of a young Stan and Wendy holding hands.
At this, Stan realizes Wendy has died and let out a loud cry of despair then held Wendy's body.
" WENDY!" Stan cried then visualized the times with Wendy from the start up to their marriage and ultimately to the birth of their daughter.
" WENDY PLEASE NO!" Stan cried as he continued to see his visions of Wendy and himself that served as memories deep into his heart.
While Stan continued to cry on Wendy's body, Wendy's spirit rised from her body and gave one last look at her husband.
Stan was forced to say goodbye to the one woman he loved so dearly and he knows their will never be another Wendy Testaburger now Wendy Marsh.
Six Hours Later...
Six hours have passed since the death of Wendy and Stan has not left Wendy side for even a second.
" Stan is really devastated he has not left Wendy at all." Clyde observed.
" He really loved her." Sally said.
" Mr. and Mrs. Testaburger I am so sorry." Bebe said.
" It could not be helped." Mr. Testaburger silently said as Mrs. Testaburger continued to weep for her daughter's death.
" This isn't right, this can't be real!" Kyle said.
" I hate to say it but it is." Kenny said.
" In Stan's mind there will never be another like Wendy." Lola said.
" I know that's true." Token admitted.
" I always took for granted that Wendy would be like this and now I regret it greatly." Cartman cried.
" Should we check on him?" Kevin asked.
" I think it's best we leave him alone, it's what he wants." Red said.
A nurse came by with Lyra who was wrapped up in a blanket.
" Is he still in there?" The nurse asked.
" He has not moved in six hours, ma'am." Craig said.
" Is that, Lyra?" Millie asked.
" Yes, I believe his daughter could cheer up Mr. Marsh since she is now clean." The nurse replied.
" Let me take her to him, he's my brother." Shelly volunteered.
The nurse smiled and gave Lyra to Shelly.
" She's a good sister." Sharon let out a small smile.
"Oh Lyra, your so beautiful I know you will cheer up your daddy." Shelly teared up and walked in the room where Stan was.
Stan stood in the same spot with Wendy still in his arms not wanting to leave.
" What do you want Shelly, I told you all I want to be alone." Stan said without turning his back.
" Stan I'm sorry Wendy passed away and I will leave you alone, but Lyra wants to see you first." Shelly said then Stan turned his head to see Lyra in Shelly's arms.
" Let me see my daughter." Stan got up for the first time in six hours.
Shelly gently placed Lyra in Stan's arms and left the room to leave the two alone.
Shelly and Stan's friends watched to see what was going to happen.
" Lyra..." Stan silently said to the sleeping baby.
After hearing Stan's voice, Lyra opened her eyes which literally dropped Stan to his knees as he saw something very familiar in Lyra's eyes.
" W-wendy?" Stan at disbelief and was suddenly seeing visions of Wendy's life through Lyra's eyes.
(What Stan was seeing was when he was pushing Wendy on a swing when in pre-school, Wendy saying hi Stan and Stan puking in reaction, Wendy singing her song in the tryouts to get in the all boy band with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, Wendy fighting Cartman, Wendy holding Stan's hand, Wendy and Stan kissing, The last part of the vision was when Stan and Wendy saying " I do" at their wedding.)
It was as though Wendy's life has been reborn therefore Stan realized what Wendy meant by she will always be with him, always.
"Lyra..." Stan began, "I promise, to always take care of you, my dearest daughter. You're all I have left in this world, and I vow to make you the most important thing in my life, count on it."
Lyra held out her small hand to Stan, who holds out his pointer finger for the baby to shake. Lyra giggles from this and Stan smiles. "We're going to have a great life together, Lyra." Stan said, "I just know it."
(Cue new credits: Don't Think Twice by Hikaru Utada (Once again, characters not referenced yet will make an appearance) (Also 9 year timeskip)
(How did I live in a kingdom of thieves? And people who say things they don't really mean, really mean?)
(Stan and Lyra are living with Randy and Sharon. Stan appears to be studying for something. Further examination shows that Stan is studying to become a police officer)
(You're only everything I ever dreamed. Ever dreamed of, ever dreamed of. You must be kidding me, did you really think. I could say no)
(Kyle is leaving a PTSD meeting to find his family and a pregnant Bebe waiting for him. Kyle gives Bebe a hug and kisses her belly)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby, I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know. Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Fast forward two years later, and Stan graduated from college with his law degree. Everyone is happy for him, especially his parents, friends, Lyra, and sister Shelly, who is also pregnant. Stan looks up to the sky and imagines how Wendy must feel)
(I really don't get what everyone else believes. So why do I say things I don't really mean, really mean. I'm only crying 'cause I never dreamed
It'd take this long, it'd take this long)
(Fast forward another year and Stan and Lyra are visiting Mr. and Mrs. Testaburger. During their visit, Lyra sees that Mrs. Testaburger took cookies out of the oven. She reaches for some with her left hand, and ends up touching the cookie try...not feeling any pain! This shocks the adults. It turns out that with Lyra being a breech birth, it had an effect on the nerves of her left hand. Cut to a hospital room where Lyra is recovering from nerve surgery, her left hand wrapped in bandages. Stan holds her and gives her a My Little Pony toy, much to her enjoyment)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby, I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know. Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Fast forward to another year later when Stan and Lyra finally move out of his parents house and get their own place. Cut to Lyra's fifth birthday party where everyone is there, family and friends. Stan's friend's and their kids are there and they are all enjoying the special day with Lyra playing games, eating good food, and opening presents)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(Cut to late at night and Stan is looking at Facebook. He sees his friends having nothing but great times with their wives and children and it makes him wish Wendy was still with him. A tear rolls down his cheek)
(If you want to take it to an even higher level. All you gotta do is say the word, you know I'll follow. If you wanna take it to an even higher level I don't, I don't bite)
(In a hospital in Boulder CO, a doctor walks up to a man who looks very depressed. He tells him bad news, depressing the man even more)
(If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible. All you gotta do is say the word, the walls will crumble. If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible)
(Back at the man's home, he tells his two children, one son and one daughter bad news. They look crushed when he tells them, and the three of them cry in a group hug...the three of them lost a wife/mother. This man is Cody Oppenheimer, and his children are Edgar and Tori)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know. Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Back at South Park, a big kid looks like he's bullying Felix Broflovski, Chelsea Donovan, and Larry and Barry McCormick. Suddenly the bully looks distracted. He turns to see Lyra trying to get his attention. The bully looks ready to fight Lyra, and she ends up kicking the bully in the nuts, making him cry. Felix, Chelsea, Larry and Barry hug Lyra for saving them)
(Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times. Cross the line)
(In California, where the Cartmans live, Shelly and Eric look like they're done getting intimate, and Eric looks guilty about something)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(Kenny and Lola appear to be at a fancy restaurant. Suddenly, Kenny gets down on one knee and proposes to Lola who happily and tearfully says yes. The two of them kiss and hug, and the other restaurant patrons applaud them)
(Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times. Cross the line. Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times. Be mine)
(Kyle calls his and Bebe's two children, Felix and Isabella down from their rooms for an announcement. The two children arrive, and Kyle tells his kids that Bebe is pregnant for a third time. The kids look happy and they hug Kyle and Bebe)
Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice
(In the Marsh residence, Stan is sitting on the couch with Lyra's head resting on his lap. She is sleeping, so he takes her to her room and tucks her in. Before he leaves, he blows Lyra a kiss, shuts the light off, and closes the door as the song ends)