South Park in the Emotional Warzone Chapter 3: It's Déjà vu Again
Everyone was making a beeline for Hell's Pass Hospital, where Bebe was about to give birth to hers and Kyle's third child. Kyle was leading everyone in his car, with Felix and Isabella in the backseat.
"My God, I can't believe it's actually happening!" Kyle said excitedly.
"I know, daddy." Isabella said. "I'm going to be the best big sister ever!"
"Oh, ho, ho! I know you will, sweetie." Kyle said.
"I sure hope mom is doing alright." Felix said.
"Don't worry, Felix." Kyle said reassuringly. "Your mother is a tough cookie. I'm sure she's doing a-okay."
"Hey, dad, there's also something I want to ask." Felix said. "Before mom called, I noticed Mr. Marsh going to talk with Lyra. Is he about to tell her the truth?"
"If he does, then that'll be two wonderful things that'll happen today." Kyle said. "But for right now, let's focus on your baby brother, and we'll cross Lyra and Stan's bridge of deceit when we come to it."
Felix chuckled. "Right. Now let's go see my mom!"
The group of cars hurried along to Hell's Pass Hospital. When they arrived at the aforementioned hospital, Kyle, Felix, Isabella, Mr. Stevens, Sheila, and Gerald came running in while everyone else just came in afterward, trying to catch up. Kyle went to the front desk.
"Can I help you, sir?" Asked the receptionist.
"My wife…Bebe Broflovski…she's in labor…where is she?" Kyle asked panting.
"Oh then you must be Kyle." The receptionist said, giving him a form to sign. "Just sign here and you may see your wife on the third floor."
"Thanks," Kyle said as he did what he was told.
Once the form was signed, he ran up to the third floor with everyone else following him. However, Stan and Lyra was falling behind. That's because being back in Hell's Pass Hospital, being sent to the third floor, all of the memories of Lyra's birth came flooding back to him. But with those warm fuzzy feelings, came those feelings of sadness and dread as his wife, Wendy, tragically passed away on the same day. Lyra noticed the sad look on her father's face.
"Dad, what's wrong?" Lyra asked.
Stan wiped a tear from his eye and said, "Just remembering the day you were born…it was the happiest day of my life. These are tears of joy, sweetie. Nothing wrong with that." But they weren't tears of joy. Stan missed Wendy deeply, and while he was happy to have Lyra in his life, he knew life would be that much sweeter if his wife were still by his side.
Stan and Lyra caught up with the rest of the group on the third floor, but they didn't see Kyle in the group.
"Where'd Kyle go?" Asked Stan.
"He went to go see Bebe." Butters said.
"The doctors said something about Bebe being ten centimeters dilated and her contractions being two minutes apart." Heidi said. "She's ready and raring to go to have this baby."
As soon as she said that, the Donovan family came up.
"Did we miss it? Did we miss it?" Red asked frantically.
"Nope, you're just in time." Mr. Stevens said.
"Excellent." Clyde said. "We came as soon as we heard."
"We weren't going to miss this moment for the world." Red said.
Lyra looked to see Tommy taking a puff form his inhaler. He looked very nervous.
"Tommy, what's wrong?" Lyra asked. "This is supposed to be a happy time. Why do you look so scared?"
"I…I just get nervous when I'm at hospitals." Tommy said. "I always get flashbacks to when I had my first asthma attack."
Tommy was getting really nervous. Clyde put a hand on his shoulder and said, "If you're nervous we can always wait outside. The fresh air will do you some good."
"Thanks, dad, that'd be great." Tommy said, nervously. The father and son left to go get some fresh air, leaving everyone else to wonder what's going on with Bebe.
"Mom, how long do you think it'll be?" Chelsea asked.
"Well, when a women is ten centimeters dilated, that means she's ready to give birth." Red explained to her daughter. "Hopefully it won't be too long now."
"At the moment however, it looks like we'll be playing the waiting game." Karen said.
"Yeah." Kenny said in agreement. "We just got to pray and hope everything goes well."
"Maybe we should do a quick prayer right now." Tweek said.
"Good idea, babe." Sally said as the group gathers in prayer.
Meanwhile, in the hospital room where Kyle and Bebe are at, a doctor, midwife, and two nurses are doing everything they can to make sure this childbirth goes as smoothly as possible. The doctors provided the two of them with the necessary garb. Bebe is dressed in a plain white hospital gown, and Kyle is dressed in rubber gloves, green shirt and pants, Bebe is trying her hardest to push her baby out of her. So far, it seems to be going pretty well, especially in comparison with Lyra's birth nine years ago. It didn't change the fact that Bebe was in searing pain. Every push she gave was accompanied with a cry of agony
"You'd think having two children before this, you'd get used to the pain." Bebe thought to herself. It's amazing how she could even think with all the pain she's in.
"Just keep pushing, Mrs. Broflovski, you're doing great!" The doctor said.
Kyle supported his wife as best he could, holding her hand and giving words of encouragement. "That's right, babe! You're doing wonderfully!" He said, "I'm never leaving your side no matter what! Just keep breathing and…"
"SHUT UP!" Bebe bellowed, catching Kyle off guard. "I don't want to hear you fucking talk! You did this to me!"
"Sweetie calm down!" Kyle said nervously and somewhat heartbroken. "Just listen to my voice and everything will be okay."
Bebe didn't listen and instead screamed, "You are never touching me again after this, and if you do I swear to God I will fucking end you!" Bebe gave another push and painful scream.
The doctor looked over at Kyle and said, "Don't worry, she doesn't really mean that."
"Screaming childbirths are very normal here." Said one of the nurses.
"Your wife's outbursts of anger are nowhere near as bad as the ones I've seen." Said the midwife. "The point is, don't take it to heart."
"Okay." Kyle said as all attention was brought back to Bebe, who looked at Kyle remorsefully and said. "They're right, sweetie, I didn't mean it. It just…ooooowwwwww! It hurts so bad!" Bebe was in tears from the shear pain she was in. "I don't remember Felix or Izzy being this painful!" She cried.
Bebe wasn't sure if she could go on. Lucky for her though, Kyle was right by her side, providing the best emotional support a wife could ask for.
"Everything's going to be okay, babe." Kyle said. "I'm not going anywhere. You're a strong and beautiful woman with a persistent spirit. I believe in you, Bebe! Just hold my hand, keep breathing, and think happy thoughts, so we can give the newest member of the Broflovski family a proper debut!
Bebe inhaled deeply and amongst the pain, found the strength to continue on. She gained a look of confidence in her face, nodded and said, "Let's do it!"
"Okay," the doctor said, "Whenever you're ready, give me a nice hard push!"
Bebe did as she was told, giving a nice hard push, but nothing came out. Bebe was panting a bit, sweat dripping down her forehead. Kyle grabbed a tissue and wiped the sweat off her face.
"You're doing great, Bebe, just don't give up!" Kyle said.
"I don't intend on giving up anytime soon hon-AGH!" Bebe feeling more pain.
"Again, another push!" The doctor said. Bebe pushed again with all her might…but still nothing.
"Kyle, nothing's happening!" Bebe said worriedly.
"Keep going, honey! I know you can do it!" Kyle said, still holding onto her hand.
"Third time's the charm, Mrs. Broflovski." The doctor said. "Ready, and push!"
Bebe gave this third push all her might. She pushed like she never pushed before, putting all of her strength behind it. "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Bebe screamed. Before anyone knew it, they heard the familiar sound of a newborn baby crying.
"The head!" Kyle cried. "The head is out!"
"A few more pushes, Mrs. Broflovski, you're almost there!" The doctor said
With her remaining strength, Bebe pushed the rest of her baby out. She was panting and sweating heavily. "I…I did it!" Bebe said with a smile on her face. "Damn right you did, babe!" Kyle said, giving her a loving kiss. "I love you so much, Bebe, more than anything in the world." He said. "I love you too, Kyle." She said
The midwife gave Kyle some scissors. "Would you like to cut the umbilical, Mr. Broflovski?" She asked.
"I'd be honored." He said. Kyle cut the umbilical and saw that Bebe had given birth to a healthy baby boy. "It's a boy!" Kyle said with happy tears in his eyes.
"A baby boy!" Bebe said happily. "That's wonderful! I'm so happy"
"Yeah, I know how much you wanted a boy, babe." Kyle said. "I'm happy that you're happy."
The nurses cleaned up the baby boy, wrapped him up in a blanket and gave him to Kyle to hold. He smiled down on his new son, a smile on his face.
"Hey little buddy." Kyle whispered. "I'm your daddy."
"Let me see my baby, Kyle." Bebe asked. Kyle gave the baby over to his wife so she could hold him. They were both so happy and felt blessed that they were able to have another child. It had been six years since either of them held a baby that small, and at that moment in time it felt as though all of the world's problems just went away, and it was only them and their newborn baby.
"Again, I'm sorry for screaming at you, Kyle." Bebe said, still admiring her baby boy.
"Don't worry about it, honey." Kyle said, also admiring the baby. "It's all water under the bridge."
"I hate to interrupt this nice family moment, but what do you two plan on naming your baby?" Asked the doctor.
Kyle and Bebe looked at each other. So far the couple had a pattern going, with Bebe naming Felix, and Kyle naming Isabella. It was Bebe's turn again so it was up to her. After a few seconds, Bebe thought of the perfect name. "Matthew. Matthew Broflovski."
"That's a wonderful name, Bebe!" Kyle said in agreement.
"Matthew it is." The doctor said as he looked at the clock. "Time and date of birth: 6:43 PM July 27th, 2019. We'll just take little Matthew down to incubation, and he'll be back in your arms before you know it, Mrs. Broflovski."
Bebe smiled warmly and said, "Great."
The midwife looked at Kyle and said, "You should head down there as well, Mr. Broflovski. Give your wife some time to rest."
"Good idea." Kyle agreed before turning to Bebe and said, "I'm so proud of you, Bebe. I love you."
"I love you too, Kyle." Bebe said giving Kyle a kiss.
"Take a good long rest, you've earned it, and I'll see you soon." Kyle said as he made his way out of the room.
The nurses took little Matthew to the incubation room. Kyle, the doctor, and the midwife following. On the way, Kyle and the nurses passed the rest of his and Bebe's family and friends.
"Is that the baby?" Mrs. Stevens asked.
The nurses nodded.
"Everything went alright?" asked Millie.
"A-Okay." One of the nurses said with a thumbs up. Everyone was so happy to hear the news.
"We're taking him down to the incubation chamber now if you want to see." Kyle said
"Did you just say him?" Mr. Stevens asked.
"You two had a boy!" Craig said
"Congratulations, Kyle!" Gerald said
"I have a baby brother! Awesome!" Isabella said happily
"I'm ready to meet my new nephew!" Ike said excitedly
"Come on, everyone!" Kyle motioned for everyone to follow him to the incubation chamber.
Once Matthew was all settled in the incubation room, Kyle and company were standing outside the room, looking at him through the window. Matthew was sleeping quietly, blanket wrapped around him.
"Everyone, this is my new son, Matthew." Kyle said proudly.
"Aww, he's so cute!" Red said.
"I don't know what to say, Kyle. He looks a lot like you." Kenny said.
"I see more Bebe in him than anything." Lola said. "He has her eyes."
"But he has my bubbie's adorable nose." Sheila said, the use of the pet name causing Kyle to blush in embarrassment. But he didn't care, he was happy to have a third child brought into the world.
Mr. and Mrs. Stevens looked at their new grandson. "Look at our new grandson, darling. He's so beautiful." Mrs. Stevens said. "He certainly is, darling." Mr. Stevens replied.
"Hey, Carrie, take a look." Paul said, motioning his sister to look through the glass
Carrie Stotch was amazed at seeing little Matthew. "Is that Mr. Broflovski's new baby, mommy?" She asked Millie. "Yes, yes it is." Millie replied. "You were that small once too, you know." Carrie was amazed at that statement. "No way."
Lindsay Tucker was looking at all of the babies sleeping away in the incubation room. "Babies are just so cute." She said
"Hey if you want a little brother or sister you can always ask your mom and me, and we'll do what we can to provide, sweetie." Craig joked.
"I didn't say that." Lindsay said trying to defend her status as an only child.
Mimi and Cici Tweak were looking through the glass with their parents.
"Mom, dad, do you remember taking us home from the hospital?" Mimi asked.
"Of course", Sally said.
"It's a day your mother and I will never forget." Tweek said. "It was quite possibly the happiest day of our lives."
Chelsea rubbed Isabella's shoulder saying, "Congratulations, big sister Izzy." "Thanks Chelsea," Isabella said.
Kyle was so happy to see everyone else happy. With Matthew born, there was only one thing left to do. "Well, with the Broflovski family getting a new member, this calls for a nice bouquet of roses." Kyle said. He always gave Bebe a bouquet of roses on very special occasions: Birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, or when he just felt mushy and wanted to let his wife know how much he loves her. Kyle especially gave Bebe roses whenever a new child is born into their family. Kyle began to walk out the incubation chamber saying, "Bebe is in her room resting. I'll tell the doctors to let you know when she wakes up so you can see her."
"Okay, Kyle." Stan said. "Hurry back"
"Don't worry, Stan, I won't be gone long." Kyle said as he headed out. When Kyle got to the parking lot, he unlocked his car, got in, and drove off to the flower shop.
The Rainbow Garden Flower Shop wasn't that far from the hospital. Heck, Kyle could've walked there if he wanted to. But he said he wouldn't be long, and driving is obviously the quicker option.
Upon arriving at the flower shop, Kyle went straight for the roses. He wanted to find the best bouquet in the place. He eventually settled on a bouquet with 12 roses and paid for them. Sure they were pricey, but it was worth it for Kyle to see his wife happy.
Kyle made his way out of the flower shop and to his car, but on his way somebody in a black tank top walked up to him. "Yo, fool!" He said, causing Kyle to look in his direction. When he did that, the stranger pointed a gun at his face. "Give me your money and there won't be any more problems!"
"Asshole, I really wouldn't recommend pointing that thing at me." Kyle warned. He was ready to put the skills he learned while in Iraq to the test.
The thug began to speak again, "I'm not going to say it again, give me your fucking money right n…AUGH!" Before the thug could finish his sentence, Kyle managed to get the gun away from him. The thug tried to engage Kyle in melee combat, but with Kyle's mixed martial arts skills, he overpowered him, and knocked him on his ass.
Kyle put the thug's gun in his pocket and looked down to see the thug knocked out. "Thank you Marine Corps." He said. Kyle took out his cell phone and began to call 911. He picked up his roses, luckily they weren't too damaged, turned around and began to walk back to his car. As he walked, the 911 operator picked up.
"911, what's your emergency?" The operator asked.
"I'm here to report an attempt at larceny theft in front of Rainbow Garden Flower Shop." Kyle began. "The suspect was armed, and tried to steal my wallet. He is currently incapacitated…"
Or so he thought. The thug slowly got up and saw Kyle walking away. He saw that Kyle had his gun in his pocket…so the thug quickly and sneakily ran up to him. Kyle, unaware of what was happening, was about to finish his call.
"Alright, we'll send over some dispatchers and take a look." The operator said.
"Thank you." Kyle said as the call ended. As Kyle put his phone away, he felt a tugging in his pocket. It was the thug, and he got his gun back, and it caught Kyle completely off guard. "What the f…"
BLAM!
Before Kyle could finish his sentence…the thug had shot him in the head, killing him almost instantly. Kyle laid down on the ground, dead, blood pouring from the gunshot wound. His roses fell to the ground and landed on the puddle of blood. The thug just looked at Kyle's dead body for a brief moment before he put the gun in his mouth and committed suicide, not wanting to face the consequences of his actions. A few minutes after that was when the dispatchers showed up and saw the thug, Kyle, and the bloody roses. They called for an ambulance almost immediately. The owner of Rainbow Garden Flower Shop came out and told them that he was going to give the roses to his wife, who had just given birth to their third child. The officers knew what they had to do now…and they dreaded the aftermath.
Meanwhile, back at the hospital, as Matthew was still resting in the incubation room, everyone decided to visit Bebe's in her hospital room. She appears to be very well rested. Everyone is in the room with her to keep her company, and Clyde even got Tommy to calm down a bit so they're in the room with her as well.
"Matthew certainly looks a lot like you, Bebe." Shelly said.
"Honestly, he looks more like Kyle." Bebe said
"Thank you!" Kenny said. "I knew you'd think so!"
"Speaking of which, does anyone know where Kyle went?" Bebe asked
"He said he was going to get you some roses." Stan said, resulting in Bebe giving a warm smile.
"That was almost an hour ago," Ike said. "The flower shop isn't far from here. What's taking him?"
"Maybe there's a line he's waiting in." Butters thought.
"I don't know, but I hope he gets here soon." Bebe said worriedly.
A few more minutes of waiting and two police officers walk in, one with brown hair and one with black hair. Larry saw this and whispered to Barry, Penny, and Junior, "I smell bacon." The four kids giggled, but Lola nudged Larry and said, "Behave yourself!"
Bebe looked over at the officers and said, "Hello, officers, is everything okay."
Bebe got nervous. With Kyle gone for longer than expected, and police coming in to talk with her, she was hoping that everything was okay.
"Are you Mrs. Bebe Broflovski?" Asked the brown haired officer, causing Bebe to get even more nervous. "Y-Yes." She said.
"Is your husband Kyle Broflovski?" Asked the black haired officer.
"Yes…" Bebe said.
"Is our son alright?" Gerald said, also getting nervous as well as Ike and Sheila. The officers looked over at them too.
"You must be Kyle's family." Said the black haired officer.
"Yes," Sheila said. "Where's my little bubbie?!"
The two policemen looked at each other, worried about how everyone will take the news they were about to give them.
"Everyone, we're not quite sure how to say this." The brown haired officer began. "But in front of the Rainbow Garden Flower Shop, Kyle must have gotten into a struggle with a gunman and…" He struggled to finish the sentence
"Please, no…not my Kyle." Bebe thought, scared out of her mind.
The brown haired officer continued, "We found Kyle dead. The gunman must have shot him in the head and he died instantly." Everyone gasped in shock and horror.
The black haired officer spoke next, looking over at Bebe. "He was going to give you these roses as a present. They were in a pool of his blood when we found him" He said as he showed everyone the blood stained bouquet.
Bebe's lips were quivering, tears pouring out of her eyes. "Oh my God. T-This can't be happening! This can't possibly be real!" Bebe said in abosulte denial, not wanting to believe that the only man she ever truly loved is gone forever.
"I'm in a bad dream! This has to be a bad dream!" Bebe said, trying and failing to hold back her emotions.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Broflovski, but this is real." Said the black haired officer.
"We are so sorry for your loss." The brown haired officer chimed in.
Bebe felt as though her world came crashing down. One of the best days of her life quickly became her absolute worst, and she felt like she was living out one of her actual nightmares.
"No…No…I-I can't believe this!" Bebe said, her voice breaking. "K-K-Kyle!" Bebe covered her face with her hands, not wanting her friends and family to see her cry. Her heartbreaking sobs of despair was enough to make even the two policemen shed a tear. Bebe's parents held her hand and hugged her in an attempt to comfort her. "Bebe, I'm so sorry." Mrs. Stevens said equally sad.
Sheila was in complete disbelief. "This…this has to be a bad dream!" She said utterly flabbergasted. "Kyle…my little bubbie! He's…he's…" Unable to finish her sentence, Sheila broke down in Gerald's arms. Gerald held his wife and rubber her back as he began to cry as well.
Ike stared down at the floor, just now getting hit with the magnitude of the situation. "My God…" He said with tears welling in his eyes. "Kyle, brother, why!"
Isabella was still taking it all in. She walked up to the policemen and said, "My daddy's dead." She asked with a shaky voice. The policemen felt sorry for her, having to deal with such a big loss at a young age. "Yes little one, he's dead. We're sorry" Said the black haired policeman sadly. "He's not coming back?" Isabella asked, tears welling in her eyes. The two policemen shook their heads, sending Isabella into the worst sadness she has ever felt. "M-M-My daddy!" She bawled as she ran over to her mother and maternal grandparents. Mr. Stevens held his granddaughter and tried to comfort her.
As for Felix, he was staring at the pure white wall in absolute sorrow, disbelief, and confusion. "This has to be a joke." He thought to himself. "My father can't be dead." It was then he remembered what he had said one month prior, when talking about how everyone was trying to sympathize with Stan over the loss of Wendy. The words he spoke that day resonated in his mind over and over, louder and louder.
"I don't think they'll truly know how Mr. Marsh feels until they lose their loved one."
"Why did I say that…" Felix thought to himself. He didn't think for a second when he said that, that one of Stan's friends would actually die, let alone his own father. Felix felt horrible, feeling as though this was karma for what he had said. His lips began to quiver, and he felt nothing but guilt welling up inside him. "What have I done." He whispered.
Bebe wiped tears from her eyes and looked over at the two policemen. "Please, may we see him?" She asked.
"Of course." The brown haired officer said. "Follow us."
Bebe was placed in a wheelchair, with her mother pushing her, and everybody followed the policemen down the hall to another hospital room where the body of Kyle was resting.
Everybody walked inside and took a good long look at the dead body. He had the bullet wound still somewhat fresh in his forehead, and his eyes were closed. If he didn't have that bullet wound, one might easily assume he was just taking a nap…but he wasn't napping…he was as dead as can be.
First Wendy died in childbirth with Lyra, now Kyle gets murdered in cold blood after the birth of his third child.
It was déjà vu all over again.
Almost everybody was in tears at the sight of a longtime friend having kicked the bucket, especially in this fashion.
Bebe broke down again, seeing her dead husband just laying on the hospital bed.
"This is horrible. Poor Kyle." Stan said, seeing his best friend dead.
"How evil do you have to be to take another person's life like this?" Heidi asked, completely befuddled.
The children looked at the dead body in absolute shock, having never seen such a thing before.
"I can't believe it." Junior said. "Mr. Broflovski is dead."
"This has to be some kind of bad dream." Cici said.
"Not this time, Cici." Mimi said, rubbing her sisters shoulder.
Penny and Chelsea were doing their best to calm down a weeping Isabella. "It's not fair!" Isabella cried.
And then Felix laid eyes on his deceased father. He just looked at Kyle in absolute horror, still believing that his words are what caused this. He tried to gently shake his father, in hopes that he'd get up and come back to life. "Come on, dad. Please, not yet. No!" Felix cried still shaking his dead father. "Felix…don't…it's no use" Gerald said, with tears in his eyes too.
Felix stopped shaking Kyle, fully realizing that it wasn't some cruel joke and he really is dead. He just kept looking at his father's corpse, lips quivering and tears streaming down his face.
"It…It's all my fault…" Felix whispered to himself. Unable to comprehend the truth, Felix ran out of the hospital room, not looking back.
"Felix!" Bebe cried as her son ran out of her line of sight. "Oh my god!"
"I'll go after him, Bebe." Stan said as he gave chase. The likes of Mr. Stevens, Clyde, Chelsea, Kenny, and Karen chased after Felix, hoping to catch up to him.
Poor Felix was running down the halls of the hospital and down the stairs, not wasting time taking the elevator, through the lobby and outside in front of the hospital, where he fell on his knees looking down at the pavement beneath him. Tears fell from his face, creating small wet spots on the ground beneath him. It was at this moment when Stan, Mr. Stevens, Chelsea, Kenny, Karen, and Clyde caught up with him.
"Felix!" Karen exclaimed. "Thank God we found you."
Felix didn't pay them any mind, as he was still on his knees weeping away. Chelsea walked up to her friend. "Felix…I'm so sorry." She said.
Felix eventually got up, looked up to the sky and let out the biggest scream of his life. The scream was full of heartbreak and despair.
"Felix…" Mr. Stevens said softly as he watched Chelsea hug Felix. Felix was crying into Chelsea's shoulder, with her trying to calm him down in her warm embrace. "I'm so sorry, Felix." She said. "Let it out, it's okay."
Felix continued to cry in his friend's arms as Stan, Kenny, Karen, Mr. Stevens, and Clyde just watched, feeling sorry for Felix now that he has no father.
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Cue Don't Think Twice by Hikaru Utada (Once again, characters and events that have yet to appear/happen will be mentioned here))
(How did I live in a kingdom of thieves? And people who say things they don't really mean?)
(It's a sunny day and Wendy and Stan are dancing together outside and right next to them are Kyle and Bebe, who are also dancing. Suddenly, the sunny skies turn stormy and Wendy is ripped away from Stan, and Kyle is ripped away from Bebe, both couples trying in vein to reach out to one another. Wendy and Kyle go up into the sky, can the ground gives weight for Stan and Bebe to fall down)
(You're only everything I ever dreamed. Ever dreamed of, ever dreamed of)
(As Stan and Bebe fall, they are enveloped by a red colored paint type substance. Behind the paint is a shadowy figure. It smiles evilly. This figure is one of Jacques Brodeur)
(You must be kidding me, did you really think I could say no?)
(Stan's daughter Lyra, and Bebe's son Felix are running through a grassy plain and two balls of light fall from the sky. The light balls reveal themselves as Wendy and Kyle, who hold their hands out to their children)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Cartman is standing in front of a statue of a heart. He pulls out a gun and shoots it, causing it to break. Shelly then appears and collapses to the ground, heartbroken)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Sometime later, Cody Oppenheimer finds the broken pieces of the heart and puts them back together)
(I really don't get what everyone else believes. So why do I say things I don't really mean, really mean.)
(Late at night, Lola and Kenny are in bed. But while Lola is sleeping, Kenny is looking up more information about the crystals he heard about in war)
(I'm only crying 'cause I never dreamed. It'd take this long, it'd take this long)
(Kenny thinks about General Rakish with the big purple crystal floating over him. Suddenly, eight more smaller crystals circle around the big purple one: A red one, a blue one, a green one, a gold one, a pink one, an orange one, a white one, and a black one)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know.)
(General Rakish turns into another villain, Carlos Murciélago. The crystals are still floating over him, and the background changes to the grassy plain from before. The main adults and children are watching in horror at the sight before them)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Carlos summons a demon warship from out of nowhere and easily takes out the adults and younger children, much to the older children's horror)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(The children are crying and look like they're going to lose hope when an astral projection of Sir Justice appears. The sight of the unknown hero inspires the children to not give up and put the villain down. The children and Sir Justice charge at Carlos and the warship)
(If you want to take it to an even higher level. All you gotta do is say the word, you know I'll follow. If you wanna take it to an even higher level. I don't, I don't bite)
(Outside of the dream, Isabella Broflovski is looking at a picture of Kyle. Behind him Stan places a hand on her shoulder, which Isabella brushes off and walks away)
(If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible. All you gotta do is say the word, the walls will crumble. If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible)
(Shelly gets up from her heartbreak and finds Cody holding a hand out to pick her up. Shelly grabs Cody's hand and we cut to the next scene)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Stan and Jacques are fighting for Bebe's affections)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Felix and Lyra are in a dark area, the look behind them to find a older, dying boy in a hospital bed. This boy is named Byron. Lyra and Felix try and run to the hospital bed to see him, but once again, the ground gives weight and the two kids fall into darkness)
(Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times. Cross the line)
(Stan and Bebe are alone on a hill somewhere admiring the sunset. The two of them look into each other's eyes before making a move to kiss each other)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(Cut to night time on that same hill where the Marshes, Broflovskis, Donovans, Tweaks, Tuckers, Cartmans, Stotches, McCormicks, and Oppenheimers are looking up at a full moon. Some of the kids are asleep, but those who are awake are enjoying the company and the beauty of the night sky)