South Park in the Emotional Warzone Chapter 4: The Truth Comes Out
It had been two weeks since Kyle was killed, and everyone was still in utter shock and awe. Bebe's friends, parents, and Kyle's parents did everything they could to help her in her time of need. Whether it be help taking care of her kids, especially newborn Matthew, help with chores around the house, or as emotional support, they were all there for her without question.
Bebe and her daughter Isabella are holding up decently well. However, whenever Bebe's alone, she always thinks about her beloved husband, and tears up whenever she thinks about him. She also gets those nights where she cries herself to sleep, still wishing Kyle was right next to her. Isabella loses sleep wondering if her father made it to heaven. She'd often stay up for hours praying, asking God if he can look after 'her precious daddy.'
As for Felix, he's taking Kyle's death the worst, still thinking that his statement on, "They won't know how Mr. Marsh feels until they lose their loved one," is karma for making such a mean-spirited comment. He's definitely acting differently than he normally does. The usually spry and lively eight year old is now quiet and seems to have lost the will to live. He hasn't invited his friends to hang out since Kyle's death. Naturally, as his friends, they decided to give Felix space and let him grieve, but they all hoped he'd bounce back soon.
Now it was August 10th, 2019, the day of Kyle's funeral. They would have held the funeral sooner, but with Bebe just finishing giving birth to her third child, everyone wanted to give her some time to rest. Not to mention they wanted to give the relatives on both the Broflovski and Stevens families, as well as close friends time to make plans and clear schedules for this event.
The service would take place at 12:00 noon at South Park Cemetery. Four hours before the service, however, the likes of Stan, Lyra, the Donovan family, and the McCormick family swung by Bebe and Kyle's house to see how she and the children are holding up. Bebe's parents as well as Kyle's parents and Ike also decided to pay her a visit. Everybody is in their best clothes, ready to attend the funeral.
Bebe's friends immediately went up to her, asking her how she was holding up, if there was anything they could do to help, so on and so forth. Bebe just said she's holding up the best she could, but was very worried about Felix, who is still acting very quiet and reserved.
"I tried asking him what's wrong, but he won't tell me anything." Bebe said. "He keeps saying he's alright, but I'm not so sure. He appears to be just as distressed as I am."
"From what Chelsea and Tommy tell us, he hasn't called them to hang out since Kyle died." Clyde said.
"And anytime our kids call him he either doesn't answer the phone, has someone else get it, or just declines the offer in general." Lola said.
"He's isolated himself from everybody." Red said. "How can we help him if he won't let us in on what's going on through that head of his."
"The poor guy is probably grieving." Ike said. "He's just doing it in a way where he shuts himself out from the rest of the world."
"If he really is grieving, shutting yourself off from everyone and everything is not the way to do it." Karen said
"I couldn't agree more sis." Kenny said.
"Ditto." Penny agreed.
Stan turned to Lyra and said, "Sweetie, why don't you and your friends go pay Felix a visit. I bet he'd love to see you guys again."
"Good idea, daddy." Lyra said.
"Come on, everyone, follow me!" Isabella said as she guided her six friends to Felix's room.
While the adults continued talking about the funeral and worrying about Felix's state of mental health, the seven kids made their way to his bedroom, making sure to be quiet when they passed the nursery, where baby Matthew was sleeping. When they reached Felix's bedroom door, Isabella gently knocked on it.
"Come in…" Felix said in a monotone voice.
The seven kids entered the room and saw Felix lying on his bed just staring at the ceiling, not moving a muscle.
"Aw man, has he been like this for the past two weeks?" Barry asked.
"Yeah, he only comes out whenever he has to use the bathroom or if it's time to eat." Isabella explained. "But even then, he eats about half of his meal before saying he's not hungry anymore."
"It's clear that whatever's on Felix's mind is causing him to lose an appetite." Tommy said. "Stress does that to you sometimes."
Felix rolled over on his stomach to face his friends. "What do you all want, anyway?" He asked. "Can't you seem I'm in no mood for company?"
"You haven't been in any mood for any company for the past two weeks, dude." Larry said. "But you know what, company can sometimes be a good thing. For example, company is here for you to tell us why the heck you're acting this way. Spill the beans!"
"Be gentle, Larry." Chelsea scolded.
"Not my fault he's acting rude." Larry said.
"His father died, brother, give him a break." Barry scolded.
"Whatever." Larry said as he turned to Isabella. "Yo, Izzy, he's your brother. Why don't you deal with him?"
"I keep trying to, but every time I do he won't tell me a thing that's going on." Isabella explained.
"Felix, please." Lyra began. "We're only here because we're your closest friends and we're concerned about you. Tell us what's wrong and maybe we can help."
"You know what's wrong." Felix said. "My dad's dead, and there's nothing I can do about it. Can we just leave it at that?"
"No, there's something else." Lyra said. "Mr. Broflovski dying is only a small part of it, but there's something else that's making you upset. I'm sure of it."
Felix remained tight lipped, not only because he didn't want to talk about it, but also if he mentions the comment he made about their parents sympathizing with Stan, that would mean mentioning the fate of Lyra's mother, Wendy, and he was in no position to take on additional stress from that can of worms.
"Can we just drop it, please?" Felix said.
His seven friends respected his wishes and stopped talking about what was on his mind.
"Still though, there's got to be a way to lift your spirits, Felix." Tommy said.
"I think I have an idea." Isabella said. "Follow me. You too, big brother."
Felix grunted and said, "Fine…" as he got off his bed and followed his sister.
Isabella guided everybody to her parent's room. She opened the door and let everybody inside.
"Izzy, why are we in your parents' room?" Chelsea asked with much skepticism.
"Yeah, Larry and I aren't even allowed to set foot in our parents' room." Barry said. "Are you sure your mom won't mind."
"Don't worry, I've done this hundreds of times." Isabella said as she starting to rummage underneath her parents' bed, looking for something.
"I seriously don't think we should be here." Lyra said nervously. "What on Earth could possibly be under that bed that could cheer Felix up?"
"You'll see." Isabella said as she finally found what she was looking for. "Bingo!"
Isabella pulled out a giant box from underneath the bed. Inside the box was certain items of Bebe's and Kyle's that they've obtained over the years. Isabella reaches inside the box to pull out a Gameboy Advance and a baggie full of games.
"An old Gameboy Advance is what's going to cheer Felix up?" Larry asked.
"Yeah, he loves these games." Isabella said. "Daddy had this since he was 10 years old. He showed it to Felix and I last year. Felix was so entranced by these games that any one of them could put a smile on his face." Isabella turned to Felix, game baggie in hand, and said, "So, big brother, what'll it be? Super Mario Advance 4, Metroid Fusion, Fire Emblem, Minish Cap, or good old Chinpokomon Emerald?"
Felix just stared at the games and said, "I don't want to play anything right now. Can I just go back to my room?"
"No you cannot!" Isabella said. "We're getting you out of your doldrums whether you like it or not." She went back to the box and started to look through it. "There's got to be something else in here that'll put a smile on your face." Isabella said before turning to her friends. "I think there are more boxes under the bed. Help me look, guys."
The likes of Chelsea, Larry, Barry, and Penny rummage underneath the bed for more boxes with Isabella, but Tommy and Lyra just watch.
"Guys, I really don't think we should be doing this." Lyra said.
"Yeah, that's Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski's personal property." Tommy said.
"It's a bunch of stuff from long before any of us were born." Larry said as he took some more boxes out from underneath the bed. "I really don't think Mrs. Broflovski will care, and if Mr. Broflovski were still alive I don't think he'd care either."
"Oh all this rummaging through other people's belongings is giving me an asthma attack!" Tommy exclaimed as he took out his inhaler and took a puff from it. Lyra rubbed his back to try and calm him down. While that was going on, the five kids began pillaging though the boxes. They find quite the collection of mementos and doodads.
"What's this?" Asked Barry picking up a book. He look at the cover to read the title. "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, eh? I wonder if it's any good?" Barry began to quickly read through the book. As he does, Penny looks to see Butters' face on the back.
"Whoa, is that Mr. Stotch as a little boy?" Penny exclaimed.
"Looks like it." Chelsea said. "Not gonna lie, he looked kind of cute. Shame he's way older than I am now. I think I would've loved to date him." Everybody looks at her in confusion, causing Chelsea to blush in embarssment for making such a comment. "Please don't tell Paul or Carrie this."
Chelsea tried to find something else in one of the boxes to distract everyone from what she had just said. It was then she the distraction she was looking for. "Hey look at this!" Chelsea said as she picked up a red fuzzy plush toy.
She read the tag that was attached to it, "Don't Tickle Me Elmo?" Chelsea said confused. She pressed a button and the doll talked saying, "Have you ever been tickled on the inside?" The kids looked disturbed upon hearing what the doll said. Reluctantly, Chelsea pressed the button again. This time, the doll said, "Can Elmo smell your genitals?" "Okay back in the box you go you creepy red piece of crap!" Chelsea said, throwing the toy back in the box.
"Easy that was my mom's!" Isabella said.
"Well your mom had some of the weirdest toys growing up as a kid then." Chelsea said
"Speaking of weird toys, get a load of this." Larry said as he pulled out a blue box with red sides, Larry read what was on the box and said, "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset? What the actual fudgesicle is this?!
Larry opened up the playset and was even more shocked to lay eyes on the contents. Inside the box was some play money, make-up, revealing clothing, a losable cell phone, a camera with night vision filter, and the craziest item in the box, sixteen hits of ecstasy. Larry picked up the baggie full of drugs and just looked at it. "I'm pretty sure those cops that came to school once warned us about things like this." Larry said.
Penny was curious as to what it was. "Oh, is that candy?!" Penny said before snatching the bag from Larry's hands. "Give me some!"
Lyra tried to interject. "Uh, P-Penny I wouldn't…"
Too late, Penny already took an ecstasy tablet and ate it. Before everyone knew it, Penny was laughing hysterically and spinning around rapidly. "I've never felt so alive!" Penny said. "I want to stay like this forever! Oh, I'm seeing angels and chasing dragons! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Penny laughed like a madwoman before falling on the floor, a chuckling, giggly mess.
"She'll be fine." Larry said in a nonchalant manner before turning his attention back to the playset.
"I can't believe your mom actually played with this!" Chelsea said before turning her attention to the make-up. "Although I could use some of that make-up for the funeral. Hey, Izzy, do you think your mom would mind if I…"
"Nope! Larry, put it away!" Barry said. Larry did as he was told and put the playset back in the box where he found it. The kid continued to look through one of the boxes when they come across stacks of newspapers.
"Your parents seriously keep newspapers from years ago, Izzy?" Tommy asked.
"Yeah, but only if there's some sort of significance." Isabella explained as she grabbed a newspaper article. "For example, this paper was from when mom and dad graduated high school." She showed everyone the article, which had Kyle, Bebe, and their friends dressed in their cap and gowns at their graduation ceremony.
"South Park High School: Class of 2009." Lyra said. "Hard to believe I was born almost a year later."
"With the rest of us coming the following year," Chelsea reminded her older friend.
"I remember my dad saying something about how he defeated some type of Iraqi general in the war." Lyra said. "Is there an article about that?"
"Let's see now." Isabella said looking through the box. She eventually found the article Lyra requested. She showed Lyra the picture of her father and the article on how he killed General Rakish. "I'm so proud of my daddy." Lyra said as she read the article.
"You do have a pretty cool dad." Felix admitted, still sulking behind them.
Isabella resumed looking through the newspaper articles when one of them caught her eye. "Hey, this weekend newsletter is from March 20th and 21st, 2010!" Isabella exclaimed.
"March 20th? That's the day of my parents' wedding, and my birthday!" Lyra exclaimed.
"Exactly." Isabella said. "Come and see, Lyra."
Lyra walked over to Isabella, with Chelsea, Larry and Barry joining them. Chelsea began reading the article aloud.
"March 20th, 2010." She began. "The day when war hero Stanley Kent Marsh is wed to Wendy Marie Testaburger. Almost the entire population of South Park attended the wedding and even some folks from out of town. However, in the midst of the reception, Wendy's water broke and was rushed to Hell's Pass Hospital where Stan and Wendy were blessed with their little daughter, Lyra Marsh."
Chelsea looked to see the rest of the article explain Wendy's death from childbirth, so she decided to stop reading.
"Is that everything?" Lyra asked.
"Yup, that's everything." Chelsea said, still trying to hide the truth from her friend. "Your parents got married and had you. 10/10, best story!"
"BORING!" Penny shouted, waking up from her ecstasy coma. Her mind was still clearly in a haze. As such, she begins talking without realizing what she's saying. "I heard the whole thing! Why don't we all just tell Lyra the truth already?" Penny said in a daze. "Lyra, from what your dad and my mommy told me, Mrs. Marsh died shortly after giving birth to you." Everybody gasped, but that didn't stop Penny from talking. "That's right, I said it! We don't have to lie anymore! The jig is up, the cat's out of the bag, and I have opened up Pandora's box! But you know what, I've never felt happier. So in conclusion, Lyra, your mother is dead because of you! How do you feel about that?" Penny gave a few more giggles before collapsing on the ground and falling asleep, snoring gently.
The other kids just looked at Lyra, who is just standing there, looking as if she had seen a ghost. Larry was the first to speak up.
"Now, Lyra, let's be real." Larry said nervously. "Penny is still clearly high, are you really going to listen to the words of a drugged up loser?"
"I HEARD THAT!" Penny said waking up briefly before going back to sleep.
Lyra just continued to stay in a trance of shock until, to everyone's surprise, she begins to laugh. "Okay, guys, I get it." Lyra said, still laughing a forced laugh. "It's all just a joke to get Felix to smile. It was well thought out and a pretty good idea, but I know this can't be real. My mom is on a mission in North Korea, I know she is. Penny is only kidding, right?"
Lyra's friends fell silent, not sure how to properly break the news to their friend.
"Please tell me this all a joke." Lyra said, hope dwindling.
Her friends were still quiet. They were all looking at each other, hoping that at least one of them would come up with some kind of an idea to keep Stan's lie going. But alas, they could not.
"No, I don't believe this! I won't believe this!" Lyra said "Not until I see some hard proof!"
Lyra turned to Isabella. "Does that news article have an obituary section?"
Isabella gulped nervously. "Yes…" She squeaked.
"Let me see it." Lyra said with her hand out, trying to keep calm, but Isabella refused to give it to her.
"Just give it to her, Izzy." Felix said. "She was going to find out eventually."
Isabella let out a sigh of defeat, and gave Lyra the news article. She continued reading from where Chelsea left off, seeing that it mentioned Wendy died giving birth to her.
"No…" Lyra said in disbelief before turning the page to the obituary section. There she saw Wendy's face, age, bio, and the circumstances that caused her death. Lyra read the obituary saying, "Wendy Marie Marsh passed away on the night of March 20th, 2010 after giving birth to her only daughter Lyra Katherine Marsh."
Lyra had a mix of emotions going through her brain: Rage, sadness, confusion, shock, and hatred. "This can't be real!" She said, dropping the news article to the ground and putting her hands to her head. "My mom's a hero, she's not dead. She was never dead!"
"We're sorry you had to find out this way, Lyra." Chelsea said. "We promised your dad we wouldn't tell, but whatever it is he told you about Mrs. Marsh…it was all a ruse. A lie he created to keep you from discovering the truth."
"My…My dad lied to me…for nine years!" Lyra said angrily. "And you were all in on it!" It was hard to tell whether she was angrier at the fact her father lied to her for nine years, the fact that he lied in general, or the fact that her friends, and most likely their parents and her grandparents, have been in on the lie since the beginning. Without hesitating, Lyra grabbed the news article and went back downstairs to confront her father about this lie. The rest of her friends gave chase, leaving behind a still sleeping Penny.
Back downstairs, Lyra walked right up to her father, who was still chatting with Bebe and her parents, and his friends. "Ahem!" Lyra cleared her throat.
"Oh, hey, sweetie. What's up?" Stan asked before Lyra threw the news article on the table for all the adults to see. Once they saw what it was, they all reacted in shock and horror, knowing that Lyra now knows the truth.
"Uh-oh!" Red said.
"My mom is dead!" Lyra shouted. "How could you lie to me, dad!"
Stan began to speak, "Sweetie, look, I have a good reason for why I, not lied, but rather protected you from the truth."
"Yeah, because changing the word lie to protect definitely makes the situation better." Clyde said with a snarky tone.
Lyra ignored Clyde's comment and said, "Why? What could possibly be a good enough reason for lying to your own daughter for nine years!" It was at this moment when the rest of Lyra's friends came to the scene
"I didn't want you to blame yourself and think you were to cause for your mother's death, so I hid the truth from you until you were old enough to handle it better." Stan responded.
"So, what nine years old isn't old enough!?" Lyra asked. "I bet you never even planned on telling me this and just intended on having me live a life where I was unaware of what really happened to mother!"
Kenny saw the rest of the kids behind Lyra, just watching this debacle. He looked at them and said, "Alright, which one of you are responsible for this?"
"It was Penny, dad! We had nothing to do with it, honest!" Larry cried.
"Where is Penny anyway?" Karen asked, showing concern for her daughter.
"She's asleep in Mrs. Broflovski's room." Barry answered.
"What were you all doing in my room?" Bebe asked
"I was trying to look for something to cheer Felix up, and we unintentionally came across newspaper articles that had details on Mrs. Marsh's death." Isabella answered.
"As for why Penny is asleep, she found some kind of drug and it knocked her out." Larry said. "I think the police officers said it was ecstasy?"
"Your kids gave my daughter ecstasy?!" Karen bellowed.
"And you brought your friends into my room?!" Bebe shouted. "Izzy, Felix, what is wrong with you?!"
"I just want to say I never wanted to go into your room, mom." Felix answered. "These guys just dragged me along for the ride."
"Oh my God, Penny!" Karen cried as she ran up to Bebe's room to get her daughter.
"With all due respect everyone," Lyra began, "Can we get back to my problems for a second!?"
"Oh by all means!" Larry said sarcastically. "The world clearly revolves around you, oh great and powerful Lyra Marsh!"
"SHUT UP!" Lyra shouted.
"Lyra, listen." Kenny started. "While we don't necessarily agree with what Stan did, he only did it because he loved you.
"If he really loved me he would've told me what was going on when I was old enough to talk." Lyra said. "I honestly can't believe you lied to me all these years! What about all those letters I got?! How did those happen?!"
"I told your Grandma Sharon to write all of those." Stan explained
"Wait, so my grandparents were in on this too?!" Lyra asked shocked.
"Yup, grandparents on both sides of the family knew." Stan said.
"Oh my gosh!" Lyra said. "So let me get this straight, you knew, my friends knew, my grandparents knew…what about my friend's parents? Were they all in on it too?!"
Bebe, Clyde, Red, Kenny, and Lola all looked at Stan as if saying, "We told you this would happen." The six adults looked back at Lyra. "Yes, Lyra, we all knew about this and took part in this lie." Lola said.
"Holy moly!" Lyra said as Karen and Penny came back in the room. "So everybody knew except me."
"How many times to I have to tell you, Lyra, I only protected you from the truth because I loved you." Stan said.
"Not telling me the truth is what you consider love?!" Lyra shouted. "You always tell me that honesty is the best policy, and the truth will set you free, yet you can't seem to practice what you preach!"
She then turned to her friends and began to lash out at them. "And what about you guys?!" Lyra said. "You guys are supposed to be my best friends, the ones I always turn to when the going gets tough. What, did you guys not think it was appropriate to tell me what was going on?"
Chelsea spoke up. "We only didn't tell you because, A: We respected your feelings"
"And B: Our parents told us not to tell you, and if we did we knew we'd get grounded." Barry chimed in.
Lyra, not hearing Chelsea's answer, but listening to Barry's answer, said "So that's it then? You only hid the truth from me because your parents told you to? Well guess what, sometimes to do the right thing you've got to break some rules. The fact that the people I consider to be my closest friends lied to me just shows me that you don't care about me at all!"
"Lyra, that's a load of baloney and you know it!" Isabella said.
"Yeah, sweetie, we all care about you." Stan said. "That's why…"
"That's why I hid you from the truth, blah, blah, blah!" Lyra mocked before giving her father a raspberry. "You know what, just save it dad. All of you, whatever you have to say, just save it. It's too late. The die has been cast and the damage is done. You all should've told me the truth, but you didn't." She then scoffs, looks at all the people around her and says, "I guess I can't trust any of you anymore."
Lyra walks out of the room to be away from everyone, as everyone just stares off after her, unsure on how to react.
"Maybe we should all head to the funeral now." Mrs. Stevens said, breaking the silence.
"Good idea." Mr. Stevens said.
"I'll go get Matthew." Bebe said as she went up to the nursery to get her baby. Everyone got into their cars and headed off for Kyle's funeral.
The whole car ride to the cemetery was a long silent ride. It didn't matter who you rode with, there was no activity. Everyone was still processing what had just happened. Lyra learned the truth and is now royally pissed at everyone for not telling her sooner. Stan is trying to figure out a way he can fix all of this. Felix was still grieving and thinking his father's death was somehow his fault.
At last, everyone arrives at the cemetery just in time for the funeral. Everybody was at the funeral, members from both Stevens and Broflovski families, Kyle and Bebe's friends, and almost the entire population of South Park came to mourn the death of a great man. Kyle is in his casket, waiting to be buried. There were rows of seats in front of the casket where everybody sat. Next to the casket is Father Maxi on a podium, giving a rather heartwarming eulogy. When he was done, he called up Bebe to make a speech. Bebe walked up to the podium, took a deep breath, and began her speech.
"Thank you all so much for coming, it means a lot." Bebe began. "Everybody who knew my husband Kyle remembers him as an honest, hardworking, loveable, intelligent, individual, who was an extraordinary husband, and an outstanding father. I consider myself lucky to have been married to who is quite possibly, the greatest man God has ever created.
Bebe began to tear up, Felix and Isabella starting to get misty eyed as well. Bebe continued her speech. "I remember when we were kids, and we only thought of each other as close friends. Come our 8th Grade year, we started dating. That was only the beginning of a beautiful bond that until now has never been broken. Just comes to show you that you don't know who you'll fall in love with. Your soul mate could be sitting right next to you."
Bebe stopped to see Chelsea rubbing Felix's back to try and comfort him. She smiled at that and resumed speaking. "I was always there for my husband when he suffered from PTSD after coming home from Iraq, just as he was there for me whenever I needed him like when there was a chore that needed to be done, he'd get a jump on it to please me, or when he'd just hold my hand in childbirth. That was the best part of our marriage: No matter what, we were always there for each other in the best of times and the worst of times. We were like the perfect pair in everyone's eyes. I'm the Mario to his Luigi, the Holmes to his Watson, the peanut butter to his jelly, the salt to his pepper."
Bebe took another deep breath, trying to resist the urge to cry. She pressed on and said, "Kyle has blessed me with three beautiful children whom I love and adore very much. They are quite possibly the greatest gift he has ever given me, and I honestly couldn't picture having kids with anyone else. I feel truly blessed."
Bebe looked at the casket and finished her speech, "In closing, I just want to say thank you Kyle, for many years of happiness, love, and laughter. You were not only my husband, but my best friend in the whole world. I hope we can see each other again someday…*sniff*…I'll miss you with all my heart…*sob*…And I'll never forget you."
Her speech moved almost everyone to tears. Bebe went back down to her seat and wiped her eyes with a handkerchief that was handed to her by her daughter, Isabella.
"That was beautiful, Mrs. Broflovski." Father Maxi said. "If there's nothing else to say, we shall now lay Kyle's soul to rest. May God bless him for all eternity."
With that, the casket was lowered into the ground. Felix got up from his seat and walked up to the hole that Kyle's casket was getting put in. "Big brother? What are you doing?" Isabella asked herself. Felix walked up to the edge of the hole and watched as the casket sank into the ground. Felix was in tears watching them bury his father. He took out a rose from his pocket, looked at it, and threw it into the ground. "Goodbye, dad." Felix said heartbroken. "And I'm sorry." Sheila guided Felix back to his seat so the funeral service can end.
When it was all over everybody left and began heading towards their cars so they can go to South Park Plaza for the funeral reception.
We cut to Stan and Lyra, who are walking through the cemetery to get to the parking lot. It's then that Lyra sees a tombstone. She walks up to it and it reads, "Wendy Marie Testaburger, April 15th, 1991-March 20th, 2010." Lyra just looked at the tombstone for a good few minutes with her father just looking at her.
"Is this where mom is buried?" Lyra asked her father.
"Yes, Lyra." Stan answered.
Lyra continued looking at her mother's grave, silently wishing she could've met her. Eventually, she turned to face her father. "I'm ready to go." She said.
"Alright then, come along." Stan said as Lyra followed. As the father and daughter duo walked through the cemetery, Lyra had one question going through her mind now that she knows the truth.
"Is my mom's death…really my fault?"
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Cue Don't Think Twice by Hikaru Utada (Once again, characters and events that have yet to appear/happen will be mentioned here))
(How did I live in a kingdom of thieves? And people who say things they don't really mean?)
(It's a sunny day and Wendy and Stan are dancing together outside and right next to them are Kyle and Bebe, who are also dancing. Suddenly, the sunny skies turn stormy and Wendy is ripped away from Stan, and Kyle is ripped away from Bebe, both couples trying in vein to reach out to one another. Wendy and Kyle go up into the sky, can the ground gives weight for Stan and Bebe to fall down)
(You're only everything I ever dreamed. Ever dreamed of, ever dreamed of)
(As Stan and Bebe fall, they are enveloped by a red colored paint type substance. Behind the paint is a shadowy figure. It smiles evilly. This figure is one of Jacques Brodeur)
(You must be kidding me, did you really think I could say no?)
(Stan's daughter Lyra, and Bebe's son Felix are running through a grassy plain and two balls of light fall from the sky. The light balls reveal themselves as Wendy and Kyle, who hold their hands out to their children)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Cartman is standing in front of a statue of a heart. He pulls out a gun and shoots it, causing it to break. Shelly then appears and collapses to the ground, heartbroken)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Sometime later, Cody Oppenheimer finds the broken pieces of the heart and puts them back together)
(I really don't get what everyone else believes. So why do I say things I don't really mean, really mean.)
(Late at night, Lola and Kenny are in bed. But while Lola is sleeping, Kenny is looking up more information about the crystals he heard about in war)
(I'm only crying 'cause I never dreamed. It'd take this long, it'd take this long)
(Kenny thinks about General Rakish with the big purple crystal floating over him. Suddenly, eight more smaller crystals circle around the big purple one: A red one, a blue one, a green one, a gold one, a pink one, an orange one, a white one, and a black one)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know.)
(General Rakish turns into another villain, Carlos Murciélago. The crystals are still floating over him, and the background changes to the grassy plain from before. The main adults and children are watching in horror at the sight before them)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Carlos summons a demon warship from out of nowhere and easily takes out the adults and younger children, much to the older children's horror)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(The children are crying and look like they're going to lose hope when an astral projection of Sir Justice appears. The sight of the unknown hero inspires the children to not give up and put the villain down. The children and Sir Justice charge at Carlos and the warship)
(If you want to take it to an even higher level. All you gotta do is say the word, you know I'll follow. If you wanna take it to an even higher level. I don't, I don't bite)
(Outside of the dream, Isabella Broflovski is looking at a picture of Kyle. Behind him Stan places a hand on her shoulder, which Isabella brushes off and walks away)
(If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible. All you gotta do is say the word, the walls will crumble. If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible)
(Shelly gets up from her heartbreak and finds Cody holding a hand out to pick her up. Shelly grabs Cody's hand and we cut to the next scene)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Stan and Jacques are fighting for Bebe's affections)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Felix and Lyra are in a dark area, the look behind them to find a older, dying boy in a hospital bed. This boy is named Byron. Lyra and Felix try and run to the hospital bed to see him, but once again, the ground gives weight and the two kids fall into darkness)
(Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times. Cross the line)
(Stan and Bebe are alone on a hill somewhere admiring the sunset. The two of them look into each other's eyes before making a move to kiss each other)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(Cut to night time on that same hill where the Marshes, Broflovskis, Donovans, Tweaks, Tuckers, Cartmans, Stotches, McCormicks, and Oppenheimers are looking up at a full moon. Some of the kids are asleep, but those who are awake are enjoying the company and the beauty of the night sky)