South Park's Emotional Warzone Chapter 10: Pre-Wedding Tailgate
Two hours after arriving to the Stanley Hotel, and the Marshes and the Broflovskis, also joined by the Tweaks, Donovans, and Shelly and Junior who arrived a few moments after they did, emerged from the hotel's main entrance in their fanciest suits and dresses, ready for Kenny and Lola's wedding.
The big group boarded the shuttle bus, where it seems a few other wedding guests have made it onboard. They appear to be members of Lola's family since none of our heroes recognized them. Felix managed to get Stan and Bebe to sit next to each other, allowing them to talk and bond with baby Matthew. Felix, Chelsea, Tommy, and Lyra watched them to make sure everything was working out the way they want it to. Isabella, still wanting nothing to do with Operation Cupid, just looked out the shuttle bus window, relaxing with her thoughts.
When Mimi, Cici, and Junior asked Felix, Lyra, Chelsea, and Tommy why they keep eyeing Stan and Bebe was when they let the three kids in on the plan. Mimi and Junior concurred that it was a great plan and that Stan and Bebe seem perfect for each other. Cici on the other hand, much like most people, said that they can't make two people fall in love, but she still wished them luck in their efforts.
Once that was discussed, Lyra asked Mimi and Cici if they knew anything about Lindsay's text about 'a big surprise.' The twin sisters just snickered, telling their eldest friend that by telling her then and there would ruin the surprise. It clear that whatever the surprise was, they wanted to wait for Lindsay to tell them.
At long last, the shuttle arrives to the Della Terra Mountain Chateau. Upon getting off, our heroes were surprised to see the turn out for this wedding. Just about everyone they had ever met was there: The Tuckers, The Stotches, The Cotswolds, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Principal Victoria, Timmy, Jimmy, Kevin, Esther, Token, Mr. and Mrs. Testaburger, Isla and her life partner Theresa, Francis and his wife Nelly, Brimmy, Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter, Kelly Rutherford-Menskin, Lola and Kenny's parents and extended family, and so many more. Kenny was going around greeting everyone at the front door along with his sons Larry and Barry and niece Penny.
"Kenny, over here!" Bebe shouted. Kenny looked and he, his children, Penny, Butters, Millie, Paul, Carrie, Craig, Heidi, and Lindsay came over to the group.
"Guys, so glad you could come." Kenny said shaking everyone's hand. "It means a lot."
"Hey, man, we're glad to be here." Clyde said.
"So, the big day is finally here." Stan said. "Are you nervous?"
"Not at all, man. And Lola is just as excited as I am." Kenny said. "This was a long time coming. Lola and I have been dating since 11th grade, had a set of twins about three years after that, it's a wonder why I didn't propose sooner."
Speaking of the twin boys, Larry and Barry wanted to talk with their friends. "Hey dad, can we hang out with our friends?" Barry asked.
"Sure, just don't go too far." Kenny said. "It's almost time to head inside."
"Thanks dad." Larry and Barry said in unison. With that, the group of 12 kids went somewhere where they could talk.
"Well, did you two convince your parents to have Lyra's dad and my mom walk down the aisle together when they call the groomsmen and bridesmaids?" Felix asked.
"Oh, ho, ho, I'd rather leave it a surprise." Barry said excited.
"Okay, so that means yes." Lyra said bluntly. Barry was never good at surprises. Chelsea decided to change subjects.
"So your parents are finally getting married." Chelsea said.
"Yeah, and we get to do a big speech before calling in the ordained minister." Barry said.
"Father Maxi's not here?" Felix asked, causing Barry and Larry to shake their heads.
"Who is the ordained minister?" Lyra asked quizzically.
"I think Barry, Penny, and I would keep it a surprise." Larry said.
"Oh! Oh! Speaking of surprised, there's something I've been fixing to tell you." Lindsay said. "And it involves me, Mimi, Cici, Paul, Carrie, Junior, and our respective families."
"What is it, Lindsay?" Tommy asked.
"Yeah, spit it out." Larry said.
"Give her time, Larry." Paul said. "Have manners."
"Yeah, have manners!" Carrie said trying to imitate her older brother.
Lindsay began to unveil her surprise. "Alright everyone, the big surprise is…get ready…wait for it…it's coming…hang on…"
"Today, Lindsay, today!" Penny shouted.
"Fine, whatever, spoil the buildup." Lindsay said. "Anyway, the big surprise is…we're all moving to South Park!"
This surprise took Lyra, Felix, Isabella, Chelsea, Tommy, Larry, Barry, and Penny by…well…surprise.
"You're all going to be moving to South Park!?" Chelsea said excitedly.
"That is a great surprise!" Lyra said.
"What's the occasion?" Isabella asked.
"Our parents figured that it'd be cheaper to move back to South Park, and we can all be closer together." Cici answered.
"Our parents planned on telling all of your parents sometime next week via phone call." Mimi chimed in.
"That's freaking dynamite, dudes!" Larry said.
"When will you all be moving?" Tommy asked.
"Sometime after our respective last days of school." Paul answered. "So late June early July."
"Yeah, late June or early July!" Carrie repeated.
"Okay, sis, is you copying me going to be a thing with you now?" Paul asked annoyed.
"I don't know, man, I'm just trying to find my place in the world." Carrie said.
"This is why being an only child is a blessing." Penny said. Everybody went back to the topic at hand.
"I'm especially excited because mom and I will be staying at Grandpa Randy and Grandma Sharon's." Junior said. "At least until mom and I find our own place."
"I don't blame you for being excited." Chelsea said. "It's pretty much law that every grandparent has to spoil their grandchild somehow."
"I know." Junior said. "I just hope dad knows where mom and I will be at."
"He's not moving with you?" Barry asked.
"No." Junior answered. "My parents are going through some things, and they decided that some time apart is best. They'll be back together soon, though."
Mimi and Cici looked disheartened to hear Junior's blind ignorance. The twin sisters were the only ones in the group of 14 that knew about Cartman and Shelly's divorce. They didn't want to tell their friends at risk of ruining their respective evenings.
"What's wrong with you two?" Lyra asked, looking at Mimi and Cici's sad faces.
"Nothing." Cici said. "We're just hoping that Junior's parents get back together soon too."
"But you all looked so sad." Lyra said.
"We were thinking about Spider Man's death in Infinity War." Mimi said.
"Don't remind me!" Lyra said tearing up. "He didn't want to go! They made him go!"
"Lyra, relax, you know he's not dead. You saw Spider-Man Far From Home on launch day last year." Felix said
"It doesn't remove the emotional impact of that scene." Lyra said wiping tears from her eyes.
Meanwhile, the adults are having their own conversation. We pick up where we left them.
"So where is Lola anyway?" Sally asked.
"She's inside the chateau getting ready with my sister." Kenny answered. "Speaking of my sister I hope none of you guys are upset that I made her boyfriend, Firkle, best man."
"Don't worry about it, man." Craig answered.
"It's just that we recently accepted him as a member of the family and I figured naming him best man would show how we truly accept him as one of our own." Kenny said.
"We understand, dude." Tweek said.
It was then that Heidi noticed something. "Hey, look," She said, "Speaking of Firkle, it's his old friends."
They all looked to see Michael, Henrietta, and Pete walk up to them. They also noticed Pete holding hands with a familiar face…Nichole Daniels.
"Hey, that black girl, didn't she go to school with us?" Red asked.
"Yeah!" Clyde said. "I think her name was Nichole. She moved out of South Park sometime in the 6th Grade, didn't she?"
"I think so." Red said.
Michael and Henrietta still appeared to follow a goth lifestyle, but Pete definitely broke away from that, blending in more with society. The group of four encountered our heroes and said hello.
"Hey everyone." Pete said.
"Pete is that you?" Stan said. "You look so different…you know…de-gothed."
"I owe it all to this lovely lady right here." Pete said kissing Nichole on the forehead. "When I met her I decided to change myself so I can have a shot at being her boyfriend."
"When he removed all of that black clothing, hair dye, and make up, Pete turned out to be as cute as a bug in a rug." Nichole said.
"Who the hell uses that saying anymore?" Craig asked himself.
"Pete and I are going to college around here." Nichole explained. "I'm majoring in cosmetology, and Pete's majoring in culinary arts."
"I find cooking very calming and liberating." Pete said.
"Cool." Clyde said. "Maybe when you graduate there'll be an open position at my restaurant."
"You own a restaurant now, Clyde?" Michael asked.
"That's awesome." Henrietta said. "Michael and I are working on ideas for a new manga series we're working on."
"It's called Black Snake Hunter." Michael said. "It's about this bounty hunter who, along with his family, got killed by the a group called the Black Snake Gang. Now he has to work his way out of the underworld, back into the world of the living, and go after the gang that killed him and the ones he loved."
"It's not the most original idea in the world, but I'm sure someone will buy it." Henrietta said.
"Yeah, nowadays with all of the good ideas taken it's hard to come up with an original idea." Shelly said.
"It sounds badass though and I'm sure someone will buy it." Butters said.
"Yeah, good luck to the both of you." Millie said.
"Thanks, guys." Michael said.
Suddenly…
"Hey, everyone!" Came a familiar voice. Everyone turned to find Annie Faulk walking up and waving at them.
"Hey, it's Annie!" Bebe said.
"Annie Faulk?" Butters asked confused.
Annie overhead them and decided to correct them on something. "Excuse you, it's Annie Gueermo now." She said showing off an engagement ring.
"Annie Gueermo?" Stan thought, "Wait, does that mean you're married to…"
As if on cue, Bridon appeared behind Annie and gave her a hug.
"Take it easy, lover boy." Annie teased. "There's people here."
"Sorry, I can't help myself." Bridon said. "You're just so easy to love."
"Annie, you and Bridon are married?!" Clyde said surprised.
"Actually we're engaged." Bridon said. "Proposed to her last month."
"We're pushing to have our wedding sometime this coming February." Annie said.
"I don't remember you mentioning this at all on Facebook." Millie said.
"That's because I wanted to keep it a surprise for when we see you all." Annie said.
"How did you two even meet up again?" Red asked.
"Easy," Annie began, "About three years ago, I had to cover the Nuggets vs. Heat game for the news station I was working at, and I decided to interview Bridon, a rookie player for the Nuggets at the time. I got him alone, he asked me out to dinner, one thing lead to another, and here we are now."
"Well congratulations, the both of you." Kenny said.
"Hey congratulations to you too, Ken." Bridon said. "Lola is a lucky lady to have you by her side."
"I guess we'll see you all inside for the wedding?" Nichole asked.
"You know it." Kenny said.
"Alright, then we'll leave you guys to it." Pete said. "Peace."
The six wedding goers went elsewhere.
"I can't believe it." Tweek said. "Annie and Bridon are engaged, Nichole came back and is dating Pete, who isn't a goth anymore."
"And Henrietta and Michael are making what sounds like a kickass manga that I have to buy once it gets published." Clyde said.
"If it gets published." Red reminded her husband, bringing him back to reality.
"I wonder what other surprises await us on this day?" Craig wondered to himself
"At ease, men!" Came yet another familiar voice. Everyone turned around to find General Arthur Nixon with a brunette man who appears to be in his mid 30s, a few years older than Shelly in fact, and his two children, a 12 year old raven haired boy and a 11 year old brunette girl.
"General Nixon!" The men shouted in unison. The former soldiers walked up and shook Nixon's hand, happy to see him after so long.
"It's been such a long time, sir." Clyde said before turning to her wife. "Babe, this is General Nixon. We've known him since the war with Iraq."
"For real?" Red asked intrigued
"Nice to meet you, sir." Millie said. "My Butters has told me a lot about you."
"I take it that you're Private Stotch's wife?" Nixon asked.
"Yes." Millie answered. "My name is Mildred, but everyone calls me Millie."
"And my name is Rebecca, but everyone calls me Red." Red chimed in. "I'm Clyde's wife."
"Nice to meet you two." Nixon replied before being encountered by Heidi and Sally.
"Hello, sir." Heidi began. "My name is Heidi, and this is Sally. We're Craig and Tweek's wives respectively."
"Hello to you two, too." Nixon replied shaking their hands. It was then he walked up to Stan and Bebe. "Ah, Captain Marsh."
"Sir." Stan said shaking Nixon's hand.
"So this lovely lady must be that Wendy girl you were prattling on about back in the day." Nixon said looking at Bebe, unaware of what happened to her, causing Stan's face to drop.
"That's not Wendy, sir." Stan corrected. "This is my friend, Bebe."
"My apologies." Nixon said. "So, where's Wendy?"
"Oh, right, you don't know." Stan said. "Wendy is…no longer with us."
"Oh…I'm so sorry." Nixon said, feeling bad about opening old wounds.
"Yeah, she's in a better place along with my Kyle." Bebe said with a sad expression.
"I see." Nixon said. "So Sgt. Broflovski can't be with us anymore either."
"Unfortunately." Bebe said. "But I think Stan and I have moved past our respective spouses passing."
"Be that as it may, I'm sorry for your losses." Nixon said.
"As am I, Captain Marsh." Said the brunette man. "But look on the bright side. They say that every ending is a new beginning, and with both of your spouses dead, this would be a good time for you two to get together. I personally think you two are cute together."
"Y-You think so?" Bebe said, looking at Stan with a blush.
"I know so," the brunette man said, "I have a sixth sense with these kind of things. Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners. My name is Cody Oppenheimer. Dr. Cody Oppenheimer."
"Oh, I know you!" Stan said. "You were the doctor who helped heal our injuries after battle."
"Especially my injuries after that fight I had with Rakish." Craig chimed in.
"Precisely." Cody said.
"Babe, this is the doctor that took care of you?" Heidi said.
"Yup." Craig said.
"Cody and I became quick friends via Facebook after we got home from Iraq." Kenny explained. "I figured this wedding would be a great way for all of us to meet him face to face again."
"So, what have you been up to since the war, Cody?" Craig asked.
"Well after I got home, I decided to dedicate some time with my children and late wife, Mallory, before I delved deeper into my medical career." Cody said. "Now I'm one of the top doctor's at Saint Joseph's Hospital in Denver. I live in Boulder, but I don't mind commuting."
"Late wife?" Sally said, realizing Cody lost his wife. "How terrible."
"Don't worry about me, miss." Cody said. "It was five years ago, and I've moved on as best I can."
"Deceased spouse, welcome to their club." Clyde said pointing at Stan and Bebe before Red elbowed him. It was then that Shelly approached Cody, immediately taking a shine to him.
"I'm sorry for you loss, Cody." Shelly said.
"Like I said, don't worry about it." Cody said. "My Mallory is in a better place, and I've moved on."
"We've moved on too, miss." Said the raven haired boy. "Hello, my name is Edgar."
"And I'm Tori." Said the brunette girl.
"Oh, I'm sorry, where really are my manners today." Cody said. "Everyone, these are my children: Edgar and Tori."
Everybody greeted the two children, but Butters immediately recognized them.
"Hey, Cody, I remember you showing me a picture of two babies." Butters began. "Are these the same babies?"
"The very same." Cody said.
"Oh wow." Butters said. "You two grew up so fast."
"I know." Cody said. "Just yesterday it feels like just yesterday they were dancing to the Original Ducktales theme from episodes I had on VHS from when I was a child, now look."
"Aw, daddy." Tori said. "You know that no matter how old Edgar and I get, we'll always love you."
"And I'll always love you two, too." Cody said giving his children a hug.
"Hey, you want to meet our children?" Stan asked.
"Okay." Cody said.
"Kids, come over here!" Kenny hollered, and the 14 kids came running.
"What's up, dad?" Larry asked.
"We want you to meet General Arthur Nixon, Dr. Cody Oppenheimer, and his children Edgar and Tori."
"General Nixon?" Lyra asked seeing the general in front of her before shaking his hand. "My dad told me a lot about you. You seem to fit the bill from all the descriptions he gave you."
"Thank you, little lady." Nixon said.
"That's my daughter, Lyra." Stan said.
"Oh, what a cute name." Nixon said.
"Thanks." Lyra said. "These are my friends right here, meet Felix, Isabella, Junior, Chelsea, Tommy, Mimi, Cici, Larry, Barry, Paul, Carrie, Penny, and Lindsay."
"How come you said my name last?" Lindsay asked.
"Good to meet you all." Edgar said. "I'm Edgar and this is my sister, Tori."
"Cool names." Lindsay said.
"Thanks." Tori said. "From what mine and Edgar's father told us, your fathers were awesome soldiers back in the day."
"Oh heck yeah." Chelsea said. "Especially Lyra's dad, Stan. He's the one who landed the finishing blow on the Iraqi General you know."
"Very cool." Edgar said looking over at Stan. "It's such an honor to meet such an awesome man like yourself, Mr…"
"The name's Marsh, Stan Marsh." Stan said. Bebe chuckled at Stan's James Bond joke. Felix and Lyra noticed Bebe's acknowledgement of Stan's humor, and got excited. Isabella however, rolled her eyes.
"Anyway, Tori, Edgar, you two seem like a nice couple of kids." Lindsay said excited at the prospect of making new friends. The other kids seemed to share her excitement
"Yeah, man." Paul said. "Tell us, what games do you two play?"
"Do you two own a Nintendo Switch?" Mimi asked.
"And what's your favorite game for the system?" Cici asked.
"You two seem like older kids. Probably Middle School aged." Chelsea asked. "If that's the case, what's Middle School like?"
"Are the subjects even more challenging?" Barry asked. "How are the teachers?"
"Where do you and your father live, and what's it like over there?" Felix asked.
"Yikes, our kids are acting like they've never seen other humans before." Heidi joked
"Kids, take it easy." Butters said. "Don't ask them so many questions, you'll scare them off."
"Don't worry, sir." Tori said.
"Yes, don't worry." Edgar said. "In fact, I personally like this. It makes me feel important. Anyway, Middle School is a little more challenging, but there's nothing that a little tutoring won't fix, and the teachers are very accommodating. But, that's the school where Tori and I go, I don't know about your school. But I assume every school is one in the same."
"And we come from Boulder." Tori said. "It's a nice community, friendly people, nice shops and restaurants. Great place to live, it sure is."
"And Tori and I own a Nintendo Switch, a PS4, and an Xbox One." Edgar said.
"Whoa, all three!" Penny said. "The only other people I know with all three consoles are Larry and Barry. And that's only because their mom makes bookoo bucks as a concert violinist."
"Oh, I love orchestra music!" Tori said.
"A kid who likes orchestra music." Lyra thought to herself. "There's something you don't see every day."
"If you lot are interested, Tori and I were going to go play a little bit of Chinpokomon Go before we have to head inside. You guys want to come with?"
"Can we dad?" Barry asked.
"Okay, but don't be gone too long, it's almost time to head inside." Kenny said.
"Don't worry, pop, we'll be super fast." Larry said. "See you."
"Come on, everyone, let's check out those bushes." Edgar said, leading the way.
With that, the kids leave with their two new friends to go Chinpokomon hunting.
"I think they really hit it off well." Shelly said before turning to Cody. "What do you think, Cody?"
"I'd say so," Cody said, "My children are very easy to get along with. So, which one of these other children are yours?"
"Junior," Shelly said pointing at Junior running around with everyone playing Chinpokomon Go, "He's the pleasantly plump fellow right there."
"I see," Cody said, "Uh, pardon me for asking but, if you're the boy's mother, where's his father?"
"Who, the cheater?" Shelly said annoyed. "I'm glad he's not here. That turd can go to hell for all I care."
"Oh dear, your husband cheated on you?" Cody said.
"Yeah." Shelly said. "I've been nothing but a good spouse to him and this is how he repays me, by betraying my trust and destroying the sanctity of our marriage. I'm just so done with him."
"I'm so sorry to hear that, uh, Shelly was it?" Cody asked.
"Mmm-hmm." Shelly said nodding her head.
"Right," Cody continued. "I don't know who would cheat on someone like you. I can tell just by looking at you that you have a pure soul and a heart of gold."
Hearing that made Shelly blush. "Y-You really think so." She asked.
"Of course." Cody said. "Like I said, I have a sixth sense with these kinds of things."
"Gosh, that means a lot." Shelly said, acting bashful.
"A pure soul and a heart of gold, eh?" Stan said. "Cody should've tried saying that to Shelly back when we were kids. A different outcome would've occurred then I'll tell you that."
"Ssshhhhh!" Shelly shushed Stan before turning to Kenny. "Hey, Kenny, I know this is sort of last minute, but when they call out the brides maids and groomsmen…can Cody and I walk up together?"
"I don't see why not." Kenny said taking out his cell phone. "I'll just shoot a text at our ordained minister to tell him, should be no big deal."
"Ordained minister?" Tweek asked. "Who is it?"
"That my friends is a surprise that I wish not to spoil." Kenny said.
"Come on, Kenny, you can tell us." Millie said.
"Just trust me, the wait will be worth it." Kenny said before taking a deep breath. "Well, it's almost time for the wedding to start."
"Don't sweat it, Kenny, I'm sure you'll do great." Stan said. "Both you and Lola."
"Thanks Stan." Kenny said.
"Break a leg, dude." Clyde said.
"Good luck." Red said.
"Thank you, all of you." Kenny said before walking up to the front door of the chateau.
"Everyone, may I have your attention, please." Kenny announced. "It is time for the ceremony to begin. Would everyone please be so kind as to follow me inside?"
The wedding guests entered the chateau in droves. Holding up the rear are our main characters, trying to get their children's attention as they were still engaged in their Chinpokomon hunt.
"Tori, Edgar, come on, it's time to head inside." Cody called.
"But dad, we've found a Vamporko right here in these bushes!" Tori said. "Five more minutes please!"
"No, now, everyone!" Cody said.
"Aww." Tori whined.
"Come on, guys, everyone is waiting for us." Lyra said.
"I've just got to catch this Vamporko then I'll be right there." Edgar said.
"No, Edgar, come on." Tori said. "We don't want to keep everyone waiting."
"But I've almost got it." Edgar said.
"We have to go right now, dude. Vamporko ain't going anywhere." Larry said.
"You guys go on ahead and I'll meet you." Edgar said.
"Okay, that's it." Tori said snatching the phone away from Edgar and turning it off, causing him to snap out of his mania.
"Where am I?" Edgar said.
"Back in reality, brother." Tori said. "Come on, it's time for the wedding to start."
The group of kids started to follow their parents into the chateau, Edgar still trying to process what had happened.
"I'm sorry guys." Edgar said, realizing everything that had happened. "It's just that whenever I play Chinpokomon Go, it's almost like some outer force takes over and I can't stop."
"Hey, that's Chinpokomon Go for you, buddy." Felix said. "You catch one, then you gotta catch 'em all."
"Yeah." Edgar said.
With that, everybody is inside the chateau. The double doors close, and that means that Kenny and Lola's wedding can now officially start.
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Cue Don't Think Twice by Hikaru Utada (Once again, characters and events that have yet to appear/happen will be mentioned here))
(How did I live in a kingdom of thieves? And people who say things they don't really mean?)
(It's a sunny day and Wendy and Stan are dancing together outside and right next to them are Kyle and Bebe, who are also dancing. Suddenly, the sunny skies turn stormy and Wendy is ripped away from Stan, and Kyle is ripped away from Bebe, both couples trying in vein to reach out to one another. Wendy and Kyle go up into the sky, can the ground gives weight for Stan and Bebe to fall down)
(You're only everything I ever dreamed. Ever dreamed of, ever dreamed of)
(As Stan and Bebe fall, they are enveloped by a red colored paint type substance. Behind the paint is a shadowy figure. It smiles evilly. This figure is one of Jacques Brodeur)
(You must be kidding me, did you really think I could say no?)
(Stan's daughter Lyra, and Bebe's son Felix are running through a grassy plain and two balls of light fall from the sky. The light balls reveal themselves as Wendy and Kyle, who hold their hands out to their children)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Cartman is standing in front of a statue of a heart. He pulls out a gun and shoots it, causing it to break. Shelly then appears and collapses to the ground, heartbroken)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Sometime later, Cody Oppenheimer finds the broken pieces of the heart and puts them back together)
(I really don't get what everyone else believes. So why do I say things I don't really mean, really mean.)
(Late at night, Lola and Kenny are in bed. But while Lola is sleeping, Kenny is looking up more information about the crystals he heard about in war)
(I'm only crying 'cause I never dreamed. It'd take this long, it'd take this long)
(Kenny thinks about General Rakish with the big purple crystal floating over him. Suddenly, eight more smaller crystals circle around the big purple one: A red one, a blue one, a green one, a gold one, a pink one, an orange one, a white one, and a black one)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know.)
(General Rakish turns into another villain, Carlos Murciélago. The crystals are still floating over him, and the background changes to the grassy plain from before. The main adults and children are watching in horror at the sight before them)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Carlos summons a demon warship from out of nowhere and easily takes out the adults and younger children, much to the older children's horror)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(The children are crying and look like they're going to lose hope when an astral projection of Sir Justice appears. The sight of the unknown hero inspires the children to not give up and put the villain down. The children and Sir Justice charge at Carlos and the warship)
(If you want to take it to an even higher level. All you gotta do is say the word, you know I'll follow. If you wanna take it to an even higher level. I don't, I don't bite)
(Outside of the dream, Isabella Broflovski is looking at a picture of Kyle. Behind him Stan places a hand on her shoulder, which Isabella brushes off and walks away)
(If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible. All you gotta do is say the word, the walls will crumble. If you want to make it happen, nothing's impossible)
(Shelly gets up from her heartbreak and finds Cody holding a hand out to pick her up. Shelly grabs Cody's hand and we cut to the next scene)
(I want you for a lifetime. So if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Stan and Jacques are fighting for Bebe's affections)
(Everything is just right. But if you're gonna think twice, baby. I don't wanna know, baby, I don't wanna know)
(Felix and Lyra are in a dark area, the look behind them to find a older, dying boy in a hospital bed. This boy is named Byron. Lyra and Felix try and run to the hospital bed to see him, but once again, the ground gives weight and the two kids fall into darkness)
(Kiss me once, kiss me twice, kiss me three times. Cross the line)
(Stan and Bebe are alone on a hill somewhere admiring the sunset. The two of them look into each other's eyes before making a move to kiss each other)
(Don't think twice, don't think twice. Don't think twice, baby, don't think twice)
(Cut to night time on that same hill where the Marshes, Broflovskis, Donovans, Tweaks, Tuckers, Cartmans, Stotches, McCormicks, and Oppenheimers are looking up at a full moon. Some of the kids are asleep, but those who are awake are enjoying the company and the beauty of the night sky)