A/N: We set things Up here with a prologue taking place concurrently with Episode 9 of Season 20. Enjoy.
PROLOGUE: TROLLTRACE
"I've done it…"
"Bae…" My words to Heidi nearly fell on deaf ears as she stared down the board full of her math. Sure I wanted to leave Earth and be with her, have her all to myself where Butters or his army can't get to her and make her see my own history. But this seemed like that one time Kenny had a girlfriend this all seemed to be moving way too quickly.
"Eric, I may have done it…Tell Mr. Musk that I have gotten his space x rocket operational…We may have a chance to escape earth."
I went to get Musk all the while Butters words of She'll Betray you echoed in my head. Of course when I found him he ended up looking at the tv which was broadcasting what we all feared was coming.
"BREAKING NEWS…The Danish Program TROLLTRACE has gone online and already one town In Colorado is feeling its effects…. Yes like its neighbor to the southeast the town of South Park has descended into complete chaos as the internet history of everyone is revealed. Not all of it as expected is pretty. We go now live to the unfolding cataclysm with our…."
"This is really fucked up…." Musk's words echoed almost as I reached him staring slackjawed.
"Sir, Heidi says she may have gotten the rocket operational…"
Musk raced back while even my eyes glimpsed the chaos back home. Fleeting glimpses of Butters movement against the girls, the guys frantically running abaout the streets, even worse Kyle seemed to be nowhere in sight.
"This is really bad…"
Heidi suddenly raced to my side looking as out of breath as she could be.
"Eric…we have a problem…."
"Yeah…Bae I can see that…"
"No this is even worse than that…Mr. Musk calculated that whatever is going on now in South Park is going to spread, potentially crippling the planet like an emp."
"EM…"
Butters suddenly came up behind me as well to eerily stare at us, almost in a trance.
"Electromagnetic Pulse…It can wipe out anything computer or electronic related instantly."
"Well what the hell does that have to do with us…"
Heidi hugged me hard as she led us to the rocket which somehow within the time we had been there, had been fueled up, supplied, positioned and seems ready for launch.
"Okay, now this is really moving way too fast." My words seemed to fall on deaf ears as Musk then popped over to the computer sending some data out.
"The Hub is halfway now and will arrive 7 months ahead of schedule…"
"Hub…" My flashback to the dream was immidate. Hedi showed me a suit and without warning quickly began to undress my clothes.
"Eric, were going to be putting you in cryostatsis and sending you to Mars…"
"What the Fu…."
"Eric it's the only way we can save you from the cataclysm…."
Heidi's voice began to fade as I could feel myself echo repeatedly inside a jelly like goo.
"Heidi...Babe…"
Her voice faded as my view filled up with nothing but a green screen. This feels wrong and yet somehow all this is should have seen coming.
A/N: What has Cartman been sent off to do, we open next with Chapter 1: Sol 34,493 . As Always Subscribe for more.