A/N: 1st of 2 parts as Cartman arrives in the domain of the horses established by Stan. Enjoy.
7: Poofballteno Part 1
As we went along the landscapes, I began to notice the familiar areas of interest. The basketball court, the woods where I caught the leprechaun before Kyle had to suck my balls. Even the old blockbuster that Stans dad tried to buy, all overrun with land that shifted the relative geography.
"Are you holding up well?" I nodded to her question as we now saw more horses.
"Orange is a rare color among the equestrian brethren here. But as we somehow found the gnome population mining the remnants of cheesy poofs, this one here took a liking to them. Now we call this one here Creme' after creamsicle."
Now I could tell from the odor that this horse did smell of cheesy poofs. Crème neighed once as he could tell he was being complimented. The riding continued for what nearly felt like 3 hours until we finally came down a sloped hillside revealing a very large village even bigger than the cream one. We stopped to get a closer look at the view.
"Poofballteno, horseville for the whole area. Most if not all horses you will see in the long continent are born and bred here."
The roofs of the village buildings are what now caught my eye as from what I could tell they were thatched by polyester. The largest of the buildings now shown bright in the sun with the blue and red color nearly glowing on the hill scape behind the village.
"The hall of raiha, seat of the poofballest, there now sits Stanron great granddaughter of our founder Stan."
Now in what seems to be a trigger I had a flashback to the multiple moments of Stan and Wendy as a couple. Boy their descendants are nuts.
"Hyah!" One crack of the whip and the horse moved again as we raced down the slope of the hill following the gates inside. From what was visible the inhabitants were all wearing some form of clothing from either Stan or Wendy. May not be direct descendants but they all seem full of some trait.
"Follow my lead and don't break from my sight." Her words seemed hollowed as we finally peeked at the base of the hilltop. Stopping to let me get a pic of it with the slate for posterity.
"The Hall of Raiha…"
Almost as if Stans house had merged with Wendys into Tokens mansion. The hall seemed both old timeless full of 1000 years of substance in a century of history. But as the attendant greeted us I realized something was off.
"Your bag…"
It was looking into a mirror, somehow Stans sister my frequent babysitter was standing there with her frequent teenage distrust of me. The guard now poked at my captor.
"Gwanda…Does He?"
"Sorry Miku…He's not from here…"
In a more understanding mood my bag was pointed to and now I could tell to hand it over which I did. But as she held it, she looked at us again.
"All weapons as well…"
Gwanda now saw the slate and pointed at that, I was more hesitant to hand it over but got gestured to the point where I simply sighed and gave it to her. Once we thoroughly got checked we got the clearance and the huge doors opened up. To say this place looked like the rec center is a bit of an overstatement. But that's what it was, with midlevel touches sprinkled throughout. The room was full of activity nonstop until we got to a single solitary throne near the back. Gwanda poked at me to curtsey which I did as I got a closer look at the humble poofballest.
"Your grace…"
I'd seen Stans dad more often then his mom, but the Marsh and Testaburger genes did combine together nicely as shoulder length hair was accentuated with the standard red blue polyester motif going on all the clothing.
"Gwanda, why is this outsider before us…"
The full figure now revealed herself and a long double sided rapier that she kept at her side at all times.
"This person was caught trying to move north, he happened to be in the path of my midday patrol, he doesn't speak which meant he came from beyond our borders."
The slate was now pulled out, as Stanron looked on at the features, hands circumnavigated it until she happened upon the photos and a series of 10 images popped out including one of me and the guys.
"You know Stan our founder?"
As she held the slate showing us with Kyle, Kenny and Butters my flashback to this moment was quick.
A/N: For each of the images they will be short snippets describing the events that pertain to them with the first covered in Chapter 7.25: Image 1 As Always Subscribe for more.