Metro was out in the night. He had expected zombies and that's what Terraria gave him. There were also flying eyes. The moon soared over Metro like a dragon looking for its prey. Metro continued to walk away from the lush green meadow towards a purple terrain in the distance. As he came closer, the music around him grew tense as if the purple terrain was evil. Suddenly, a feminine voice echoed around him, "You feel an evil presence watching you..." Metro whirled around at whatever was watching him and blindly threw his boomerang only to see that there was nothing.
"Hmm," he muttered, "Are my ears playing tricks on me?"
He continued to walk towards the evil biome until a hand grabbed his throat and dragged him away.
"Urg!" choked Metro as he tried to reach for his copper knife.
"Why did you ever consider going out at the freaking middle of the night!?" hissed a familiar voice.
"Aggreww!?" choked Metro, "Grrat are you doing ACK!"
"Yes it's me Andrew!" said the guide as he continued to drag him towards the giant tree, "Do you realize you're not properly geared? Do you realize that you've could've gotten yourself killed on your first night, which would be very humiliating? Do you realize that you could've triggered the voice of Terraria herself?
The last sentence made Metro tug himself from the guide's grip.
"I know that I messed up Andrew. I'm sorry. But this voice of Terraia, does it often say 'You feel an evil presence watching you...' at night?"
Andrew stop and turned his face towards Metro. His eyes suddenly full of fear and dread. He whispered one word. "Run."
It was too late. The sound of crashing trees filled the air. Metro looked behind him and drew his spear. A gigantic eye rose out of the forest. Yes, you heard right, an eye. Blue irises circling its pure black pupil, its red bloody tentacles trailing behind it along with smaller versions of the monster.
"Oh no!" murmured Andrew as he drew his bow, "It's the Eye of Cthulhu!"
The Eye continued to soar towards the duo. As it got closer the music began to change from peaceful to more electric style.
"I'll go for the little eyes," hissed Metro, "You've got the ranged weapon so you take care of the giant eye."
"Just what I was about to say!" said Andrew as he shot a flaming arrow at the eye. Metro approached the tiny eyes with confidence but was overwhelmed.
WARNING!
People who are squeamish please exit this story NOW!
"Arg!" he shouted, "Gross! I got eyes in my eyes!"
Andrew was managing the giant eye very well. He constantly ran in circles shooting the monster with any type of arrow he could find. Metro ran around colliding with trees as he stabbed blindly at the eyes. He accidentally threw his copper knife in the Eye of Cthulhu and its iris, pupil and its contents ripped off to reveal a giant gaping mouth.
See? I warned you that this would be disgusting!
Surprisingly enough to Metro, it spoke.
"YOU DARE TEAR OFF MY PUPIL!? YOU WILL PAY!"
With sonic speed, the eye zoomed towards Metro, gnashing all of his teeth. Metro ran away screaming his head off, while Andrew ran after them shooting arrows at the thing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Metro as the Eye of Cthulhu managed to scoop Metro in his mouth. But it hesitated and dropped Metro. It went for Andrew.
"THE MASTER HAS TOLD ME TO COLLECT YOU TO CARRY OUT HIS PLANS!" grinned the eye as he picked up the guide by his scruff.
"Let go of me you monstrosity!" yelled Andrew as he waved his fist around. Metro ran towards the thing and stabbed it from behind with his spear. The eye yelled and dropped Andrew and turned to Metro.
"BUT I'LL GET RID OF YOU FIRST!" the Eye of Cthulhu decided. It was about to eat Metro until a miracle happened. From the sky came a golden star. It went through the eye as it broke into pieces.
"A falling star," muttered Andrew, "It's a miracle this happened. Lets go back."