(A/N: Also on the topic of ships... no idea. I just put romance as a subcategory when I do decide on a ship. I dunno, I'll figure that out eventually.)

"Bye Mom! Evil waits for no one!" Izuku yelled.

"Okay dear! Be back by dinner!" Inko yelled as Izuku closed the door behind him.

'Okay, my first act of villainy was a rousing success... time to keep the train going!' Izuku thought, "But what should my nexy dastardly plan be-"

Kch* *Kch* *Pheaw*

"Dang it... I should have refueled when I had the chance... that's what I get for cha-"

"Who are you?" Izuku asked looking at the orange haired girl that ran out of gas in front of his apartment, "And why are you in my villain lair?"

"Villain... lair?" The girl asked, "You're a villain?!"

"Yes, my villain name is 'Very Bad', it acts as an adjective and a villain name." Izuku said with a prideful pose.

"Very Ba- Wait, you're the guy who Todoroki was talking about." She said.

"... Who?" Izuku asked.

"One of my classmates. He talked about how his mother was in his apartment and someone named 'Very Bad' showed her around and helped her have fun and show her a good time." She explained.

"Ahh, I see, my damsel covered for me. Alas, that is not the truth. I only gave her chocolates and flowers, took her to this amusement park/movie theatre/petting zoo hybrid. Only for us to win all the amusement park games and give away all of the toys as an act of spite against the rigged games and assert myself as the most evil in the park. I then brought her home to ask for a ransom of 50,000 yen. After the son gave me the money I donated it all to a mental patient charity as an act of irony and spite. All pure evil actions!" He boasted.

'So he's not really a villain... just a kid acting like a villain, but actually doing good. That's... kinda cute. But still... I should play along.' The girl thought, "Well, Mr. Very Bad. I apologize for stumbling upon your evil lair, but my bike has ran out of gas."

"... That's no good... and then you'll give away my evil lair's location. We must go get you more gas. Store your bike in the garage, our lair offers a free parking spot to it's inhabitants, store it there." Izuku ordered.

"Yes, Mr. Very Bad." She said struggling to hold in her laughter, 'He's so serious about this, I can't wait to tell the others about him.' She thought with a smile as she stored her bike inside. "Okay, now what?"

"Now, we must get you more gas, to the gas station!"

"285 yen a gallon?!" Izuku exclaimed, "These prices are pure evil... I approve in that sense. None the less, we must make sacrifices."

They filled a 20 liter jerry can and brought it back to the apartment, and after filling up her bike she started it up. "It works!"

"But of course, now you will not tell anyone of my secret evil lair." Izuku bartered.

"Deal." She said, 'Hmm... I don't have anything to do today... he seems like a nice kid.' "Oh, and Mr. Very Bad, want to go for a ride?"

"A-A ride?" Izuku asked as the girl nodded, "I-I never ridden on a motorcycle before... is it safe?"

"Of course, especially with me driving." She said as she outstretched her hand, "My name is Itsuka Kendou.

"My public name is Izuku Midoriya, only call me Mr. Very Bad in privacy." Izuku said shaking her hand.

"Yes, Mr. Very Bad." She said as she got on the bike, "Now hop on, and hold on tight."

Izuku nodded, put on the spare helmet Itsuka had on her, got onto the bike, as she sped off.

"GAAAAAH!" Izuku yelled in terror tightening his grip around Itsuka's torso. All the while Itsuka tried very hard to hold in her laughter, and was barely able to succeed.

"What was that?! Want me to go faster?!" Itsuka yelled jokingly.

"NO!" Izuku yelled.

"Bahahaha!" That was what broke Itsuka's dam of laughter.

"D-Don't laugh at me! Y-You sped off when I wasn't mentally prepared!" Izuku yelled gripping her torso even tighter when she merged onto the freeway.

"O-Okay, I'll slow down... just ease up on the death grip there." Itsuka bartered.

"Not until we stop!"

"How can you have fun on rollercoasters, but can't handle a motorcycle ride?" Itsuka asked as she parked her motorcycle and took off her helmet.

"A-A rollercoaster at least has moderate speed... you drove like a crazy woman!" Izuku exclaimed taking off his helmet too. "So... what do I do with this?"

"I carry it with me, I don't want people to steal it, it's expensive." She said as she carried her helmet underneath her arm... Izuku did the same.

"So where are we going?" Izuku aksed as they made it to the bottom of parking lot building.

"Hmm... I don't know. I was hoping we would find something when we walked around." Itsuka said.

"Well I think we'll fiiii Itsuka! Itsuka! Look! An arts and crafts store!" Izuku yelled tugging on Itsuka's sleeve, "I can make more evil propaganda posters... but I already have enough of me..." He pondered before looking at Itsuka, "I'll make some of you!"

"M-Me?!" She asked.

"Yeah! Let's go!"

"S-So what does a 'Villain Propoganda Poster' entail?" Itsuka asked, slightly afraid.

"Well first..." Izuku said as he prepared a 8x10 piece of lineless paper and some sketching pencils, "I need you to give me a face... stern, like you mean business."

'So think of Monoma bugging 1-A...' Itsuka thought as the image caused her face to form.

"Perfect, hold it there!" Izuku said as he began sketching.

After 10... excruciatingingly long minutes of sitting there and not moving, Izuku finished... the sketch, her face at least. "Do you have a costume of some kind? Or do you want your current outfit to be in the sketch?" Izuku asked.

Itsuka pulled out her phone and showed him a photo of her in her hero costume while she was using her Quirk... he took the phone and sketched off of it.

'At least I can move and stuff finally.' She thought to herself as she watching him sketch with amazement, 'But he's a really good artist.'

"Okay! What do you think?" Izuku asked showing her the finished product. She is standing tall and stern with her teal costume, and pointing down with her enlarged hand, "How you need a statement on the bottom what should it be?"

'Might as well see it through to the end.' She thought, "How about... Prepare for Battle-Fist."

"I like it! Ominous yet threathening!" Izuku exclaimed as he put that statement on the bottom, right beneath the pointer finger. "There you go. You will strike fear into the hearts of heroes with this."

'I probably shouldn't tell him I'm training to be a hero also...' Itsuka thought, "Yes, I will." She said as she rolled up the poster and put it into a poster holder they were selling there also. After they finished paying they exited the arts and crafts store.

"So why did you learn how to draw?" Itsuka asked.

"Mom said that drawing is a good skill to have for villainy. That way I can make posters to assert my dominance." Izuku boasted.

'So his Mom taught him how to be a villain... she probably taught him all the things to make him a hero and called it being a villain. She's the Mom every house needs.' Itsuka thought.

"So where to next?" Izuku asked.

"Hmm... Oh look, an Arcade." Itsuka said pointing at the arcade that was conveniently next to the arts and crafts store.

"An Arcade! Excellent... we shall assert our dominance and claim this land for ourselves, the start of my evil empire!" Izuku proclaimed... thankfully no one heard it or bothered to care.

"Okay, Izuku..." Itsuka muttered with a roll of her eyes, 'How come all the friends I meet are such weirdos? Except Ibara and Yui, they are the least weird of the bunch.'

"Hmm... what would garner us the most attention?" Izuku muttered as he looked around the arcade. Then he looked at the one with the biggest crowd, "There!"

"Dance Dance Revolution? Are you sure?" Itsuka asked as Izuku gently took her hand.

"Yes! How else would we assert our dominance! Now come along my minion!" Izuku exclaimed.

"M-Minion?!" Itsuka asked in slight offense, but Izuku was too busy chanting to himself to hear her, 'Well, I'm sure he doesn't mean anything by it... okay he does, but not in a bad way'.

It was their turn, and they were quick to notice that the songs were all in English. So they just looked over the list.

"Who is Rihanna?" Itsuka asked.

"I... don't know. But Disturbia sounds evil... I like it!" Izuku exclaimed as they chose that one.

The match... was one sided. Itsuka got most of them and got a decent score, while Izuku... got a perfect score. "H-How did you?!"

"Mom taught me how to dance. She said all villains know how to dance, so I learned." Izuku said with a proud smile.

'Of course she did..." Itsuka thought with a laugh, "Well you did it. You asserted your dominance."

"Excellent!"

They ran around playing more games. And they went to the prize section of the arcade... with 200 tickets.

"What can we even get with this?" Itsuka asked but Izuku came back with a small plastic wand.

"This." Izuku said.

"... Why?" Itsuka asked.

"So I can do this." Izuku said as he tapped both of Itsuka's shoulders with the wand, "You are officially my minion. I've never had a minion before. Isn't that great?!" He asked with excitement.

'Minions probably means friends to him. Aww... that's kinda sad.' Itsuka thought, as she got onto her knee, 'Play along me.' "Yes, I am your minion."

Izuku screamed with joy and huggged her tightly, Itsuka tensed up before returning the hug.

"Now let's buy that wand."

After they finished their arcade escapades they stopped by a small sandwich stop for lunch. However there was a looming question on Itsuka's mind.

"Why do you want to be a villain?" She asked.

Izuku swallowed the portion of sandwich in his mouth, "I have a lot of reasons, but one is that I always liked villains." Izuku said, "Everytime you see heroes you see them with powers like super strength, super speed, can fly, and stuff. I don't have a power like that."

'So he's Quirkless.' Itsuka thought.

"So that's why I want to be the best villain out there. One villanous act at a time." Izuku said with a smile.

'I wonder if he knows that his acts... aren't villanous.' Itsuka thought to herself, but looked at his proud smiling face, 'I... I can't say that to him. I just can't.'

"So what about you? Why do you want to be a villain?" Izuku asked.

'Tread lightly.' "I want to be a villain to help you take over the world." Itsuka answered.

Izuku smiled, "Excellent, I made a good choice hiring you!"

'Perfect.' Itsuka thought to herself. "So what's your next step Izuku?"

"Hmm... I didn't really do anything villanous today. But I did get a minion." Izuku pondered out loud, "Hmm... I dunno. I'll think of something!"

Itsuka laughed, "Well here, give me your phone number, you can text me your next big plan."

"That... is a brilliant idea!" Izuku exclaimed as he pulled out his phone. After they exchanged numbers Itsuka texted him.

IK: Hello.

IM: Hi.

They looked up and shared a laugh. Before Itsuka looked at the time, "Our parking time is almost up, we should head back."

"Okay! Onward!" Izuku cheered.

"Onward!"

"Thank you for the ride my minion! I'll text you once I come up with a nefarious plan!" Izuku yelled as he rushed inside.

'I should be worried about this 'nefarious plan', but knowing him it's probably walking a bunch of dogs and calling it, 'Training them to be attack dogs' or something.' She thought which made her giggle. After that thought she then rode off back home.

"I then made her a porpaganda poster to start her villain uprising. Afterwards we went to the Arcade to assert our dominance and claim that area for ourselves. I then deemed her worthy to be my minion, so I knighted her with this." Izuku said holding out his plastic wand, "And then she said she was happy to be my minion, and she gave me her phone number so we can discuss nefarious schemes!"

"That's nice dear, glad to see you're making minions." His Mom said eating her dinner.

"Yeah!" Izuku exclaimed as he finished his dinner, "But I need to think up nefarious schemes, and uphold my public image, so I'm going to my room." Izuku said as he headed towards his room.

"Okay dear!" His mom yelled.

"Okay... time to think of the biggest scheme I've done yet!"

*End of Chapter*