"Okay! I have the perfect plan!" Izuku boasted in a whisper. As much as he would love to exclaim it to the heavens... it's currently 1:00 AM... so he's not doing that. He instead pulled out his phone and texted his one and only minion.
IM: I have come up with my most nefarious scheme yet!
It took Itsuka a minute to respond.
IK: Mr. Very Bad... it's 1 AM.
IM: I know, the perfect time to discuss schemes!
IK: Okay... what is it?
IM: Okay, my Mom taught me that villains always takes care of their home. So I will help my home!
'Why am I not surprised?' Itsuka thought in amusement, 'But I have to say it to him'.
IK: Well I apologize Mr. Very Bad. My classmates need me to help them do some last minute studying for midterms.
'Midterms... the bane of my existance. Well I personally feel I'm prepared for them... but her classmates must not be as intellectual as my minion and I." Izuku thought.
IM: ... Curses. Well, your public image is important. Or else you'll draw attention to me!
IM: Study well!
IK: I will, now go to sleep.
She went offline, and Izuku was left all alone. "Looks like I'll have to do this myself! I will do good for the team!"
"Izuku! It's 1 AM! Go to bed!" His mother yelled.
"Y-Yes mom!"
"Okay Mom! I'm off to do good for the world and get the approval of the people I'm going to take over!" Izuku yelled.
"Okay dear, but be safe!" His Mom yelled.
"I will." Izuku said as he began walking over to the objective destination. Dagobah Municipal Beach Park. "This place was once beautiful, but the currents brought any trash people dump to here... dispicable. That's my job, to be dispicable! But I'm here to gain the public's approval! So time to get to cleaning!"
After an hour of hauling garbage to the upper level... Izuku sat down to take a break. "Man... all of this stuff if heavy!"
"Excuse me... what are you doing?"
Izuku turned to see a girl in a fancy dress and a white top, she also had green vine like hair. "Hello! I am the villain Very Bad. But I would prefer it if you would call me Izuku." Izuku said.
'So this is the 'Very Bad' Itsuka talked about. She said he's practically harmless.' She thought, "Well good morning Izuku. I am Ibara Shiozaki." She greeted with a bow, "But you did not answer my question from before."
"Oh right!" Izuku said, "I'm cleaning up the beach. Mom said that a villain always take care of their home. So I will do the same."
'So she was right. He isn't really much of a villain.' Ibara thought in amusement, before pulling out her phone.
IS: Itsuka, I found 'Very Bad'.
IK: What is he doing?
IS: You would not believe this... cleaning up the beach near his home.
IK: I... would actually believe that very easily.
IK: Still, keep an eye on him, k? If any hero would come and ask him what he's doing, then said to the hero that he's a villain... then he would go to jail.
IS: Understood.
"Would you like some assistance?" Ibara offered, as Izuku gave her a massive smile.
"Yes!" He exclaimed, "Another minion! Woo!"
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IS: He called me a 'Minion'.
IK: That's Izuku for 'Friend'. He doesn't have much of those... so roll with it, k?
IS: Understood.
"Okay, not let us get to work."
"So, Izuku..." Ibara said, as she used her vine hair to carry a lot of garbage, "Where do you go to school?"
"Oh, I go to Mustufau Private School." Izuku answered.
"T-The one with the .3% acceptance rate?! That's slightly higher than U.A." She said with disbelief.
"Yeah. Mom told me that villains need to be smart. So I am going there." Izuku said, "I have straight A's right now."
"Impressive." Ibara said, 'If only we had him for the hero course.'
"So what about you?" Izuku asked.
"I currently go to U.A." She said.
"T-The hero school?!" Izuku asked dropping the garbage.
"Oh no... he'll be offended that I'm going to U-'
"GENIUS!" Izuku yelled, "We have a spy on the inside."
'Thank goodness.' Ibara thought.
"Hmm... this will take a while... we don't have a while." Izuku pondered.
"I agree..." Ibara replied.
"Do you two need some help?" They both turned to see a skinny man with long blonde hair.
"Mr. Yagi." Ibara greeted.
"You know him?" Izuku asked.
"Yes, he is a faculty member of U.A." Ibara answered which made Izuku flinch.
"Oh no... the heroes are here to take me away!" Izuku exclaimed.
Mr. Yagi looked at Ibara for any sort of insight to his statement, "He is Mr. Very Bad. The 'Villain' that has been circling the school." Ibara whispered with air quotes.
'Oh, so the kid who claims to be a villain but is pretty much acting like a hero. So far Young Todoroki and Young Kendou spoke highly of him, even if he believes his actions to be vilainous." Mr. Yagi thought, 'I should play along.' "I don't see why I would take you away... as far as I can tell you're just doing a public service."
Izuku quickly caught on to what Mr. Yagi has said, "O-Of course. I just thought I would get in trouble for loitering."
'We'll roll with that.' Mr. Yagi thought, "Anyway, I would be glad to offer you my truck to haul all of this garbage with."
"That would be much appreciated sir."
After a few more hours of hauling garbage, Ibara felt a buzz on her pocket, a text message from Itsuka.
IK: We just finished studying. Need help?
IS: That would be much appreciated. Even with the two of us we couldn't put as much as a dent into the garbage.
IK: We're on our way Bible Girl!
IK: That was Setsuna. But she's right, all of us are coming.
IS: A-All of you?
IK: Yes?
IS: Will everyone be okay with 'Mr. Very Bad'?
IK: They'll be fine. I told them that he's nothing but a big softy who thinks he's a big bad villain.
IS: Well alright, I trust your judgement.
IK: As you should... I am his first minion after all.
Ibara smiled as she signed off of the chat, and after 10 more minutes of cleaning, a yelled was heard over the horizon.
"IBARA! IZUKU!" They both turned to see Itsuka bringing in the reinforcements, all of 1-B.
"My first minion!" Izuku yelled as he and Ibara walked over to them.
"I have returned Izuku... and I have brought allies." Itsuka said gesturing towards her classmates.
"Excellent wo- Oh my gosh you've captured a princess!" Izuku exclaimed with happiness, as he looked at the one with a black bob haircut.
She looked to the sides of her, noticing that both of the students to the side of her were male she pointed to herself in confusion, "Me?"
"Yes!" Izuku exclaimed.
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"PFFT AHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone burst into laughter as the 'Princess' dawned a bright red blush.
Itsuka, not wanting to miss this opportunity decided to play along, "Yes your very badness... this is the princess of the kingdom of 'Sizeium'."
"Sizeium? Never heard of it... must be an uprising kingdom." Izuku said, "None the less, I must keep her comfortable." Izuku said as he dug into his backpack, "For my handy dandy villain handbook says so."
Itsuka was too curious to not look in it. "Let's see... how to handle a damsel in distress. Shower her in gifts like flowers and chocolates as well as take her someplace fun. That way she won't be inclined to leave your capture. Valid advice. How to properly get a minion under your control. Attributes of Propoganda Posters. Aha! Ways to keep a princess from wanting to escape with a boy in a green tunic. Step 1: Tell tale signs of a princess. A princess is the most beautiful female in the world, great complexion, elegant voice, high in intellect, and very powerful. Yup that's you Yui." Itsuka commented which cause Yui to cover her face in embarrassment, "Step 2: Show them you don't want to hurt them. Problems that arise with kidnappings is that the princess would want to leave. If the princess is comfortable with you and that you mean no harm, then she would want to stay with you. Also, DON'T TIE THEM UP! That's rude..."
"I haven't done that yet..." Izuku muttered to himself, then his eyes widened, "If we clean this beach... then Princess Yui would want to stay! Perfect! Let's get to work minions!" Izuku exclaimed before he rushed down to the beach to get to work.
"M-Minions?!" Everyone exclaimed.
"Roll with it!" Itsuka whisper yelled.
"Y-Yes Class Rep!" They all exclaimed as they got to work as well.
"Sorry that you got put in the spotlight Yui." Itsuka says in apology, "Izuku... tends to speak his mind." She said before going down to the beach to help as well.
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"H-He thinks I'm a princess."
"Dear Princess! You shouldn't get your hands dirty!" Izuku exclaimed.
"But Mr. Very Bad. Shouldn't the princess be in touch with her community was well?" Minion #8, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu asked.
"Hmm... vaild point. In history royalty that doesn't care for the country they're ruling gets beheaded... France is weird. But I shall allow it!" Izuku exclaimed before getting back to cleaning.
Good decision too, because Yui's Quirk expedited this process by 75%. Shrinking a lot of the trash and allowing everyone to carry it onto the parking lot easier. A task that would have taken at least a few more hours, at most another day with the amount of hands they had on deck, it took only 3 hours to pick up the garbage and haul it to the dump.
"We did good today my minions and Princess Yui." Izuku said as he pulled out a flag, "As such I claim this land in the name of... umm... what should be the name of our evil empire?"
"Umm... how about 1-B?" Monoma asked.
'There is no way he's going to approve of that name.' Itsuka thought.
"Hmm... mysterious, I like it!" Izuku exclaimed as he planted the flag into the sand.
'... You know what, I shouldn't question it.' Itsuka thought again.
"Okay, step 2 is done." Izuku said, "What's step 3?"
"You got it sir." Itsuka said, "Step 3. DON'T Lock her up in a castle! A mistake most villains make when they capture a princess is that they lock them up in a drab, cold dungeon. Don't be like them. Take her to a nice fun place."
"Hmm..." Izuku pondered, "What would be a nice place for her? We just cleaned this beach... but it's not hot enough to enjoy it yet. I already took Rei Rei to the amusement park/petting zoo/movie theatre hybrid. I took Itsuka to the arts and crafts store and the arcade... Minion where should I take her?" Izuku asked Itsuka.
"Hmm... I can't tell you for certain sir... maybe you should ask the princess herself." Itsuka said nudging her forward.
"You're right!" Izuku exclaimed as he took her hands gently, "Where would you like to go?"
"U-Um." Yui muttered, 'What do I do?' She thought as she looked at his expectant face, "T-The Matryoshka Museum?" She asked moving away slightly.
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"A place befitting for a princess!" Izuku exclaimed, "We shall go next sunday. Midterms are this week after all... and I must keep my public image or else heroes will come and capture me."
"As to be expected Mr. Very Bad." Itsuka said, before her eyes widened in realization, 'Maybe... we can?' "Mr. Yagi."
"Yes, Young Kendou?" Mr. Yagi asked.
"Can we possibly give Izuku a ticket to see the Sports Festival?" Itsuka asked.
"Hmm..." Mr. Yagi pondered, 'He did clean the beach...', "Why not?"
"You mean it?!" Izuku asked as Mr. Yagi nodded in confirmation, "Yes! I can spy on the heroes right under their noses! HAHAHA!"
'Okay... he's adorable.' Yui thought.
Izuku then pulled out his phone, 6:34 P.M. "Well I'm going home. Bye my minions! Bye Princess Yui, bye Mr. Yagi!" Izuku said before running off.
Now that Mr. Very Bad is gone... they're allowed to laugh at his character. "How can one be that honest?" Ibara asked.
"I can't possibly tell you." Itsuka said laughing too.
After their laughter subsided... they all looked at each other, "We're still keeping up the act right?" Kamakiri asked.
"Yes!" Itsuka exclaimed, "He calls his friends minions. If we suddenly say we're not his minions anymore it could break his heart."
And no one wanted to see a sad Izuku. So they decided to keep up the act.
"Mom! We cleaned the beach!" Izuku exclaimed once he entered the apartmen- I mean, evil lair!
"You did?!" His mother, Inko Midoriya asked.
"Yeah! You said that villains take care of their homeland. So I did." Izuku said looking proud of his villanous accomplishment, "But that's not the best part! My minions captured a princess!"
Inko then stopped sturring the pot, "T-They did?"
"Yeah! My minions just came back from their study session for their midterms to maintain their public image. And they brought a princess with them!" Izuku exclaimed.
"W-Was she tied up?" His mom asked.
"No. It's the second rule of my Villain Handbook." Izuku replied.
'I'm so glad I made him write down all of m 'Villain Lessons'.' Inko thought, "So who is this, 'Princess' they brought?"
"A girl named 'Yui Kodai'. She's just like a princess; beautiful, powerful, smart, beautiful voice, wants to help the country. A lot of things." Izuku said with excitement.
'Aww... my baby villain's got a crush! Oh no... he probably scared her away with his declaration.' Inko thought, "What did she say afterwards?"
"Well, after we finished step 2, we reached step 3, she said she wanted to go to this 'Matryoshka Museum', so I offered to take her next sunday." Izuku explained.
'Okay good... she hasn't ran off.' Inko thought, "Well good job, my little villain. Now go upstairs and finish studying. Midterms are tomorrow, and you have to keep up your public image so no one would suspect you."
"Okay Mom!"
*End of Chapter*
(A/N: So yeah, I wanted Izuku to have a love interest... mainly because I thought a princess subplot would be fitting with Izuku's character. But it was hard to decide between Momo, Ita- No me, this is the wrong universe! Kinoko Komori, and the one I ultimately went with. I decided against Momo because I already have a project for her in mind. I decided against Kinoko because... as much as I would love to make a 'Princess Toadstool' joke, I've already had my fill of Izuku x Kinoko... and I already have another story with her in mind. So the winner is Yui Kodai! Woo! Was a romance subplot necessary? No, it never is. But it would be a crime to me to not add some Zelda jokes. So I did, you're welcome.)