(A/N: Yes... it did take me 5 whole chapters to realize that the title should be 'Very Bad at Being Bad'. And listen... it's hard to make good titles these days. All of my titles are 1 word. Two words on occasion, and this is the 4 four word title. Anyway moving on, time for the chapter.)
"Princess Yui!" Izuku called out as he rushed over to the princess, "Hi."
'He's so excited.' Yui thought, "Hi." She replied.
"Anyway, we gotta go and learn the dark arts of Matryoshka Dolls! But first... I'm hungry, to lunch! Let's go!" He exclaimed as he began walking towards the museum.
Yui couldn't help but smile a little bit as she followed close behind him. "Where are we going?" She asked as they walked side by side. His mother taught him that the boy should walk on the side closest to the road. He didn't understand why, but he did it anyway.
"Hmm... I don't know whether to take you to one of those 5 star restauraunts, or this nice place that sells delicious hamburgers." He said, "Mom taught me that you need to treat princesses awesomely. But I didn't know which one you wanted."
'F-Five stars?! No, I can't ask that of him. Especially since he... doesn't have a firm grasp on this.' Yui thought, "The burger place is fine."
He beamed at her, "My plan is already working. Let's go!"
'What a goofball.'
"And then he held out the Anti Life Equation and said, 'My gift to you'." Izuku explained.
He was curently gushing about his favorite super villain, 'Lex Luthor' talking about his favorite moment of the cartoon villain, "He was an awesome villain. Smart, and has done good for the city of Metropolis so he can rule the world. He's my biggest inspiration for my evil acts. It's a shame he wants to kill Superman."
'That... makes some sort of sense. He wants to take over Yaoyorozu Enterprises and help the people, even if he says it's for villainous intentions... but I gotta ask.' Yui thought, "Why don't you like it when he tries to kill 'Superman'?"
"Because villains who kill people are bad villains. If villains ran around and killed whomever they wanted, then who would they rule over? While Lex's actions towards taking over the world are amazing, him killing Superman isn't one I agree with. He's a good villain but not a perfect villain by wanting to kill Superman. I will be that perfect villain." He explained, "And killing people is wrong, really wrong. I don't need Mom to teach me that."
'So killing is something he deems 'wrong'. And a perfect villain is one who accomplishes their goals without killing.' Yui thought.
"Oh food's here!" Izuku exclaimed as the waitress in old-timey attire placed their food on the table. The diner they were dining in was a 1950's Amercian Style type diner. Odd considering they were in Japan, but that hardly mattered to them, they just loved the burgers they served.
And they were hungry, really really hungry. Eating 4 massive burgers each level hungry. The servers were weirded out, but so long they got a decent tip out of it, then they couldn't care less. After finishing the last burger Izuku sat back onto his chair.
"A meal worthy of a princess and an evil genius mastermind." Izuku said as he rubbed his belly.
Yui nodded, 'Man, All Might offered to train me, and gave me a harder training regimen... and now I'm hungrier than ever.'
"Well, now that we ate a lot, let us go!" Izuku exclaimed... before the waitress brought him the bill, 6,990 yen total.
"Right after I pay for the food."
After paying for said food they decided to wander around the city for an hour because their tour was scheduled for 2:00, it's currently 12:30. As they were wandering Izuku decided to converse about a specific topic that's been on his mind, "So did Mr. Yagi ask you if he could train you?"
Yui stopped in her tracks, 'D-Does he know about All Might? No... he would have called him 'All Might' instead of Mr. Yagi.' She thought. "H-How did you?"
"He asked for my opinion before making a decision." He said walking backwards to be beside her, "He asked me out of everyone in the area, who he should train. I chose you."
"You did?" She asked.
"Yeah, I thought you would benefit the most out of it." He said, "With the training from Mr. Yagi, you can bulk up, and fight without your Quirk. So that way, when people try to kidnap you, you can just beat them up. Easy."
'He's still treating me like a princess... but wants me to protect myself.' Yui thought to herself, "Well, thank you."
He gave me a thumbs up, "It cool!"
Yui stiffled a laugh, his mannerisms always make her giggle. "So where are we going?"
"Hmm... I dunno- A music store!" Izuku pointed out.
Yui turned to her left, to see the gigantic music emporium, "That is a music store."
"Let's go!"
"What's this?" Yui asked holding out the long mishapen tube.
"That's a didgeridoo." Izuku explained, "I don't know how to play it though."
Yui blew into it, and a weird noise came out, "Did I do it right?"
"I... don't know." Izuku answered unsure as well.
She decided to put the instrument back, and continued to look around.
"Ooh, piano." Izuku said as he looked at the grand ebony piano, before taking a seat.
"You play?" Yui asked.
"Yeah." Izuku said as he played a little something to show he's competent in the world of piano playing.
"Did your mother teach you?" Yui asked.
"No. I learned it myself." He said as he began playing a song that he knows off the top of his head. As he was playing and Yui was listening... they didn't notice that they garnered the attention of all of the patrons. Once he finished he recieved applause from the other patrons. "O-Oh... sorry for playing in your store." He apologized to the owner, but he waved Izuku off.
"Ehh, it's fine. That old thing has been sitting there for ages now. Better it be used than a center piece." He said.
'Hmm... 600,000 yen. I should save my allowances.' Izuku thought, before glancing at his phone, 12:45.
'That... was beautiful.' Yui thought.
"Ready to go?" Izuku asked.
"Huh? Oh, yeah."
"So it's your turn to pick Princess Yui." Izuku said with a smile as Yui looked around.
"Hmm... there's a smoothie place." She said pointing to the 'Smooth Sailing.'
"I like it! Let us partake in the smoothies, onward!" Izuku exclaimed extending his arm forward.
"Onward." She replied with less excitement but extending her arm like he did.
They entered and ordered their smoothies, and after 5 minutes they sat on a table, "These are really good." Izuku commented.
"Yeah they are." Yui said.
"Wanna try it? I got two more straws." Izuku offered. Yui shyly nodded as they swapped cups, Midoriya unwrapped the straw and drank a small sip of the smoothie. "Wow... this is super good." He said as he took out the straw and pushed it back, Yui did the same.
After they finished their smoothies, Izuku pulled out his phone again. 1:00 on the dot. "Where to next?" Izuku muttered to himself. Then he turned to his right, "A park."
Yui turned to where he was facing, "Oh yeah. Want to go?"
"Yeah!"
They walked around the park, seeing dog owners playing fetch with thier dogs, families enjoying a nice afternoon, and elderly feeding the birds. After their nice walk, they decided to take a seat on an empty park bench. Then Izuku pulled out his backpack, "Can I draw you?"
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"Draw me?" Yui asked.
"Yeah! I drew a propoganda poster for Itsuka. And I wanted to make one for everyone... but I didn't really have a good chance for the others." Izuku muttered.
'So that drawing of Itsuka was his.' Yui thought, "Sure."
"Cool! Just give me a... actually that face works." Izuku said.
'So my normal face?' Yui thought as she stayed as flat faced as possible.
After 5 minutes the face sketch was finished. "Do you have a costume?"
Yui nodded and handed him her phone, with her in her costume. Setsuna decided to have a 1-B costume photo shoot. She sent everyone a copy of the results. Izuku took it and continued drawing. Once he finished he handed the phone back and handed her the sketchpad.
"Wow..." She muttered as she looked at the paper. It was her, in her costume, with a bunch of giant screws and bolts behind her, with the words 'Bow Down' below her in bold letters.
"I couldn't think of a cool phrase for your power, so I went with that." Izuku muttered, before he took the sketchpad back and tore the page off, "You can keep it if you want."
She nodded, and neatly rolled it up. Once she did that, Izuku checked his phone, 1:30.
"So let's go to the museum now. It's 3 miles away so let's go."
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...
"What?" Yui asked.
"Yeah, we ate a lot, but we wandered for an hour to let the food digest, and now we need to work off the calories." He said as he pulled out his phone, "If we run we might just make it."
"Y-You're insane."
"Woo!" Izuku exclaimed, "A 3 mile run sure gets the blood pumping, doesn't it Princess Yui?"
"Gaah... haah..." She panted tired after running 3 miles, with light breaks here and there. Izuku handed her a water bottle he brought with him,
"Take controlled sips, don't down the whole bottle." He said.
She nodded and took controlled sips of the precious, precious water, and after trying to regulate her breathing for a few minutes, she was better. After 30 minutes... and applying some deodorant, their tour started.
And.
It.
Was.
'Boring!' Izuku thought, but didn't say it as they walked out of their 2 hour tour about the history of Matryoshka Dolls. Well at least Yui found it enthralling. However, once they exited Izuku walked in front of her.
"What?" She asked as Izuku dug into his pocket.
"I have something you want." He said holding it out in an open palm, "The only thing you want."
Yui gasped, it was a giant Matryoshka Doll that looked like her, from her hair, eyes, down to her red and white costume. "W-Where did you?"
"I made it for you." He said as he handed it to her, "My gift to you."
She took the doll and opened it... inside was a slightly smaller doll that resembled Itsuka's costume. She opened that... to see nothing else.
"I don't know the other's costumes. So I couldn't make one of them." He explained, "But once I do I will make them."
'He probably knows how to make them and made them over night.' She thought before smiling, "Thank you Izuku."
"Of course, you're the princess!" He said with a thumbs up, "Now let's go home. It's late... and I'm tired."
She couldn't help but laugh, "Yes, Mr. Very Bad."
"Now approaching Yamanashi Prefecture." The automated voice said.
"This is my stop." Yui said as the train slowed down to a stop. She got up from their shared seat... before hugging Izuku, "Thank you for taking me. I had fun."
"You did?! Awesome!" Izuku exclaimed, "Time for step 4!"
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"What's step 4?" Yui asked.
"I... don't remember." Izuku said as he pulled out his handbook, "Step 4... ah, here it is. Peace offeri- Oh I already did that, I'm on a roll! Step 5... I don't have a step 5. Oh, that means I did it! Now you won't leave us for a guy in a green tunic!"
'He's such a goofball.' Yui thought, "No, I won't."
"But he would still come for you anyway... and the final boss battle will happen." He said, "So... I'll just have to fight for you. So you will stay!"
She couldn't help but smile again, "I know you will." She said before walking off the train. Leaving Izuku to celebrate.
"Yes! I did it! Everyone will be so proud of my work!" He exclaimed, "Oh wait, Itsuka would wanna hear about this."
He swiftly pulled out his phone and went to the aptly named 1-B and Momo Group Chat of Evilness
IM: Minions! I have done it! Princess Yui isn't going to leave with some kid in a green tunic.
IK: Congratulations Your badness.
IS: Are we still doing the flower planting of villany?
IM: Yes! We must assert ourselves as benevolent rulers. So we must make our land beautiful.
MY: I have purchased the flowers and sapplings.
IM: Excellent, we're doing this tomorrow! And then... I don't know.
IM: I'll figure that out!
IK: You do that. I'm going to enjoy my day off.
IM: You all do that! Rest for a day of hard work for the cause.
Izuku signed off and waited for the train to reach his stop. He has a long day of planting flowers and trees in the name of evilness tomorrow.
*End of Chapter*