"Okay, I have comprised of a list of evil deeds to sustain myself for the week my minions... and Princess Yui are gone. *Sniff* I miss them already." I muttered before shaking my head, "No time for tears! We need progress! Now... my goal is to spread my influence throughout Japan. We did a number on Mustufau, but we need to branch out to other locals. Now... my first order of business, clean up this park. The city's children will speak highly of me to their parents! A truly evil ta-"
"Very Bad! Hey!"
'That voice...'
"Minion Tetsutetsu!" Izuku yelled out as his Minion ran up to him. "What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same question-"
"What are you doing goofing off?!"
"S-Sorry Mr. Fourth Kind, sir!" Tetsutetsu yelled before bowing. Izuku looked at the bags the man was carrying.
"So you're cleaning this park too?" Izuku asked.
"Yup! It's a part of our internship!" Tetsutetsu answered.
"Hmm... excellent, you're spreading my evil influence all throughout Japan. Excellent work minion." Izuku said before packing up his stuff, "Well it seems you have this area covered, I shall go else where! Away!" Izuku exclaimed before running away.
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"Did he say... 'Evil Influence'?" Fourth Kind asked.
"... Don't say or do anything."
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"Now that my minion Tetsutetsu has that corner of Japan covered I shall move elsewhe- Wait... there's a large crowd! Perfect a chance to voice my evil propoganda to the masses!" Izuku yelled as he made his way into the crowd and towards the center. "Hold on a minute!"
"Woah! Very Ba- I mean, Izuku?!"
"Minion Itsuka! And Minion Momo!" Izuku yelled as he tried to get closer... only to get elbowed in the face.
"Hey! Get in li-"
"I'm. Talking. To. My. Minions." Izuku growled as he lifted the girl up into the air, moved her back a few feet, before setting her down gently. "There... anyway. Minions!"
"What are you doing here your badness?" Itsuka asked before they started kneeling.
"Umm... what are you two doing?"
"It's Medusa!"
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"Snrk! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"M-MEDUSA?!"
"Quick! Cover your eyes minions!" Izuku yelled.
"Calm yourself Mr. Very Bad. For you see Medusa isn't going to hurt you nor us. Our evil powers prevent us from turning to stone." Momo explained.
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"You're right! Nevermind." Izuku said, "But why are you working with a creature from the Underworld?"
'And when I thought he couldn't get any better he's roasing Uwabami.' Itsuka thought, "You see your badness, we are learning the ways of the dark arts from a creature from the Underworld. So we may protect you when we rush into battle."
"Hmm... excellent! Way to think ahead my loyal minions!" Izuku said with a thumbs up. "Well I see you have this propaganda meeting under control. So I shall go elsewhere! So I shall bid you farewell!" Izuku yelled before running through the crowd.
"Have a safe trip Very Bad!" Itsuka and Momo yelled as he left... and feeling a terrifying presence behind them.
"... Creature of the Underworld huh?"
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"We're so dead." Itsuka told Momo.
"I acknowleded that."
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"Hmm... where to now-"
*FWOOSH* *FWOOSH* *SLAM*
"W-What's this?!" Izuku yelled as he turned to see a run down old building, "This must be an underground fighting arena. Hmm... I should destory it, so I can take over the criminal underground! Excellent! Time to work!"
*SLAM*
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"W-Who the hell are you youngster?!"
"Princess Yui!" Izuku exclaimed running past the short old man.
"H-Hey! I was talking to you-"
"Are you okay? And are you winning in the underground fighting arena?"
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"Underground fighting arena?" Princess Yui asked.
"Yeah! This building is rundown and looks abandoned, and there was a lot of fwooshes and slams, so therefore a fighting arena!"
*WHAM*
"OW!"
"That's for calling my building rundown and abandoned!" The old man yelled sounding more and more angry by the second, "You know this bozo kid?"
"Yes... he's my best friend and guardian. Mr. Very Bad." Princess Yui explained.
'Wait... he's the guy she was talking about?' The man thought.
"Izuku, this is Gran Torino, a retired hero." She explained.
"... Then why don't you rebuild your building with all your money?"
"That's it! Let me at 'em!" Gran Torino yelled but Princess Yui gripped his cape.
"You should go... he's not nice when he's mad." Yui warned.
"Hmm... okay! Good luck winning in the fighting arena princess!"
"STOP CALLING MY HOME A FIGHTING ARENA!"
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"Well so far I have accomplished absolutely NOTHING!" Izuku yelled... garnering weird looks from everyone within a 10 feet radius, "Well I can't say that, I'm not accomplishing anything, but my Minions are. Good, but I'm the leader... meaning I should be doing work too! Well... at least Mom said I could be out longer if I call her every hour, so maybe I can find something no-"
*BOOOOM*
"W-What?!" Izuku yelled, turning to see smoke and fire a ways away, "Bad villains are attacking the city! I have to hel-"
"May your death bring on a stronger society."
'Wait... a voice. I may be too far away to help with the battle, but I can help here!' Izuku thought has he rushed into the alleyway and used his power to pull the sword away from the man. "Stop right there."
"... Who the heck are you kid?" That man asked.
"I am Very Bad, a villain bent on taking over the world." Izuku said as he threw the sword behind him, "Now let the boy go."
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"You're a villain. Shouldn't you not care if I kill a boy-"
"Killing people is wrong!" Izuku yelled, "Because if a villain runs up and kills whomever they felt like... then who would they rule when they take over? My mother taught me that villains are to be respected and by the community to avoid being over thrown. So I'll ask you again, let the boy go."
"Then why don't you make me let him go!" The man yelled as he threw a knife at Izuku... only for it to stop in mid air.
"Oh I plan to."
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*Kendou's P.O.V*
*Bzz Bzz*
Someone's calling me... but comfort is taking over.
*Bzz Bzz*
"Fine." I said to the phone as I picked it up, "Hello?"
"The Hero Killer was taken down!" That loud voice.
"Tetsutetsu?"
"Hell yeah! But that's not why I called you. Izuku took him down!"
"HE WHAT?!"
"Yeah! The Hero Killer stood no chance, and he saved Iida, your Class Rep friend."
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"How did you know about this?" I asked.
"Izuku told me. He said he didn't want the heroes to come after him, so he tied him up and left. The press even found a note that said, 'I shall reform the world' and it was signed by Very Bad! That man is a legend!"
"... Did he say how he did it though?" Hard to believe he beat him with just telekinetic powers.
"Oh he said he grabbed his knives with his power before slamming him into a wall. Such a badass!" Nevermind he did.
"But that doesn't mean what he did wasn't dangerous, what if he had gotten hurt or killed?" I asked.
"Oh you gotta give him more credit." Tetsutetsu said, "Even with his childlike antics, he's clearly serious about him taking over the world. You think that goal is all talk?"
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"You really think he's going to take over the world?"
"I think he will. At least he's serious about that goal. We should count ourselves lucky he doesn't believe in ruling with an iron fist. He wants the people to love him when he takes over, and doesn't like killing people. And out of every possible villain out there who aspires to take over our world... wouldn't you rather have him actually do it than say... the League of Villains?"
"... Fair." I said, "And where is this big vocabulary coming from?"
"S-Shut up I can be smart when I want to!" I laughed.
"Whatever you say Iron Man." I said before glancing at the time. "Anyway go to sleep, you have yoru internship still."
"Right, night!" Tetsutetsu said before hanging up.
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That moron.
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*Midoriya's P.O.V*
"What you did was stupid and reckless!" Mom yelled as she pressed a cotton ball coated with rubbing alcohol onto my numerous cuts.
"Ghh!"
"That's what you get for rushing face first into a battle with a powerful fake villain." She said as she threw the ball away, "Your wounds are clean."
"Thanks Mom." I said as I laid in my bed to rest my tired body and mind.
"... Did you use your power like I taught you?"
"Yes."
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"Good boy."
*End of Chapter*