Rarity Investigates!
Pony's Log Number 515: I've always had a strong sense of justice, but Rarity shows you can be fashionably chic while doing it...
It was another busy day at the Canterlot Carousel as Sassy was finishing up with a customer at the boutique's checkout counter. Despite the mishaps that nearly led to Canterlot Carousel going out of business, Sassy had stayed true to her word and was now managing the boutique the way Mario and Rarity had requested. Even Sassy had to admit that following the Rules of Rarity made her happier because she could enjoy seeing the satisfaction mares had when they bought their new dresses. She admitted to Rarity and Mario that she had never felt so excited to go to work. Sassy then watched as Rarity and Mario appeared with the former holding three mannequins with her magic.
"Oh, Sassy Saddles, don't you just love our new Femme Mystic Chic line of gowns?" Rarity asked the unicorn mare. Sassy gasped impressively.
"Sequins and sashes, Rarity and Mario," said Sassy as the two ponies set up a display with the new gowns, "They're exquisite! Where in Equestria did you find the inspiration?"
"Oh, I modeled them after the adventures of Shadow Spade," Rarity explained, "Her stories are always full of mystery and suspense and, best of all...fabulous costumes!" Rarity couldn't help but sit on the floor and pose excitedly as Mario chuckled,
"I'm quite a fan of the book series myself," said Mario, "But...well...I guess I can share a little secret with you two..."
"Ooh, a secret you say?" Rarity cooed as Sassy smiled with curiosity, "You sure Twilight wouldn't mind you not sharing it with her?" Mario rolled his eyes.
"I'll tell her later," said Mario, "It's just...well...I try to be as open minded with fashion ideas and styles as much as possible, but...the fashionable styles of that book series have always been my favorite."
"Really?" said Rarity, "Tell us more!"
"I just love the atmosphere of a time period where stallions wore stylish suits and mare worse dresses just like these," said Mario, "a time when mysteries were at their peak and subtle but fashionable ponies who had a strong sense of justice sought to uncover the truth no matter what dangers lay ahead. And...I just feel...handsome in the suits stallions used to wear in the stories. I've made a couple of suits if you wish to see them." The two mares nodded as Mario grabbed a sheet and made it flow across the foreground. Within the two seconds it took for the cloth to travel across the foreground, Mario was now wearing a stylish drench coat and detective hat.
"Oooh la la!" said Rarity and Sassy impressively. Mario then made the cloth move across the foreground once again. This time he was in a brown business suit and matching trilby hat.
"Marvelous!" Rarity and Sassy applauded.
"I see you've been practicing that quick change technique I taught you," said Rarity.
"Pins and Needles, Mario," said Sassy, "while I know this boutique specializes in mare's dresses, maybe we can set up the two suits for the stallions? It might be a small selection, but these suits would certainly complement Femme Mystique Chic." Mario just gave a hopeful smile on his face as Rarity giggled.
"I think it would be a good idea," said Rarity, "In fact, we can simply call it Royally Mystique Chic." Mario quickly set up the two suits onto some mannequins and Rarity added them to the display.
"They're perfect!" said Sassy but then looked a bit puzzled as Rarity and Mario were both tweaking the displays a bit, "What are you two doing?"
"Oh, uh, just making some minor adjustments," Rarity hummed as she blow on the skirt of one dress, twists the bottom of display of the second, and fluffed the feathers from the third, "Shadow Spade believes it all comes down to attention to detail. And so do we, right Mario?"
"Absolutely," said Mario as he adjusted another mannequin so the lighting was just right on one of his suits, "a precise display can make the difference between ponies walking past this display and saying they don't just want it, but need it!" Rarity nodded in agreement as she adjusted one of the hats.
"There!" said Rarity, "Now it's perfect!"
WHAM!
It was just then Rainbow Dash slammed the door open.
"Hey guys, how's it-"
CRASH!
"Eeeeeeeeeek!"
"Dashie!"
Rainbow cut herself off when she saw the display fell over, creating a house mess and earning herself death glares from three ponies. Rainbow laughed nervously.
"My bad," said Rainbow sheepishly.
"Ugh," said Mario with an eye roll, "Brash and upfront as always."
(Main theme)
Once the awkward tension had passed, Rainbow offered to help fix up the knocked over display.
"Sorry I messed up your dress thingy," said Rainbow as she helped get one of the mannequins.
"Nothing we can't fix in a stitch," Sassy replied as Rarity and Mario used their magic to do their display adjustments, "What are you doing in Canterlot?"
"Before I answer that," said Rainbow as she looked at the display, "Since when does Rarity sell suits?"
"Those are my own designs," said Mario, "Rarity agreed to let me promote them and hopefully some lucky stallions will want them."
"Nice, you always did look good in a suit," said Rainbow.
"Thanks, Dashie," said Mario with a chuckle, "So...I know why you're here, but fill in Sassy for us."
"I'm here for Princess Celestia's royal garden opening tomorrow," said Rainbow.
"Oh, yes!" said Sassy excitedly as she organized some materials, "Rumor has it the gardens are especially lush this season."
"Indeed," said Mario, "Twilight and I plan to have a date there in the near future. It should be very romantic." Sassy giggled.
"I'm sure it will," said Sassy, "I heard the Wonderbolts will be kicking things off with an aerial display."
"You heard right," said Rarity, "And Rainbow Dash is here to fly with them, So exciting!"
"Well, kind of exciting," said Rainbow honestly, "Technically, I'm not flying. I'm just the lucky Reserve who was called in to be the backup flyer in case a Wonderbolt can't perform."
"Oh don't be so modest," said Rarity, "Out of all the Reserves, you were the one chosen."
"It is pretty sweet," said Rainbow Dash, "But I do wonder if Mario had anything..."
"I have not seen Spitfire since we saved her flank during Tirek's invasion," said Mario, "In fact, Spitfire didn't even tell me that they were scheduled to perform at the garden opening."
"I see," said Rainbow, "It's pretty awesome they chose me then. And I do get to stay in the castle, hang out with the Wonderbolts, and eat awesome food at the dinner tonight. Speaking of the dinner, you're both still coming, right?"
"Of course," said Mario, "Plus Mom asked me to come...being a prince and all."
"Heavens, yes!" Rarity asked, "A chance to dress up, be charming and show off my newest royally mystique couture? I wouldn't miss it for all of Equestria."
"Great! See ya tonight!" said Rainbow.
"I know this isn't your forte, but this is a fancy dinner..." said Mario.
"Pass on the dress bro," said Rainbow.
"You sure?" Mario proposed, "This dress I designed for you is very aerodynamic and would show how beautiful you are." Rainbow chuckled.
"Mario, you're very sweet," said Rainbow, "But no thank you. Maybe some other time."
"Alright," said Mario, "I'll just keep it stored for safe keeping. See you later tonight."
"You bet!" said Rainbow as she quickly opened and slammed the door closed. The three ponies held their breath as Sassy put a magic glow to hold the rattling mannequins in place. Once the mannequins settled, the three ponies breathed a sigh of relief and Sassy released her magic grip.
"Good thinking in your part," said Mario to Sassy. Then the door slammed open and the displayed fell down once again.
"As Sweetie Belle would say: OH COME ON!" Mario bellowed in exasperation. Rarity turned around, with a hat on her head, growling since she thought that Rainbow had come back. Her anger turned to joy when she saw it was the mail pony, named Package Deal with a package for her.
"Ooh, the rhinestones we ordered!" said Rarity as she took the package and opened it, but then her excitement turned into disappointment.
"Oh, my," said Rarity as she held up a gem with her magic, "Oh, there's been a mistake...I ordered dragon-cut stones, and these are hoof-polished."
"I'm sorry," Package Deal told her, "but I've got a full load of deliveries today. I'm not sure I'll have time to redo your order." Rarity then removed her hat, flicked the bottom of her curly mane and put a charming smile on her face as she walked up to the mail stallion. Mario took notice as he and Sassy were busy fixing the display.
"Sassy, stop for a sec," Mario whispered to the mare, "You're about see why Rarity is the queen of charm." Sassy gave Mario a curious look as they watched Rarity approached Package Deal.
"Of course you don't," said Rarity, "Your job is so difficult. Honestly, I don't know how you keep all of these orders straight."
"It is pretty tough," said Package Deal with a chuckle and blushed, "what with the boxes all being...box-shaped." He showed Rarity his wagon filled with similar shaped packages.
"Oh y-oh yes, and I very much appreciate it," said Rarity as she tapped his shirt and smiled cutely at him, which left Package Deal rather flattered, "But if there was a way you could squeeze in one little delivery, I would be eternally grateful." Package Deal looked to see Rarity still smiling at him cutely and batting her eyelashes at him.
"Well, for you, Rarity, I'll see what I can do," said Package Deal with a nervous laugh and walked away. Rarity watched him leave before heading inside and shutting the door. Sassy was most impressed.
"Rarity, you could sweet-talk a filly out of candy!" said Sassy.
"Oh...it was nothing," Rarity chucked, "Nopony minds a compliment."
"Of course Rarity knows not to do that with me," said Mario, "after all, it's be pretty awkward to charm your brother."
"True," said Rarity, "but I have other methods to get Mario to do what I want."
"You've got no power over me, Rares," Mario said indignantly.
"Well, I hope you don't mind if we both wear outfits from our new collection tonight?" Rarity proposed.
"Aw, Rares," said Mario, "I already had this nice sport coat I was gonna..." Rarity then stared at him with puppy dog eyes and the saddest face he had ever seen. Sassy put a fore-hoof over her mouth to avoid snickering.
"Wuh...huh...d-d-don't...Rares stop that!" Mario retorted but Rarity then made her eyes water and her lips quivered. Mario's heart couldn't take it.
"Alright, alright, alright!" Mario conceded annoyingly, "I'll wear one of my suits from the new collection. I have a few others if you want to help me pick the one that best complements your outfit! Deal?"
"Of course, darling," said Rarity with a please smile on her face. Mario just snorted as Sassy laughed.
"Now that we've taken care of that," said Rarity as she headed to a dressing stall, "You simply must help me pick out an outfit for tonight. Something from the new collection, of course." Rarity then gestured from the curtain with a fore-hoof. Mario looked at Sassy and then Rarity.
"Does she mean the both of us?" Mario asked.
"Of course I do," said Rarity, "then we'll chose your outfit so it complements mine."
"I see..." said Mario wearily, inwardly worried if he would like the outfit he got stuck wearing as Sassy walked up the dressing stall where Rarity was waiting.
Soon it was time for the garden party and the main ballroom was filled with various members of the Wonderbolt wearing their uniforms. Princess Celestia was standing on a stage as she spoke to two Wonderbolts. Spitfire was chatting with two other Wonderbolts while holding a cup of punch in her fore-hoof. A few other Wonderbolts were standing in line collecting their share of the buffet. It was then Rainbow, Rarity, and Mario arrived. As Rainbow had told Mario, she didn't bother to dress up. Yet Rarity and Mario had chosen to do so. Rarity was wearing a white silk gown with a gold waist belt with poofy long sleeves with gold bracelets. Mario was wearing a black suit that had vertical stripes on it with a gold tie that was tucked into the jacket with gold cufflinks. His mane had also been greased to make it look sleek.
"Let's go grab some grub!" said Rainbow as Rarity flicked her mane.
"Fine by me," said Mario, "All the hard work at the boutique left me hungry." Rainbow zoomed off as Rarity flicked her mane as she and Mario headed to follow the blue Pegasus at a casual pace. As they got in line, an elderly blue stallion wearing an aviators jacket and ivory scarf got in line. Mario and Rarity had just gotten their plates when Mario caught whiff of a interesting scent. Rainbow just licked her lips hungrily as she headed to the buffet.
"Hello..." Mario pondered aloud as he sniffed the air, "Hey Rares, do smell that fragrance in the air?" Rarity lifted her nose into the air and took a sniff herself.
"Mm, is that Juniper Phoenix I smell?" Rarity asked out of the bloom.
"No, it's broccoli!" Rainbow replied as she started munching the food she had collected on her plate. Mario chuckled and Rarity just smirked as the elderly stallion appeared before them.
"Yeah, Juniper Phoenix is one of my favorite stallion colognes," said the stallion.
"Oh, mine as well," said Rarity.
"Really?" Mario remarked as he looked at the marshmallow mare, "You've never recommended any stallion colognes for me!"
"Mario, according to Twilight," said Rarity, "the shampoo conditioner and scented soaps I recommended to you make you smell scrumptious enough as it is." Mario blushed as the elderly stallion chuckled to himself. Behind Rarity and Mario, Rainbow noticed who they were speaking to, dropped her plate in shock, and her eyes sparkled as her jaw hung open as she covered it with her fore-hooves.
"Anyways," Rarity continued, "the fragrance is masculine and yet soft with the barest hint of floral notes and-"
"Rarity! Mario!" Rainbow exclaimed in an excited but hushed tone as she hovered before them, "Do you know who this is?!" Mario smirked.
"Duh, I'm friends with Spitfire," said Mario, "Plus I met the guy when I was a little colt."
"Rarity?" Rainbow asked.
"A gentlepony with fabulous taste in colognes and scarves?" Rarity asked.
"It's Wind Rider!" Rainbow snapped as she waved her fore-hooves in the air.
"Oh! So nice to meet you!" said Rarity as Rainbow face-hoofed herself.
"You didn't let me finish!" said Rainbow.
"Calm down Dashie," said Mario, "Of course Rarity wouldn't know who Wind Rider is. You've only talked about him with me!"
"He's a living legend," said Rainbow to Rarity as she hovered beside the elderly stallion, "He holds the Wonderbolt record in the Mustang Marathon!"
"Well, that was a long time ago," said Wind Rider as Rainbow just smiled and blushed like a fangirl, "Honestly, I can't believe I still hold the record."
"Wind Rider, I see you've met Rainbow Dash!" said Spitfire as she and Misty Fly arrived, "She's one of our most promising Reserves. She just might beat your record." Spitfire lightly jabbed the elderly stallion.
"Really now?" Wind Rider remarked.
"Oh, heh, I'm nowhere near as good as you," Rainbow replied, "I mean, I'm fast, but I don't have the endurance to go long distances."
"Ah, don't be modest," said Spitfire, "A little practice and you'll be beating records in no time."
"Please Spitfire," said Mario, "Rainbow has a big enough ego as it is. Make it any bigger and her head won't fit through the front door to the Wonderbolt's compound!" Rainbow glared at the alicorn Prince.
"You outta know Mr. Flying Unicorn," Spitfire teased, "Back in the day, you're head was so big that they had to drill a wider entrance hole just so you could get into the stadium back in the day." Mario stuck his tongue out at Spitfire, who just smirked and returned the gesture. Misty Fly and Rarity giggled as Rainbow snickered. Wind Rider just kept a casual smile on his face.
"The point I'm making is," said Spitfire to Rainbow, "with a little practice and you'll be beating records in no time." Misty Fly nodded in agreement.
"Heh-heh," Wind Rider remarked, "Well, it's nice to meet you fillies...and gentlecolt." Wind Rider then walked away.
"Not as nice as it is to meet you, sir," said Rainbow, trying and failing miserably not to giggle like a fangirl, "I can't believe I just met Wind Rider!"
"Geez, with the way your gushing over him, maybe you should ask him out," Mario teased.
SMASH!
Rainbow smashed a plate over Mario's head, leaving Mario dazed and woozy.
"Cut it out!" Rainbow complained, "I'll admit he's handsome, but he's way too old for me!" They others just chuckled as Mario recovered and glared.
"I didn't mean to get you angry," said Mario, "It's just nice to see you act a little girly from time to time. No shame in that. Right Spitfire?"
"Sorry, I can't talk to a dummy right now," said Spitfire simply as Mario snorted as Rainbow snickered.
"You're right Mario, just cause we're ace flyers doesn't mean we can't act like girls," said Misty Fly, "getting back to Wind Rider, he's coming out of retirement to take the spot of honor in the center of our aerial flower formation tomorrow."
"Really?" Rainbow gasped as she rushed up to the two Wonderbolts and then Wind Rider kiss Celestia's fore-hoof, "That's incredible!" Spitfire and Misty Fly flew off as Rainbow smiled excitedly.
"Guess I'll just watch Wind Rider being awesome from the sidelines...Practice tomorrow is gonna be so boring," Rainbow remarked. Rarity and Mario just smiled, the former using her magic to sip a cup of tea. Mario and Rarity just exchanged looks with each other.
"I don't suppose we could keep you company?" Rarity offered.
"You could!" Rainbow replied, "They always let friends and family come watch practices!" Rainbow then quickly gave them each a hug, but the blue Pegasus grabbed Rarity so quickly that the marshmallow mare was taken by surprise.
"Mm, ooh!" Rarity spluttered as she spilled her tea on her gown.
"Oops," said Rainbow, "Heh, sorry about that. Lemme help you clean that up." Rainbow then spat on her fore-hoof and went to wipe the tea off.
"Uh, no-no," said Rarity as she backed away and used her magic to bring over a chest with her initial letter on it to show it was hers, "it's almost impossible to get stains out of silk. But not to worry. I've come prepared!" Rarity set the chest in front of herself and when she put the chest aside. She was now changed into pastel orange and peach dress with a matching colored hairpin and posed in her new gown.
"Loving the look Rares," said Mario, "but now I've gotta change my suit so we complement each other."
"Seriously?!" Rainbow remarked annoyingly.
"It won't take me long," said Mario as he made a large paper fan appear in front of himself. He opened it and closed it within a time frame of one and a half seconds. Rainbow was stunned to see that within that short time, Mario had changed into a red suit jacket with a black shirt and a red and white trilby hat.
"Ooooh! Fabulous darling!" said Rarity happily as she let Mario escort her back to the buffet so they could get something to eat. Rainbow just watched them walk away with an annoyed look on her face.
I'll never say it aloud, but the way those two mimic each other without trying scares me Rainbow thought to herself.
It was late at night, When Spitfire and Rainbow hovered out of the ballroom with Rarity and Mario walked right behind them.
"That dinner was absolutely divine," said Rarity, "Mario, I'm so jealous that you got to eat so well growing up."
"Well, if you mean healthy, then yes," said Mario, "But sometimes even Mom and I enjoyed just spending time in her bedroom eating peanut better jelly sandwiches."
"Thanks for inviting Mario and I!" Rarity told Rainbow when she saw Spitfire heading to her room.
"Ooh, you're staying at the east tower?" Rarity asked Spitfire, "Those rooms have the best view of Canterlot!"
"Especially when you get a perfect view of Mom raising the sun," Mario added.
"How lucky are we?" said Spitfire, "Unless Mario is the reason we got these rooms."
"It's not," said Mario, "besides, if you ever stay over at my castle, you're sleeping on the floor!" Spitfire just gave him a raspberry and Mario returned it before the two friends laughed.
"Well, we better get some shuteye before practice," said Spitfire as she entered her room and closed the door.
"See you tomorrow, Rarity and Mario!" said Rainbow before zooming off to her own room.
"Good night!" said Rarity.
"Sleep well, Dashie," said Mario as he and Rarity headed out of the castle.
Next morning, the Wonderbolts were busy with their flight training. Rarity and Rainbow were sitting in the stands together. Rarity was putting on some sunscreen, Rainbow was just watching the Wonderbolts fly about with a fangirl expression on her face. Mario was surprisingly absent, but Rarity explained that he had to help Sassy at the boutique and would arrive once he had finished.
"Thank for keeping me company, Rarity," said Rainbow, "If you weren't here, well, I don't know who I'd be talking to right now. I still wish Mario was here...he always found interesting things to talk about..." Rarity then booped Rainbow's nose with some sunscreen as the two exchanged smiles.
"I'm not surprised to hear you say that," said Rarity, "I've heard you confide in Mario about alot of things. I hope someday you'll tell the rest of us some of the things you discuss."
"It's...pretty personal," said Rainbow, "But...I guess I will admit one thing."
"Yes?" Rarity asked curiously.
"I like that Mario still treats me like a lady despite my...brashness," Rainbow remarked as Rarity just smiled.
"But I still enjoy talking with you, Rarity," said Rainbow, "who knows who I'd talk to otherwise?'
"Eh, you'd be talkin' to me, Rainbow Dash," said a voice. Both ponies looked behind them to see Soarin making a landing and lift his goggles, "Spitfire's mom sent a message that she was sick. She had to leave to take care of her."
"Oh, no!" Rainbow gasped, "I hope her mom's okay!"
"Me too," Soarin replied as he walked behind Rainbow, "In the meantime, we need you to fly in her place."
"L-Like, in the actual show?" Rainbow asked with her eyes as big as saucers.
"Unless Spitfire comes back, yes," said Soarin.
"I won't let you down, Soarin!" said Rainbow as she flew up and saluted the Wonderbolt. She then squealed with delight as she took into the air.
"This is the best thing ever! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!" said Rainbow excitedly before she sing-sang while dancing in the sky, "I'm gonna get to fly with the Wind Rider and the Wonderbolts, 'cause I'm the bestest and I'm awesome and they know it! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..." Rarity just smiled as Soaring gave the blue Pegasus a funny look.
"Uh...Rainbow Dash?" Soarin asked.
"Shh!" said Rarity in a hushed tone, "Let her have this, darling." Fortunately, Rainbow didn't take too long to settle down and Soarin was going over the routine with her. Rarity just sat inside of a boxed seat on her own. While she was just watching Rainbow and Wind Rider fly about, she was also worried about where Mario could be. He had been taking much longer than she had thought helping Sassy. Rarity's train of thought was interrupted when Rainbow waved at her for a moment before Wind Rider gave the blue Pegasus a glare to focus and the two Pegasi continued their routine. Rarity had just waved back when an elderly mare with light orange fur and a darker two toned mane and tail appeared wearing some pearl earrings, pearl necklace, and a purple cardigan.
"Hello there!" said Rarity to the mare, "Friend or family?"
"Family," the mare replied, "My daughter's a Wonderbolt, but I don't see her up there." The mare looked to the sky to search when Mario arrived.
"Hey, Rares, so sorry I'm late," said Mario, "The boutique got a huge group of mares for the collection and...Stormy Flare? Is that you?!" The mare smiled when she saw the alicorn prince.
"Mario!" Stormy Flare replied happily as the two ponies shared a hug, "Oh, it's so good to see you! I haven't seen you since the wedding! How's Twilight?"
"She's doing fine," said Mario, "How are you, Stormy?"
"Doing well," Stormy replied, "I came to see my daughter practice, but I don't see her." She turned to Rarity, "Do you know Spitfire?"
"Oh, you're Spitfire's mum?" said Rarity, "But I thought you were sick."
"What?" Stormy exclaimed.
"Huh?" Mario remarked.
"Well, Spitfire got a note from you saying you weren't feeling well," Rarity explained, "and she went home to take care of you."
"I didn't send a note," said Stormy as a matter of fact when Soarin flew by and recognized the mare.
"That's so strange," said Rarity.
"Indeed," said Mario, "Why would somepony say you were sick when you clearly were not?"
"Stormy Flare?" Soarin exclaimed as the other Wonderbolts hovered around him, "Aren't you supposed to be sick? 'Kay, what's happening?"
"I don't know," said Stormy, "But I do know I didn't send my daughter a note."
"Could somepony have sent Spitfire a fake note?" Rarity wondered out loud.
"Who would do such a thing?" Misty Fly asked.
"I don't know," said Mario as he hovered up to them with his fore-hooves crossed, "the bigger question is why?"
"Somepony who wanted her out of the show, I suppose," Soarin suggested.
"Why would anypony want that?" Rainbow asked curiously.
"Maybe so they could take her spot," Wind Rider suggested and gave Rainbow a dirty look. Suddenly Rainbow found herself surrounded by the Wonderbolts as the primary suspect. Stormy and Rarity were also in shock at the accusation. Mario was most offended.
"Now wait just a-!"
"Mario!" Rarity called out, "Can you come over here a second?" Mario hovered over to the marshmallow mare and landed. Rarity quickly whispered into his ear, Mario's expression changed to a smirk as Rarity pulled away. Then the two ponies quietly sneaked away as Rainbow was taken immediately backstage. The poor Pegasus soon found herself literally up against a wall as she was officially accused of sending Spitfire away.
"Me?!" Rainbow exclaimed in shock, "I would never do that to Spitfire! Mario would chew me out big time if I did that to his best friend! Why would you think it was me?"
"I did see you and Spitfire leave the dinner together," said a Wonderbolt named Blaze.
"We were room neighbors in the castle!" Rainbow protested, "Plus Mario was with us. He can vouch for me!"
"And you did say you'd do anything to fly with Wind Rider," Misty Fly pointed out as she hovered before Rainbow with her fore-hooves on her hips.
"Yeah, but I didn't mean anything," Rainbow remarked.
"Spitfire came by my room and told me she had to go see her mom around midnight," said Soarin, "Where were you then?"
"I was asleep at midnight...having this totally amazing dream," Rainbow Dash remarked, "There I was at the arena flying with Wind Rider and the Wonderbolts, like I've always wanted to-" A cloud appeared above her head as vision appeared of herself and Wind Rider in Wonderbolt attire. Rainbow then flew above him and took his picture. Then the cloud burst when she realized that her story may have only given the others more reason to suspect her.
"-ah, eh, never mind," said Rainbow, "Not helping." The group of Wonderbolts huddled up and whispered to each other. It wasn't long before they broke apart and Soarin walked up to Rainbow.
"Rainbow Dash, if you can prove that somepony else is behind Spitfire's disappearance before the start of the show, then you can still fly with us," Soarin told her sternly and then turned the rest of the team, "In the meantime, Misty Fly, Blaze, head over to Stormy Flare's house and try to find Spitfire and being her back." Soarin then walked up to Rainbow, "I have to warn you, if you sent that letter, the bylaws are clear. I'd have no choice but to ban you from the Wonderbolts forever. Understand?" Rainbow winced as she backed into the red curtain.
"I understand," said Rainbow, "But how am I gonna prove I didn't send that letter that I didn't send?"
"Good thing for you," said a familiar voice, "Inspector Mario is always on duty." The group turned to see Mario, now wearing a grey trench coat and a matching trilby hat on his head.
"Inspector Mario?!" said Soarin with a puzzled look on his face.
"That is correct my friend," said Mario, "We apparently have a bit of a case here. Spitfire has gone missing and you all believe that Rainbow Dash is the culprit. Well, I happen to have experience in detective work as well as a strong sense of justice. With me here, I can assure you that I will uncover the truth behind this mystery! But...not alone of course. I have my partner to help me get to the bottom of things."
"You mean Twilight is here?" Rainbow asked.
"Unfortunately no," said Mario, "I have a new partner to help me this solve this case!"
"With who?" Rainbow asked.
"With me!" said a voice who's shadow was seen from the shadows. The Wonderbolts turned to see Rarity wearing a satin red detective's trench coat and fancy women's detective hat, "Detective Rarity is on the case, and we are going to get to the bottom of this faster than my costume change!"
"Yeah, what's with the getup?" Rainbow asked, wondering why both Rarity and Mario found wearing their outfits was so necessary.
"Obviously, I am channeling Shadow Spade through these gorgeous garments," said Rarity, "Mario is doing the same to some extent except wearing suits that stallions would wear in the stories. Besides, she would say that the best way to prove that you didn't send the letter is to find out whoever did. First stop - the scene of the crime." Rarity then got to Rainbow's face and then raised a fore-hoof into the air and pointed at something off screen. The Wonderbolts were left speechless as the three ponies went on their way.
Soon, some noir music began to play in the background as the view shifted to black and white. Rainbow just hovered ahead of Rarity and Mario who were both in deep through.
"We had a long road ahead of us, Rainbow Dash, Mario, and I," Rarity narrated, "Well, not too long because we didn't have much time, but the point is...I was up to the challenge." Rarity narrowed her eyes with determination as she let her hat tip forward a bit, but then blinked when she remembered that Mario standing beside her.
"Correction, Mario and I were up to the challenge," Rarity continued, "This maybe our first time working together in a case, but if we can think as one when it comes to fine couture, this should be as easy as pie." Meanwhile with Mario.
"A new case, a new partner," Mario narrated, "I'll admit I have no idea just how good Rarity is with solving mysteries, but I've learned never to underestimate a fashionista on a mission. Many ponies might question why take the chance on her, but I've always been known for taking chances and I knew making Rarity my partner was the right call. She's got the sharpest mind I've ever seen next to my wife and can spot details most ponies wouldn't even notice." Soon they approached the room Spitfire was had stayed in overnight. Rainbow wasted no time searching the drawers for any clues.
"There I was, surveying the crime scene," Rarity narrated, "and looking tres chic while doing it." Rarity then found something on the floor near the door.
"Excuse me, Inspector," said Rarity to Mario, "This must be the envelope for the letter Spitfire got!" Mario headed along side of Rarity as she gave the envelope a sniff.
"Some ponies might find it strange to see a detective sniff something as simple as an envelope," Mario narrated, "But as I said before, my partner's known for uncovering hidden little details and this just might be something worth keeping in mind." Mario sniffled the envelope and gave Rarity a nod as he mentally logged what he had smelled into his mind for later.
"I think there's something inside," Mario told Rarity as she took the envelope with her magic and shook it upside down when something fell out.
"Hmm," Rarity pondered aloud, "These look like hairs from a rainbow mane!" Rarity held the hairs in the air with her fore-hoof. Rainbow gulped.
"That's not good," said Rainbow sadly and hovered away looking very dejected.
"Rainbow Dash was getting antsy," Rarity narrated as she narrowed her eyes and walked up to a mirror, "but I had faith that we could clear her name and find the real culprit. I can only hope my partner felt the same way."
"Things might have taken a turn for the worse at the moment, but this only proved one thing," Mario narrated as he looked at himself in the mirror with a determined look on her face, "somepony was definitely trying to set Rainbow up and I had full faith that my partner and I were going to find out who and why."
"What are you two doing?" said Rainbow as the background color returned.
"Uh, just thinking thoughts," Rarity stammered.
"Same here," said Mario with a sheepish smile before he and Rarity put their game faces back on as Rainbow hovered away.
"Rainbow Dash was right," Rarity narrated as she and Mario walked out of the room and down the hallway, "In order to solve this mystery, we had to be focused. Driven. One hundred percent in the-" Rarity thoughts were interrupted when she noticed the curtains.
"Ooh! The damask pattern on these curtains is exquisite!" said Rarity excitedly.
"Mom certainly had fine tastes in curtain fabrics," said Mario as he used his magic to extend one side of the curtains that wasn't held in its bind and sniffed it, "wouldn't you agree Detective?" Rarity leaned for a closer look, diving the curtain a discreet sniff as well.
"Oh, I agree, Inspector, and this velvet rope-holder," Rarity remarked as she looked at the opposite curtain, "-oh, it's just-"
"We don't have time to look at the decor!" Rainbow snapped annoyingly, "They're gonna kick me out of the Wonderbolts unless we solve this thing!"
"Impatient as always my dear Dashie," Mario narrated, "She may be known as the element of loyalty, but unless a pony can solve her problems quickly, her impatience can make her seem as if she doesn't trust or have faith in her friends. But that isn't the case, Rainbow thinks she can mask it, but I see right through it. Rainbow was getting scared and she was lashing out at us because what we're doing doesn't make sense to her. But rest assured, what were doing does make sense...to Rarity and myself that is..."
"I know, Rainbow," said Rarity, "But Mario and I are on this case like a charm on a bracelet."
"That's right, Rainbow," said Mario, "Just trust us okay." Rainbow just groaned inwardly and gave a very reluctant nod.
"Since we've pretty much covered the scene of the crime," said Mario as he pondered, "We need to figure out what to do next. Any suggestions, Detective?"
"Here's what I'm thinking, Inspector," said Rarity, "Somepony had to bring Spitfire that letter, which means somepony must have seen them!" Rarity then pointed at the guards. The three guards were just minding their own business when Mario appeared before them.
"Hey, Mario!" said the first guard, "long time no see!"
"How can we help you?" said the second guard, whose name was Spearhead.
"We're currently doing an investigation regarding a missing Wonderbolt," said Mario as he tipped his hat forward, "Mind if we ask you to give a testimony?" It wasn't long before the view went to black and white again as the three stallions sat side by side on a table, looking a bit puzzled.
"Inspector Mario and I have a few questions for you," said Rarity as she and Mario appeared in the background, "and I'm sure once we get some things cleared up, we'll-"
"Come on, Rarity and Mario, we don't have all day!" Rainbow snapped impatiently as the view returned to being in color.
"Okay, okay!" Mario retorted annoyingly, "We'll just combine the testimony and cross-examination okay."
"Fine!" Rainbow replied hastily and got into the face of one guard, "where were you on the night of last night at midnight?!"
"We were here, guarding the hallway entrance like we're supposed to," the first guard answered. Mario was about to call "HOLD IT!" when Rarity stopped him in the background. Mario glared but Rarity then whispered something to him. Mario, for the second time that day, was pleased with her idea and remained respectfully silent as Rainbow went to interject.
"A likely story," Rainbow remarked with her fore-hooves on the table.
"I'm telling you, we were there all night," said the first guard, "and no pony went in or out of that hallway."
"Except for you," said Spearhead as a matter of fact.
"What are you tryin' to say?!" Rainbow asked defensively as she got into Spearhead's face.
"Just that there are only two rooms in the northwestern wing, yours and Spitfires," Spearhead explained, "So the only other pony who had access to that wing was you." Rainbow leaned away in shock. Rarity and Mario watched the scene quietly.
"I knew if Rainbow kept interfering with the investigation that she would seal her own fate," Mario narrated, "But I'm not too worried, Rarity wouldn't interrupt my cross examination if she didn't have some sort of trick up her sleeve."
"The waters were getting choppy," Rarity narrated, "Rainbow Dash's tactics were, well, horrid, and my partner could see that as clear as crystal. it was time for another approach." Rarity then gestured for Mario to follow, which he did. Within two seconds, they were ready.
"Perhaps We should take it from here!" said Rarity as the view went back to black and white. Rainbow and the three guards turned to see Rarity reclining on a chasse sofa wearing a fancy dress with a feather boa and hairpin. Mario was standing nearby wearing a vest with an undershirt and a pair of matching slacks and dress shoes on his hind hooves. Rainbow winced when she saw them and their new outfits. Rarity gave the three guards a charming smile.
"You castle guards have such a difficult job," said Rarity as she walked up to the guards with Mario standing a short distance away, "I'm guessing that at times it can be rather...boring."
"It is," the first guard replied, "I've counted all three hundred and forty five bolts in the ceiling tiles two hundred and ninety three times! Alot of us miss the days when Mario was here as a little colt. He used to keep us company back in the day while we were on duty. He even used to bring us cookies from time to time."
"Oh, those were the good old days," said the second guard, "Nopony could rival his chocolate chip cookies." Mario couldn't help but crack a smile as Rainbow just groaned annoyingly.
"And of course being a castle guard can be thankless work," Rarity adding in her charming tone, "I'm not saying that you did, but if you took a break, you more than deserved it."
"Oh, you're right," said the first guard, "We don't get a lot of recognition for what we do. At least not since Mario left for Ponyville."
"Except for last night when somepony was nice enough to leave a cake for us," said Spearhead.
HOLD IT!
"So you do admit that despite claiming you were on guard duty all night," said Mario as he decided to step into the cross-examination, "that there was one instance where you the three of you took a break."
"Y-yes," said Spearhead nervously, "That was the only time. Somepony left a cake for us. So we did take a little break when we ate that cake." Rainbow looked a bit concerned when Rarity bashed her out of the way.
HOLD IT!
"What kind of cake was it?" Rarity asked as she and Mario returned to their detective outfits.
"Cherry with a custard filling," said the first guard.
"Was the frosting vanilla or chocolate?" Rarity asked as she leaned on the table on her stomach.
"Chocolate," the first guard replied.
"Was the base of the cake decorated with buttercream rosettes?" Rarity asked next.
"It was," the first guard replied with a stunned look on his face.
"Ugh, who cares how it was decorated?!" Rainbow bellowed.
"Rainbow Dash was questioning my methods," Rarity narrated as her eyes looked from side to side, "But I knew what I was doing."
"Do you?" Rainbow asked as the view returned back to color.
"Oh, oh, oh," said Rarity, "Did I say that one out loud?"
"Sometimes a pony forgets that when they talk to themselves that their thoughts can be said out loud," Mario narrated, "Happens to the best of us..."
"Why thank you, darling," said Rarity as Mario blinked and blushed.
"Yeah...it happens to me too," Mario remarked sheepishly and then quickly recomposed himself.
"As I was trying to say," Mario narrated with a stern look on his face, "Every detail is important, including the components of that cake these guards ate last night."
"I mean," said Rainbow, "Even I think I'm guilty at this point! I really did want to fly in that show! What if I wrote that note when I was asleep?! Do you know what I do when I sleep?! Because I sure don't!"
"Oh, calm down, Rainbow Dash," said Rarity, "We'll get to the bottom of this."
"Did any of you see who gave you the cake?" Mario asked the guards.
"No, we didn't," Spearhead replied, "If anypony snuck in, they did so during that small break we took to eat the cake."
"I see," said Mario, "That's all the questions we've got for you three. Thank you for your time and I've left some of those cookies you guys love in the break room." The guards smiled and then went back to their post.
"Well, Detective," said Mario to Rarity, "I think we both know where to go next for the investigation."
"I agree, Inspector," said Rarity, "There's only one bakery in Canterlot that makes a chocolate cherry cake with custard filling and buttercream rosettes and that's..."
"...Cinnamon Chai's Tea and Cake Shop!" Rarity and Mario said together. It was then the black and white view returned. Mario was wearing a casual suit with a necktie and a matching fedora hat. Rarity was wearing a long sleeved dress with a frilly ribbon on the front, a pair of low heeled short boots with gold cufflinks in the sides and ribbons on the back of them, and her mane was tied back in a simple but elegant ponytail.
"Hello, how can I help you?" Cinnamon Chai greeted as Mario and Rarity walked up to her with Rainbow hovering behind them.
"I could feel my stomach rumbling as Rarity carried on the conversation," Mario narrated, "but I was a stallion on a mission. I needed to clear my best friend's name. There was no time for delicious treats at the moment. While I seem cool and collected on the outside, my soul is pressed against the display window weeping his eyes out. SO HUNGRY!" Mario felt a small tear exit his eye but quickly wiped it away before anypony could notice.
"We've heard you have the best chocolate cherry custard cake with buttercream frosting rosettes in town!" said Rarity.
"Ah, you two travel in the right circle!" Cinnamon Chai replied, "We have the only chocolate cherry custard cake with buttercream frosting rosettes in town!"
"It must be a very popular cake," Mario remarked as he pointed toward the display window to show that the spot where the cake would be was empty.
"Oh, no," said Rarity, "But somepony's already bought it! Who was the lucky pony?" Cinnamon Chai just had a blank look on her face.
"I can't even say!" said Cinnamon Chai.
"Why?" Rarity asked, "Because it was somepony famous?"
"Or did they ask you not to tell anypony they had purchased the cake?" Mario asked as well.
"Neither of those," Cinnamon Chai replied as a cloud appeared above her head as she described the pony, "She was wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and a scarf around her head that covered most of her face. But I do remember she had really deep, raspy voice."
"What do you mean, raspy?" Rainbow asked, making Cinnamon Chai's thought cloud burst.
"Well, kinda like yours," Cinnamon Chai pointed out. Rainbow flinched and gulped.
"If there's anything else you can remember, dish," said Rarity as she and Mario scooted in front of Rainbow.
"Well, have I got a story for the two of you!" Cinnamon Chai replied, "The pony who bought the cake threw a big fit when she accidentally got chocolate ganache on her scarf!"
"That's terrible!" said Rarity.
"Chocolate stains can be almost impossible to clean," said Mario, "especially when it comes to satin or silk scarves."
"Indeed," said Rarity, "What color was the scarf?"
"White!" Cinnamon Chai replied, "No, maybe more an ivory..."
"You don't say!" Rarity exclaimed with interest.
"That is interesting," Mario added.
"I can't believe you're both talking about fashion at a time like this!" Rainbow yelled from the background as the view returned to color.
"Rainbow, don't panic," said Rarity as she and Mario looked at the enraged Pegasus, "I need you to trust us."
"Trust you?!" Rainbow retorted angrily, "You've both spent more time changing clothes than trying to help me! I'm doomed!"
"No, you're not!" said Rarity, "Come on!"
"We're almost done with our investigation," Mario added. He and Rarity thanked Cinnamon Chair for her time and then the three ponies headed on their way.
The view then went back to being black and white once again as a stallion began to play a smooth jazzy tune with his instrument as it started to rain. Rarity and Mario were both holding an umbrella above their heads to keep dry. They were also back in their detective outfits. Rainbow just hovered behind them, getting wet and not caring at all about it.
"Rainbow Dash was obviously upset," Rarity narrated as they walked down the street, "But I had all my ducks in a row. Except one." As Rarity was narrating, a little row of ducks walked down the street in the opposite direction. When Rarity mentioned all but one, a single duck tripped and landed in a little puddle before getting back up and went to catch up with its family.
"She's not going to like it," said Rarity, "but there was only one way to find out if my...our suspicions were correct." Rarity looked to see Rainbow looking very depressed. She then turned to Mario and gave him a determined look. Mario returned the expression with his own.
"Just as I had figured," Mario narrated, "Rarity appears to have all the puzzle pieces we need to settle this case. Though I'll admit, I didn't expect all the clues to come up with such conclusion. Of course, this wouldn't be a real mystery if the investigation results were predictable. Now is the time to put those puzzle pieces into place. I just hope Rainbow will understand what we're about to do." Mario looked back to see how sad Rainbow looked.
"It's always this part of the case that I liked the least," Mario remarked.
"Same here, darling," Rarity replied, "But we have to uncover the truth."
"I know," said Mario quietly, "I know."
With the view now back in color again, the other Wonderbolts were waiting inside the stadium backstage room. Misty Fly and Blaze had just returned. Soarin was in the middle of eating a pie when they walked inside the room.
"We looked everywhere," said Blaze, "but Spitfire wasn't at her mom's house!"
"Where could she be?" Stormy asked worried. Wind Rider was just sitting nearby, but didn't look too concerned. It was then the door burst open as Rarity, Mario, and Rainbow stood before them as the view went back to black and white again.
"Inspector Mario and Detective Rarity have found the culprit!" Rarity announced. The other Wonderbolts just exchanged puzzled looks as Soarin gulped down the piece of pie in his mouth.
"Somepony sent Spitfire away and framed Rainbow Dash for it," said Rarity as she and Mario walked forward together, "And that pony was none other than...Wind Rider." Both Rarity and Mario did a Phoenix Wright pose as they pointed a fore-hoof at the elderly Wonderbolt as some lightning crackled. The other Wonderbolts gasped as Rainbow made a long face and face-hoofed herself.
The view then turned back into color when Rainbow recovered.
"Rarity, Mario," said Rainbow angrily before hovering over to the elderly stallion, "I can't believe you would accuse Wind Rider of framing me! He's a living legend for pony's sake!"
"Dashie," said Mario with a firm tone, "I'm also considered by many ponies to be a living legend! But that doesn't mean that I can do no wrong! Wind Rider may be a celebrity, but that doesn't mean that he's got immunity for his crimes! Isn't that right Detective?"
"Correct, Inspector," said Rarity confidently, "All the evidence points to him!"
"Peh!" Rainbow snorted as she hovered over to both Rarity and Mario, "What evidence could you both possibly have? All you both did was ask about cake, admire decor, and change outfits a gazillion times! I get you two think of each others like twin siblings, but the fact you two are behaving so alike really creeps me out!" Rainbow didn't hesitate hovering over to a cake, fiddling with a curtain, and then smacked their hats off of their heads. Mario and Rarity just rolled their eyes.
"That's just how strong our friendship is, Rainbow," said Mario, "We just know how to think and act like one pony, but were getting off topic here. Our focus right now is Wind Rider."
"Do you mind if I present our case, Inspector?" Rarity asked Mario.
"Ladies first, Detective," Mario replied in a chivalrous tone.
"Thank you," said Rarity as she stepped forward, "Let me explain. I never believed you would send Spitfire away." Wind Rider just glared at Rarity as she pulled out a baggy with Rainbow's mane hairs inside of it.
"When we found the rainbow hairs in Spitfire's room, we could tell they didn't fell out," Rarity continued, "They...were cut! Nopony loses their hair in a chunk. And look at the ends. It's a straight line! They were clearly cut with shears, which means somepony planted it!"
"It also means that somepony snapped Rainbow's mane when she wasn't looking," said Mario, "and used the hair to intentionally make it seem that she was the one at fault!"
"Precisely," said Rarity as a flashback was seen of Rarity and Mario searching Spitfire's room and Rainbow was just sitting on the bed and kicking her hind legs impatiently, "Then when we were examining Spitfire's room, I smelled something on the envelope. Mario smelled it as well. Juniper Phoenix, Wind Rider's cologne of choice!" Rarity and Mario were seen sniffing the envelope and exchanging smirks with each other. The flashback continued as Rarity and Mario were admiring the curtains and Rainbow was leaning against a pillar with an annoyed look on her face.
"Then, in the castle hallway," Rarity continued, "Mario and I noticed some of the damask curtains fell out of their velvet rope-holder, indicating that somepony had been hiding behind them! Perhaps after they dropped off the fake letter?" Rarity gave Wind Rider a stern glare and the elderly stallion returned the look.
"Might I mention that the curtains also had the Juniper Phoenix scent on them as well," Mario added, "Coincidence? I think not!"
"Juniper Phoenix is very popular fragrance," said Wind Rider indignantly, "and anypony could have moved those curtains!"
OBJECTION!
Wind Rider was left stunned as Mario gave him a stern glare.
"I was discussing the rarity, pardon the pun, about your particular fragrance with Princess Celestia," Mario pointed out, "and it turns out that Juniper Phoenix is one of the most expensive fragrances on the cologne market. Only high prestige ponies, such as yourself, can afford it."
"That still doesn't prove that I was the one who sent Spitfire away or that I framed Rainbow Dash," said Wind Rider.
"Precisely why I questioned the castle guards!" said Rarity confidently as a flashback showed two guards standing at the doorway when a third guard joined up with them, "They were at their post at the entrance to the hallway all night, except for a small window of time when somepony brought them cake." It was then a mysterious looking pony gave the three guards the cake. Then the view went back to color and inside the backstage room.
"A cake that was ordered by a girl pony with a raspy voice!" said Rarity.
"But it wasn't exactly a girl pony," Mario added, "we spoke to the pony who sold them the cake and said that the voice was a deep raspy voice. Rainbow's voice might be a raspy, but her voice tone isn't deep. Only a male pony mimicking a raspy voice could have been mistaken as a girl! Besides..." Mario then shifted his own voice so he sounded exactly like Rainbow, "I'm the only stallion who can mimic her voice perfectly cause I'm awesome!" Mario then felt a fore-hoof pushed against his lips.
"Mario, you're my best friend and I love you, but please don't do that again," Rainbow asked in an uneasy tone. Mario cleared his throat so his voice was back to normal.
"Sorry," said Mario.
"How do we know you didn't send the cake so you could send Spitfire away, Mario?" Wind Rider shot back.
OBJECTION!
"That isn't possible," said Rarity, "Mario was at helping me work on some dresses for the boutique back at Canterlot Carousel. We were there until two in the morning."
TAKE THAT!
"And I had a broken stitch on my uniform that night," said Fleetfoot, "Mario was kind enough to help me fix it right then and there despite it being so late. He was really nice about it even after I teased him for being so good at sewing. He never had any time to order or pick up a cake!"
TAKE THAT!
"In addition," said Rarity as flashback was seen of a disguised pony holding the cake and trying to avoid passerbys, "Whoever ordered the cake got a chocolate stain on "her" ivory scarf..." The disguised pony noticed the chocolate on their scarf as the flashback ended.
"And I couldn't help but notice that Wind Rider's scarf is tied up in a tight Windsor knot instead of its usual loose slipknot," Rarity continued as Wind Rider rolled his eyes, "And why is that? Is it to hide..."Rarity and Mario both used their magic to untie his scarf, "...the chocolate stain?!" The Wonderbolts and Stormy all gasped at seeing the very stain on Wind Rider's scarf.
"Ah this is preposterous," said Wind Rider as he hovered away from the two detectives, "Wonderbolts, you don't believe a word of this right?"
"The jig is up Wind Rider," said Mario, "As my partner pointed out, all the evidence points to you."
TAKE THAT!
"And if you need one more proof," Mario continued as he used his magic to pull a pair of shearing scissors right out of Wind Rider's pocket, "These are the very scissors used to cut Rainbow's mane!" It was then Wind Rider finally flinched from Mario's critical strike.
"Just admit it!" Rarity added sternly, "You're as guilty of framing Rainbow Dash as you are of ruining that ivory scarf!"
"Ah, fine!" Wind Rider snapped angrily, "You caught me! I did it!"
"But, why, Wind Rider?!" Rainbow asked in a shocked and hurt tone, "Was it because I took the last broccoli and you really, really wanted it?" Wind Rider just gave Rainbow a blank look.
"Unfortunately," said Mario, "His reason for all of this was even more petty than that!"
"Mario's right," said Rarity, "it was because he was afraid that you would break his long-distance Wonderbolt record! We heard him when Spitfire said you were close to breaking his record. He said, and I quote..." A flashback was seen of them all chatting together at the dinner, "..."heh-heh"..." the view then returned to the present as Rarity continued and paced about, "That's the polite but disingenuous laugh you make when you want to seem happy but really you're not." Wind Rider snorted.
"I thought if I could get Rainbow Dash kicked out of the Wonderbolts forever, my record could be preserved," Wind Rider confessed.
"Really?" Rainbow exclaimed as she approached him, "That is so not cool. And I thought you were the coolest Wonderbolt ever. Until now."
"I did what I had to do to protect my record!" Wind Rider snapped, "Sometimes you gotta play dirty to be the best!"
"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said Mario, "Despite getting a large ego during my prime on the racetrack, I never stooped to doing what you did to preserve my records!"
"That explains why you were so easy taken out by Spitfire!" Wind Rider shot back, "If you had been more assertive like I did, you might still be the best racer of all time and not have had your legs shattered by a second class racer!" Everypony winced as Mario lowered his head for a good two seconds before giving Wind Rider a dark glare.
"If you really think that your behavior would have preserved my status on the race track, then you are gravely mistaken," said Mario, "My arrogance and selfish attitude were what caused my downfall! Spitfire took me out easily not because I let my guard down, but because I made enough enemies on the racetrack that wanted to see me be completely destroyed. If I had been more humble and appreciated those who had loved and supported me, maybe things would have been different. But if there is one thing that my accident taught me, it was that racing is more than just winning and being the best. A real racer competes because they love to race, and not for fame and records. Records and fame come and go, but the memories and the friends you make during that journey are what are going to matter the most when your time to shine comes to an end. You shouldn't have to stoop so low as to sabotage the next generation of flyers just to maintain your own sense of selfish pride!"
"Oh puh-lease!" Wind Rider retorted, "You can't compare your racing career with being a Wonderbolt! When it comes to being the best, it's every pony for themselves!"
"That's not what being a Wonderbolt is all about," said Rainbow sternly.
"She's right!" Soarin added, "Wonderbolts look out for each other! Which reminds me, where is Spitfire?"
"I sent her the letter pretending to be Stormy Flare," said Wind Rider as Rarity and Mario joined Rainbow in the background, "I told her I had Pegasitus, and the only cure is the ice iris in the Crystal Mountains."
"No wonder she's been gone so long," said Rainbow, "Ice irises are almost impossible to find in Spring!"
"So you spent Spitfire in a life-risking wild goose chase just to protect a stupid record!" Mario exclaimed angrily, "When I'm done with you-"
"Easy, Mario," said Rarity, "Wind Rider will gets what coming to him, but right now, we need to get Spitfire back!"
"The Crystal Mountains are too far for anypony to make it there and back before the royal garden opening!" said Soarin, "Rainbow Dash, we need you to fly in Spitfire's place!"
"But Spitfire shouldn't have to miss this!" said Rainbow, "I'm gonna get her!"
"But you'll never make it in time!" Soarin protested. Rainbow pondered.
"Maybe not alone," said Rainbow before she turned to give Mario a determined smile, "But I've got the fastest flyer here as my best friend." The Wonderbolts were stunned.
"Wait...Mario is...faster than you?" Soarin exclaimed.
"Indeed," said Rarity, "Last time his flight top speed was measured, he was at Mach 1.8."
"That's impossible!" said Wind Rider, "Nopony can fly at over 1300 miles per hour!"
"But Mario can," said Rainbow confidently, "Let's go rescue Spitfire!" Mario quickly made a screen appear and disappear as he changed into an aviators jacket and his targeting visor.
"I'm ready when you are!" said Mario confidently.
"Then there's no time to lose!" said Rainbow as they both zoomed off at high speed. Some of the other Wonderbolts watched as Mario gave Rainbow a speed horseshoe and with a double Sonic Rainboom, they both zoomed away at Mario's top speed.
Later Soarin and Stormy were chatting with each other with worried looks on their faces. Blaze was keeping watch from the window. Rarity just kept her eyes on Wind Rider, who was just giving the marshmallow mare a death glare.
"Rainbow Dash and Mario are still gone!" said Blaze worriedly.
"Oh, don't panic!" said Rarity calmly, "If I know Rainbow Dash and Mario, they'll come through." Wind Rider just rolled his eyes. Then the door burst open. And there was Rainbow, Mario, and Spitfire. Poor Spitfire was out of breath from flying so fast.
"Spitfire, you're back!" said Soarin, "I can't believe you made it!"
"I wouldn't have, if Rainbow Dash and Mario hadn't found me so fast!" said Spitfire, still out of breath, "Gave me enough time to fly back! I also had no idea Mario could fly so fast!"
"Told ya I was getting better," Mario teased as Spitfire gave him a playful shove to the side. Wind Rider just rolled his eyes annoyingly again as the blue Pegasus walked up to Rarity.
"Rare, I couldn't have done it without you and Mario," Rainbow told her, "And I'm sorry I doubted the both of you. But why didn't you tell me what you two were doing?"
"Well, we didn't want to get your hopes up until we were sure," Rarity replied as Mario stood beside her and now back in his detective's outfit, "I even had to keep Mario from saying anything because I wanted that assurance. And I couldn't be sure until we saw that chocolate stain."
"Thank you both for believing in me," said Rainbow, "even when I was doubting you. I'm some friend huh?"
"Actually, you're quite a good friend," said Rarity, "You went to get Spitfire, even though it meant you couldn't fly today."
"That alone shows that you're putting the needs of others ahead of yourself," said Mario, "I'm proud of ya, Dashie." Spitfire, Soarin, and Stormy all smiled.
"Thanks Mario," said Rainbow and sighed, "I'll get my chance one day."
"Or today," said Spitfire as she hovered near Wind Rider, "How'd you like Wind Rider's spot in the show?" Wind Rider was shocked.
"Uh, w-w-what? Y-You can't do this to me!" Wind Rider protested, "I'm one of the greatest Wonderbolts there ever was!"
"Not anymore!" said Spitfire, "For attempting to frame Rainbow Dash and insulting not just my best friend and legend, but also Equestria's Prince of Friendship, I hereby strip you of your Wonderbolt status!" Spitfire quickly tore off Wind Rider's Wonderbolt pin and Fleetfoot escorted the stallion out of the room.
"So, would you like to fly with us?" Soarin asked Rainbow Dash.
"Would I!?" Rainbow replied excitedly and then flew into the air to victory dance and cheering again, "Woo-hoo! Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, aww yeah..."
"Uh, Rainbow Dash?" Soarin called out as he and Spitfire gave the blue Pegasus some smirks. Rainbow froze in mid-air and blushed in embarrassment.
"Coming!" said Rainbow as she headed out with Spitfire and Soarin as Rarity and Mario exchanged a high-hoof and followed close behind.
Outside, the view turned back to black and white as Rarity and Mario watched the Wonderbolts take to the skies.
"So our friend got her moment in the sun," Rarity narrated as Rainbow flew through a flower made out of clouds, "Or the center of an aerial flower, as the case may be. And as for us? We got a chance to show off our Royally Mystique Chic collection!"
"And so concludes another case," Mario narrated, "It just goes to show you that even our heroes aren't immune to causing trouble. It's a shame a pony with so much experience could do something so immature. Guess it shows that wisdom doesn't just come from age alone, but rather from accepting and learning from your own mistakes. What's next for me you might ask? Who's to say? Maybe I'll return for another case, or maybe I won't. All I know is that thanks to my partner, we made sure that justice prevailed once again!"
"That's nice dear," said Stormy, making both Rarity and Mario flinch and then blush heavily as the view returned to color.
"Oh, did I say that out loud?" Rarity replied sheepishly.
"Eh-Heh, my bad," Mario remarked in the same embarassed tone. Stormy just chuckled to herself and continued to enjoy the aerial show.
Later that night, Mario was at Canterlot Castle in his old bedroom writing a special message to Twilight. He had just sent it away using a spell similar to Spike's fire breath magic when he heard a knock on the door.
"My work is never done," Mario sighed tiredly as he used his magic to open the door. There before him was Rainbow. He was stunned to see that she was crying.
"Dashie, what's wrong?" Mario asked worriedly as Rainbow just buried her face into his shoulder and continued crying. Mario wasted no time wrapping his fore-legs around her.
"Come have a seat over here, Dashie," said Mario softly as he closed the door and guided her inside and toward to the edge of his bed. Rainbow was still sobbing quietly as she sat on the edge of Mario's bed and the alicorn sat beside her while holding her close for a single fore-leg.
"I-I-I am sorry," Rainbow hiccupped.
"Don't be," said Mario, "It's obviously a big deal if you're crying. What's upsetting you?" Rainbow sniffled.
"I...I am thinking about quitting the Wonderbolts," Rainbow sobbed.
"Why?" Mario asked gently, "because of what happened?" Rainbow nodded.
"They all just turned on me so easily," Rainbow sobbed, "they didn't even give me the benefit of the doubt. So Spitfire went missing and they all just pointed the fore-hoof at me. All because of Wind Rider. I looked up to him and he went and did that to me?! All because of a stupid record! Then Soarin...he just believes him...after everything I've done for him. He just thinks I would do that to Spitfire...thanks alot, Soarin! And to think I like you. There! I said it! I'm not saying I've got a crush on him, but I do like him and he hurt me! Oh sweet Celestia I sound so girly right saying that!" Rainbow cried harder as Mario just held her close until she had calmed down a little.
"Rainbow, it's okay," said Mario gently, "There's nothing wrong with how you feel right now. Sure, they did let you take Wind Rider's place, but they still owed you an apology and I know that they never gave it to you."
"They didn't," said Rainbow sadly, "But if I speak to Spitfire, she'll just say they did apologize by letting me fly and say that's that. I'll just come up looking like a weak crybaby!" Mario snorted.
"Spitfire would say that," said Mario, "You know I've heard of actions speaking louder than words, but would it kill a pony to just say "I'm sorry"? No! In the morning I'm gonna give Spitfire a piece of my mind."
"Don't bother," said Rainbow bitter, "They're obviously only loyal to each other. Being a reserve has no value to them! That's why I'm thinking of quitting! First they make me feel like I have to be reckless to be the best. Now they're showing that they don't stand by to defend their own reserves when they're wrongfully accused! I can't believe I ever thought I wanted to be part of a group like that!"
"Rainbow, please," said Mario, "I don't really..."
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!
Rainbow and Mario were stunned to hear somepony knocking on Mario's door.
"I'm gonna..." Rainbow began as she went to leave.
"If they have a problem with you crying, they're gonna hear it from me!" said Mario, "Besides, I don't want you leaving right now! Please stay and trust me!" Rainbow wanted to protest, but she had learned her lesson about not trusting her friends.
"Okay," said Rainbow as she grabbed a nearby tissue and blew her nose on it and tossed it into a nearby waste basket. She tried to stop her tears, but despite her best efforts, she couldn't make them stop streaming down her cheeks and whimpered. Mario opened the door and was surprised to see Soarin.
"Hey, Mario," said Soarin, "I saw Rainbow heading this way and she looked really upset. Do you...oh..." Soarin noticed Rainbow was crying. Rainbow just sighed.
"Now you know I am not as tough as you think I am," Rainbow spat feebly as she sniffled. Soarin snorted.
"Not all Wonderbolts believe in tough love like Spitfire does," said Soarin, "Even I know that letting you fly doesn't excuse the fact the team never gave you an apology for falsely accusing you. In fact, that's why I'm here. I was the one who let the team accuse you and I wanted to say: I'm deeply sorry, Rainbow Dash." Rainbow just looked at Soarin. She could tell he was being sincere, but she still didn't feel better.
"Why?" She asked.
"What do you mean?" Soarin asked.
"Why did you think I would do something like that?" said Rainbow sadly, "I'll admit that I can be a bit over-competitive, but I would never do something like that..." Soarin sighed.
"I know, Rainbow Dash," said Soarin quietly, "I guess I just jumped the gun because I think of Spitfire like my little sister. So when I heard she had been sent off like that, my protective instincts kicked in. I just got so angry at the idea of somepony hurting Spitfire that I jumped to conclusions and believed everypony accusing you. That doesn't excuse what I did, but I didn't mean to hurt you." Rainbow just looked at him sadly.
"Doesn't change the fact that the Wonderbolts only look out for teammates only," said Rainbow, "Anything less doesn't matter. I don't know if I want to be part of a team like that..."
"Now you listen here, Rainbow Dash," said Soarin sternly, "Believe me when I say the Wonderbolts do look out for each other regardless if you're on the team or a reserve. We might not have been there for you today, but I can assure that we will be from now on. You've already earned our trust. And my apology does come from the rest of the team. We hope you'll stay on the reserves because Spitfire does want to make you part of the main team someday." Rainbow smiled.
"Okay," said Rainbow, "Thanks for the apology. I'm sorry you had to see me like this..."
"No worries," said Soarin, "Between you and me, Spitfire cries quite a bit, but you didn't hear it from me!" Rainbow chuckled.
"Well, I kinda figured since Mario told me she does," said Rainbow, "But I know she won't admit it so I'll keep it a secret."
"Good," said Soarin, "I'm glad I was able to help you feel better. Just know that anything like this ever happens again, the Wonderbolts have your back! I've got your back." Soarin gave Rainbow a wink, making the blue Pegasus blush light pink.
"Thanks..." said Rainbow shyly, unable to look at him.
"See you later, Rainbow Dash," said Soarin. He then gave Mario a hoof-bump before leaving the room and Mario closed the door. Rainbow sighed as she was finally able to dry her eyes.
"Feeling better now?" Mario asked.
"Yeah," said Rainbow, "And I can see where Soarin was coming from about being protective over Spitfire. I know if it had been me, you might have done the same thing." Mario chuckled and sighed.
"Yeah...I would like to hope I wouldn't falsely accuse somepony like that," said Mario, "but even I've let my anger cloud my judgment."
"True," said Rainbow, "But it is very sweet when you look for us. Thanks for being such a good friend." Rainbow then surprised Mario by kissing the side of his head and then rolled her eyes annoyingly.
"Seesh, why am I acting so girly tonight?" Rainbow complained.
"Because you're comfortable doing so around me," said Mario, "and because I don't give you a hard time about it." Rainbow just chuckled.
"Yeah, and you do treat me like a lady despite that fact that I can act rather brash," Rainbow replied, "Thanks for everything Mario."
"Always glad to help my friend and sister," said Mario as Rainbow said good night and goodbye. Mario just watched her fly off and then closed the door. Today had been an eventful day.
"I often wonder why I do this job," Mario narrated as the view turned black and white and he watched Rainbow disappear out of sight, "Now I suddenly remembered that it is the satisfaction of seeing my friends happy. I'll do anything to help my friends. So as long as there is a friend in need..." Mario put his inspector's hat back on his head and put on a determined look on his face.
"...Inspector Mario is ALWAYS on duty!"
And that concludes this chapter. Hope you enjoyed the alternate ending that had plenty of Soarin-Dash love for those who ship them together!
I had originally hoped to make Mario more comedic for this chapter, but this episode didn't really have an opportunity for alot of comedy so I kept Mario much more competent and mysterious to fit the image Rarity was portraying with her detective character. Hopefully you saw just how well he and Rarity can work together. I did manage to add a little bit of Ace Attorney elements to this chapter, which a fan actually requested from me to do.
Next Time: More Mario and Rarity teamwork! But this time we're adding his little sister Applejack for even more fun, and craziness, as they all head into the Big City! Plus we get the return of character that I personally wish will make a return in season nine and not just discussed in a cameo!
Peace Pony Fans!