Manky mice was now a regular person. A regular crustation American male in the leafy village. Not saying that any other race was less human than he was, he was just more extraodinarly a regular human than everyone else because he was god and made it so. It had been 10 years since he made this decition, and he adapted into this life failly easily. He had a job for a delivery company that dilvered various things.
One day, Manky mice went over to a guys house to develiver paints. The job was a pick off and drop off, and that was exactlely what Manky mice did. The ower and man that this develiery was delivered to, ended the room with a face filled with of an disappointed father.
"Manky mice… Not this garbage again, this is the fiveth time you went to my estate and trashed it will various paints in an assortment of different locations. I am sad and hope that you see my epression fo such sadness. Please explain yourself, and don't run off like the last few times."
"Chilly doog, dis is my delivr'y. I dop off the paint I was paid to all over your couch." Manky mice sighted in a righteous way.
"Drop off simple meens to give the person the supplies, not to trash their house with it.." The sidecharacter said through his teeth in an angry expression convey such a thing.
"Yo! A pile of paint buckets wouldn't have fit this deliver, and I only diliver swag with flavour to its in viralment. Next to the trash paint sploaches, to trash this place is hip hoop dug, dude. A least its not no under in the underside of the coushd, you dip pizza!" Manky mice said in a casual way.
"So you were my paint delivery boy… or human mice for that matter… Just for you to know, I'm an artist, and that art is my life. To dis my art is to dis may." The artist said with grumpy in his tumpy.
"Bae da looks of your place, sue is dat crouch crattle maan. Now both are you're lives are complete and together at last. Go, yo coluer drooler and paint yourself silly with a better life fro 4 shelf." Manky said, right as ever.
"okay", The guy said. Then Manky mice left. Another successful delivery. Manky mice then prosucceeded home. Manky mice didn't have a lot of money, so a thiny little shack was the best he could affort. Being an ordinary human anthropomorphic mice was tedious and boring for Manky mice, but that was the point.
He put his tux on the coat rack and his sombrero on the hat rack and shirt on the shirt rack, and then the shoes he had on- as of before this action – on the shoe box the shoes came in. Then Manky mice has his favourite meal, Turkey and broth. It was boring and bland to Manky mice, but that was the point. Then he prosuckceeded to post his meal on facebook as well as his other 37 social networks. By the time he was done, the food was cold, but that was the point.
Evenutall, Manky at the meal in his digestion and went to bed contemplating his decided that lead him to this point in time. They were boring and mediogre, but that was the point…..
….
Many days past (around 10 years' worth of days), until Manky mice did a solution. He didn't have to live 20 years of boring life if he didn't. Then Manky mice went back in time, killed his past self, and carried on of this handsome human man's stupid life.
He asked around the village. What did it take to get a more interesting life style or career in this ninja village. Fortunitely for Manky mice, he didn't have to do with changing himself has a person. Besides, he was already perfect. All Manky mice needed was to become a ninja in order to advance to more effective and elegant career paths. So Manky mice quit his job and applied to go to school.
Unfortunely, it turns out, he had to start… from the beginning. It might be creepy for people that an adult human mice would be in class with infants, but Manky mice didn't mind. The class was noisy and full of stupid little people. Its not like Manky mice needs friends anyway. Leave him alone.
"Hi, misterw." A little tiny child pestered Manky mice with her annoyingly high pitched voice. Manky mice looked menacingly upon this ameba.
"I'm hinata, are you bee new awound here. What's you're name." The infant continued to have the adacity to speak to a god such as the god Manky mice himself.
Manky mice then sproceeded to grace the girl with his beign presence. "Yo broth. I am Manky mice in the hood y'all bukkerware."
"Are you a real human mice?" The supposed hinata said to her god
"In yo dreams… Also, ye, I actually am. What's it 2 u." Manky mice said while revealing him better personality.
"Okay. What is your….." Hinata was interrupted.
"Quiet yo dank mouth into a crevice and mak jam. The teacher is about to speak about education" Manky mice with a superior interest
" Okay, today class, we are going to be learning how to speak fluent japanese. My name is Kakashi Centsay. Even though it appears we are speaking English in this fanfiction, you must realize that Naruto is a Japanese anime that was filmed live in Japan. Welcome, to Japanology one oh one." The teacher paced back and fortheth and back again. Thinking of what garbage to spuck at the teacher next.
"Yo dank tech in the front of me, dog! Is this going to be relevant at all to my plot or character development in this story". Manky mice said with a slandering, but politically correct, accent in his way of speech.
"No". The teacher formulated as a sign.
"Dismissed" Manky mice said with an absolute power. Everyone left the class. Everyone but the only one person who had stood by his side in this place of lies had left. Those durk bingos! But hinata was alweys their for him.
So he did what any reasonable mice would do. He waited 10 years or then another 10 years arther that one did happened. Because it would be wrong to date such a young girl. No seriously, get that thought out of your head you sicko. If you thought Manky mice wouldn't act humanly and ethically with this young women then you need psychiatric help. He wait until she was of age. Get off his of bakkk.
Anyway, becauser he was in a japan anime world, he had to go on a date.
"Hey grll, u bae red D to date a god" Manky in an almost fancy way. But then he realized that what he said wasn't no cool for girls to hear. So he went back in time killed his past self from like a minute ago, and said something really elegant in place of the handsome and strangely attractive rodent. So elegant that I wouldn't be doing it justice to say it to you; it's a secret. So elegant that Hinata didn't just good on a date, but also married him on the spot.
Later in Manky mice's house. The newly wed couple began to epress the words that every couple would say to themselves.
"Yo girl, that was rad and cool 5 u to married me. 5 because 4 is not hype enough dog, Yeah! 3 cool 5 u dude tea" Manky mice said in a charmying way that made hinata blush.
"Stop it! your 3 kind." She laughed at the reference to him that he spoke a moment ago, but then shushed up in ebarrishment to she Manky mice's non-laughing serious face point right at her.
"Sorry" She said, as she diservesd
After a silence, Many mice went to break the ice. Their was two much big ice chuncks in his pure achololic drink that he was holding for vanity and street cred. After then, he started to talk to this girl that he happen to she in front of him
"Hey bae, what's yo name grl?" Manky mice sent with an unavoidable wink.
"I'm hinata uzumaki" She said with a two eyes wink because she didn't know proper mice conversation mannerism.
"Hinata? Grl dat is stupid name. It sounds like a sonic oc, a bad one. If bae, yo be Allota. Also u married. You have my name in last part of it, bun hun!" Manky mice said in a fun and understanding mannerism.
"Okay" Hinata said with a positive growl.
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After 10 years. Manky mice and Allota mice became closer and had two kids. Manky mice couldn't remember the normal nanmes on their name tags. So he just called the son as a collective name. They were cool, but just weren't as god or as normal as he was, but whatever. Its not like Manky mice cared.
Then one day. Manky mice decided to go back to school. This time though, he didn't decide to start from a class where people didn't know the content of the class they were enrolled in. He was surest that the princeible didn't mind. Infacto, they probably didn't have one. One the second last day of school, Manky mice decided to school up to school. Manky mice stepped in the class room mid sentence.
"…so in conclusion. Ninja skills in this universal is juct saiyan blank style, blank jewsue." The teacher proclaimed rather boldly. So boldly infact, it almost causated the blass to waka up to play with their ninja findget spinners.
"Yo, wat r de blak mate dupe." Manky mice said with a question.
"Anything you want and it does anything" The teacher said while stried someyhing other than a sack a garbage pancakes.
Manky mice then became to exhalded, really hard. "yo tech, dat isstupid idea. I could do that anyway. Mice style, Graduating school and making the teachers ammit how stupd ninja is in a stupid way jewsue." Manky mice
"Darn. As a pathetic teacher, I will wallow in my insignificance." Then he ran off away from Manky mice with a stupid expression in his face muscles.
…
Since he was now a real ninja, he got a job as at joe's real ninja pizza palace plae. Seems ligit. After 10 years of works at a pizza play, something actually note worthy happyening.
"Oh da, we lose a pizza" The pizza man said.
Then the tv man said something. "Some pizza ninja lost his ninja pizza, it must be a mice because it was wit ness by the same dorsal fin berb." The tv man said.
"quickly staff meating", the ninja boos says to his epperorees.
"Doesn't awayone nowb a man of the mice race he was." The ninja boos said
Manky mice grew an offensive, but justicefied look on his face. "Yo burt doomb. That's is racist to my specied. But also yo, I am not mice, I am human male man" Manky mice said with a face of gold.
"Okay" The ninja boos said
Manky mice thought about this on his three second teleport house. Who was this mysterious mice? Why was he here, on an overrated anime about nonja's of all places. Manky mice was confused. Unpon getting home, he sat there, on a chair, thinking about it in a superior way than most human males.
A knock soon come upon the wooded door in a moment swoon ever after
"This is the police and we have just here to arrest you and make you feel oppressed in your civil rights because you are the mice attacking and doing bad things around the leaf village" The police said in unison at two separate times consecutatively. Manky mice didn't have time for the heat, he wasn't a murders. So he pulled out his gun that he placed on the other side of the called and slowly shoot them to death. It showed them, to ascuse them of such an unjustified act, Manky mice was a human of real reason. And his reason was supperioor to everony else's
Also, it turns out that his wife and son was dead. He wasn't sad, he was mice afterall. But he was furiously shocked. So he spent 10 years staying at home thing about it. Fortuniely, he bought them back to life. But spill, that other mice killed them. His own wife and son. Why would they do that? Who could possibely feel negatively or even frightened about Manky mice. He was god. Never the less, his family's temporary death still needed to be avenged. So he went about seeking this mystieour and attractive figure to kill him badly. It was only right…
The end.