Crew of the Enterprise was now sitting at the conference desk ...
„Mr. Data, what do you have? „ Asked Picard
„Nothing on our scanners explains what happened. This nebula should not exist according to all laws of physics. But still there it is ... Data answered.
The only thing we can say for sure is that they are gaps ... Connected to other gaps ... He continued.
„That solves our problem" Screamed Riker
„And our guests? „ Asked Picard „What do they have? „
Data explained further „Their robot has an silly thought about the Idea dimension reality scattered in these reality. In any case, he told me that there must be an idea and thought for everything before it is materialized in reality. We also were supposed to be only an idea. „
„And their computer? Shouldn't it have an iq 6000?" Picard asked.
„I think that's not the case anymore after three million years. But it confirms his theory anyway." Data continued.
Riker roled his eyes „All in all ... We all came to the conclusion that there is nothing out there. With nothing again ... That helps a lot ..."
Picard then tried to calm them all down „ We will make an agreement with our guests what to do next until then we...
„We are the Borg ! ... „ A loud voice blast in and interrupts him. .. „You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile ! „
Crew froze for a second while Lister panically ran into the meeting room ...
„What is that smeg!?" He asked.
„ That's Borg. They delete your personality and make you their dron, after that there is no way back... We have to stay calm and plan our ... „ Riker tried to calm him down.
Lister frowned in disbelief and anger „What are you planning to do?! Do you know what they mean by resistance is futile!? That means we hope that you've been scared enough not to fight back, and you already filled your underwear with your body fluids so we can do our thing and kill you! What can you attack them with?!" He asked.
„ Our torpedoes can not resist Borg's cube ... The inside is fragile but you can't ... „ Data stud up in attempt to calm him again.
„Then it should be sabotaged from the inside!" Lister said in much quieter tone.
"Return us to the Dwarf ... I'm going to Starbug and I'm going into the middle of the cube!" He decided while Rimmer and Kryten also came in the room.
„Fine by me.„ Rimmer smiled crazily
„That's not smart sir... Pleas let us think first..." Kryten cried.
„Anyway, we're going to the Dwarf! From there we know at least how to fight back ... I will not stay here and listen to Borg's orders !" Lister interrupted him.
„Okay ... beam them back." Picard ordered
They walked out and went to the transporter room.
The ship was hit and it shook
„Are they there safely? „ Asked Picard
„They are"
„Then to the battle-stations!" The sirens sounded loudldy
The dwarfers ran trough Red dwarfs corridors and picked up their bazookas.
They watched the corridors carefully and paced ...
„Here it is!" Rimmer screamed and pointed at robot looking human thing that didn't seam to be bothered by them...
„ Looks like the simulant „ Cat whispered
„Shoot him he is coming at us !" Screamed Rimmer again.
They all opened fire at him but Borg just left the flame and continued to walk ...
„Run! „ Screamed Lister
They continued to run ...
„Thank God they are slow as me geting dressed!" Cat commented.
„ I don't want to become that ! „ Lister pointed where drone was.
„Hey guys ! „ Voice and head on the screen scares them
They screamed and jumped only to see Holly with metal borg eye implant ...
„Holly what are you doing?" Lister asked
„What do you think folks? I desguised so they would think I am one of them" Holly smiled
„ I'm going to the middle of that cube ... It's our only chance „ Lister decided
They ran to the Starbug ... The Dwarf was hit and it shook them...
Enterprise managed to hit the Borg cube
„I'm going to the center to sabotage it, and you help Enterprise to destroy the Cube. And if they turn me into that creature, kill me" Lister continued
Kryten tried to stop him „ But sir"
„You heard them. That's the only way." He entered the Starbug and left Kryten squiling.
The Starbug got out of the Dwarf and flew towards the cube ... Both the Enterprise and the Dwarf have had some damage
„ Holly? Where are these cubes most sensitive at?" Asked Lister
„ In the middle ... they have some center and without it they are useless Dave" Holly answered.
Borg did not react to Starbug and Lister managed to go through the crack in the cube
Drones ignored him ... He was lurking and staring at them with bazooka in the air ...
But when he was close to the center several drones managed to grab him and started pulling him ... They tried to assimilate him when he shoot from bazooka and blew up the consoles.. Drones stoped and started to shake on the ground,
„Smeg!" He laughed proudly
He ran back to the Bug while Cube slowly exploded part by part ... partly because of sabotage... and partly because of fasors and guns from ships.
One detonation pushed Starbug from it's course and alarms sounded...
„Holly ! ?"
„ You are going straigt into the black-hole. All controls are out Dave"
„Smeg ! „
Few more detonations just pushed Starbug closer and into one blackhole and it started to spinn out of control.
The dwarfers have already been celebrating their winning hit when that happened
„Mr. Lister ! „ Squiled Kryten
„Holly where did he end up?" Asked Rimmer.
„ I lost contact with Starbug, but the last thing I know is detonation has pushed him into a black hole"
One black hole gets a silver glint and Starbug was flying out of it
„He was only bragging that idiot" Rimmer commented
„I knew he was well ... I just knew" Shouted Kryten
Lister shows up on a screen with wide smile on his face
„Are you happy now? You did your dose of crazy stuff for today..." Rimmer commented
„Rimmer shut up! Guys these are passages ... If we choose the right one we are home „ Lister responded