Request from jacpin2002: BonKai-"I could have gone my whole fucking life without knowing about this, but no, life hates me so now I have to acknowledge this shit!"

Bonnie was not having the best night. She was having a drink with Caroline at the Mystic Grill. Jo's wedding was tomorrow morning and the heretic situation was under control otherwise, there would be no wedding. All in all, life in Mystic Falls was peaceful, which was pissing her off to no end because that peace was owed to Kai Parker.

I should have left him in to bleed to death in 1904, she thought having a sip of her bourbon. It was the same crap Damon drank and in her time in the prison world, it had actually grown on her.

But oh no, she had let Kai go with a warning. She had stabbed him within an inch of his life and had warned him, if he ever came near her again or tried to kill anyone she cared about, she would finish the job.

Maybe if his life hadn't been tied to the entire Gemini coven, she would have actually killed him. But as much as she hated him, she still didn't hate him enough to kill off an entire coven just to spite him. And she knew trapping him in a prison world wouldn't hold him for good. A few years at the most so she figured it was her best option.

Damn, Kai Parker had the best luck of anyone she had ever encountered. Since he was walking and talking all over Mystic Falls, much to her annoyance.

"Where'd you go, Bon?" Caroline asked with a mischievous smile. "Tell me you're thinking about some hot new stud you met at school."

"I dropped out of school remember because I was dead? For like the hundredth time."

"Oh, yeah, what are you going to do?"

"Stefan helped me set up an investment portfolio, I'm going to use that to set up my business."

"Business?" Caroline's eyes danced with excitement. "Why is this the first I'm hearing about this business?"

"Don't laugh," Bonnie warned her. "But I'm going freelance my psychic skills."

"Laugh? Why would I laugh? You're like the best psychic I know!"

"I'm the only psychic you know."

"Way to spoil the fun," Caroline said sulking. "Hey, is that Kai?" she nodded to the door where the warlock himself had just walked in. she lowered her voice. "You know, he's really hot after the merge."

"Oh, gross!"

"And that coat! It just screams sex," Caroline gushed.

"Caroline, he tried to kill me. Whose side are you on?"

"So?" she shrugged. "This is Mystic Falls, everyone has tried to kill each other at least once. Look at Klaus and me," she rolled her eyes. "Or Damon and Elena."

"Those are both the worst relationship examples you could have named," Bonnie told her firmly just as Kai reached them.

"Hey girls, Bonnie you're looking well – wow," he said looking her up and down.

For a while, after Kai had gotten saddled with Luke's conscience, he had been all tongue tied around her. Now, he was back to his usual chatterbox self and every time, she saw him, she could never get him to shut up.

"Still alive, huh?" Bonnie said flatly.

"Disappointed?" Kai winked. "C'mon Bonster, you know nothing can kill me. Not even your cute little butt."

"Well that's my cue," Caroline said grabbing her purse. "You kids have fun!"

She disappeared in a flash. Bonnie groaned when her friend used her vampire abilities to disappear.

"She was my ride."

"I'll give you a ride, if you let me buy you a drink first."

"I'd rather drown than drink with you."

Bonnie hopped off the stool. She was just about to leave when Kai blocked her way. When a furious expression crossed her face, he held his hands up in a placating gesture.

"Woah! Easy there, Bon. I just – I just – well I can't stop thinking about you."

"Neither can I. I think about murdering you every night," Bonnie replied sweetly.

Nervously, Kai ran a hand through his hair.

"Well I'm thinking about you in a different kind of a way. At first, I just thought it was the sociopathy, you know sociopaths can be real obsessive and I thought of course I would be obsessed when the first girl I've seen in eighteen years is gorgeous," he blushed. "Like totally hot, Baywatch hot, but uhm – thing is that hasn't gone away."

Bonnie had a horrible feeling about where he was going with this.

"You better not be saying what I think you're saying, Kai," she said taking a step back.

"I'm saying I like you and I get it if you don't want to give me a chance, but I would really like to take you on a real date. And bear in mind, if you say no, I totes respect that –" Bonnie took a moment to marvel at the grown man, who used the word 'totes' without looking ridiculous. "But here's the thing, Bonster. I'll still keep trying."

Kai had a crush on her? Kai fucking Parker had a crush on her? The former sociopath, who she had spent a lot of time trying to kill and trying to avoid him killing her, had a crush on her?

What fresh hell was this?

"Oh my god," she whispered. "I could have gone my whole fucking life without knowing about this, but no, life hates me so now I have to acknowledge this shit! God fucking dammit Kai! Why the fuck would you tell me this?"

"Because I can't get you out of my head! You think I like going crazy thinking about you twenty-four seven because trust me, I don't. It's making me batty and I figured – well maybe telling you would make it stop."

"So you decided to drive me crazy right along with you?" she hissed. "Are you trying to make me stab you again?"

"Well no," his face fell. He ran his hand through his hair, messing up and giving him an almost adorably ruffled appearance. "That was not quite how I saw this going."

"So what then? Do you actually think we could date? What would that even look like?"

"No idea, but if there's one thing I've learned from eighteen years in a prison world and then my near-death experience in the last one, it's this, life's short. You want something, might as well go for it."

"You're crazy," she shook her head.

"And as for what I would think it would look like," Kai said carrying on like she hadn't spoken. He rubbed his chin and gave her a heated look that made her toes curl. "We start with a movie, dinner, I'm an excellent cook, I'm sure you remember. Then we just see what happens. I'm cool with taking things slow."

Bonnie tried to sidestep him, but he stayed on her heels talking about all of the dates he would like to take her on. Hinting at other things, he wanted to do to her. All of the things she made him feel like he had a heart.

As if.

Finally, when she had gone half a block and Kai still hadn't shut up, she turned on her heel. She glared at him.

"Oh my God! If I say yes, will you shut up?"

"Yeah."

"Fine, I will go out with. Just this once."

Kai broke into a broad grin that made her heart skip a beat.

Oh hell, she was in trouble.

Kai might be a psycho, but so were half of her friends. And if she could forgive Damon, why not Kai? Damon had chosen to turn into a monster…Kai well he'd made choices that cemented his status as monster too, but he had been a sociopath. It wasn't his fault, he couldn't feel empathy.

"So dinner and a movie, tomorrow night?" Kai asked stuffing his hands in his pockets.

He was less confident now. She had to admit that worked in his benefit. It made her believe he might actually be a little different.

"I guess, but if you try anything, I'll burn you alive, got it?"

"Sounds hot," Kai winked at her.

Bonnie groaned and realized, this might finally be the thing that did her in.

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