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Supermansion Unlimited

"So, who are we interviewing this time?" Ranger asked.

"Princess Star Butterfly." Rex read the resume.

"A princess you say?" Black Saturn smiled.

"She is fifteen years old." Robobot spoke up.

"Never mind!" Saturn said quickly.

"Fifteen?" Portia blinked. "Isn't she a little young for this?"

"I thought the same thing at first," Rex admitted. "But if shes really serious about being a hero, then its our responsibility to help her become the best hero she can be."

"And I suppose being a princess implying that she is very rich would have nothing to do with letting her join?" Robobot asked.

"Dad, letting someone join for money is a bad idea." Lex spoke up. "Did you learn nothing from hiring Black Saturn?"

"Thanks Lex." Saturn smiled, not grasping that it was an insult.

"I rest my case." Lex said bluntly.

"Everyone take it easy!" Rex stood up. "I'm not just gonna let her join. Shes gonna get the same chance to prove herself just like everyone else does." He sat down and picked up the resume, quietly muttering. "And if she decides to help out with the Leagues budget, all the better."

"I heard that." Lex said. "I have Titan hearing two you know."

"Assuming this princess actually shows up." Ranger pointed out.

Suddenly a portal opened in front of them.

"What the hell is that?" Rex asked.

Robobot scanned it. "It appears to be some kind of portal."

Star jumped out of the portal and smiled brightly. "Hi everybody!"

"Princess Butterfly I presume?" Portia asked.

Marco stepped through the portal before it closed. "Sorry we're late."

"Who are you?" Cooch asked.

"Marco Diaz," he introduced himself.

Ranger raised an eyebrow. "Diaz?" But before he could speak again, Rex cut him off.

"If you mention a green card, I'm pairing you with Saturn for every mission." The Subtopion warned making Ranger gulp. "We've been expecting you as well Marco. Though your resume wasn't easy to read."

"What?" Marco's eyes widened. "That can't be, I filled it out with all relevant," he paused and noticed Star looking away whistling. "Star," he narrowed his eyes, "What did you do?"

"Well," Star faced him but avoided eye contact. "I thought your resume looked a little boring so, I gave it a little flare." She waved her hands at the last part.

"That's one word for it." Rex turned the paper around revealing stickers and colourful drawings. Marco cast another glare at Star who smiled nervously.

"Its okay," Portia decided to change the subject. "Tell us about yourselves?"

"I'm a magical Princess, from another dimension!" Star smiled, creating a rainbow above her, which then caught on fire.

"I never thought I'd say this, but your rainbows on fire." Lex said.

"Don't worry about it." Marco assured them.

Saturn took a picture with his phone. "This would make a killer album cover!"

"I'm from the Kingdom of Mewni." Star began. "When I turned fourteen, my Mom Queen Moon passed down to me, the Royal Magic Wand!" She held it up for them to see.

"Cool." Cooch said.

"You ain't seen nothing yet!" Star smiled. "Dagger Crystal Heart Attack!" The wand fired heart shaped daggers that cut into a statue. "Rolling Thunder Lightning Blast!" A blast of thunder and lightning destroyed another statue. "Shooting Star Explosion!" Glowing shooting stars shot at a statue before exploding.

"O.M. God!" Lex said. "That was amazing!"

"Your not mad about the statues?" Marco asked.

"Honestly no," Rex shook his head. "I always thought they were tacky. But more importantly they were insured."

"Yeah, I'm a natural." Star twirled the wand in her hand. "But I may have a little, mishap on my first day." She referred to nearly burning down the kingdom, "So my parents decided to send me to Earth, where I could train safely. I even went to high school where I met Marco."

"They wanted the best candidate to be her guide and teach her about Earth." Marco crossed his arms with a smirk.

"Since then, me and Marco have been best friends!" Star pulled him into a one armed hug. "We've been on so many adventures together, fighting monsters, pixies and all kinds of crazy stuff!"

"Infact, I was recently made Stars squire." Marco said proudly.

"That like a sidekick?" Brad asked.

"What?" Marcos eyes widned. "No, no, no no. Marco Diaz is nobodies sidekick."

"Whats a sidekick?" Star asked.

"Well," Ranger began. "Traditionally a sidekick is a companion, usually a very close friend, who fights by the heroes side. Though not as strong, they offer knowledge or skills the hero doesn't have. Often being the straight man to the heroes funny attitude."

"Marco!" Star gasped. "That's totally what you do!"

"Agh," Marco frowned.

"So Marco," Saturn leaned back in his seat. "What have you got?"

"Well I don't have a magic wand, but I do have these!" He pulled out his dimensional scissors.

"Scissors?" Cooch raised an eyebrow. "We don't need scissors. I can cut through stuff with my claws."

"Sure, but can your claws do this!" With that he cut open a portal and stepped through it.

"Whoa," Brad gasped.

"Fascinating." Robobot scanned. "The portals are literal tares in the fabric between dimensions."

Marco stepped back out. "Ta da!" He said as the portal closed. "I just popped back to Echo Creek and picked up a couple of burritos." He held them up.

Stars eyes widened. "GIMMIE!" She pounced, grabbing a burrito and proceeded to devour it.

Marco noticed everyone staring. "Heh, she really loves burritos."

"We can see that." Robobot said.

"Anyway, with these I can open a portal to other dimensions." Marco explained.

"What the hell man?" Saturn spoke up. "You couldn't have grabbed us some burritos?" Marco just raised an eyebrow at him.

"That's enough Saturn!" Rex snapped. "Now then Marco, why don't you tell us," he stopped when he noticed Cooch swiping at thin air. "Cooch, what are you doing?"

"Trying to cut open one of those portal things." She replied. "I want quesadillas."

"Cooch, your claws aren't magic and can't open portals." Lex pointed out.

"You don't know that." The cat shot back.

"Actually I do." Lex said bluntly. "Stop swiping and sit down." Cooch complied while grumbling under her breath.

Marco raised an eyebrow at this but didn't comment. He was about to take a bite of his burrito, but discovered over half of it was gone. "What happened to my burrito?"

"Its a mystery." Star shrugged with her mouth full and Marco narrowed his eyes at her.

"Where did you get the scissors?" Rex asked.

Marco held them up. "I earned these scissors by proving myself to Hekapoo, the forger of all Dimensional scissors."

"Heka what?" Portia asked.

"Member of the Magic Council," Marco said simply. "And let me tell ya, it was not easy. Took me sixteen years."

"Sixteen years!" They gasped.

"Before you ask, time works differently in her dimension. For everyone else, I'd only been gone a few minutes and when I came back home, I was the same age I was when I left." Marco explained. "Which was kinda a bummer since I looked awesome!"

"Yeah," Star said with a dreamy look on her face. "Abs," she thought making herself blush while Marco raised an eyebrow at her.

"Unbelievable." Rex shook his head. "Just poof and hes young again."

"Just like magic." Robobot quipped earning a glare from Rex.

"What were you doing there in the first place?" Portia asked.

"Helping a friend." He looked to Star and smiled, "and I wasn't leaving until I did." Star smiled back.

"Rainbows and portals, huh?" Black Saturn stood up and walked in front of them. "Tell me this, how useful are those in combat?" He drew a Saturn ring. "Show me what you got!"

"Oh God not again," Rex face palmed.

"Okay," Star smiled before raising her wand. "Rainbow Fist Punch!" A bright rainbow with a clenched fist at the front fired from the wand, punching Saturn in the face and knocking him to the ground.

"That's one powerful rainbow." Ranger blinked, then added. "Never thought I hear myself say that."

"Okay," Saturn got up and shook his head clear. "Not bad, can you handle this!" He threw the Saturn Ring at them.

Marco cut open a portal a and the ring flew into it. "Portals aren't just for transportation." He crossed his arms smugly. "They can be used defensively and offensively." A tactical reached out of the portal, wrapping around Saturn and lifted him off the ground before electrocuting him. It dropped him before retreating into the portal as it closed.

"I have gotta say, you two have some impressive powers." Rex smiled.

"Do more magic!" Cooch clapped.

"Sure!" Star smiled brightly. "Glowworm Blast." The wand shot blue glowworms, one hit the ground near Saturn and exploded.

"Holy crap!" He jumped to his feet and ran away from the incoming exploding worms.

"Narwhal Blast!"

"Whats a narwhal?" Brad asked.

The wand fired several narwhals at Saturn who had to duck, jump and roll to avoid them.

"Apparently those are narwhals." Rex pointed out.

"For my finale!" Star spun around. "Warnicorn Stampede!" The creatures appeared and ran towards Saturn who screamed before using his grappling hook to pull himself into a tree as the Warnicorns ran past.

"HA! Black Saturn smirked. "Suck it you stupid unicorns!" The warnicorns stopped and turned their heads, narrowing their eyes at him. "Uh oh," he lost his smirk when the warnicorns pushed the tree over and proceeded to trample him.

"My God!" Ranger gasped. "Those unicorns are incredible!" Then added, "never thought I'd hear myself say that either."

"Actually those are Warnicorns." Marco pointed out. "Theses a difference, trust me."

"Okay Princess, your packing some serious firepower." Ranger admitted. "But say you need to catch someone without blowing them up or trampling them. Any spells for that."

"Sure I got lots of those." Star smile never faltered. "Watch. Jellybean Hallucination Mist." A light blue mist sprayed Ranger.

"What the," his irises grew as he saw jellybeans floating around him, "hell?" When it wore off Ranger shook his head. "My God! What was that?"

"Remember when you asked me what the 60's was like?" Rex asked. "I think what you just experienced pretty much summed it up."

"Aw man I missed it." Brad groaned.

"Yoink!" Suddenly Saturn grabbed the wand and scissors out of their hands and held them about his head.

"Hey!" Star and Marco said in unison.

"Found your weaknesses," he smirked. "Without your magic toys, you two are just helpless kids."

Their eyes widend, "did he just call us helpless kids?" Star asked.

"I think he did." Marco said. They both looked at each other and smiled. "After you Princess."

"Thank you squire." Star said before facing Saturn and punching him in the gut.

"OW!" Before he could react, Marco Karate chopped him in the neck, making him drop their stuff.

The two of them moved in sync punching and kicking Saturn many times before Star jump kicked him in the face, knocking him out cold. The rest of the League sat there watching in silence except for Lex who recorded the whole thing on her phone. "O. M. God! That was amazing!"

"Sixteen years in that dimension gave me a lot of combat practice. Course before that I was already a red belt." Marco said proudly as he picked up his scissors.

"Nobody calls me a helpless child." Star said in a low voice while retrieving her wand and perked up again. "I am Star Butterfly! Strong, independent woman with fists like hammers."

"No kidding." Cooch said. "How many monsters you fought anyway."

"Tons." Star smiled, but then her smile fell a bit. "Things were different then."

Portia raised an eyebrow. "Different how?"

"Well," she held her wand with both hands, "a long time ago Mewni actually belonged to the monsters. Then Mewman settlers arrived after a lot of fighting they took over and built the kingdom. Since then the monsters have been treated like they were all bad, and yeah there are bad monsters but there are good monsters two. But they were all still feared and treated badly."

"So your people just stole their land?" Ranger was shocked. "That's horrible, having their native land stolen by invaders and treated like they were the ones in the wrong," He then noticed the rest of the League giving him looks. "What? Did I miss something?"

"Your kidding right?" Robobot asked.

"I'm not proud of it, but I used to think the same." Star admitted. "But when I finally realised not all monsters were bad, I tried to get everyone else to see that to. I even got my friend Buff Frog who is a monster, a job as Head of Monster Mewman Relations."

"Head of relations?" Cooch asked. "You mean like he taught them how to bone?"

Star raised an eyebrow, "huh?"

"Nothing!" Rex cut in, "Cooch be quite. Please continue Star."

"But it didn't work." Star said sadly. "All the monsters decided to leave Mewni and find a new home."

"Star you shouldn't blame yourself." Portia said. "Changing the world isn't easy and changing minds is even harder.

"You don't just protect the world Star," Rex smiled. "You try and make it better for everyone in it. That's exactly the kind of attitude the League needs."

"Really?" Eyes widened with excitement. "But," she wrapped an arm around Marco. "Me and Marco are a package lunch."

"Its package deal, Star." Marco corrected.

"That two." She shrugged.

"That's good." Rex said. "Because we want you both."

Marcos eyes widened. "Really?"

"You know what your story says to me Marco?" Rex asked.

"A possible child abduction case?" Robobot offered.

"Dedication and the will power to always stand by a friend." The Subtopian smiled.

"Something to think about, eh Rex." Ranger glared at him.

"Yeah," Rex coughed nervously. "The point is, I look at you two and see a future generation of heroes. Princess Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Welcome to the League of Freedom!"

Both teens eyes widened before looking at each other. "WE DID IT!" The hugged each other. Star broke away and raised her wand. "This calls for laser puppies!"

"Wait," Cooch blinked, "laser what?"

Star fired a pink light at the ground and a litter small beige puppies appeared. "Aww," all but one of the League said.

"Dogs!" Cooch jumped out of her seat. "No way man! Now way!"

"Cooch calm down!" Portia snapped. "They're small harmless pup-" she was cut off as a red beam flew by her face. "What the?" She turned to see the puppies were all shooting lasers from their eyes.

"That's a new one." Robobot observed.

"Argh," Saturn groaned as her woke up. "What happened?" He was a puppy sitting in front of him. "Aw," it then fired a laser into his eye. "OW! What the f***!" The other puppies heard him and ran towards him, shooting lasers as they went. "Oh shit!" Saturn jumped to his feet and ran with the laser puppies chasing him. "Ow!" He cried as lasers hit him from behind. "Little help! OW!"

"Still adorable." Lex smiled as she recorded the scene with her phone.

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I know we all have different expectations. But I hope everyones excited for Season 4.